/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17696649
who wants to know, you 5-0?

>>17696652

nah senpai. just want to know. i see mostly women in their mid 40s do it

No its gross and vile. My uncle would do it all the time and laugh thinking it was funny. Once he ate a whole box of snacks and had the cashier ring it up and throw it away for him. He was gross.

>>17696649
Taking a sample is a bad example.

>>17696666

nice quads. sorry about your shitty uncle. what snacks did he eat?

>>17696664
ive eaten a pound or two if roast beef from the deli section while shopping, if I have to check myself out then I'm going to be compensated

>>17696669

unless you're at costco lmao!

>>17696670
The whole box of these cinnamon roll snacks but anything really, he would open 2 liter sodas and drink from them, little debbie snacks, apples, bananas, grapes, he would just graze.

>>17696687

what the fuck. do you still talk to your uncle?

>>17696649
Yes I sometimes grab a bag of chips and snack on them while I'm shopping. Then I just discard the bag in the back of a shelf

>>17696703

that is kind of rude

>>17696711
It was 90% air anyway

>>17696699
Nah. Much better without that in my life.

>>17696649
i dont open shit like the guy in picrel but sometimes i take a cheeky cashew or something from the pick and mix, its just my little secret

>>17696687
>>17696717
he sounds based and you sound like a skinny wrist fag

>>17696666
Thanks for this post. I'm always looking out for new ways to be an asshole, and this one's great.

>>17697113
Be careful. You might end up having eternal life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9fpMSTw2KA

>>17696687
your uncle is fucking based af
>>17697122
absolutely this

>>17696649
I once got a soda from the deli section, drank it but still paid for it. The cashier was confused as to why she was ringing up an empty cup.

>>17696649
I used to eat apples at the apple orchard while picking apples. It was easier to get away with that in the 90s

Honeycrisp fucking sucks. It's a very low tier apple for me. No, I wasn't picking unripe apples. They don't allow picking your own Honeycrisp. Red Delicious is better.

>>17696664
Then hit this motherfucker then

>>17696649
No I'm not retarded fatass that can't bear to wait 5 minutes to eat junk food I haven't even paid for yet.

I used to work early morning shift backroom at Target.
I used to regularly get mac and cheese and monster around 6am. Eat it, drink it, and then wait for the cash registers to open so that I could pay for them properly once the store opened.
I got written up for it at some point, because they accused me of stealing the food that I properly waited to pay for.

I quit shortly after that.
Now, I buy expensive boxed goods from Target, like headphones..
I intentionally break them.
Re-package them.
Then return them for full price.
There is no more satisfying feeling in the world than feeling plastic snap and knowing it comes at no cost to me.

They've never caught on. I can safely say I've made my money back from the amount of time I worked there.
Fuck Target.

>>17697255
Just this morning I was about to buy a gfuel before my 8am shift at Target and forgot the registers wouldn't be open. I'll have to break some headphones I guess.

I watched the guy behind the deli counter hand a meat sample to a hamplanet of a woman the other day and I nearly puked. He handed it to her on a toothpick and she just fingered it off the tooghpick and rammed it into her mouth, I'm pretty sure she even sucked her fingers a little bit.

It was the grossest thing I've seen in a while and I feel so bad for the dude behind the counter having to dish out "samples" to these beasts over and over again, I'm sure they would freak the fuck out and go full entitled karen if he were to simply say no.

who has the webm of that guy just slurping soup from the ladle at the self-serve

>>17697419
ahh yes pirating soup.webm

Yeah, one time it was stupid and hilarious. Story time.
>Me and half dozen friends making beer run
>Already drunk but almost 2am so last chance to buy more alcohol
>Friends are taking forever to get their liquor and snacks
>By now the Reeces peanut butter cups I grabbed are getting melty in my hand, decide to eat them
>Absent mindedly throw wrapper away and forget about them
>Pay for groceries, leave
>Manager and security chase me down and prevent me from going to my car
>Remember the Reeses, apologize and give them $1 to cover it
>He refuses, drags me back inside to wait for police
>Police? WTF?!
>Cop shows up, manager explains situation and the cop just laughs
>You called me out here over a $.50 theft which he offered to pay for?
>Proceeds to chew out the manager for wasting his time
>Tells me I'm free to go
>Still never paid for the candy

I had a nightmare about this once.

