/ck/ - Food & Cooking

As long as she hasn't cut off her penis, it's fine

As long as she wasn’t born a man, it’s fine.

>>17728920
>>17728926
The duality of troon

It's ok as long as she's good looking.

>>17728911
Yes, it's a mental illness and there's always more stuff wrong with women like this. Huge red flag. Besides that, even if she were completely regular otherwise, it's a huge pain in the ass to accommodate. Imagine having a gf that you can't take to any restaurants, parties, or events. I'd rather have a girlfriend without legs.

>>17728945
It's easy become vegan yourself

>>17728911
Yes. I could probably deal with vegetarian, but not vegan.

>>17728911
She looks frail and gross. Veganism is self-harm.

>>17728944
True. We all know in our rational minds that veganism is a disease of the soul, but if I'm horny I don't care what she eats.

>>17728911
nope, my ex was vegan and an amazing cook, i realized vegan food can be delicious if you can actually cook.
i'm still an omnivore though

I just started dating a vegan girl a little over a month ago, we became a couple like 2 weeks ago.

It was a pain in the beginning, I'd recommend things or try to offer foods and she would have to remind me that she couldn't. I'm a bit more aware of it now.
It's really weird, she is super into food and cooking, and still cooks dishes that she can't even eat for her family or for me. I really wanted for her to try my culture's food, and she seems so bummed that she can't. With substitutions, Persian food doesn't really work, but if course there are exceptions

What really strikes me as strange is how she seems almost like a self hating vegan. She's been vegan nearly 4 years and she claims it's for the environment. Nobody supports her in this, her family rips on her for it, and her own hobby of cooking is made more difficult. She has expressed that she has no intention of trying to convert people(me) to veganism, I'm honestly thinking that if I pushed back a little, she'd give it up. But I'm not that kind of an asshole

Tl;dr it's annoying but whatever

>>17728911
110% a deal breaker
its far more hassle and friction than its worth

and imagine getting married and having kids?
imagine her insisting that its perfectly okay for a growing child not to eat any meat

>>17729003
Outside of a couple of 10 year old daily mail articles has that ever happened with someone you know?

>>17729008
not taking any chances

>>17729008
I know a dude that was raised vegan.

>>17729003
Vegan parents don't necessarily raise their kids vegan.
>>17728911
No, if I want pussy I don't care what she eats. I care how soon I can eat, if you get what I'm saying

Yes, it signifies weak will and mental illness

>>17729002
Nice. Be patient and she'll grow out of it. Nobody stays vegan unless it's religious. You don't even have to do anything.

>>17728952
I'd rather lose my legs

>>17729002
>She's been vegan nearly 4 years and she claims it's for the environment.
shes not being logical, there are lots of environmentally friendly meat she can eat

love is a powerful thing and all i can say is...well good luck, i hope it works out in the end

>>17728945
>Huge red flag
This.
“She’s vegan” is up there with “she has a kid” or “she has a massive amount of debt”.
It all means
>She has a verifiable history of poor decision-making

>>17729002
>Not an asshole
It's obnoxious to go around fighting random vegans all the time, but this is your girlfriend here. You have the obligation to tell her certain things for her own benefit. Freeing her from veganism is one of them.
The environment argument is one of the dumbest ones they have, it's not scientifically justifiable. The whole thing rests on the assumption that if we didn't grow vegetables for animals then humans would be able to eat those vegetables instead and the whole enterprise would use less energy. Except it's wrong because:
-animals eat waste products from other industries, not food fit for humans
-animals eat grass in rocky soils where you couldn't farm
-animals make complete proteins out of sunlight more efficiently than we can with artificial means
-water is not a limited resource except in California, where it is used to grow AVOCADOES, animals do not live in areas where water is unsustainable because it's expensive.
-Even assuming any of those were true, it still wouldn't apply to all animals
Here in PA the chickens live in my yard, eat my scraps, eat bugs, drink from the well (which comes from the groundwater) and piss back into the ground 10 feet from where the water came from. Yet a mentally ill vegan would not eat one of these chickens. Ask your girlfriend to explain that?

