/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>According to Kraft archivist Becky Haglund Tousey, Kraft developed the product in house, using a patented "emulsifying machine", invented by Charles Chapman, to create a product that blended mayonnaise and less expensive salad dressing, sometimes called "boiled dressing"[4] and "salad dressing spread". The machine, dubbed "Miracle Whip" by Chapman, ensured that the ingredients, including more than 20 spices, were thoroughly blended

>Miracle Whip is made from water, soybean oil, high-fructose corn syrup, vinegar, modified corn starch, eggs, salt, natural flavor, mustard flour, potassium sorbate, spice, and dried garlic.[7] The original Miracle Whip is produced using less oil compared to traditional mayonnaise, thus has around half of the calories. Due to added corn syrup it is also sweeter compared to mayonnaise

-hfcs
-vinegar
-salt
-mustard
-dried garlic
That's 5. Any speculation on what the other 15 spices hidden under "natural flavors and spices" are?

>water, soybean oil, high-fructose corn syrup, vinegar, modified corn starch, eggs, salt, natural flavor, mustard flour, potassium sorbate, spice, and dried garlic.[

Holy fuck, stop eating this shit it's killing you

>>17756972
dukes is superior to all

>>17757032
sorry America but HFCS is not a spice

>>17757158
Technically it is.

>>17757130
Hell yeah, this guy fucks
Duke's Boys, WW@?

>>17758933
sup pictured my bible and my holy sauce

this is an advertisement

>>17758378
I guess if you consider something like almond extract to be a spice

>>17759319
wat gave it away?

>>17756972
Hellmans taste so fucking

>>17757032
It doesn't even contain hfcs in Europe

>called miracle whip
>not a miracle
>nor a whip

>>17757002
>>17757097
Ingredient-posters are the most colossal of faggots.
>omg so scary sounding word! >:(

>>17756972
>m*yo
Coward

>>17760414
>I don't understand anything about ingredients therefore other people are only scared by names I don't understand but I'm going to LARP as if I do because daddy FDA and mommy corporation would never feed me shit
Go back to plebbit, NPC

>>17756972
do you also prefer margarine to actual butter? you are an utter tastelet and your mother deserves to be free from the albatross that is your presence in her life

>>17757097
they wont

>>17760757
I Can't Believe It's Not Butter is on par, and Coffee Mate is unironically better than actual cream in coffee.

>>17760895
>I Can't Believe It's Not Butter is on par

>>17756972
>Miracle Whip keeps their recipe of 20 spices a closely guarded trade secret
I bought this once and couldn't taste any spices...

>>17759285
>>17758933
>soybean oil
Hi soyboys.

>>17762209
Corn syrup is the secret spice

>>17759285
>>17758933
Fucking right Dukes GODS. Won't even touch a grilled cheese using anything other than dukes on the side you fry.

>>17760414
Are you an idiot? I posted the ingredients so OP could make it himself, which is what he asked for. Kill yourself you incredible retard.

I don't trust the jews

>>17756972
>How can I give this bland crap some tangy zip?
I get why people like Miracle Whip but I'd say regular mayo is what has the "tangy zip," while Miracle Whip reduces the bite of regular mayo while also sweetening the taste.
I personally can't stand Miracle Whip but if you like it you like it.

>>17756972
Whatever you're batching out for what you're using it for (or right in a 2/3 full jar) - toss a bit more vinegar at it, a pinch of sugar and salt, a little bit more mustard powder, and a little bit of cayenne, and some msg, worcestershire, or even fish flakes (katsuobushi). Stir, whip, or blend thoroughly. Close enough for jazz music.

>>17762903
Sorry, meant to add garlic and shallot to that list of possible ooh-mommy ingredients at the end there.

>>17756972
>Black pepper
>Lemon pepper
>Ketchup
>Worcestershire sauce
>Garlic pepper
>Creole seasoning

There. Now you have a tangy dip instead of bland shit.

>>17763016
Your premixed seasonings are past their best-before date.

>>17762738
I will shit on my balls and then drag them across your face you retarded ass bitch.

>>17763016
Shit. That should be "garlic powder" instead of "garlic pepper".

>>17763031
How dare you.

>>17763159
How dare I... SPEAK THE TRUTH!?

>>17763057
>You're retarded.
>No, you're retarded!
>Retard.
>You're the retard, retard.
Back to work. Both of you.

Apply kimchi if you’re making a sandwich
I like a tuna, Mayo, relish and kimchi

If your mum is an idiot, why don't you go buy your own stuff next time?

>>17763254
I get kimchi from the farmers market and it comes in a pretty big container so I've been trying to use it up in sandwiches and it's good but it's too spicy for me so I can't use much - it's supposed to be their non-spicy kimchi (they have a separate extra-spicy variety)

I also like slices of roasted pineapple in a sandwich

>>17763304
Mayo Mayo neutralize some of the heat of the kimchi. It’s honestly not spicy to me but that’s probably because I have a shit sense of taste. Nose is always clogged

>>17756972
Be nice to your mother. One day she will be gone, and all you'll have are the memories. And, if you're lucky, some good recipes that can remind you of her.

>>17763340
no thumb definition. she fed you good.

>>17756972
helmans is way better than miracle whip