/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17758642
I like local stuff.

I only drink water

>>17758642
Single cask scotch you pleb

>>17758642
I have a sweet tooth.

still waiting to go to japan before I drink alcohol

the fruit is frozen and then folded 1000 times into the vodka

>>17758775
>Paying for old wheat and burnt moss
>Calling others plebs

>>17758783
my nigga

>>17758807
God that looks fucking amazong. I love this kind of shit but they don't have it sugar free in the US.

>>17758642
colt 45

>>17758909
this or Old English

>>17758807
One of the very few things I actually liked about Japan. These tallboy cans kept me perma hammered.

Local stuff but sadly their gazing my favourite one out

>>17758642
Busch Light, or if I really want to be semi-functional, Miller 64. Hey, if you're an alcoholic with a hand-to-mouth obsession, it seems like going down in the abv is the best form of harm reduction. After all, I'm still going to drink like 20 a day.

By the way, look at it as a humble brag or completely despicable (personally, I see it as the latter), but I've drank myself into auditory hallucination withdrawals on Milller 64. It's 2.8%abv

>>17758783
then why are you drinking a salty drink?

>>17759016
I personally don't find it salty.

For me, it's Budweiser

Cheapest rum or whiskey with coke zero for mixer.
Currently 21.15€ for a 0.7l bottle.

>>17758642
Sleep tite steeler

>>17758642
two liters of 8% malt beer a night for the last 3 years ama

>>17759183
Does your stomach eventually get used to it or do you have the shits constantly?

Vodka and sugar free redbull. Drank one before a job interview, and I fucking got it, somehow. Can't fucking talk to people without em.

>>17759192
Well at that trajectory, you're going to have to the hard way.

>>17758807
>still waiting to go to japan before I drink alcohol
omg that's so kawaii desu XD

Greek tsipouro and red dry wine (any other kind of wine makes me want to puke) and if am feeling fancy or I am at a shop a decent vodka or a tequila.I also can't stand beer as of recently but I love those 10% ciders I used to drink when I was living in the UK

>>17759210
This. So much this.

>>17758763
That’s good to know bro, in the “go-to alcoholic beverage” thread, we are really interested in the fact that you aren’t a drinker whatsoever with a frog image attached. Thanks for sharing

>>17759186
Because I drink to fall asleep instead of braining myself, I don't really have any shitting issues, no idea why.

>>17759261
I've never drank water in my awful life. I'm bloated, my organs are failing, I have nothing and no one, and I smell like a hangover on a good day. But eh, I loves me LW Haper and Ronrico.

>>17758783
Cough medicine that makes you cough

>>17759178
this right here

>>17758642
Back in the day? Any macrobrew was fine with me; it still is, honestly. I drink some four roses small batch on ice now so I don't have to feel so bloated.

P.S. fuck craft brew faggots get over yourselves

>>17758642
so refreshing

>>17758642
Close to yours, I like Olde English 800. If I can choose anything, it'd be home made cider made out of store bought apple juice and brewing yeast.
>>17758783
I like Jager but it's unfortunate that it must be very cold to be palatable.

>>17758807
its weird that sapporo gets imported but this shit doesn't, especially now that alcoholic seltzer is big

>>17758807
I really liked the bitter orange and grapefruit, I dont really remember the other flavors I tried.

>>17758999
you're going to be hugging the other fat balding slobs with ruined lives at an AA meeting in the church basement after your second DUI.
I will see you there. Im the guy carrying the blue book

>>17758642
>What's your go-to alcoholic beverage?

I really like Frio 6.0%. It's the cheapest shit in the store and it has a neutral taste. Doesn't even taste like 6%. Very smooth.

>>17759403
he says, as he posts one of the worst bourbons ever created

Pic related chased with store brand flavored seltzer water. I can't really drink anything else because no one is supposed to know I never actually quit drinking.
Really want to home brew some apple jack but it isn't worth the risk of getting caught.