>>17729002
Dump her and get a Japanese gf.

>>17729008
My aunt went to a Thanksgiving dinner with a family with a "vegan" toddler who jumped into the table and dove headfirst into the turkey when he smelled it. Poor kid was starving and the parents just ripped him away from the food because they wouldn't let him eat it.

>>17728911
If she don't eat meat but still like to bone, I am down.

>>17729001
whyd you break up

>>17729085
thats sad and legit child abuse

>>17729107
she didn't tell her long distance bf at the time she was dating me so i dipped out of that situation

>>17729154
Doesn't surprise me that a vegan is a cheating whore

>>17728911
My wife adopted a vegan diet while we were still dating. Her cooking actually got better lol.

>>17728911
Absolutely. I don't date women who look like twice their age chain smokers.

I refuse to tag along with the whole almond "milk", rice "milk", cashew "milk", soy "milk" thing too. It's boiled water. It doesn't replace milk, cream, eggs or cheese.

There's great vegan dishes and they can stay where they are: once a fortnight.

Vegetarian would be maybe fine, but fuck vegan.
Also if we had kids they would need to be allowed to eat meat, and then they can decide on their own later.

There's a pretty easy fix to this

>Take her on a date to a steakhouse
>Order whatever steak has the bone still in
>Eat every scrap of meat until nothing remains but the bone
>At no point should you wipe or clean your hands and face
>Crack open the bone and obnoxiously suck out the marrow
>Crawl under the table and attempt to finger her with your greasy hands
>wa la

Source: Trust me

Harumph, heavens no. *adjusts top hat*. A woman who cannot enjoy a delectable steak or *gasps* BACON is decidedly harlotous and NOT worth courting. I shall stick to classier females thank you very much, ones who enjoy both the pleasure of delicious bacon and *you know what* in the bedroom...
Sincerely,
The Steampunk Gentleman

Im not even giving you a (you) you faggot. Makesome actually fucking points.
Most vegans I knwo have been dickheads at best, crazy at worst. Why would I want to be in a relationship with someone who will try to get me stop eating meat because muh cows are cute

Why do people hate people who just don't want to harm animals or the environment? Does it make you feel insecure about your own shortcomings?

>>17729289
And worst of all, non-dairy peanut """""butter""""".

>>17728911
She looks ugly inside

>>17728911
>Is it a deal breaker for you to find out a woman is vegan?
Yes

>>17728911
Nah, my ex was vegan. It's fine as long as she doesn't try to push it on you. The only annoying thing is eating out, finding a place, specific menu items, ect. Also my ex was Columbian so she made some amazing vegan dishes. She made this coconut rice that I still miss.

>>17728911
Massive redflag, not because of the diet itself, but because she is a basic bitch who only does whatever her social media advertisements say. A person without a even a little bit of critical thinking or personality is not human.

>>17728911
>Is it a deal breaker for you to find out a woman is vegan?

Its intriguing
On one hand, most vegans come from wealthier families looking for first world problems which is always nice. So not a deal breaker right off the bat

But if she was some poorfag freegan, thats a hard nope from me.
Vegan meals can be ok, if done correctly and not cheaped out on.

>>17729352
>who just don't want to harm animals or the environment?
das rite, all these avocados are not harmful to the environment, yaaas queen

>>17729352
I hate them because they almost always want to force people into their religious cult using the government and other authoritarian means because like every other wackjob obsessed with their neighbors personal choices, the ends justify the means.

>>17729355
All real peanut butter is non-dairy, lol.

>>17728945
>Huge red flag
Yeah this. I could deal with the diet itself, but they'll almost always also be some kind of problem haired feminist cunt. Hard pass.

>>17728911
If youre an adult and want to fine but pushing veganism onto kids is barbaric

>A Belgian court has given six-month suspended jail terms to the mother and father of a baby boy who died after being fed a diet of vegetable milk.

