/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>17729853
family will usually take small snacks like teddy grahams, little baggies of chips, etc, as well as bottles of water and gatorade. We don't really eat these in the car much except my dad who occasionally needs a blood sugar boost.

>>17729853
Junk food like Soda or gatorade, chips and beef jerky/beefsticks.
I regularly make a 5 hour trip out of state to my brothers house
Almost right in the middle around the 150 mile mark there is a truck stop I always stop at to walk around and take a break

I buy these every time im there, they are pretty good

>>17729853
Doritos

Club sandwiches and soda

Alcohol.
Long drives are boring and my car's got a bitchin stereo.

>>17730662
Drink driving is illegal, anon.

>>17729853
Peyote

>>17729853
As an adult Probably just protein bars, but as a kid I would use it to buy the most degenerate stuff possible at the gas station. Circus peanuts, bug juice, goat caramels, chocolates, milkshakes.
I was a fat kid, yes.

Meow Mix

>>17730662
You're a stupid Nigger, you're kind of careless drives is at fault for most accidents

>>17729853
cheese and cheese snacks, nothing beats en

Dried horse sausages

>>17730662
>road pop
Based

>>17729853
water, sugar free redbull, cashews and plain jerky. I don't stop for real food so I need protein and caffeine. must keep driving. if I get too hungry I might buy one of those generic mixed cajun snack bags.

Diet pepsi, sunflower seeds, jerky.

>>17729853
water

>>17733974
The stats are skewed because the law says you're automatically at fault if you've got a bit of happy juice in you, no matter what stupid decision the "sober" driver took.

>>17729853
i bring poop and peep

>>17734591
You mean road soadie

>>17729853
Why did you start this with a Boy's Abyss image of all things

>>17731730
How do you know where OP lives?
> Six states actually have no laws when it comes to an open alcoholic beverage in the vehicle, while others seem to have a ‘grey area’ for passengers. West Virginia, Connecticut, Delaware, Missouri, Arkansas, and Mississippi all have lack these state laws, so technically it’s not illegal to drink while you drive.

>>17735455
I live in his walls

my family has always had those peel-apart redvines, and I gladly carry the torch

>stop at truck stop to pee
>Feel bad for using the restroom without buying anything
>Buy a can of diet coke
>An hour later have to pee again
>Stop and pee, buy another diet coke
>Repeat

>>17735816
>cant go an hour without peeing
You must be 18+ to use this website.

>>17735448
Sensei schizo used to post her on /a/, /v/ and /ck/ for some reason constantly before switching waifu to Karen

>>17733974
I have been drinking and driving for 25yrs, no accidents or damages. Just gotta know your limits and your machine.

>>17729853
Drinks:
>Sugar-Free Red Bull
>Flavored Seltzer Water

Food:
>Beef Jerky
>Gummy Fruit Snacks

>>17731730
it's also illegal to eat and drive

>>17735816
Why is your bladder so weak?

>>17729853
Jelly donuts wrapped with pork

>>17737920
Why?

Road trip? lol hope rides alone

>>17737920
I get it
>>17739223
Ngmi

>>17731730
A road trip is typically a long trip with friend(s).

>>17729853
Gas station fare. Hot dogs, doughnuts, Cheetos, energy drinks, etc. I used to smoke, and would chain smoke while I drove, but now I have to be constantly putting food and drinks in my mouth while I drive. Makes road trips a little longer because I have to stop to piss and shit pretty frequently.

>>17737920
oishiso

>>17737620
Diet Coke makes you piss like crazy. I switched to diet because I'm 30 and started to get a gut, lost the weight but I've noticed that when I drink a single can of diet coke, for the next three hours I have to piss every half hour, full, long, desperate pissing too.

>>17731730
You haven't lived until you've driven through Wyoming with a six pack of beer in the passenger seat.

Bring a cooler with cold cuts and cheese, make a cheeky trunk sandwich

>>17729853
Beef jerky, dried mangos and trail mix. I can survive on that stuff for days.

>>17739661
Dried mangos are delicious.

