/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17764395
>somewhat unappetising male genital
Watch out, you just triggered the pedo activist who's shitting up half the threads on /ck/ atm.

>>17764395
Are we garloid posting?

>>17764395
you vill eat ze sea dildos

>>17764430
You can't convince me that these people are human

>>17764430
What is wrong with Asians
You don't have to eat literally every single freakish sea monster that squirms out of the water

>>17764430
It's full of yakisoka noodles in a red bean sauce.

>>17764430
Well that doesn't look so bad. It kind of reminds me of a geoduck. I could see maybe eating something like....HOLY GOD! What the hell is inside these things? It looks like nothing but blood and pin worms.

>>17764519
oh res we do

>>17764395
>top importer of annual production: Vatican City

>>17764430
Chocolate! YUM!

>>17764430
Being cut up so fast, the insides scraped to the side must still be "alive" for few more moments

>>17764395
Aren't those just gooey ducks?

>>17764519
It starts with desperate hunger and then becomes tradition

>>17764578
You mean geodudes

FUCK this

>>17764430

those are some healthy looking garloids

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>>17764430
Nuke China

>>17764395
>>17764430
This looks like alien "fish" you'd see on something like Farscape or Firefly

>>17764430
i just wonder why a creature is under so much pressure that they literally explode their guts out from a single cut

>>17764395
OP, stay out of your mom's underwear drawer

>>17764706
because they live on the sea floor where the outside water pressure is high. The internal body pressure has to be high as well or they get squished like a pancake.

>>17764430
The end result might be good if it tastes like calamaris, but that blood/guts combination exploding looks nasty.

>>17764395
>fish
I don't think so

>>17764538
>>17764581
Thank you for clearing that up, Chang!
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>>17764625
You got the knife backwards. Dock with it the other way.

>>17764430
at what point of the process does the thing die? It's still moving while he's already cutting the second one

>>17764823
worms cant feel pain

>>17764594
Saturday nigh me with my fellow /ck/bros and your mom

>>17764796
Worm

>>17764430
>>17764395
They taste like generic seashells but their texture is very unique. Chewy, firm, almost like some land animal's meat.

They go well with soju and chogochujang sauce.

>explodes
Dios mio

>>17764455
That's a fish anon

>>17764430
bro

>>17764395
>somewhat unappetising male genital
how dare the writer assume that people do not enjoy sucking on cock

>>17764594
Imagine getting into a lake and stepping on these guys

>>17765047
Do you always eat it raw?
>>17764796
It's like how they say shellfish, starfish, jellyfish, cuttlefish in English, just sea creature

>>17764430
At least they just discard and dont eat the explosion of red gloop and yellow noodles that comes out of them.
...right?

Worms are cheap and tasty

>>17765676
that's the secret sauce

>>17764430
the fuck

i'll never look at a korean person the same again. fucking gooks...

>>17764430
NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE GARLOIDS

>>17764455
>>17764519
I don't have a nice way to say this. Pussy. That's what you are. Enjoy your enriched cornmeal with a side of chemically washed, genetically engineered chicken tendies you absolute queer. What are you going to cry or something? Man up.

>>17764395
I have a deep urge to cram

>>17765702

>>17765763
If only we could fry our tendies in literal gutter oil. Too bad for us.

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>>17765754
lol

>>17764430

>>17765754
I'm a worst korean and I assure you I've never seen this shit even while living in the boondocks of ganghwa.

>>17764430
>Gaybul gets the good ole circumsion job
>Gaybul be like pic rel

>>17764706
imagine giving this to a rabbi lol

>>17764455
>>17764519
>>17764661
>>17764700
>>17765754
Oh piss off its a sea worm.
>clams/bihalves, literally the shit and chemical filters of the ocean
>cracking an oyster open alive and adding lemon juice to its dying body
omg sea food is sooo tasty!
>literally the same thing but le funny shape
Wtf actual savagery wtf gooks?
You guys are pussies that happily eat your processed mega fauna smarter than most dogs and then cry savage at the Peruvians over guinea pugs.
t. Gook

Ah so that’s where my foreskin went. Goddamn sea jews..

>>17767060
>harvest foreskin
>throw in ocean
>????
>facial cream products for white women

>>17764395
i don't eat penis

>>17764430
Oh fuck that.

>>17767006
Imagine trying to defend eating exploding worms you slit eyed fuck

>>17764430
I don't know why all these humans are so upset. It's just Gagh.