Usually Natty Ice

>>17760857
Sleep tight steeler!

>>17759178
>21 euros
i can get 750 ml of 80% vodka for 7 dollars

>>17759016
It's 4 times by volume sweeter than a Coca-Cola. Sweet on my tongue.

>>17758642
shit i steal from parties. there's services that you can have deliver a bunch of different bottles of stuff that most parties use around here. no one knows how to drink half the shit that they buy, just the fireball and vodka

>>17758642
Usually it's dark beer.

>>17758642
why the fuck are steelies almost always sold out now

>>17758642
Just get me drunk idc

For me its dark liquor like whiskey or any type of brandy, and the occasional beer every now & then. I really like bourbon & Irish whiskey more than any others.

>>17762785
Everyone drinks them.
But I've never seen them sold out, usually the stores learn pretty quickly to always keep them in stock

Guinness in a can, peanut butter beers, moscow mules, red dry wine. Bloody Marys (even though they’re always way too salty)

>>17758807
The peach one is my favorite

Recently had a muscat sochu. Hits me harder than I thought

>>17763238
fuckin love smoked chubs and bloody marys, simple as

>>17763238
We went to a fancy place the other night so I figured I'd get a Moscow Mule as that's usually my go-to at that type of place, rare as the occasion is. They had one made with gin instead of vodka, what they called a Brooklyn Mule. I liked it even better. Give it a try you see it sometime.

>>17758763
...and because of that you can afford the tuxedo.

But was the sad face really worth it?

I’m going to detox right now, but it used to be just vodka. Wish me luck anons, I’m going miss you all.

>>17759178
a man of taste

>>17759178
Based fellow Finnfag. I use the same strategy quite often. Haddington House ftw.
Other go-tos of mine are Marsalkka Vahva or Tsingtao Strong or simply two 8-packs of Pirkka 5.2%

>>17763756
Definitely. I love gin. I usually make mine at home so I can put tons of mint in mine.

>>17763826
Good luck man. You’ll feel better once your brain is capable of regulating dopamine and serotonin on its own. If any bad thoughts come to you just remember it’s only temporary and happiness is only a day away

>>17763980
If I recall this one was made with Beefeater. I don't know much about gin but the drink was very good.

>>17759753
Weeb White Claw, shit you might have something

>>17758807
We finally got the Lemon one in my country, its amazing, tastes fantastic

>>17758999
If this sint a meme why not just drink vodka or something. 20 beers isa ton of effort

>>17759178
>drink steel reserve
>people mock you
>buy 4.00 glass sake jar to mix with soda
>no stigma

>>17762768
Is that a regional beer, never really see it here

>>17762785
Pound for pound steelies hit harder than most malt liqours so if your finna get smashed drink them, other malts are the same price so if you care about taste why not get a meme ipa for a buck more or something

Coors, Blue Moon, Lagunita's IPA

>>17763826
Pulling for you, pal. Remember, there's no chemical solution to a spiritual problem.

any neighbors ITT?

>>17764467
Survived off this shit camping in Maine during the summer. Miss it.

>>17758642
4gal water
8.5 LBS raw cane sugar brought to 215f boil | 2.12lbs/gal
2 tsp yeast nutrient boiled
1 pack redstar Premier Cuvee dumped right in jug at aprox 95f to 104f
half submerged in bathtub to help maintain temp
let sit for a week then rack into a different 5 gal jug and let it settle out for a few more days.

bottle it and enjoy a nice bubbly 18% ABV molasses beer

>>17760317
honestly true

>>17762872
that shit is vile, get Skyy or svedka vodka. same price smirnoff but much better

For me, it's kirkland handles of vodka or rum or whatever I feel like

>>17760395
Everyone you know, knows you never quit. Your in denial mate.

>>17758642
>>17759179
>>17761187
>>17762785
>>17764026
Word to the wise: St. Ides doesn't taste like licking the bottom of a trash dumpster and gas slightly more ABV than 211, to boot.