They were found guilty of causing the baby's death unintentionally.

The baby, Lucas, weighed just 4.3kg (9.5lb) when he died aged seven months, dehydrated and malnourished.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40274493

>>17729002
>>17729069
This. The environmentalist argument for veganism doesn't stand up to any scrutiny. Have her read some articles like this one and free her from her misery. (I'm not really a Weston A. Price fan but this is a good article)
https://www.westonaprice.org/health-topics/farm-ranch/the-vegan-ecological-wasteland/

>>17730196
There's a good bit of detail missing from that article. I actually find the claim that the mother did not produce breast milk to be more interesting; was it her dietary choices that resulted in her body being unable to produce for her child?

>>17728911
I don't care. I'd rather date a vegan than some picky cunt.

>>17729352
Because of:
>>17729085
And also:
>pic related

>>17728945
Adding to this, she would make a poor mother which is the entire reason to put up with a woman.p

>>17728911
Yes because 10/10 it's a sign of mental instability

>vegans look like this
What are you all complaining about

It would be a big change in cooking, even in meatless meals I like to use things like butter and stock. but the main issue would be arguing about our different opinions on the morality of meat

>>17729154
Me ex was vegan and good cook. What was her name?

>>17731099
Not true, I used to be classmates with a middle aged black doctor male who was vegan. Night school for learning spanish

>>17731099
she looks unhealthy even with the photoshopping and way too skinny. vegans go insane as well. vegetarians are tolerable as long as they eat eggs and fish.

>>17731520
and dairy

>>17728911
Why don't vegan women just invest semen for good protein? There is no reason to look gaunt for animals when men can satiate any meat cravings.

>>17729001
vegan food can be amazing. most vegans just suck at cooking because they don't know basics, just youtube "vegan food hacks". they only started cooking when they went vegan because you have to cook for yourself, so they just all share around the same retarded, granola mom techniques that none of them can explain, like cooking superstition basically.

I have an inexplicable thing for leathery new age vegan yoga fitness mommies, though. they're nice people if a little impressionable and faddish. veiny vegan milf hands get me going.

my roommate is vegetarian but I still cook bacon and breakfast sausage just to stink up the house. fuck her, she cringes at the sight of bacon but still eats eggs and cheese. like where do these retards draw the line?

>>17731590
chicken didnt die to lay those eggs
cow didnt die to give that milk
but pig died to produce the bacon

moving the goal posts. that's the spirit of cooking.. no. and that girl looks like she belongs in a french coming of age lesbian film.
i know a girl who's vegan and she eats like a priss despite having options everywhere she goes. vegans are just as picky even as vegans.

>>17731842
stop smoking cannabis.

>>17731795
Would you rather be enslaved in a cage attached to suction hoses or killed instantly with a headshot?

>>17731520
>Vegetarian
>Fish

>>17731899
they're stupid and not consistent at all don't comment on topics you know nothing about you silly faggot

>>17731935
You're an expert on stupidity and faggotry then?

>>17731947
yeah i've had a few relationships with these type of chicks and they are fucking retarded and trying to argue is absolutely pointless

>>17731899
dumbass

fish is fish and meat is meat. its not the same

thats why catholics can eat fish during lent but not meat

the most fucking absolutely insane are fruitetarians, they are literally fucking crazy their brains are complete mush they can't even hold a conversation

>>17731899
Fish have no soul, so they don't count as living things

>>17731959
groids don't have souls either

I feel like the people that take the 'vegans are insistent obnoxious cultists' meme to heart have never stepped outside/ base their opinions on 4channel posts
I've had plenty of vegan friends who I regularly eat big sloppa burgers in front of and they don't give a shit, they can even laugh at vegan jokes at their expense. I figure a bit of humility is probably important for publicly embracing such a life choice, it just sucks the vocal minority has ruined it for everyone.

>>17731980
not reading any of that

how does a vegan deal with oral sex?

can they ever swallow?

