/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17700975
As long as you go in the oven with it

Passover what, the potatoes?

Sure. Have you made some Charoset to go with them?

>>17700981
That's not very nice.

>>17700981
Based.

*sent from my mobile device so the jannies cant do anything. If I get banned I just switch to wifi for a half hour and then when I switch back I have a new ip. Seethe more jannies.*

>>17700993
No, I might make some tomorrow.

I bought pre-made mole sauce at a local market and I am going to make cheese enchiladas with corn tortillas. I got cilantro and queso fresco and I made beef and chicken stocks and also tomato sauce for eggplant roll-ups.

pic is a previous year's attempt

>>17701005
jews are nice people

Brisket

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TutmnWa6dVo

>>17701022
I got a brisket raised locally that I have in my freezer to cook up this week!

Are you Ashkenazi? Despite being Jewish, I will eat nothing prepared by Ashkenazi hands, sorry. I don't think Ashkenazim should be allowed anywhere near a kitchen.

>>17701042
Curb Your Enthusiasm

>>17701081
my mom is ethnically

um what is wrong exactly with being of ashkenazi descent?

>>17700975
>>>/pol/

>>17701182
Just that y'all can't cook, is all. Lovely people, but your cuisine is shit.

>>17700975
Yes i would. How many ingredients is it?

>>17701022
This recipe basically confirms that Andrew is a Jew, right?

>>17700975
whats the recipie

No, egg tastes bad.

>>17701226
I can cook!

Honestly, middle-eastern food isn't my favorite - but variety is nice anyways and I make it sometimes.

>>17701233
ummmm a lot

00/pizza flour (mostly) + rye flour (a little), honey, stick o' butter, eggs (just in the wash), salt, msg, calcium propionate (preservative), sodium stearoyl lactyalate and glycerol monostearate (moisture)
should keep all 8 nights of passover!

>>17701256
there's only a little egg in the wash - no egg in the dough

OH and I forgot - I used buttermilk as the liquid for the matzo

>>17701006
Kot Matzot

>>17701316
he has a brother

Cover it in goat's blood because Imma make like jehova and give that a hard pass fr

>>17700981
kek

>>17701442
it's not funny

bump

bump

Chag pesach sameach
No I would not, it's yours :)

I haven't seen you post here in a while. Seeing /out/ jannies auto delete every post you make for ban evasion has been most amusing.

How much msg did you add to compensate for you lack of cooking ability?

>No I would not, it's yours :)

wat

does anyone know of any nice jewish girls i could marry?

>>17700975
i dont eat egg. and dont call me matzo.

>>17702298
>wat
It's ancient yiddish, look it up

>>17702407
No.. it was a joke..

I made my grandma's matzah ball soup two hours ago. I even crushed the matzah myself by putting them in a ziplock bag and jumping violently on it (yummy microplastics!!!).
>>17702391
define "could".

>>17701011
Yeah cause that attitude has always worked out well.

Is this why they always get wrecked wherever they go?

>>17700975
I never had matzo but I'm matzo-curious. How do I get into it, do i need matzo meal or something? I've never seen it in any store (I live in a jewless country).

>>17702565
>I live in a jewless country
Consider yourself blessed, you don't want them anywhere near you or your kids particularly during passover. jews murder Christian babies to drink their blood for their bloody passover which they sometimes mix with the matzo, look up Saint Simon of Trent or watch vid related.
https://odysee.com/@UltimateTruth:1/Jewish-Ritual-Murder-(the-full-original-banned-documentary):0

>>17702483
>>17701271
>>17701006
You aren't welcome here. You steal everything, from culture, to religion, to food.
BEGONE THIEF.

Are these "jooz bad" posters even sentient? They're not much more clever than bots.
Speaking of religion stealing, Judaism is the oldest Abrahamic religion. If you want to talk about stealing culture and religion, pic related is the worst offender. Fucker hallucinated in a cave and used it as an excuse to rape and murder all around the Mediterranean.
Also, please stop pretending to be a Christian, Mahmoud.

>>17704239
muslims are indeed religion stealers, some Catholic theologians like Saint Thomas Aquinas even consider them Christian heretics with how much the mohamadans stole from Christianity to base their false religion on.
Additionally judaism is a dead religion because it was fulfilled by Jesus Christ and proven to be fulfilled when the temple was destroyed. Julian the apostate even tried to rebuild it to discredit the Christians but God destroyed it and it was never rebuilt. The "jews" of today do not follow judaism they follow the talmud and the kabbalah, they are not even genetically related to the "jews" of the old testament they merely usurped that title as they are khazars from the 8th-10th century. They are devious and subversive people claiming a history that is not theirs but of the Christians who continue the old testament through the new testament. Please watch this video https://www.bitchute.com/video/czdjuJKABseQ/

Please take this to /pol/. I'm not watching any of your schizo bullshit.

>>17702530
they got wrecked for the same reason black people assault asians in america, except niggers don't have the power to expel asians from america. lagging majority group is jelly of successful minority with strange customs, then some opportunist makes up all sorts of false claims about why the successful group is evil and why the loser group shouldn't have to change. opportunist drives losers to push out group with higher GDP culture. losers wonder why GDP suffers. it's literally a population wide expression of "mad bc bad"

>>17702530
No its quite literally because they murder children to drink their blood vid related here >>17702771 its not the first time they do and its not the last
>>17704551
>false claims
jews readily admit it and the proof is in the video already posted in this thread here >>17702771

>>17701271
>I CAN COOK
>shoah'd the falafel
OY

>>17704635
I did not shoah the falafels!

I guess I should freeze them before frying next time doe...