>>17764713
go foe the gold its 14% ABV

>>17764680
Anon arent those still like 15 bucks

>>17764760
Yes and I like them

>>17764805
meh Skol vodka is like $12.50

>>17764805
>>17764813
Oh I was just comparing them to hobo vodka that like 6 bucks a pop. Kirkland stuff is quality though, except the lite beer

>>17764813
>>17764829
Yeah I sometimes get Kavlana vodka from bevmo for like $13 instead but the shitty plastic bottle makes me feel bad lmao. like my life is outta control

>>17764834
yea that plastic bottle really cuts you down to size

Bump.

>>17758999
I find that hard to believe. I drank 12 miller 64s straight as fast as I could and felt nothing, absolutely nothing
you probably diluted your electrolytes and weren't drunk at all

>>17766538
Yeah well I almost exclusively drink spirits and even I felt tipsy after 5 or 6 normal beers so you might just be fucked pal

>>17766648
you're not truly fucked until less alcohol starts getting you drunk, it means your liver is gone

>>17764025
It's a pajeet beer that's the cheapest per volume of alcohol in my country, the one closest to Antarctica.

Vodka and cranberry juice or a Redds Green Apple

>>17766538
Rome wasn't built in a day, friend.

>>17763047
Living in a college town in suffering

>>17764006
The point is to take effort.

>>17759178
That's expensive as fuck.

i dont know why and how but ive developed an EGGNOG ADICTION

what the FUCK

>>17758642
Degenerates drink of choice

>>17758642
Whatchu know bout that? Prolly tons.

>>17758642
just discovered a few weeks ago at 711 $2.19 each for 16oz, and absolutely delicious at 7%.. dont like ipas at all, but this is good

>>17768360
A Challenger appears!

>>17768549

>>17758642
The kino, always have one of these when I'm watching something
>>17758668
Same. Macrofags will never understand

>>17758642
pic related or llano estacado or chateau de campuget rose

>>17768712
>What beer you got?
>I've got a "return some videotapes"
>Ok, man. See you soon?

>>17768749
shalom

>>17768561
>go to 711
>see they had quake
>10 cents more than a steelie
feel like it was smoother without as much of a kick

>>17768526
>1% ABV

>>17758642
Local stuff. I have like 6 microbreweries within walking distance. This one is my favourite.

>>17768712
It always cracks me up that sours are considered a premium style, not a mistake. The stuff just reminds me of the time my homebrew went bad and I drank it anyway.

Where are my fellow KANGS at?

>>17758642

cheap ass cider

Spiced rum and ginger ale

>>17768838
If you live within walking distance of red tape then we live within walking distance of each other

>>17768357
sorry to hear about your imminent obesity
not judging really but that is a lot of calories

lol banned from some faggot non-white reddit discord for calling out a non-white

>>17770332
Go back.

>>17758642
Cider

>>17763238
damn nigger you sound like YOU DRINK A LOT FUCK YES NIGGERS WOO!

>>17766844
Chille?

>>17768749
high school headache juice
but it was enough to get my gf nikked

>>17764556
Based. Its my go to and only costs $10 for a fifth. Cheap, clean drunk that I barely feel the next day

>>17758642
Malt liquor canned beverages because it's cheap and high point and I can walk/bike to the store from my current rural location.

>>17764744
Gold is the most disgusting fourloko flavor and there's not much competition.

>>17760857
Are those handles of Taaka on the floor? Those were the days. The only bottom-shelf vodka that wasn't complete gut rot.

>>17771060
get sour apple then
I'm making 15 gal of homemade four loko at 18% abv and koolaid packets for flavoring
i'm gunna get fuked up

>>17771069
the rotgut is the part that gets you trashed

>>17768561
Steel is smooth as butter, but earthquakes taste like dirt.
I still get them sometimes though

>>17758999
Busch light is my drink of choice as well
>smooth
>can drink in 100* or 10* weather
>cheap
>keeps you hydrated
>tastes of the plains with that light corn flavor aftertaste

>>17758783
Based and Reichpilled

>>17758642
The apple cider i shoved under my bed a few weeks ago

>>17766844
I used to drink this with my friends and used to fire guns in North India . Good times.

