/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17765970
Gone but not forgotten

>>17765970
The Hobbits were an analogy for pedophile jews.

>>17765977
>He has never read any of the books.

>>17765984
The food wasn't based on you books you dipshit

I could go for a hobbit hole

>>17765991
>it was a hobbit hole, and that meant comfort

>>17765987
No shit. And that has nothing to do with your comment about the analogy.

>>17765996
Bilbo stole the ring and it brought out his jewish inners, just like golem. The Hobbits were pedophile jews.

>>17766006
Lol. The Hobbits we're the heros of the story anon.

>>17766006
>Thank you for your letter. I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-Iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject—which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride. - J.R.R Tolkein

>>17765970
Never again, bros.. ..

>>17766017
Just like in the holocaust, right? History is as much fiction as the hobbit and lotr series. Hobbits stole things that didn't belong to them and cried out as they struck. Undoubtedly raped a few kids off camera.

>>17766042
the hobbits didn't do anything that wasn't mentioned in the books, because they don't exist

>>17766042
Ok schizo.

>>17766045
Tell me this isn't the face of someone who diddles kids and needs to be dealt with

>>17766056
That's an actor anon. He's not actually a Hobbit.

>>17766056
this isn't the face of someone who diddles kids and needs to be dealt with

>>17766058
Selected for a role because he was the truest representation of the character. Eg Jewish pedo

>>17766062
Sure. So, the guy who plays the character you like is also selected by Jewish Hollywood pedos. And more than likely is one himself. However, none of this has anything to do with the fictional world of middle earth.

>>17766062
Fuck off back to /pol/ retard we are talking about food on this board

>>17766078
I already explained that. Hobbits continuously stole things throughout the series that didn't belong to them. Then acted like the victim when the owners returned for their belongings. He'll at the end of the return of the king frodo would rather destroy the ring than return it to saurmon, the rightful owner. They even destroyed his home. Analogous to Israel and America right now. Saurmon was the victim. Jews made him the villain. Just like real life.

>>17766093
It all makes so much sense when you realize that Tolkien wrote The Hobbit in 1927. A mere 21 years before the nation of Israel was founded. You are really on to something.

>>17766113
Premonition isn't supernatural. For instance, I can tell you the sun will rise tomorrow.
Regardless I said analogous. Not 1927 commentary.

>>17766135
I'd love to assume you're trolling. But, I just don't trust the internet that much anymore. I've met people in real life that are this dumb.

>>17766160
Am I wrong? Did bimbo and the dwarves not Steel from and murder trolls? Did they not steal from and murder smaug?

What's all this bullshit about jews and pedophilia? I just want a delicious breakfast.

>>17765970
Hobbit hole breakfast was the most kino but the french toast was literally just poundcake with hiney drizzled over it and only ever had that meal once before it ended

>>17765991
>>17765994
Kek'd

>>17766093
You're arguing about the property rights of a fictional entity of evil that wanted to use said item to rule the earth, and you think Jews are the problem?

>>17766170
Trolls and a dragon that also murdered and stole. Did you think Smaug got his hoard through a hard days work? And the Trolls stole their horses in the first place

>>17766079
>m-mug 4chan experience!

>>17765970
>>17765976
Good stuff but for me, its a little bit of chicken fried