/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Cheese and meat is not kosher

should have posted the prices along side them

>>17751572
No Sonic? What the fuck.

Haven’t had many of them and purely based on visual inspection I will take Five Guys. How fucked am I?

whataburger and in and out are god tier
i guess carl's jr is third place

>>17751621
Financially, you fucked up. From a culinary perspective, you could have done much worse.

>>17751572
Culver’s. I’d chose it over the other 8 every time.

>>17751572
five guys > wendys > whopper > quarterpounder if i had to go on taste but ive never tried any of the other places. wendys has the best value in terms of quality and price, five guys is legit but its more upmarket in price.

>>17751578
neither is 4chan, oy vey

my most controversial opinion is whopper with cheese > dave's double (or single) w cheese. never had a mcdonalds quarterpounder either

for me its the daves double

>>17751572
Carls JR Breakfast Burger.

>>17751572
never in my entire life have I seen a five guys burger that didn't look like the staff wrapped it tight and threw it as hard as they could against a wall before serving it

>>17751692
Seriously, you pay an absurd price for a fast food burger and half the cheese is stuck to the foil.

>>17751572
Culvers is easily the best FF burger.

I loved whoppers as a kid.

>>17751654
Never had in and out but looking at the image it looks the worst

>>17751605
Was going to say the same thing but for A&W.

>>17751692
That's what makes it so good

>>17751714
bk was so good when I was a kid in the 90s

>>17751735
must be, I've never had in-n-out or whataburger before but I'd pick five guys over the others easily

>>17751572
>White Spot

>>17751605
Thats cuz sonic sucks

I prefer a single to a double, the balance of flavors with just one patty is spot on. I usually get Wendy's but I miss the Big n' Tasty since McDonald's delicious chemicals just do it for me.

>>17751768
I was going to make a canada joke but I really miss Jack Astors

>>17751572
Is that what a shake shack burger looks like? Is it for girly men or something?

>>17751572
Shackburger is top tier tasty but tiny and expensive. Double double is awesome value and great taste but limited customization. Whataburger has incredible customization and huge size but slightly lower value and overall taste.

Those are my top 3. Culivers is a close runner up though.

>>17751796
No Jack Astors in the western provinces unfortunately so I've never been able to have it. Another good BC place is Vera's Burger Shack.

>>17751572
The Vortex.

>>17751572
I had wata's southwestern burger the other day and it was fucking fantastic
massive burger, 2 patties, mildly spicy, fresh lettuce and 2 different cheeses

>>17751677
I've probably been here longer than you have kid
Grow up

>>17751572
Double meat Whataburger all the way with cheese and jalapeños.

>>17751572
Which restaurants burgers look most like their promotional pic?

>>17751883
That's a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person, I'd say?

no more steak and shake by me and shake shack is a ripoff, gonna take the freddys pill

culver's easy
they also have the best sides simply because of the cheese curds and onion rings

>>17751921
Culver's

>>17751943
they have the worst fries though, crinkle cut a shit, shoestring master race

>>17751914
get it with grilled onions and jalapenos next time my brother

>>17751684
I will fight you, BK is garbage while Wendys has the undisputed best fast food burger

>>17751572
i went to harveys once and that wins on all levels

>>17751572
>Mcondald's

>>17752072
Wendy's beef is nearly tasteless, I worked there for years and wouldn't eat the burgers for free. At least when the stars align and BK is served fresh it has discernable flavor

>>17752092
actually laughed thanks anon

>>17751572
Five Guys > Shake Shack > Wendy's > Burger King > McDonald's

Have not had the other four (weird that i've never had Hardee's or Carl's Jr I know)

>>17751572
>no white castle burgers

>>17751654
>parasite ridden cat poster picks the absolute horrid choice
Pottery

>>17751572
Out of those, Culver's and Whattaburger.

>>17752088
burnt and dry with shitty toppings

>>17751572
Quarter pounder

>>17751710
>Culvers is easily the best FF burger.
You can tell by the shape they actually take a ball of raw hamburger and smash it on the griddle, practically everywhere else is using frozen perfectly circle patties.

>>17751572
Of the ones that I've actually tried I'd say Carl's Jr but I prefer their thinner patties.

>>17751572
for me it's the chip butty, plain

>>17752344
bit over seasoned for me bruv

>>17752344
i prefer to dip mine in vinegar

>>17752367
>>17752373
i like me sliders plain too

>>17752344
Why do these have to be so spicy? It's not even ethnic food

>>17751756
Flavorwise and pricewise in-n-out beats all of them.