>>17758642
*blocks your path*

Make your choice.

>>17758642
Picrelated, best bang/$ in Poland (in my city at least) lately. Dethroned Perła and Namysłów in cheap-yet-almost-average category.

>>17772344
mordo pls

>>17758783
Dk why bu jager makes me sick. I also don't like liquorice.

>>17763756
>>17763238
>Moscow Mule
For a while I thought that I was the first to come up with mixing spirits with ginger ail and lime. I was showing off my "original" concoction, luckily none of my friends were big drinkers so they were mostly impressed.

>>17758807
>folded 1000 times
As an ex weeb I understood that reference

>>17758807
My older brother did this and became an alcoholic. Do not recommend, Strong is pure evil

Listerine

>>17772579
I had the spiked watermelon last week, shit was actually good. Just tasted like watermelon candy, hid the alcohol really well.

shutin here. I want to try drinking to make myself feel better

what is the most ez and tasty combo to mix by myself
available in scotland

>>17758642

shots of fireball chased with apple juice.

>>17768911
>KANG
>not Cobra Commander
rent free

>>17758642
alcohol is a cope for the weak

>>17758642
For me, it's moonshine. The crisp, hot taste wakes you up as soon as it hits your tongue. It'll wet your whistle, sure as ya live. Mississippi shine, Carolina shine, Tennessee, Kentucky as longs as it doesn't have a label on the jar.

>>17773169
>alcohol is a cope for the week
ftfy

>>17772579
I had a thing a year ago where like the only alc I would drink was these blue razz. Two, three a night because they're obscenely cheap, basically taste like a Slurpee anyways. Stopped doing it for a week and it's never tasted the same again

good times

>>17758783
affogato frangelico

>>17760857
The strangest part of this picture is that there's light in the window. This guy has been in this position all night.

He never made it to his... mattress... with no covers... on the floor...

>>17764467
FUCK YEAH, GANSETT!!!!

I spent 5 years in Providence. I have nothing but fond memories for Naragansett. Man, they don't sell that out here in the SF Bay Area.

I also miss Long Trail. Specifically, Long Trail Double Bag is the best beer I've ever tasted.

>>17764556
My alcoholic ex-wife used to drink so much Svedka. She was drinking about 6-12 shots a day, depending, including before work.

It got to the point where her breath constantly smelled like Svedka, 24/7. Literally. At some point, I began associating the smell of her breath with Svedka, and the smell of Svedka with "her," like they were intertwined.

Not a troll post or exaggeration, unfortunately. :(

>>17758642
I make a cocktail called a Tokyo Mule. One part sake, two parts ginger beer to give it a little kick. Served on the rocks.

>>17758642
Beer wise it's St. Arnold's Juicy IPA
Liquor wise it's Jameson

>>17776231
did she ever fuck you?

>>17776307
Maybe once every 2-3 months, during the 6 years of our failed marriage. I stopped trying because she disgusted me, and she always reeked of vodka. She stopped trying because she began to hate me. But when you have two people living in a studio apartment and no personal space to masturbate, you need to satisfy your urges. You know, there's something different between masturbation and sex you don't want... that feeling of depression and disgust after gross sex is much, much worse than anything that happens after masturbation.

Anyway, I'm not a fan of Svedka. Brings back memories, bros.

>>17776351
sorry about your ex mate
my svedka story was i has a roommate years ago that would drink my expensive ales then "replace it" two days later with svedka and say "equals pequals right?" and I'd complain to a blank stare, so yeah fuck svedka drinkers ha

>>17764556
>svedka
They pretended to be Swedish for so many years and all suddenly they tried to remove all traces of it, its fucking shit vodka, you cant even buy it in Sweden. Scam, Americans are braindead motherfuckers.