>>17767006
Now defend bats
I want to see how fully retarded you can be

>>17767293
>marine organism is full of water
>AHHHHH ITS EXPLOODED IM GOING INSANE AAHHHHH
>>17767319
Eating bats was a bad idea sure, but if some redneck got a plague spread around eating raccoon I doubt you'd call ((whatever flavor of scotts-irish-germanic you are)) sub human because of a few outliers.

>>17764594
intimidated, whiteboi?

>>17767430
You're absolutely fucking right I'd call them subhuman idiot. Who eats shit like that except subhumans?

>>17768009
>Who eats shit like that except subhumans?
People who can do what is necessary.

>>17767430
It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

I am gay so I think I would enjoy eating this a lot.

>>17764430
So they basically just eat the skin&thin layer of muscle needed to keep these things somewhat mobile? Seems like quite bit of effort for very little meat.

>>17767293
imagine trying to defend castration of cats

>>17764847
doesnt change the fact they are being gutted alive

>>17768631
and raw oysters are still alive when you eat them

go cry somewhere else

>>17768636
no, this the right place for my feminine outcry

>>17768631
It's a mindless primitive lifeform, worms and clams don't feel "pain" like you do. Let me guess you feel bad for the corn cob being roasted "alive" too

>>17768271
You should see other sealife where you basically have to do surgery for a little bit of meat.

>>17768644
i feel bad for you being so emotional about this convo

>>17764395
i thought garloids were scifi

>>17766989
Lmao'ing rite now

>>17764430

>>17764422
>the redditors responsible for this retard tier ifunny meme can't spell "guaranteed"

>>17767006
>>17767430
lmao the projection is astronomical

>>17764576
then the scrapings from another garloid join it and for a brief few seconds they combine and become a giga-garloid

What are we gonna do about these chinese people eating raw penis fish bros?

>>17764430
Why are Asians like this

>>17764395
That pic is offensive

>>17765702

>>17764847
>>17768636
i care not about them suffering
i just wonder how fast and of what such a thing would die
not like they would have a brain to be destroyed
or blood to bleed out

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>>17764395
>Try not to giggle while you eat this unusual wiggly creature.
I'll giggle if I want to bitch

>>17768631
>doesnt change the fact they are being gutted alive
just like other fish

>>17764430

>>17769564
why does hitler have tits?

>>17764395
>‘penis fish’.
gaebul means "dog penis"

>>17769624
Adolpha is a heckin womanarino

>>17764430
>decapitated and immediately your body is squished of all its organs
what a shit way to go

>>17765280
Then it getting angry and raping your asshole haha

>>17769727

>>17764430
Wh*te cock

>>17764594
BBC

>>17768271
You only eat the meat in a lobster's claws and legs and a little bit of the tail.

>>17764430
I'm going to hurl.

>>17770058
Anon, don't!

penis

>>17764430
It looks disgusting but it's not that bad

>>17771230
I mean, the video. I'd never eat it

>>17764430
I'm proud of our South Korean brothers and sisters trying to eat these monstrosities to extinction.

>>17764430

>>17764430
>death by a thousand cuts

>>17764430
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8

>>17764395
Why Koreans($outh) are such collossal faggots?

>>17771442
>Why Koreans($outh) are such collossal faggots?
Look into Haesindang Park. They have a fishing village that has a massive cult-like area with giant wooden and stone penis carvings, benches, toys, rows of giant penises lining the steps up the hill, giant stone pillars of penisanimals representing the Chinese zodiac.

Not that the Japanese penis festivals don't get interesting.

You WILL eat the...

*checks notes*

...Korean Penis Fish.

>>17764430
is this really what's inside my penis?

>>17764430
time for Covid 2: The Digestive Boogaloo

>>17771471
>Haesindang Park
>A tragic legend known as the "Legend of Auebawi and Haesindang"[3] shrouds the statues of the park. According to the legend, a woman was once left by her man on a rock in the sea while he worked. The man was later unable to retrieve her because of a storm, and the woman drowned. After that, the village people were not able to catch fish. Some said that it was because of the dead woman. One day, a fisherman urinated into the water and afterward, he was able to catch fish, so it was thought that exposing the deceased virgin to male genitalia pleased her.

based gooks

>>17764430
Not to be cruel, but we need to take asians away from the water.
Put them in valleys, or even some prairies and let them roam like the Mongols, hunting mammals and stuff, as long as they don't have access to any sea creatures. This is barbaric.

