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>That'll be $27.90
>W-what? That thing is $27.90? That's BULLSHIT! I didn't even get a fountain drink
>Throw the food on the floor and walk out
>Walk back in and assault the staff
>AND WHAT THE FUCK IS CHIPOTLE ANYWAY?!

You see a lot of hot girls at Chipotle at least.

>> No.17765547

>>17765211
can't wait to go to my local chipotle and kidnap a qt 3.14 blonde teen wearing a skirt

>> No.17765565
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>>17765211
never order online
pic related was literally the portion of my last order, they also didn't put the guacamole in and didn't bother increasing this portion as a concession or anything
refunded the order online

>> No.17765577

>>17765565
what the fuck are you trying to show me?

>> No.17765578

>>17765211
>AND WHAT THE FUCK IS CHIPOTLE ANYWAY?!
a chipotle is unironically just a ripe jalapeno that has been smoke-dried

>> No.17765589

>>17765577
a burrito bowl you fucking mongrel

>> No.17765597

>>17765589
Is the black part or white part the food?

>> No.17765606

>>17765589
do you use a fucking headwand?

>> No.17765610

>>17765597
black
>>17765606
yes

>> No.17765671

>>17765589
If it is in the shape of a bowl then that's not a burrito.

>> No.17765719

Last time I went to chipotle i went inside and they told me they were only doing mobile orders. I asked if I could just order since I left phone in car. No.

Went out got my phone, ordered two burritos.
Got burritos, walk into bathroom and crammed one burrito in toilet, foil and everything, effectively clogging it. Then I took a shit in the toilet and left.

>> No.17765736

>>17765719
based

>> No.17765738

>>17765719
>This place with workers that make minimum wage and probably hate their jobs/life pissed me off so I fucked up their toilet

You're so badass, anon.

>> No.17765751

>>17765738
Fecal terrorism is the only thing we have left

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>>17765738
>You're so badass, anon.
wagies deserve worse

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>>17765211
>Pays $27 to get diarrhea

Why not Taco Bell, your highness

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>>17765211

It could have been worse.

>> No.17765820

>>17765813
desu more people need to do this to keep them in line so they don't fuck up orders

>> No.17765825

>>17765813
>Just shits in public and throws it at the worker

I kind of want to know the context, but regardless I don't think that was warranted, my god. Fucking nasty. It's even more hilarious because it was an older white woman "Karen" figure, so that's just the icing on the cake.

>> No.17765853

>>17765825
>>17765813
Never mind I looked it up out of curiosity

>According to a statement from Tim Hortons, the incident took place after an employee denied the woman restroom access based on her "past behavior," and "out of concern for the immediate safety" of those in the restroom, CBC reported. Tim Hortons has a "restricted access policy for restrooms to ensure the well-being of our guests."

It wasn't even in America, it was in Canada of all places, which is even more shocking. So she defecated on the floor because they wouldn't let her use the restroom and I guess she was about to shit her pants? At that point I would have gone outside and shit in the parking lot or something.

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>>17765813
Based, as society collapses, it's time to get primal.

Should go to Qdoba anyway. Use to you could buy 10 burritos and get 1 free, now you have to buy 12.

>> No.17765887

>>17765853
>thinking canadians are muh heckin friendly civilized maple syrup elves
reddit moment

>> No.17765895

>>17765887
I actually have never been to Canada, nor really spoken with and befriended a Canadian, so I only go off stereotypes. I'm sure Canada has it's own rednecks and retards, and social problems, as depicted in that webm.

>> No.17765913

>>17765895
As far as I know based on the very little knowlodge I have from Canada, they have the same problems as you Americans.
Even worse, racism and xenophobia is a big issue there that always get shadowed by american scandals.

>> No.17767141

Last time I went to Chipotle I got my bowl for free since their machine was down again. Feels good.

>> No.17767157

>>17765913
>, racism and xenophobia is a big issue
Based canadians

>> No.17767167

>>17765719
Last time you told this story you said that you shit on the floor and smeared it all over the walls with a plunger

>> No.17767382

>>17765813
Monkey-pilled

>> No.17768210

>>17765913
>racism and (((xenophobia)))
R.eddit calls your name anon

>> No.17769415

>>17765813
wh*Te pypo moment

>> No.17769881

>>17765547
The only people I've seen who still wears skirts are literal troons

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17770183

>>17769881
Yeah, the fuck is up with that? When did chicks stop wearing skirts?

>> No.17770314

>>17765211
like all fast food, they figured out how to trick stoners and poor people into paying $20 for $2 worth of rice and beans

>> No.17770320

>>17770183
ever since worshipping fat women became normalized and they all started wearing trashy shit like yoga pants
people dont like/prefer asian girls because they're submissive (though some do)
people like asian girls cuz they're thin and wear skirts

>> No.17770366

>>17770320
I like skirts, but I don't care for asians. Just wish skirts came back in fashion, that's all.