>>17758807
>>17758985
>>17763495
>>17764003
tried getting it in the eu? nanuko/./de seems to have it and i'm intrigued. best/weirdest flavors?

>>17758642
heroin

barely alcohol ik but so good during warm summers. drank a shit ton in spain and started mixing it myself at home. jelly its so popular on the continent and i cant get it at bars on my pathetic peninsula.

>>17776203
The funniest thing I find is that his legs are still crossed. Sure as hell he couldn't feel his right leg upon waking up

Is malt liquor worth it at all? I realized normal beer really doesnt do anything to me after I drank 8 pilsners while watching the matrix and drove home sober

>>17759016
Have you had it before?
Not all liquorice is salmiakki

MD 20/20 for the bum wine novelty
PBR 40 oz or a high life 40 cause it's the mellowest nutty beers

I've had the pantheon of hobo wines. absolute shit gasoline taste being Night Train.
they used to sell earthquakes when 4loko was big and steelies are still around. but who is voluntarily going to drink that besides college kids, hobo alcoholics or poor people.

>>17764006
>No steelepilled wife

I am cursed to loneliness and condemned to death

>>17773390
Based shiner

>>17777405
>>17776203
The picture is supposed to be funny because the guy is dead

>>17759178
I usually do Red Label with ginger ale

>>17758763
>enters a thread talking about x
>OH I DONT ACTUALLY DO X
kill yourself you attention seeking faggot. i hope you get hit by a car.

>>17764556
I like svedka. Cleaner than Smirnoff but not as expensive as Tito's.

kiliju

>>17777375

Lemon based ones are my favs.
Kinda hurts paying 4x the price + shipping though

>>17759753
imported sapporo isn't even japanese
the only actual japanese beer I've seen in the usa is orion and recently hitachino
kirin, sapporo, and asahi are all made elsewhere

I’m white and for me it’s soju

>>17772579
I remember seeing the "blk berry" once and thinking that blackberry steel reserve was the most negro thing I'd ever seen, never realized there were 6 other flavors

>>17764467
hello fellow based rhode islander

>>17758642
You posted it

>>17779361
I tried soju once and it was decent.

>>17758807
kek, is this the japanese steelie?

I drink a lot, but a huge reason is that drinking gives me really cool dreams. Is there anything else that will give me cool dreams if I want to tone it down?

good ole wt 101
my life goal is to have a front porch to weekend drink

>>17759421
What are you 12

>>17779593
its their hard seltzer. Japs always setting trends.

>>17777474
If you dont like the taste of spirts it can be decent 1 steelie is like 4 beers

>>17779623
I know it's not the same class of beverage, but guessing it's marketed to the same type of people, the alcoholic on a downward spiral

>>17779603
>Is there anything else that will give me cool dreams
living

>>17772344
that stuff is deadly
doesn't taste strong at all

>>17779641
Not really. I've tried all the lucid dreaming tips including keeping a dream journal for months and none of it did anything until alcohol.

>>17768355
Must be the tax.

Barleywines, trappists/quads, ciders, and bourbon

>>17779603
melatonin, actually.

>>17779639
it's very affordable, easy to drink and widespread (vending machines and convenience stores). likely its worse there since you can drink openly and not require private cars.

>>17779763
>likely its worse there since you can drink openly and not require private cars.
you can drink on commuter trains in America too.
I wonder if alcoholism is worse there. I suppose it's more visible since it's a densely populated country

>>17779603
sertaline will do it it also makes you keep your cum in

>>17760857
This guy isn't dead, is he?

>>17779819
not in that image, no

>>17758642
The driest hard cider I can buy.
I like apple juice, but most people don't add sugar to their beer and I don't get why they need sugar in their cider. It's kids' taste where I come from.

>>17758783
this, always get funny looks when ordering it for some reason

>>17780263
90 percent of people only know of jagermesiter from shit like jagerbombs. They think you're a retarded frat boy looking to get fucked up as fast as possible - or if you obviously don't look the part, they're trying to reconcile that thought with the image in front of them.