Best taste for the price In n Out
Best taste overall Five Guys

>>17751572
in n out is god tier, the rest are shit
im not coming back to this thread to look at anyone elses opinions

>>17751572
if I could only have one for the rest of my life, i'd get the whataburger one because it's bigger than all of them and just as good as all of them.

>>17751692
five guys seems like the shittiest place imaginable. just go to mcdonalds and get a double quarter pounder for way cheaper and most likely faster.

>>17751572
I do not eat beefburgers

>>17751913
It's hard to believe that anybody could spend more than a year on this site and yet still choose to be Jewish.

>>17751578
good. fuck the skaven. fuck their rat morality that is only based on diet

Ive only recently had Whataburger since a new location opened up near me. I like the burgers, but havent really fallen in love with much else. I'm not sure if I am ordering properly. Are there any Texans here that can fill me in on the secrets of ordering here?

>Californians talk about in-n-out nonstop
>swear up and down it’s the greatest burger ever, the second coming of burger Christ
>any thread about burgers is guaranteed to be shit up with caliniggers talking about their burger messiah
>go to Vegas 2 years ago
>this is it
>I’ve finally arrived to the proverbial Mecca
>at last I can too experience the transcendental journey of eating in-n-out
>order a double double and a double double animal style
>it’s the most underwhelming unseasoned fag burger I’ve perhaps ever tasted
I’m convinced niggerfornians memeing this burger is some form of cope. They have to lie to themselves that living surrounded by Mexicans and shit in the street is worth it if they can feign superiority with their subpar burger.
Big Macs shit on animal style double doubles.
Even fucking white castles is better.

> Shake shack
Best out of the bunch. Wonderful meat, great bun, sauce is a nice compliment. Too expensive.
>Culver's
Great amount of meat, always get the triples, modestly priced, butter adds some nice juice to the burger. Only complaint is that it isn't seasoned. Every single time I get Culver's I put salt and pepper on my burger because otherwise it is pretty bland.
>In n out
4x4 animal style is like nothing you get anywhere at a burger place. Then you have it lettuce wrapped and it feels like a light and fresh meal. I recently started getting lettuce wraps more often because their bun quality has drastically changed?
Bottom tier
>Five guys
I gave them one last chance recently and at there again. I do OMAD and so usually I eat two burgers or just multiple items. Generally when I eat burgers with my wife it costs us 25-30. Sometimes she gets a shake and fries or I get fries also. Well we go to five guys and I get ONE bacon double, she gets a double and fries. The total was like over 30 dollars like 33 or something. If I got a second burger it would have been over 40. It had been a while so I hoped the burger would be big and fill me up at least. It surely did not because they do not use any larger size patty than anywhere else. To be honest I don't know what their claim to fame is anymore because I am always underwhelmed eating there.

>>17751572
Best to worst in order
>Culvers
Best bang for buck and unmatched consistency. Maybe cuz I'm in the midwest and other locations aren't as good but for me this is it.
>In-n-out
Definitely a meme, but very good and also a solid deal. Only real complaint is that it has so few locations outside of California. idk if it can really be classified with these others that are completely national and even global.
>Wendys
An actual good Wendy's is hard to find, but when they do it right it's easily one of the best burgers out there period, and they're a global chain. Inconsistency is definitely an issue though
>Mcd's
Classic, insane consistency given size of operation, haven't had anything that really is able to capture their flavor profile. Lots of places have imitators, I've yet to see anyone reproduce a mcdonalds burger.
>whataburger
What BK/Carls Jr. should be. Pretty good experiences whenever I go, good pricing.
>carls/bk/hardees
bottom tier but huge chains. sure they taste like cafeteria food, but their scale is still fairly impressive
>five guys
tastes good, too messy, and far too expensive to be ranked higher.
>Shake Shack
super expensive for what it is. NPC/social media tard magnet. Serves terrible shakes, that's literally part of their namesake. Overall I've just had bad experiences that seem completely unjustified given the pricing. Worse than culvers in every possible way, twice the price, yet people rave. I don't get it.

>>17753255
kek

>>17753382
1. you can order onion rings instead of fries
2. its always best to eat inside so you can complain if they mess up your burger
3. if you ask for 'toasted buns', the buns will be perfectly toasted and will be hotter, no extra charge
4. you could ask for it to be cut in half just to annoy them, even cut in squares for the luls
5. my mom asks for grilled onions and grilled jalapenos and there's no extra charge. and they use oil to fry it up on the grill.
6. as for any secret menu items, i believe there's some chicken soft taco thing.