>Visiting a japanese supermarket
>Eating a bag of chips in line while I'm waiting to pay
>Realize that I forgot my wallet in my car
>Cashier is trying to talk to me but I have no clue what he's saying
>I'm trying my hardest to convey that I'll be back in just a moment to pay for it
>He doesn't understand
>People behind me are getting impatient
>Can't return the chips because I already ate them
>Can't leave the store or I'd get accused of stealing
>Can't explain myself because I don't know what they're saying
You know that sense of panic from the time your mom left you in line at the grocery store to pick up one more item, and she didn't make it back before it was your turn to pay?
It was like that, but cranked up to 11.

I woke up screaming.

>>17697238
wherever I am, I must stuff my face

>>17699123
That wouldn't have happened if you weren't white

I've worked at a cashier before, and having people come by with half-eaten bags was a regular occurrence. Especially with young kids.
I've absolutely never given a fuck.

It takes absolutely no effort on my part. I had a hand-held scanner. All I have to do is hold it up to whatever you're eating. I don't even have to touch it. It's that fucking simple.
No clue why anyone thought I gave a shit, or why anyone thinks this is a big deal.

>>17696666
>Once he ate a whole box of snacks and had the cashier ring it up and throw it away for him.
I don't see the problem.
That's not as unusual as you think it is.

>>17699165
If this ever happens in real life just put the bag of chips on the counter and tell the jap cashier "itadakimasu", bow then leave. I've been told this works.

>>17699165
>tranime reaction image

>>17699270
Welcome to 4chan

I drink drinks but opening food is weird

>>17697255
This is definitely autism.

>>17699210
>police officer acts reasonably when making a judgement
>”it wouldn’t have happened if you weren’t white!!!!”
More like it happened because he wasn’t in some zogged democrat shithole where the cops charge you for as many crimes as humanly possible because the state is bleeding money doling out unemployment and free benefits to niggers that aren’t working

sometimes i'll order ham from the deli (thin sliced) and bring it into the bathroom with me. i'll sit on the toilet and play phone games while eating it over the course of 20 or 30 minutes. i flush the bag it comes in and boom, done, free lunch

>>17696649
Disgusting behaviour, I'd rather just steal

>>17699433
Kek

>>17699402
No clue why you'd think that.
Target is terrible to work for. It was a constant series of business
-violations-propped-up-by-loopholes, and I only put up with it because I was young and desperate for money.
I'm not a neet. I actually enjoy working and love my current job. But that was hands down the worst place I've ever worked for in my entire life.

>>17699433
>flush the bag
you filthy animal,otherwise based af

No but if I did I'd pay for what I ate at the checkout

>>17696649
No, and I don't like it when people do it, it's just so uncouth. I make and exception for kids, however.

>>17696671
>have to
You made a choice. Everything you did was voluntary, nobody made you do anything

where is the boomer drinking soup webm

>>17696649
No, but once in high school I in true autist fashion opened and started eating a bag of potato chips a girlfriend and I were bringing to a party. I honestly at the time didnt understand why my girlfriend got upset at me and wouldnt let me bring in the no opened bag of chips to the party.

>>17697122
This

Also how do I make my wrists bigger??

>>17700072
This is very nice thank you for sharing

my grandma would do this. only ended up food shopping w/her a few times but always thought it was strange

I eat some of the grapes out of the bag before buying them.

>>17699165
>You know that sense of panic from the time your mom left you in line at the grocery store to pick up one more item, and she didn't make it back before it was your turn to pay?
Literally the worst feeling on earth

>>17697152
>>17697122
>dude acting like an unpleasant retard is BASED because I have lived a very unassertive and risk-averse life and have grown into a meek adult. I now compensate by living vicariously through made up tales of unpleasant retards told on the internet

>>17696649
I seen blacks do it all the time I dunno why they do it. It annoying when its fruit like grapes when you weight it the price is going to go down

>>17697184
I have never had a pick your own place tell me to stop eating the fruit. My cheap dad would take us apple picking every week for this reason

>>17696666
>>17696649
Eat food while walking to the checkout
Walk like a bad ass
Laugh loudly and belch
Get to the self check out key in the touch food prices with crusty covered cheetos fingers
Find out I forgot to bring my wallet
Get cops called on me
Cops show up and try to cuff me
What I do what I do keep repeating the sam thing and fighting back and resist rather then get cuffed and reason with them
They want there money
Tell them I can give the product back to them
Take pants off and shit bricks hand over poop as

and get in trouble for

>>17696649
No and I think it's a classless thing to do. One exception is a diabetic and maybe the need sugar so then I would allow it but otherwise you're trash if you do this

>>17697255
based. wagies are scum. every now and then i pop into woolies and flog tons of shit and fill up an entire shopping cart with 15kg watermelons and just leave it there.