>>17780263
I'm never around such heathens. For when a man of greatness orders a drink consisting of 56 different herbs, all must raise their cups. Prost!

>>17758642

>>17758783
Jagermeister is also good for digestion as it contains bitters. Similar to Underberg digestif bitters. Cured my stomach condition.

>>17780489
get over here

>>17780505
im drinking their 77 shit rn its pretty juicy seems good for daytime pool side bbq type shit

>>17780505
Fuck off aqua

>>17758807

>>17776648
> its fucking shit vodka
It's one of the cheapest glass bottle vodkas around and it's way smoother then smirnoff plus it's neutral tasting unlike Absolute which has a taste to it though im not sure how to describe

>>17758999
checked. fellow iowan?
i lived in a town of 1200 for a year for work and the town's male population would each drink at least 6 busch lattes daily, every day of the year. drink 12-18 for a special occasion when you want to party.

My own home distillery. Yes I am American, no I don't have a loicense, go call biden about it

>>17773390
based, do you make your own?

>>17759403
hey this is my favorite bourbon. best cost-to-taste ratio in my opinion. evan williams single barrel and old granddad are good cheaper options but if i'm feeling fancy, four roses single barrel is the way.

once a year i'll get a jug of apple cider from the local orchard and make cider-and-bourbons. i don't know why i started this but it's now a tradition.

>>17781239
literally me

>>17768561
jesus. I remember when my friend made the mistake of letting some train hopper dirty kids crash at his apartment (originally for a weekend, turned into like 3 weeks, 5 smelly bums in a 1 bdr apt) they would drink these by the dozen and fight each other. taste like absolute anus

>>17781282
>letting some train hopper dirty kids crash at his apartment
what a gay retard did he learn to hate poors like a reasonable person i hope

>>17772800
whiskey was good enough for your forefathers, it will be good enough for you. read the Ginger Man by JP Dunleavy.

>>17777380
its all fent nowadays. be careful. if you don't have narcan you can get it mailed for free from naloxoneforall.org or nextdistro

>>17781294
no but iirc he caught a staph infection and had a syphilis scare after he started fucking one of them

>>17777474
it's a dirty drunk, real blurry what did i do last night kind of buzz.
To be honest you'd be better off with wine that's like 12% ABV

>>17779603
melatonin
benadryl
sharp cheese
chocolate
magic mushrooms
coffee (if you can sleep on it)

shots of bottom shelf vodka, i drink for nothing but the buzz, everything else is cope imo

>>17758642
Whatever beer is near the end of its shelf life and being sold at a discount.

>>17779361
>20%
weak

>>17758642

When I can afford it, Pic related is my go to

None I'm under 21 until September of this year.

>>17781452
Looks like it's available for delivery. It's rating is good.

>>17759753
They've recently introduced it to Australia, which is weird since I spent my entire visit to Japan a decade ago trashed off those things. Liquor is taxed really high over here (wine is cheap as shit, beer is less expensive than liquor but still brutal), so I still don't tend to buy Suntory -- it's a shame, it's one of the few mixed drinks I enjoy.

>>17758807
ausfag here, it's for some reason not called strong zero here but I've noticed it in shops lately, might get some next time instead of beers

>>17779603
Schizophrenia, last night I dreamed I was a horrific deformed lab experiment who became Crab Man after an involuntary crab blood transfusion and had to battle a lusca or squid shark after escaping quarantine within an RV in my journey to return to the ocean

>>17776648
Why the fuck would I care where it's from? It's 20 bucks a handle and doesn't make me feel like shit in the morning.

>>17781269
Close-ish. Wisconsin.

bros I tried cider and it was ok
why doesn't UK say how many calories and sugar on the can? I thought they were civilized

>>17779603
magnesium and zinc before bed
depression and stress

Reminder that you know NOTHING about alcohol and should seek help.