>>17729853
Nothing, the fun part about road trips is pitstops at weird places and eating the snacks or food they sell. Ate honeycombs and snake in Arizona gas station one time, pretty neat

>>17729853
part of the fun of road trips is stopping at crappy gas stations and getting stale chips and overpriced cokes

>>17729853
Homemade jerky (fuck overpriced beef flavored candy), dehydrated sausages, dried fruits and berries, nuts, snappea chips, squeezy applesauce. Water with mio or travel station diet pop to drink.

>>17740491
It is until you get food poisoning from some shitty attached restaurant or cheap rollerdogs. I've heard too many horror stories about being hospitalized for that shit.

>>17729853
Slovacek chads ww@?

>>17729853
iced americano and maybe some trail mix

>>17733974
boohoo, you crybabies shouldn't be driving at night with me anyway.
>>17729853
>beers
>weed
>coke
>couple full-auto pre-bans with no serial
>a monkey we stole from the zoo
>spicy funyuns and reeses

>>17736139
My bladder used to be fine but within the past 2 years I suddenly have to pee way sooner than usual after drinking something, I'm young too so I'm not sure whats going on

>>17742663
Diabetes

>>17736139
I'm older than you, faggot

>>17742663
It can multiple things, you could just have an overactive bladder, you could be diabetic. Try not pissing try holding it in to fight the urge for a bit and see if you can calibrate it

>>17742680
Not likely. I turned 25 last week. I was already out of junior high when Rick and Morty went to air for the first time.

>>17742663
You getting your electrolytes?

Drinks: water or unsweetened tea, sometimes juice. If I get really tired ill have an energy drink but I stay away from all soda usually


Food: nuts like pistachio, cashew, peanut etc, beef jerky, dried fruit

>>17729853
Sandwiches, fruit juices, and water.

Multiple bags of these

>>17739279
I discovered this as a teen. I used to drink Dr Pepper and also Pepsi. Mixing them meant that my kidneys were literally creating urine faster than I could get rid of it. I must've pissed for like 10 minutes at the urinal.

>>17742780
>cherry
Based
>pull ‘n’ peel
Cringe

Anyone make their own beef jerky?

>>17729853
Cotton candy

>>17739244
The true friends are the hitchhikers you murdered on the way.

>>17745197
I do. Not only is it cheaper per pound, it's not full of sugar and a bunch of additives.
>soy sauce
>worchester
>liquid smoke
>shichimi togarashi
>garlic powder
Simple as.

>>17730662
This
Nothing beats a road soda

>>17736153
Don't forget /out/. Pretty sure that thread is still up

>>17733974
70%>30%

>>17735420

A big cup full of crushed ice to chew on, and water. That's it. If I'm hungry, I stop. I'm rarely in a hurry.

>>17747429
Chewing on ice isn’t good for you.

>>17748920
Says who.

>>17748920
Being born guarantees that you will die.
>>17747429
Get more iron in your diet. Ice pica is a sign of iron deficiency.

>>17748934
>Being born guarantees that you will die.
That doesn't mean you should do things that can/will actively lower your quality of life before you die.

>>17729853
spaghetti, I like to stop and set up a portable stove and cook when it's lunch time, and I specially like spaghetti

>>17749297
Tell me, has pissing away hour after hour of your life arguing with anonymous retards on imageboards ever increased your quality of life?

>>17730662
Based
>>17731730
Cringe, read the Constitution

>>17749449
Yes, because those arguments bring me amusement.

>>17749516
My sincerest apologies.

>>17730649
I prefer club soda and sandwiches.

>>17748920
I chew gently. And I use crushed ice instead of anything hard. It keeps me awake and satiates something when I'm driving.

>>17735805
Are your parents Wayne and Garth?

Mickeys Big Mouth.
Beer is not bad but the bottle is great for pissing on the road.

>>17749716
I'd be too concerned with getting piss droplets on my seat to do that. Rather find a concealed location and piss on it like a hobo.

>>17729853
I like cold coffee in a can that's actually just cold coffee in a can, so I always have some of those in the fridge ready for long drives.

>>17734565
Intrigued. What's it taste like?

>>17749435
But do you cook it al dente?