>>17771506
Only one way to find out, goy

>>17771471
>The soyboy in the back
>The closest he'll get to having his dick sucked
kek

>>17764395
Haha it looks like penises

>>17771962
nothing wrong with a little scientific whale electrocution, anonkun.

>>17771962
They'd do the same thing as with those worms, but with prairie dogs.

>>17764430
I saw all the quotes and was still not ready for that

>>17764570
Actually the top importer is your mom

>>17771442
South Korea's government was being run by a literal cult

>>17764430
Why I have stopped eating non-white food: Exhibit A.

>>17764395
>it’s actually a popular delicacy throughout the country.
>eat this penis fish and it will make your erection big and strong
Every fucking time you read about retarded Asian foods called a "delicacy" they always assure you your dick will grow the size of a mountain and you will be able to make love to your wife like a dragon

>>17764395
>Gaebul is the Korean word for a rather odd-looking fish eaten in South Korea which translates as ‘penis fish’.
No, it doesn't. 개불 (海腸) means 바다 (sea) + 창자 (intestines). The literal translation is sea intestines, not penis fish.

>>17764395
Why did God create something like this? What was the purpose?

>>17764430
that is fucking disgusting

>>17772957
The sea is full of horrifying shit, especially the deeper you dig into the sea. It's why Cthulhu is a thing and why that one episode of Spongebob where he goes to Rock Bottom exists.

>>17764430
This shit is setting off my ASMR tingling

>>17772957
for chinese people to eat

Looks like a shitty yield.

>>17764430
Thanks I haven't screamed "NOOO!" at my monitor recently

>>17764430
I have watched this video about 10 times. I don't know why but I think the way everything squishes out so easily satisfying. Depending on how they were prepared I would give a try.

I've heard this is a delicacy in the US

>>17764430
China Please...

>>17771962
>implying they would stop their eating habits when it comes to mammals
I'd post that webm of a chinese dude eating live baby rats if I had it

>>17774174
It's a rite of passage for hunters in the US to eat the warm beating heart of game. I've also eaten squirrel and rabbit. You guys are squeemish faggots.

>>17771962
They have no guns so they will most likely use the stick and beat everything to death.
Or rope and fire
Or boiling water

>>17774124
I'm American, and said "Gross" out loud upon seeing this. So, results may vary.

>>17775057
Wow, that's masterfully braided. Where do they serve gnumariedd with peas like that?

>>17775093
Sardinia
There seems to be a lot of variants of that food.
I used translator on one article and I understood that it can be boiled with peas or roasted or mix of both.

Is this the benis thread?
https://youtu.be/dv4A43xzrt4

>>17764395
HAHA GAY BULL
HAHAHA PEEPEE
HAHAHA POOPOO

>>17764933
oh yes

>>17764395
Koreans are fucking disgusting

>>17764430
NOOOOOOO

>>17764430
Rest in penis...

>>17767006
At least clams don't erupt into viscera at the slightest puncture.

>>17775057
Braised Grabboid?

>>17775318
That clam has organs too. They're just so solid you don't remove them before eating them.

>>17764422
>garloid
When does the narwhal bacon, you gentlesir and scholar?

EDIT: thanks for the gold stranger but you should spend that money on feeding the homeless or donating to Bernie Sanders so that we can FEEL THE BERN in 2024 and finally get the oligarchs of this country to pay their fair share!

Korean is truly the worst cuisine though. Just various forms of rice with chili ketchup, topped with shit like this.

>>17775289
looks like bloody foreskins, i feel disgusted

>>17772957
Are you saying that if you had godly skills of creation, you wouldn't make a penis fish just for shits and giggles? And then hide it at the bottom of the ocean?
I would. I'd make them black and big. The big, black penis fish.

>>17764395
Jesus christ

>>17764395
Shirako is a Japanese Dish which is raw Cod Milt. You're literally giving a Cod a blowjob.

>>17764576
Not with that primordial brain. Probably thought it feels "interesting" for a moment.

God, I want to pry my asscheeks apart and let a bunch of these wriggle up my ass, I want to be impregnated by them

>>17764578
Pretty sure it's a sea cucumber, though I don't recognize the type. In the webm they seem to be actively getting rid of their innards, which is something they do when threatened.

