/ck/ - Food & Cooking

your mother's cunt

>>17753294
Fried dog turds

Subway.
I gag whenever I have to walk past those shops with that sickly chemical bread odor.

>>17753294
Garlic. I hate the smell of garlic in everything. Raw, cooked, idc. Really limits what food I can eat, when retards put that garbage in everything.

>>17753294
Cheeses like munster, limburger etc.

Natto

>>17753294
The smell of egg salad reminds me of when you're eating out a trans hooker and she's recently had diarrhoea and didn't wipe her pussy properly.

>>17753294
Any kind of seafood or shellfish. Absolutely disgusting2 I’m

>>17753294
Baked pears, red cabbage and beets.

Worst ever, idk. But canned foods can be pretty nasty. Canned chicken smells like cat food and spreads throughout the room. Surstromming of course but that answer seems unfair

>>17753320
>one of the most popular condiments/seasonings in the world
>everyone is a retard because princess here doesn't like it
really now?

probably one of those nordic fermented fish monstrosities

>>17753359
Yes. Its repulsive. You're a retard if you like garlic. No, I'm not gonna compromise.

>>17753370
>you're retard for liking what I don't like
Sub-0 IQ opinion.

tripe

>>17753336
Goddamn! Didn't know Jim Norton visits /ck/

>>17753294
anything with apple cider

Surströmming. There are many funny videos on Youtube of people yakking as soon as they open the can.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Surstr%C3%B6mming

lamb
papaya
any seafood that is a few days out but not quite bad
eggs
boiled blood, bones or hides
a freshly blanched chicken

out of category mentions:
rotting potatoes
rotting mint
rotting dill

>>17753294
durian, limburger, hakarl, someone already said but surstromming as well

>>17753294
Chitlets
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Brie smells like funky cum. OP would probably like it but most people find it yucky.

>>17753294
kidneys when the cook doesnt know how to prepare them

>>17753473
They're opening and eating it wrong

>>17753488
>lamb
>papaya
>any seafood that is a few days out but not quite bad
>eggs
>boiled blood, bones or hides
>a freshly blanched chicken
This is a filter for smellets who cant into good food because it stinks

>>17753509
This is the correct answer.

>>17753925
it's delicious on salt and vinegar potato chips

>>17753330
>Cheeses like munster
wtf? munster is the least offensive cheese ever made

Indian curry

>>17754049
I'm talking about actual munster.

>>17753294
I don't mind the smell of eggs and broccoli and the like. I even like blue cheese but the one food I can't stand the smell of is provolone cheese. Blue cheese smells nice and tangy, provolone just smells like puke.

>>17753294
beef or pork that just began frying/cooking. legit gets me puking but the end product is worth it.

>>17753330
munster
>holdup.jpg

>>17753294
wait, this wasn't a pineapple

gymbro microwaving fish 10am on a monday morning in the office kitchen

>>17753370
the huge difference between the amount of people who like garlic and the amount who dont tells you're the retard here

>>17753294
tripe
smells like literal sewage

Luosifen

>>17754033
Elaborate
>>17754052
The curry is fine, it's the smell the people get that sucks.

Ricotta cheese

>>17753294
back in college my room mate and I went hiking in the desert near the college exploring old mines and shit. at one point we stumbled on a pit with a rotting dead cow in it. it must have fallen in and either got hurt and died or could not get out and died.

my room mate started throwing rocks at the maggot infested carcass which smelled fucking disgusting.

I was worried we were going to get it on us as it was splattering everywhere.

Later when we got back to the campus at dinner time we go to stand in line at the cafeteria.

I start smelling that dead cow again. I'm looking all over me and my room mate to see where the smell is coming from. he can't figure it out either.

We are both sure people can smell us but play it cool.

We get up to the serving line and found the source of the smell.

steamed brussels sprouts.

nope.jpg
neveragain.gif

>>17753294
Not surstromming level bad but my aunt always overcooks hard boiled eggs. Smelled up whatever room they were peeled in something fierce, like rotten eggs. I try to tell her to just take them the fuck out earlier but she's afraid if the yolk is even slightly runny.

>>17753294
Tuna.

Fermented fish, like really any of them as there are selveral versions around the world and they are all fucking disgusting.
Runners up include durant fruit (smells like unwashed feet and armpits), thousand year eggs/Century eggs (smells like shit), and stinky/fermented tofu (smells like rotting shit).

>>17753294

fish sauce

>>17757515
This is why egg timers are a thing.

cabbage and brussel sprouts

>>17753294
Cabrales cheese. It's really nice but smells so rank that I don't even buy it.

>>17753294
a pound of deviled egg potato salad and 12 Millers once the gas needs to escape

>>17753294
The smell of boiling vinegar and carrots, during the pickling process smells like if you put used baby diapers in a container and left it out in the sun for a few hours. I’d imagine pickled eggs would smell worse though.

>>17753320
maybe you should kill yourself, or at least don't breed, don't want your shitty genetics spreading.

>>17753302

>>17753302
that is very rude
Personally I have always hated the smell of pork chops

>>17753925
>Brie smells like funky cum

>>17756092
>my room mate started throwing rocks at the maggot infested carcass which smelled fucking disgusting.
>I was worried we were going to get it on us as it was splattering everywhere.
Jesus, that is disgusting.
I have had experiences similar to this though, nothing as grotesque as a rotting cow, but it seems that whenever I've smelled something really disgusting, the smell is saved within my nose and reappears in other things that I usually do not mind the smell of.

>>17753294
Mint.

This satnic plant ruins everything it touches.

A close second woul be any kind of "fishy" fish. Like Salmon or Carp

Durian

>>17753294
durian, at least in terms of ratio of smell to taste.

>>17753294
Fucking coriander man. Even smells like soap!

>>17753294
Hummus. Try making it legit from dried chickpeas. You'll retch.
Also fish sauce, fish sauce smells exactly like emptying a dog's anal glands. Still I prefer it to fucking cooking hummus

>>17753320
Cringe and faggotry not of this universe

>>17759338
True. Chickpeas smell so odd, it's too strong while it's cooking. The hood fan needs to be on full speed for the entire 1-2 hours it takes to boil.

>>17753294
bamboo shoots

>>17753313
Yeah plus Spyro lays down fat logs on them bitches

>>17753294
steamed broccoli. fucking nasty.

>>17755016
you're supposed to submerge it in water before you open it so that it traps all of the rancid stench
a much simpler way would be to simply not create food that smells like a thousand rotting corpses but to each their own i guess

Feta smells like ass, but I love it.

>>17753320
t. Dracula

kimchi smells like a dumpster

>>17753320
Fuckin Nosferatu learned to use a computer

a bowl of grape nuts left out overnight smells pretty gross

>>17753294
fish, seafood boils, and whatever that smell i get when i enter my local asian supermarket

Boiled beef liver.

>>17753294
my cock

>>17753343
yeah seafood is the worst

Eggs, fermented soybeans