>>17751572

Five Guys
Wendy's
Burger King
McDonlads

Never had the others listed.

Hello, since the heckin lockdownerinos I have been ordering fast food twice a week. I am an authoritative voice on this topic. From best to worst:
>Wendy's
A good burger is good because the patties are good and aren't stepped on by the other ingredients. The overall flavor profile as determined by the ingredient ratios is the key. Wendy's has delicious, greasy (if you don't want grease maybe don't eat a hamburger, dipshit), perfectly-sized patties, and the attendant ingredients compliment them. An oversized, thick, heavy bun is the best way to absolutely ruin a hamburger, and Wendy's avoids this by having near-perfect bread for their burgers. Unfortunately Wendy's can have some quality control issues, though.
>Culver's
Almost tips over into too-much-bun territory, but not enough to hurt the buttery goodness. Great quality control; sort of feels like the Chick-fil-a of burger joints.
>Shake Shack
Overrated but quite good. Smashburgers in general get too much praise. They can be real good, sure, but in regard to Shake Shack, not quite enough flavor to justify the hype.
>McDonald's
Honestly, if quality control wasn't so abysmal the DQP would be a close second on this list. Unfortunately, you can order it ten times before getting one that is actually fresh; however, when it is, it's very damn good. Sometimes they go a bit overboard with the onions.
>Burger King
Gets a bad wrap. Contrary to popular belief, actually has great quality control, mostly because there isn't much to fuck up. The exception that proves the patty rule, as their overall flavor profile is very well figured out with the charbroiled beef taste, sweet vegetables and great pickles, but with rather low-quality beef.
>Whattaburger
Not much to praise, not much to hate. Just escapes the rest of the list...

>>17754210
The garbage tier:
>Five Guys
Where people with no taste and no clue go to feel like they're getting a good burger. The people that think piling meme ingredients onto a burger that's OMG COOKED INFRONT OF YOU and is priced up and thus must be better. Five Guys is bland as hell. More melty cheese doesn't change that. Piling on dumb shit won't either, you just taste the dumb shit on a bland template. Five Guys needs to die.
>Carl's Jr
Incomprehensible. Their buns are like half-pound, chalk-infused conscript bricks, I'm pretty sure their patties come from the Walgreens toy aisle; quite literally inedible.
>In-n-out
Never tried it, looks like it's pretty damn good just from eye balling it.
All opinions contained within these posts are held to be objective fact. Thanks and God bless.

>>17751572
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>>17754240
sorry, upon reflection:
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>>17753513
>>17754237

I haven't been to Five Guys in years and I don't ever plan on going back. It's a joke what you get for what you pay for. Could get a burger meal with an extra burger at any other burger place for the same price and be more satisfied.

I don't how they're still in business desu senpai.

I've never had a burger better than five guys anywhere. I've had $50 burgers too.
two patties, cheese, bacon, grilled jalapeno, mustard, light mayo, grilled onion, lettuce, pickles. It's the most delicious burger.

>>17751572
from that list shack burger

but from fast food it has to be the whataburger

In n Out. Best quality, best price, and I actually like their fries. Everything else is flyover rodent cope.

>>17751572
Double bacon and swiss garlic Buttery Jack from Jack in the Box.

>>17754432
keep coping, in n out was forgettable

>>17754460
Looks like it'll give me the Runza.

>>17754463
oh are you afraid of cabbage or something?

>>17751572
Not even a fan of the double quarter pounder but McDonald's win by being the only one without tomato slices.

culvers

>>17751692
rage burger

>>17754572
i bet you take the pickles out too you child

>>17754610
>pickles
>delicious crisp vegetables
>absolutely belong on a burger
>tomatoes
>disgusting watery fruits
>do not belong on a burger
Bet you like pineapple pizza too, freak.

>>17754627
I love any and all palatable food

>>17751605
sonic is the worst fast food burger.

>burps still taste like sliders two days later

>>17754210
pretty good assessment
this dude fucks (burgers)

I like Carl's Jr's angus patties. I typically order the guacamole bacon thickburger, lettuce wrapped.

Shake Shack is the best of the bunch. Tastelets and poors need not apply. Some also sell booze. The unrivaled champion.