>>17774174
The Dish is called "Three Squeaks" because they squeak once when picked up, then when being dipped in the sauce, then when being eaten. It's illegal due to health reasons, but you can still get it in the Guangdong region.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10813308/disgusting-moment-chinese-man-dips-still-wriggling-baby-mice-in-sauce-before-eating-them-alive/

>>17777647
Another one: Virgin Boy Eggs, these are eggs cooked in the urine of underage boys. It's supposed to be super-healthy and has a long tradition. In some areas, vendors hang around schools to ask the kids to pee in their buckets.
The eggs are cracked before cooking in the same way a tea-egg is made, allowing the urine to diffuse into it and to create a pleasant-looking marbling pattern.

>>17777666

>>17777666
An appropriate get for this cursed post. Good work, debil

>>17774189
Eating a live screaming animal and taking a bite out of a heart aren't even nearly comparable, just accept that bug people are subhumans, you conscience will thank you

>>17777777

>>17771962

>>17769384
>>17775340
t. Thought garloids were a real thing when they first saw it and are mad

>>17777771
You'd turn vegan if you saw animal farming. That anon is right. For a board concerned with food some faggots here are out of touch with reality.

>>17764594
>"i only have guy friends because girls are too much drama"

>>17775382
shutup, antisemite

>>17769384
>>17775340
you mad

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>t.

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>t.

>>17774124
>that bulge
bruh

>>17777771
Based digits

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good morning sirs

meanwhile, westerners eat goose barnacles, which is basically the same thing but with bits of shell. So instead of a human penis its a alien penis

hypocrites

>>17764430
>people watch this, get disgusted, yet still defend eating meat

>>17768644
Pain is a mindless primitive feeling. The basic thing together with fear/panic that keeps all moving creatures alive long enough to reproduce.

>>17778320
the fuck I do

>>17767131
i didn't ask

>>17769467
>le wormy badderinooo

>>17764395
is that what you eat when someone tells you to eat a bag of dicks?

are you fucking kidding me? the garloid meme is REAL?

>>17764395
>Urechis unicinctus
holy shit Garloids are real? I am buying some live ones ASAP.

>>17764430
dude...

>>17764847
pain is just a response to move away from something harming you. If it can actively move it can feel pain.

>>17775289
revolting. kill chinks on account of wrongful animal genocide.

>>17778380
seethe, weakling.

>>17764395
Those are garloid pups

>>17769384
How are garloids related to Reddit at all? Show me proof they originated from Reddit or go suck a chode

>>17764594
They're kinda cute

>>17772929

>This Chinese delicacy takes you inside the horror of the bug's family

>>17772945
Are you a fluent speaker or using google translate? For all we know, that could be a common euphemism for plumbis.

>>17780377
You think the Achewood guy posts here? He does lots of strips about food, and released a cookbook once.

>>17774124
Status: Broken Buck

>>17777875
I grew up in a farm. I've seen cows getting shot to be put down, and chicken having their heads cut in a single swing. Still eat meant. Eating something while its still alive however is disgusting, stop seething and coping you filthy chink bug.

>>17780466
On the one hand he married a Chinese lady. On the other hand, he lives in Portland. Tough call anon

>>17764706
>wonder

Really faggot? They're salt water creatures thrown into a fresh water soak.

It's called osmosis. Same reason they're so fat.

>>17780573
You're also homosexual. But that doesn't stop you from eating live man ass.

you're not supposed to eat the garloids

>>17769424
sounds like Evangelion

>>17774124
Kek, the absolute state..

>>17777647
>>17777666
>>17777674
What I remember about Chinese food as a young kid growing up in Hong Kong was not really that it was “bad” (which it often was, of course) but that the stuff my parents ordered for us was almost all frozen, and that I would generally throw out whatever that they brought home. This was in the days before a proper kitchen, and there was a tiny freezer unit that could only hold what was on the top shelf, and often that was some random combination of Chinese or Indian takeout. A couple of times a week we’d have what seemed like the best of everything, but the rest of the time it was pretty terrible: a frozen piece of some meat and whatever was frozen with it, a tub of rice, and maybe a can of green peas, and maybe a can of baby corn. There was a few times in my childhood when we were treated to something really good, like fresh fish that one of the waiters brought home in a plastic bag. So for my first couple of decades, I never actually ate a lot

>>17777647

>>17764594
Those are cute as fuck.