>>17742689
I'm 34

Big bag of Nitro Takis, Arizona green tea and watermelon flavor, bag of davids sunflower seeds, a big Red Bull in support of my second favorite F1 team, Gimi, and a mini bag of peanuts and cashews

>>17729853
whole grain bread, cheese, pepperoni

>>17750961
I always say "wild beef".

>>17749435
based usogui poster

>>17729853
>Road trip shorter than about 4 hours
I bring a bottle of water and eat breakfast before I leave
>Road trip longer than about 4 hours
Probably some potato chips and 2 gin and tonics on the plane

>>17742684
>Start by trying to hold your urine for 5 minutes every time you feel the urge to urinate. When it's easy to wait 5 minutes, try to increase the time to 10 minutes. Continue to increase the amount of time until you're urinating every 3 to 4 hours
This sounds plausible i'll try it out.
As for diet it's always been mediocre so im guessing another factor is that it just caught up to me

>>17735448
>>17736153
Jesus fuck, thought that schizo was only contained in /a/

>>17752540
What is the appeal of Takis?

>>17729911
>beef jerky/beefsticks
This, and soda water.

>>17729883
>meet the fatties

>>17750961
Dried horse.

>>17757018
The first Taki is very good and then all the others suck. But if you don't eat another for 10-30 minsutes, the next taki will be as good as the first. It's a great snack because the first taki is always good, but they are designed to keep you from eating them all in one go.

>>17729853
I just get really drunk the entire time.

>>17729853
Beef jerky, bottled water, sugar free Monster.

>>17757604
Don’t drive while drunk!

>>17729853
>Driving
I take train medium distances and planes if I ever need to go far. So typically a beer or two and food that doesn't have much crunch or odor cause I like to be considerate of those around me. A sandwich, maybe some berries like blackberries, raspberries or blueberries that you can sort of eat in handfuls. Never chips or fish or even something especially chewy cause honestly it kind of bugs me if someone is chewing loudly near me, and most people I know are annoyed by it too, so I assume it's a normal thing to be annoyed by.

I guess this is a different mindset than a traditional road trip where things like Jerky and Trail Mix are preferable for preservability and their chewiness and crunchiness are less a distraction cause there's fewer people involved

>>17750909
Love cold coffee

I lived on vienna sausages during the lockdown. I went to probably 10 national parks and just ripped through them. Not many people were there. It was great.

I spend a lot of time on the road. During the morning I have milk and something with carbohydrates. Then I have salami. Snacking salami is quite easy to eat while driving.

>>17729853
I took this jug of lemonade with me on a trip and it lasted all throughout the ride, to and from

>>17760717
Lemonade is great. Always a good choice for a long ride.

>>17745268
Going to try this the next time I get myself some beef cuts.

>>17760717
The ride was to Taco Bell by the way

>>17740485
This guy truly gets it. My favorite road trip was driving from texas to florida with a car full of friends, and stopping ever so often to get food at cooky ass gas stations and the like. Wanted to try gator while going through lousiana but I settled for boudan bites that this QT3.142T served me.

Also fun to hit up grease trap gas stations and just ask them to give you a discount on shit that's been in the roller griller almost too long, that way you never really know what you're going to get, but you know it will be cheap

i always get tabasco slim jim, corn nuts, and a white monster sip .

when its time to eat, i stop at a subway and get a foot long italian sandwich with coke, and i eat it as i drive while listening to some kind of talking show

>>17752540
you should check out how they grow and process cashews its wild . do you have a sunflower seed flavor preference? i

>>17742663
Worst scenario is prostate cancer, get checked if the problem persists bro.

>>17735455
Missourian here can confirm, although at least in Missouri I am pretty sure the law says the driver cannot legally drink while driving. The rule is that the amount of open containers you can have is one fewer than people in the car. So if you have 4 people in the car, you can have 3 beers or other drinks open. All the passengers can legally drink. But if you have 4 beers open, that implies the driver is drinking one of them, and that is illegal

>>17765790
Why don't they just test to see how much alcohol is in the driver's breath?

>>17742663
you're probably getting just enough water. then one extra soda with caffeine pushes you over the edge
drink more water

>>17750961
my dick

>>17767179
So literally nothing.