>>17758783
a shot of that every few hours really helps cut down hangover symptoms. Sugar helps metabolize alcohol metabolytes, like acetaldehyde. this is produced by the body breaking down ethanol. its the metabolite responsible for asian flush. sugar helps the body break down acetaldehyde fast so you dont get the red face, trouble breathing etc.

>>17758999
How much and for how long did you drink BL's to get auditory hallucinations?

>>17758642
OE usually. but if I'm at a bar I usually get a bottle of Mich Ultra and a shot of whatever good Tequila they have.

>>17782418
i know tons actually

>>17758642
With strong IPAs, tons of regional breweries and the laxing of cocktails in a can laws all over the country there doesn't seem to be any point to 40s anymore. Their alcohol percentage is lower, they aren't really any cheaper than the modern alternatives, and most of them, especially Steel Reserve, taste like shit.

Haven't bought one since college, when the only real alternatives were 4 Lokos, and have found zero reason to.

>>17773108
Holy based

>>17758642
Tramp cider. £4.25 for 2.5 litres of 7.5% bliss. Less than a quid a pint.

>>17758807
what would be the closest thing you can get to this in the us? The abv is a lot higher than most similar things isnt it?

alcohol is the nectar of nitwits

>>17772639

I have many barrels of self planted, harvested and processed whiskey for my great great grandchildren to sell some day sitting in the basement of my farm. Sometimes I'll go for that a bit but I'm not much of a drinker.

mead bros... our time will come again soon

>>17758642
Killepitsch is one of my favorite German liquors. It's delicious.

>>17768838
>t

>>17783069
no you don't and also depending where you live you can over oak a whiskey is a few years and if they're is a musty basement they will pick up that flavor plus they will evaporate right through the wood.
If you have some you should bottle it

>>17758783
Sponsored by IP2 Always Win

>>17779905
how common is dry cider in the us?
easy to find in the uk

>>17770541
This brand is super sweet but very good for a summer afternoon.

>>17758807
I didn't know until just now just how strong Strong Zero really is. wow

>>17758668
Same here.

>>17758763
spbp

>>17762768
Fellow NZ alcoholic?

>>17782952
those 'cocktail in a can' things that look like they belong on a spinster's coffee table.

12 bottles for $13 at the dollar store

>>17782634
Name a beer that has larger alcohol to price ratio than steel reserve.

>>17782430
A decade, but it only takes around the clock for about a half week at this point.

>>17758642
Long Island iced tea, ciders, cheap refreshing lagers.

Or just like orange vodka and soda or rum and coke if I don't give a shit and just want to get smashed in a hurry at home.

>>17782952
White Claw Surge (8%)

>>17785251
Not very popular but widely available

>>17758642
any white wine, liquor tastes weird to me and while i like beer i dont drink it oftrn

>>17764528
thats not "molassas beer" thats just fucking fuel

>>17786035
true it's not straight molasses but there is more then enough in raw sugar to add a nice flavor and it's carbonated

>>17785546
different anon but voodoo ranger imperial ipa is 21 out the door. That's 144 ounces of high quality good tasting 9% ale or 1.75 a can. And it doesn't taste like tin foil like steel reserve.

>>17758783
You have old man palate. It's insane how marketing memed this shit as something young people drink

>>17759894
>Im the guy carrying the blue book
so wholesome holy shit haha just like jesus xDD

>>17786557
>You have old man palate
That's not an insult. It means nothing.
>It's insane how marketing memed this shit as something young people drink.
You seem more aware of marketing than those who fall victim to it. I drink the stuff without paying any attention to "marketing". It has a rich history and is a fine drink.

>>17764834
>>17764960
Why the FUCK would you buy booze bottled in plastic?

>>17783026
The can already looks like the worst hangover you'll ever have

battery acid

>>17786557
LETTSSS GO! HAHAHAHA. FORNITE BRO.