>between stops at work
>go to 7-eleven to buy gatorade
>only one person ahead of me in line, middle aged black guy
>cashier is a woman, I think middle eastern
>buying a shit-ton of lotto tickets
>also looks like he can't afford to be wasting money on lotto tickets
>this shit takes FOREVER
>then he asks to buy some scratch-offs too
>this is when I lose my patience and open the drink and start drinking it because im thirsty as fuck
>eventually the guy gives a 20 to the cashier and starts to walk toward the door
>she runs it through a machine and says the machine didn't accept it (I assume because it's counterfeit)
>he doesn't seem to hear her, so she has to repeat it
>he returns the tickets and then asks if she could do him a favor and run the 20 through the machine again
>she's like wtf no
>he says he wants her to run it through again so he can remember where he got it from, which makes literally no sense
>based cashier loses patience and goes "sir it's not my problem!"
>turns to me, I pay for my half-drank drink, and leave

>>17701355
Based NMP cashier

>>17700633
>projecting

>>17697184
Red Delicious is terrible. "Red Delicious apples. at least they got the red part right."

>>17697207
DUDE

>>17699210
Right, he wouldn't have had the dollar if he wasn't

>>17696649
Is this a porn screenshot because that dude looks like a porn actor and I'd very much like to see more of the dollar store Kate from Lost on the left there.

>>17697255
How do you make money back from breaking headphones lol?

>>17696664
>i see mostly women in their mid 40s do it

back before people habitually shoplifted they would encourage people to grab a coke or a snack or even a juice box if their kid was screaming and just pay for it at front.

It was also socially acceptable to taste test things like grapes and you get the stink eye for that today.

>>17700107
Tie a rope around a broomstick and a weight. Also deadlifts or pull ups

>>17701355
Should haved Floyded his black ass

>>17701744
Who the fuck needs to taste test grapes, they aren't selling fucking Piones at Kroger. White, red, black, pick one and get on with it, they're $1.99/lb

>>17696649
Not with food, but I've gotten a water or a soda from the refrigerators near the self checkout and started to drink them while waiting in line, it's not a big deal as long as you pay for it in the end.

>>17701759
you never had a sour grape bro? it's literally an expression.

>>17701747
That won't make your wrists bigger.
It'll increase your wrist strength, but not the wrists themselves.

>>17697140
based misfits poster

I work at a discount store and if someone's going to pay or it anyways I don't mind. I routinely open things and buy 10 of them if they're good because I like to enjoy good things and I like to give them to the good people I know. Why would I give them shit?

>>17696649
My grandmother and mother did it once or twice but I always hated it.

>>17702234
Why? Did they not pay for it after?

>>17696666
So? Why do you care so much?

>>17696649
No not yet. I might shoplift at one point in the future though hmmmm

ONCE when I was like 8 years old, my babby sittter took me and her son grocery shopping, and we got donuts from the bakery and we ate them in the store.

It felt deeply wrong, as I knew she didn't even pay for it, over an 89 cent donut. It's a ghetto white woman thing to snack in the store.

The only time it's ok is if the store is offering samples, or if you're like really thirsty and open the drink and take it up front.

If u did it at a walmart I couldn't give a fuck, but I only shop at local grocery stores only.

>>17697255
based

>>17699937
You people are so pretentious….

>>17701355
I thought this was gonna turn into you just telling the George Floyd story

>>17696649
i ate a creme egg in tesco's as a child

>>17701744
>>17702300
>>17700673
>>17699937
>>17699438
>>17696666
What’s with this strange mindset that it’s “low class” to do this? Very silly . You people sound like you got psyoped or something

>>17702334
>Having a normal moral standing
>psyoped

there's always an exception, but the people who have done this are typically trashy. there's a difference between low class and trashy.