Kinda surprised no one else said this. Dry cereal is my family's go to. Healthier stuff like chex, granola, or kashi cereal.
Also those snyder's big crunchy sourdough pretzels.
I think I've also had a banana with peanutbutter slapped on it while driving more than once. Is good

>>17767140
That's retarded and you should feel retarded. Alcohol stays on your breath for hours. Who says the driver didn't drink before driving rather than during?

>>17729853
If its my car: a bottle of water and a thermos of milk coffee

if its anybody elses: the most crumbly, melty, sticky snacks and beverages i can find. And beer lots of it.

>be me
>about to leave for a vacation
>decide to grab some beef jerky for the ride to the airport
>don't finish it, toss it in my carry-on
>get to the line for security
>they have a dog checking the line
>dog walks past me and shoves his nose into my bag
>mfw strip searched because of beef jerky

>>17748920
shut the fuck up faggot

>>17729853
jerky and deli meat stuff, stray away from caffeine, it makes you piss

>>17744051
Cherry only comes in peel n pull form

>>17748920
>eating hard water is LE bad
First it started with smoking and now H2O is bad for you. It never ends with you people does it?

>>17729853
If I'm driving I'll get something that can be eaten with one hand and isn't messy. So something like nuts/skittles/snickers bar the works.

If I'm not driving maybe something like Jolly Ranchers or chips.

>>17729853
Not to take with, but to buy on the way: gas station cappuccino.

It's been years, but if you are driving late at night and want to push a little bit, you need caffeine, and something cheap, tasty, and with extra calories can really hit the spot.

There's also something about drinking something you would never normally buy or eat, but the mood and circumstances make it uniquely appropriate.

>>17768711
nothing like getting molested in public because you want to spend your 2 vacation days buying overpriced shit

Cheese puffs. It's tradition.

soda and sammies

>>17729853
does the soda in my car's dispenser count?
no food

>>17742689
Wow, is Rick and Morty really that old now? I was out of college when it got popular. I'm 30.

Gatorade or something similar and then I buy a turkey club or a blt and munch on it along the way
Crumbs and fucking whatever are gunna get all over the place if its a long enough drive and I'm gunna have to detail the interior anyways, fuck it.

>>17730662
Ended up doing this on day 3 of a 26 hour trip. Just started taking pulls of sake.

>>17733974
Nobody is crashing their car because of 2 beers anon

>>17774177
Whatever you say, anon

>>17729853
Soda or coffee. I only eat food I find on the road.

sesame sticks for life

>>17729853
Hummus and bell peeper strips

>>17775797
Peeper?

>>17729853

corn chips
corn nuts
sun chips
beef jerky
lemon heads
sour straws
top it off with an overly sugar cola drink like
jolt cola
or a custom iced coffee

hard wintergreen lifesavers

It's way more fun to stop at a weird/quirky looking gas station that makes their own shit and buy that then to bring stuff from home or a store. Lots of places in florida with their own hog jerky boiled peanuts or even oranges or strawberries.

>>17740485
Yup, BFE gas stations always have cool shit to try

Get

>>17777618
Imagine the smell

>>17777749
Gas stations that make their own shit are underrated.

who bumped this thread for 10 days?

>>17777777

>>17768711
something similar happened to me but with shortbreads, the handler just laughed at the dog when they saw the cookies and continued down the line
American law enforcement seems overly enthusiastic

>>17781644
Around blacks, never relax

>>17781650

>>17734650
>sugar free red bull
why?

>>17729853
Driving home from college it was usually one of these bad boys and a diet coke. But I only had to go a few hours. If it's a longer road trip, Gardetto's.

>>17784071
He probably hates himself.

Why drink an energy drink that doesn’t have sugar?

>>17730662
based

Stop necrobumping your thread, asshat.

>>17749716
people don't realize that mickeys was made specifically as a receptacle for piss
they take the beer that the new guy at the brewery fucked up and put it into a bottle that you can fit your cock in and sell it as a mobile urinal

>>17787394
Ew

>>17730662

>>17741084
>>a monkey we stole from the zoo
Hue?

>>17729853
An entire 700ml bottle of overproof rotgut to be drubk on the way to work during scholl zone hoyrs fair dinkum cunt

>>17788653
Unironically me