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I'm so jaded by freakmeat, beyond beef garbage being pushed on us that I tried an old school veggie burger and it was decent enough. Don't like soybeans though, I have bad gyno already.

>> No.17714160

>>17714143
Why not just eat real meat?

>> No.17714161

>>17714143
Oh if you haven't ever had one it was basically the hamburgers they served in US schools. May be better with two patties.

Post veggie burgers.

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>>17714143
Mommy Linda is here to protect and nourish. Take the Mommy Linda pill and all your problems will be fixed. Praise Queen Linda.

>> No.17714166

>>17714160
I meant that this new shit is so god damn weird that it made me curious what a literal vegetable-based burger was like instead of this "plant-based" beyond beef, hemoglobin filth. I eat regular burgers

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>>17714161
BETTER THAN THE REST.
Not even trying.
Why's it so easy to be the best! Yeah!

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>>17714143
Awwww poor op and his bitch tits. Should have stuck with mommy linda and maybe you'd get some bitches rather than looking like one!

>> No.17714181

>>17714177
fuck you asshole and your lumbo gruel

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>>17714161
BURGERS, CHICKEN BURGERS, WHATEVER YOU WANT! SHE GOT YAH HOOKED UP BIG TIME BROTHER!

>> No.17714189

>>17714160
friend of mine is vegan so he eats this kind of shit sometimes
he actually makes some really tasty shit

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>>17714181
PROSTRATE YOURSELF TO QUEEN LINDA AND YE SHALL BE FORGIVEN.

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>>17714171
i got some nutmeat mommy can have

>> No.17714205

>>17714198
Huh?

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>>17714205
mommy linda's patty is made of nutmeat, I have a 100% sustainable source of nutmeat protien i'd be happy to offer her. I got too much of the stuff.

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>>17714226
>>17714198
YOUR NUTMEAT IS OF INFERIOR QUALITY AND WOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED IN QUEEN LINDA'S SPECIALTY BLEND! NOW BOW BEDORE THE QUEEN!

>> No.17714387

>>17714143
>I have bad gyno already
How many IPA's do you consume in a week?

>> No.17714451

>>17714387
Honestly around 60.

>> No.17714785

Boca isn't even the old school veggie burger. I like the old school ones with the grains and vegetables pressed into a puck shape. They're delicious. BK even had'em and they were the only thing from that horrid, horrid place I legit enjoyed.
That said, I just put a leg of lamb in the oven so you know that I won't eat vegetarian food if it tastes like an unwashed asshole just for the sake of being meatless.

>>17714165
>>17714171
>>17714177
>>17714183
>>17714191
>>17714380
I won't support a cult. And Linda isn't a person, dummy. It's named after the town Loma Linda in California where an enormous portion of the population are members of the Adventist cult.