>>17696649
No, I'm not a fat fuck who can't exist 10 minutes without snacking.

>>17697412
but you're allowed to get samples

>>17699165
>>Can't explain myself because I don't know what they're saying
I live in Japan and was going to open a drink in a supermarket because I was super thirsty. I do it all the time in America. My wife stopped me, saying it's illegal.

Later, I googled it and found a story of a Thai guy going to prison for doing the exact same thing. Lesson is don't open anything in Japan until you pay for it.

>>17701584
>dude APA psychology is valid
good to know you support transwomen. I always knew /ck/ was /our board/

>>17701744
>It was also socially acceptable to taste test things like grapes
my grandmother (rip) used to do this, was amazed that it was considered normal in her day. I imagine they discourage it now because nobody would buy the shitty grapes they sell these days if they could test them first lol

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god I want to fuck her so fucking bad.
god she's so fucking beautiful. she's making my cock leak precum right now. FUCK

>>17702475
just go up and talk to her

>>17702486
This. Just be yourself. Not sure what to say? Try "hello"

>>17702475
I dont blame you anon but wtf

>>17702334
Nonchalant display of theft and gluttony

>>17696649
The one on the left is cute, I wish more tranners went for this aesthetic. Not quite tomboy but not bimbo either. A perfect middle ground.

>>17696649
no

>>17703620
>>17703547
>>17696649
Walk into store see the chocolate bar days 10 percent free. Open chocolate bar take a bite close it leave it. Walk out store owner stops you show them the chocolate bar says 10 percent free. Store owner calls cops. Explain to them the chocolate bars says 10 percent off. Get arrested get sent to court. Explain to the court the chocolate bar says 10 percent off. So they let you go and you sue the shop owner and cop for wrong ful arrest and for hurting you


Problem?

>>17702475
/thread

>>17697419
>>17697582
>>17700055
where is it
are webms not allowed anymore?
this thread is terrorism without the webm

>>17699165
>leave empty bag plus phone/other valuable you're bound to come back for
>show carkeys
>???
>profit
That's a fucking nobrainer.

>>17705513
You realize this was a dream, right?

Yeah, I eat half the seafood salad or most of it and walk around before weighing and printing reciept sticker.

>>17703928
this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWtQW8vAslc

I’ve stolen food every time I’ve been to the grocery store or corner store since I was 12. It’s probably way beyond 10,000 dollars worth at this point.

>>17705762
So it's even easier. You just dream up a large breasted succubus with cute feet to fly in and drop a bag of gold on the cashier before cradling you in her arms and flying you to a whiskey volcano.

>>17702337
The difference you wasted money and I didn’t. I can eat for free with no consequences and you can’t. Keep pretending you’re morally superior for being a fucking idiot tho. I bet you give the “homeless” on street corners money too hahahaha

>>17706193
>no consequences

Yet you feel the need to defend it. You have think really hard here to get it you trashy fuck.

>>17706197
You feel the need to defend your choices. Does that mean you’re guilty too? You sound like a fucking loser getting mad about free food. Keep it up, I’m having fun.

>>17706215
I'm not the same poster moron.

>>17706171
Do this.

>>17706227
Lmao whatever faggot. Keep your fucking mouth shut next time before I shove my cock in it.

>>17696649
What is this from? I can almost recognize these people.

>>17696649
I’m not a *bleep* so no. I have the impulse control and self awareness to not need to scarf down food while shopping

>>17702430
>projecting even harder

>>17706802
That is a stock photo by Noel Hendrickson. He's really good and capturing characters who are just memorable enough to stick in your brain but not distinct enough for you to assign a feeling or emotion to them. He's a very popular photographer.

>>17697419
>>17697582
>>17700055
>>17704603

>>17696649
yen and geralt stare daggers at lambert as he displays his brazen disregard for social norms as ciri from the back pretends to avert her eyes

>>17706999
absolute, unrivalled chad

>>17706865
when you're in white neighborhoods you'll find white trash who put their cabbage onto a dry shelf because they bought macaroni instead.
when you're in negro neighborhoods you'll find the entire store is trashed, understocked because it employs the same negroes, product ripped open and damaged, parts missing from things since they were used once and returned so they could shave once and then buy weed with the same money, opened food bags discarded in the apparel sections, selfie cameras on checkouts, and a staff that treats you by default like you're stealing because in their neighborhood by default you are.