>>17751572
Whataburger>McDonald's>Culver's>In-N-Out>everything else is shit.

>>17751572
weird alignment chart

>>17753382
Get the spicy ketchup.

>>17751654
t. metroplex metrosexual

>>17751654
>whataburger and in and out are god tier
yup yup smash burger is good but way too expensive. BK is good and overhated imo

>>17754662
I've never had any food item create gas as foul as White Castle does.

>>17754438
it's good but too expensive. For the same price i'd rather get 4 tacos, value curly fries, 10 churros, jr bacon cheeseburger and chicken sandwhich.

>>17751578
>Because of Christ’s sacrifice, we are free to eat any foods we wish. Christ confirms this in Mark 7:18-19 when he says, “Then are you also without understanding? Do you not see that whatever goes into a person from outside cannot defile him, since it enters not his heart but his stomach, and is expelled?‘ (Thus he declared all foods clean)

>>17753382
You can mod any burger any way you want, as long as you know what to ask for. There's a button for whatever you want on the computer.

You want jalapenos
You want grilled jalapenos
You want onion
You want grilled onion
You want whole Jalapenos that aren't cut?
You want toast instead of buns?
You want mushroom
You want any of the sauces?
You want a triple burger, quadruple burger?
You want gravy on the side
You want to substitute something?
You want extra bun oil(basically butter)
You want them to not salt your patty on the grill so it doesn't taste as salty?
You want monterry or pepperjack cheese instead of american?(pepperjack is limited time)
You want cabbage on any burger you order?

The secret to Whataburger is "Have it your way". You can ask for whatever the fuck you want.

As long as you creatively know how to ask for shit, you can get whatever you want.

>>17751572
chaotic neutral for life

for me, it's burger brothers

Wendy’s has the best value proposition by far.

>>17751572
Disregarding price, Five Guys tastes the best. In-N-Out is easily the worst. Haven't had whataburger yet but they recently opened one here. Long lines and everyone I know that's tried it says they didn't like it.

>>17751747
>get it? We call him Wheels because he's in a wheelchair for life. Isnt that hilarious?

>>17752289
I worked there for 1.5 years, and that’s literally exactly what they did.

>>17755864
>Isnt that hilarious?
yes.

at least in my experience
>Mcdonalds
tastes and feels like i'm eating a tire
>Wendy's
Objectively the best of the fast food triad qualitywise, but don't really taste like much, even with fixings.
>Burger King
Best tasting of the fast food triad, but burger king is shit in general. wouldn't be surprised if it's made of rats.
>Shake Shack
It's okay, but Steak n' Shake is better
>Five Guys
Best Burgers overall, but way too expensive.
Never been to the others.
>Bonus
>White Castle
nothing spectacular, but still above average.
>Wawa
Middle School Cafeteria Tier, don't get unless there's literally anything else around. Even then, the chicken sandwich is better. fries are pretty good though.

>>17755864
Squirt "Wheels" Cinnabon

>>17751572
Daves double, absolutely 0 contest.

>>17751747
Wow you just unlocked a deep memory anon

>>17751692
The five guys near me is staffed by whites so I don't have this problem.

>>17753255
I didn't choose to be the superior race
Cope and seethe

>>17756200
post pics i've never seen it

>>17751572
>Well /ck/?

>>17751572
Whata double with bacon and jalapenos

>>17751935
freddys is pretty nice, i like the way beef gets crispy. their fries with spicy dipping sauce is good too

>>17754651
It's at least above Culvers whch somehow made it on the list.

>>17756252
id still eat it

>>17753418
the real reason its memed to death is 'its cheap as fuck' plan it right and it can barely cross the 10-11 buck line and its good for what it is with a simplistic menu while everything else is fucking expensive as fuck in cali, also the reason the fucking lines are so fuck long as well.
>>17754210
I never had much bk because the nearest one to me was miles away next to a home depo on the 5 freeway, now i'm just afew minutes away from one and they're okay. alot better than mc donalds, only buy it for the fries and maybe a number 3. Went to some burger joint called 'The Habbit' and while I can describe the burgers as 'nearly in and out-ish' there price sure as fuck not, fuck that noise.

>>17751572
mcd double1/4 is the best from the list. burger thickness = juicy and bun is good. carl's jr and BK buns are dry

>>17755814
dude forreal, whataburger is just what BK wishes it could be, and imo tastes better all around.

>>17751572
Wendy's

>>17751578
based