>>17786557
>You have old man palate
the most beta /ck/ things to say. get your t levels checked

>>17786595
Fuck outta here you bitch ass whiteboy. Real nigga hours only and we don't Heilmeister, we sip dat henny, namean?

>>17764528
That's sugar wine you Slavic trash.

>>17764744
They have that flavor in 18% in ca.

>>17759178
Same, £10 for bargain white rum, and £2 for pepsi max.

I don't really like the taste of any alcohol, so I may as well not pay a premium for it

Couple of glasses of water before bed and you don't get a hangover

>>17759178
Dude, where do you live? One bottle if white Rum at Lidl costs about 6.99€

>>17786601
fr fr? you gon play me like dat?

>>17783026
12% beer is never good unless it's Belgian

Alcohol is trash
and so am I

>>17758642
If I have very little money and I want to maximize things, that.

>>17758642
home brew

>>17787440
very nice, beer or cider?

>>17768343
that looks absolutely vile, do euros really?

Is there any specific way to import Zun's beer into Russia? Like, I have enough money for all possible logistic chains, but I still can't figure out the easiest scheme to do that.

>>17788168
no thats a discontinued? disgusting beverage that kids drink in parks in england
i have been there and i have done that and never again
its like drinking vinegar

>>17773169
using smug images doesnt make you smart

>>17788150
cider

Either picrel or desperado's
My country has aids minimum unit price for alcohol now :(((
WTF I thought alcoholism was a pillar of Irish culture
>>17763238
who drinks canned Guinness wtf

>Last night
>Absolutely blasted off of 5 four lokos
>get up and piss into one of the cans
>pass out
>wake up hours later and accidentally drink from the can full of piss
>vomit all over my carpet

I think I need to stop drinking

>>17758642
offensively sweet energy drink mixed with reposado tequila

>>17759403
You saying fuck craft beer while jumping to bourbon is the funniest shit. Bourbon fags are even worse than craft brew fags. Craft brew fags are at least mostly kind. Bourbon bros are like crypto/stock bros. Some are cool but others take it way too seriously when it comes to money and rubbing your face in how much better they are than you. Big egos and insecurities.

>>17782418
Based pepe

>>17772579
wow, 7 flavors of heartburn

>>17786568
It was an in-joke. Apparently, you're not "in."

>>17785175
AYOOO

>>17768343
This has to be the trashiest booze I've ever seen, didn't think anything would ever top the african gas can whiskey

>>17758642

Beer and whiskey. Beer wise I like cheapo malts like King Cobra and Mickey's, Japanese beer, and WarPigs lager. I usually drink Irish whiskey. Beer to get a bit in me before I get a serious buzz goin'.

>>17758807
We have this in Australia, at least the lemon and lime flavors. Haven't tried the lime yet but have tried the lemon

Steel Reserve tastes fine to me but Hurricane is fucking vile

>>17758642
Black cherry white claw
Beer and wine started giving me massive headaches instantly after a glass or two a few years ago so I had to stop drinking them.

>>17786662
naw man i had Kilju before and it was godawful, this has crisp bubbles and tastes mildly like apple cider. Maybe the little bit of molasses and a hand full of raisins i threw in when the sugar was boiling gave it just what it needed for a nice mild flavor

>>17779603
Mirtazapine does it for me, one pill and I'm straight dreaming for 12 hours solid. Can't really do it if I have work though or I'll still be half asleep when I get there

>>17779905
Are you in the UK? Because that's what the homeless Alkies drink round here, mostly because the tesco one is £2 for 10 units. 3 of them and you're comfortably drunk all day, though you'd spend half the day pissing

>>17762872
This with vodka, if I just want to get smashed vodka is god tier with gatorade premix or whatever. BUT the problem with the cheap shit vodkas is they often give shit hangovers. Even fi you are mixing them just to get smashed it's worth paying a few dollars extra to get something better so the next day is not so bad.

I like this one. It's the cheapest beer by far and I like how it looks and how it's name is just simply "Beer"