>>17696649
>123 replies

>>17707875
>124 replies

>>17706999
thanks

he ladled up some comfort all right

>>17706870
>Weimar Jewish psychologist's theory
kek

>>17708131
Projecting then deflecting. A master avoidant at work.

>>17708144
>Weimar Jewish psychologist's theory
kek

>>17699221
>I don't see the problem
yeah no shit, you can't see your feet either

>>17696649
No because I'm not a thief

https://youtu.be/qswibjiPLcM

why is it legal to eat supermarket food when you're a kid but illegal when you're an adult?

>>17708739
It isn't. Society is just more overbearing when it's kids, because stuffing your screaming brats face serves a greater good.

>>17708186
No, it's just that I've worked as a cashier.
Look, I've got plenty of bags next to me in my lane. Most of them are for packing your groceries. But at least one of them lines a trash can.
When you hand me an empty box of cheezits, as far as I'm concerned, I'm just placing it in in a different bag.
As long as you let me scan it, it's not my problem. Frankly, I'm more pissed off when you buy wine or jarred goods because that actually requires more effort to package.

Damn right and I do it again

>>17700633
Bitch it's not who gonna let you it who gonna stop you

>>17696649
No. I worked at a grocery store and would find pistachio shells everywhere, chicken bones, half eaten donuts. God I hate fat people

>>17696649
Only cunts and black people do that kind of shit.

>>17708857
>chicken bones
Fuckin hell
that's gotta be a barometer for how ghetto your grocery store is - the amount of chicken bones you see discarded in places

>>17701729
Free rental

>>17703928
yeah can you prove that you took no more than 10%. and that by doing so you left the rest of the bar intact enough to sell as new?

if you took a milligram over ten percent or if you have spoiled any chocolate by opening the package then you have committed thievery mr. jew and are guilty.

>>17696649
my asian ex started doing this with a bag of chips or something when we visited japan. a japanese incel guy was literally following us around the store angrily eyeing her, assuming she was stealing or something. it was p crazy.

>>17702292
litreally this lmao. like imagine being a wagie cuck making minimum wage and giving a single fuck about customers "ripping off" the person who is stealing your time for the lowest money they can legally give you. lol whenever i worked any kinda food/service job i would give people massive helpings of whatever. i guess im just not a faggot lmao

captcha: SMD TJ

>>17696649
exactly once and it was a local liquor store. I hadn't drank water in a few days because of depression and work and when i got my first day off and nearly passed out so i walked in handed the cashier my card and just starting chugging a bottle of pedialyte ate a bag of lay's flamin hot potato chips and cried. Then i paid and quit that job and now I work in esports and my life couldn't be more average which i'm fuckin cool with.

>>17696649
I love being a fuckwit and doing this shit blatantly or not scanning stuff at the checkout. Fuck large stores it's free

>>17711065
How stupid are you that you thought the anon he was responding to was writing from the perspective of a cashier?

I let my toddler do it he eats a box of berries everytime we go I always pay for it idgaf I'm paying good money for organic groceries I'm going to eat them whenever the fuck I want.

>>17696649
Of course. Who doesn't?

>>17696649
no i'm not subhuman

>>17696649
I walk in and grab a donut from the bakery and eat it as I shop, I always scan the empty bag it came in and pay for it though, sometimes I'll open the jug of milk that I'm gonna buy and take a swig

Wait, there's people who *pay* for the grocery snacks you find and eat while shopping and not just the stuff you bring to checkout? Why?

>>17699165
Cute poster
This is my first post on /ck/

Yeah sometimes a bottle of water in summer

>>17696671

>>17712488
Because society functions better when you don't have to hide a bag of Cheetos behind bullet proof glass.

>>17696649
I've only ever seen niggers, sandniggers and lowest of the low white trash do it. I guess it gives them a sense of empowerment

>>17696649
Yeah i went through a phase where i would walk around drinking an iced coffee and just put the empty carton on a random shelf
im going to start doing that again the way food prices are

>>17696649
When I was a kid (like 5), yes. I haven't since then since I never feel that desperately hungry, but even if I were I think I'd be too embarrassed as an adult

>>17711094
>and just starting chugging a bottle of pedialyte ate a bag of lay's flamin hot potato chips and cried.
post tits