>>17731999
vegans, both men and women, are infertile so they just creampie

>>17731980
>I've had plenty of vegan friends who I regularly eat big sloppa burgers in front of and they don't give a shit
They mustn't put much value in their own beliefs then, likely only doing it to be on the bandwagon

>>17732014
That was the dumbest shit I've read all day and I've just woken up.

>>17732014
Are you 12? Do you start screeching like a monkey any time you see someone practicing a religion that isn't your own?

>>17728911
What do you even cook for a vegan? I know maybe 2 or 3 vegan dishes but then what?

>>17732020
>I disapprove of murder
>But you can if you want to, I dont really care
This is what you described

It's a sign that she's easily manipulated. And depending on your intentions, that may be a positive.
However it also means she's part of the corporate psyop of destroying the planet and pushing blame onto civilians. Even worse if she takes pride in it.

I don't think I could respect someone like that.

>>17732021
If someone does a retarded thing you call them out on it, expecially something like religion

>>17732020
if you watched two homos fuck each other in the ass right in front of you in public and you complained about it you'd be a fucking little bigot

>>17732031
ever see a pride parade? imagine being proud of sucking cock and getting fucked in the ass and then making an entire day long parade about it

>>17732025
>>17732032
Wow.... I'm off now, living a normal. Keep seething.

>>17732042
keep getting fucked in the ass until you get aids.

>>17732039
>>17732039
Gays don't think they are morally superior and that breeding is some kind of abhorrent act you retard, don't try to compare the two

>>17732050
gays are pederasts who want to fuck children. that's how most gays are made.

gays reproduce through anal sex with children. 95% of gays were sexually molested as children.

>>17730244
>>17730244
Could you explain why you're not necessarily a fan of him? I've just began delving into all this and I wonder what stuck out to you?

and the 5% of 0.5% of the population who turn out gay without sexual molestation while children are just mentally ill and i feel very sorry for their condition

>>17731795
those chickens and cows still get slaughtered as soon as they're not producing milk or eggs you retard. their meat isnt as valuable as their counterparts but they still have use as stew meat, dog food, and stocks. there really isn't any rationalization to be had

>durr why diet no same as mine
Retard

>>17729352
People are omnivorous. Therefore vegans are not people.

>>17728911

My gf is vegetarian and learned to cook meat for me, her sister is full on vegan and cooks meat for her fiancé. As long as your gf loves you I doubt veganism is going to be a problem, unless she's one of those crazy, skeletal retards I guess.

>>17728911
My ex didn’t eat factory farmed meat or fish and she loved me with all her heart.
She did everything in her power to make me happy and I threw it away.

I’m sorry Claire. I hope wherever you are you’re surrounded by people that love and appreciate you for everything you are.

>>17728911
as long as she doesn't interrupt me when im hanging out with my friends (watching redlettermedia alone), it's fine

>>17731099
Dress is designed to hide her ribs poking out

>>17731842
stop breathing air.

>>17728911
Vegetarian/vegan pussy tastes best. You can always tell a woman's diet from how her pussy tastes. Women who eat meat are a bit saltier, women who eat lots of junkfood taste like ham and immediately get kicked out for being fucking gross.

>>17732457
I love how they call it "Products" because they know no one should willingly ingest this swill

>>17730321
Being a vegan is inherently being a picky cunt

>>17728911
ring ring ring banana phone

>>17728911
>vegan
depends on the reason
>vegetarian
that's not a problem

>>17732510
What about their asshole

>>17732838
veganism arises from, or is a form of, all kinds of mental illnesses. For some it's an eating disorder like anorexia, and for others it's an eating disorder like those people who can only eat drywall. It's sometimes a neurosis like trump derangement syndrome: Basically an irrational and intense fear, anxiety, distress about stupid shit. It can also be a disorder of the empathy gland, causing it to fire uncontrollably on all cylinders in a nonsensical context. And lastly, in all cases, veganism is a form of self-harm.

For their own sake, vegans should be institutionalized. But for what they do to children and cats, vegans should be executed.