>>17764661
>mutt sees koreans preparing seafood
>"nuke china"

>>17782517
orientals are orientals anon

>>17782589
by that logic, russians are the same as americans
because they both white

>>17782635
>russians
>white
okay now I know you're just being a joker

>>17782517
>>17782635
obsessed schizo

>>17782638
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>17782635
Alexander Dugin said Russians aren't white because they aren't gay

>>17782661
>immediately start schizo babbling about trump
its been 6 years anon let him go

>>17782638
i think the average russian is whiter than the average american

>>17782682
the average american is basically just a g*rman or an angloid, the average russian is some kind of mongolian steppe person who washed into europe with the huns

>>17782635
>russians are the same as americans
yes.

>>17764395
>fish
>worm
so which one is it?

>>17782682

>>17783019
When people say "russian" they obviously mean russians of slavic descent, not the siberian peoples that were conquered by them

>>17783019
Cope. I'm moving to a white country after I get my degree

>>17783043
sure anon, sure you will

>>17780436
Fluent speaker. Google translate wouldn't be able to give you this information.
개불 (gaebul) written in 한자 (traditional Chinese characters) is 海腸. The first part, 海, means 바다 (sea) and the second part, 腸, means 창자 (intestines). Sea intestines.
It's not slang for penis, either. The Korean food slang for a penis is 고추 (pepper). Testicles would be 불알 ("fire egg").

>>17772119
Please tell me that's not a thing they do

>>17764430
Why? We've pretty much perfected pig/cow farming and yet chinks still have to go around genociding the entire sea floor.

>>17783127
They think whale sperm is valuable so they tase whale dicks to force them to ejaculate

>>17767006
This would have been a good argument if you didn't go around boiling live dogs. Also, pigs are infinite and their only purpose is to be eaten, sea cucumbers and all that other crap on the bottom of the ocean is needed for bio diversity.

>>17783150
That sounds kinda' hawt.

>>17782692
Anon, the average american is some negroid spic mix with a dash of Irish thrown in.

>>17783150
Pics or it didn't happen

>>17783019
Fify

>>17783221
no we're talking about americans not mexicans or negros, the same way when you say russian you are talking about russians not chechnyans or kazakhs

>>17777666
Fuck you, I'm not searching 'Virgin Boy Eggs', I don't want the FBI knocking at my door.
At least say what country this is from so I can search '<country> egg piss'.

>>17783436
>he doesnt know about virgin boy eggs aka tongzhidan
oh you sweet summer child

http://www.chinesestreetfood.com/2012/05/boy-eggs.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg

>>17783459
>it's real
>'Urine Therapy'
Holy shit.

>>17783360
Everyone with an american nationality is american. Including the brownoids.

>>17783472
please read my post and try again. what you are saying is as ridiculous as refusing to see the distinction between a uigher and a han or a chechnyan and a russian. if we were referring to negros we would simply say negros not american

>>17783145
Local chinese tradicional medicine says if you eat the penis worm, your penis grow big. Just like rhino horn dust makes dick grow big. And how elephant tusk dust makes dick grow big.

>>17783504
Chechens/Russians - two different nationalities
Niggers/slightly lighter niggers - same nationality (American)

>>17783523
To be fair, I'd also probably eat a rhino if I believed my pp would get bigger

>>17783724
hey newfriend if you're going to enter a conversation halfway through at least bother to read the previous posts, this was addressed here>>17783360

>>17764576
you really need to take a science class

>>17764823
It's muscle contractions, you can see the same for a really good slice of clam if you slap it it contracts and looks alive even though it's been dead for minutes

>>17778320
Human penis is gross
Alien penis is hot

Russia has the best trap asshole. Next time I go I'm gonna eat as much as a I can

>>17783738
Lmao nigger

>>17764430
My god, you fuckers are pussies.

>>17768631
Everything is alive before they are killed.

>>17764430
Imagine aliens doing the same thing to us

>>17783504
>if we were referring to negros we would simply say negros not american
Zero difference, LaKwendell.

>>17777666
>666

>>17783360
maximum mutt cope

>>17764395
Gaebul? Over here!

>>17764395
Thats no fish, thats a fucking worm

>>17783459
These are nothing compared to wizard eggs.

>>17780573
>I grew up in a farm.
Lots of people grow up on a farm, you idiot. That's not an equivalent of animal farming. Just say you object to animals being eaten alive. There is nothing wrong with that.
Animal farming is also a form of animal cruelty. There is nothing wrong with saying that either. But don't pretend like you care about the welfare of animals.