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Choose you're favorite one (1) donut and what it describes about your sexual identity.

>> No.17698168

>>17698161
>no bavarian cream
Shit chart.

>> No.17698172

>>17698161
Chocolate sprinkle; non-existent.

>> No.17698198

>>17698161
Thank you for this image.
I usually get the custard-filled maple bar from Casey's. Do with that info what you will.

>> No.17698214
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>>17698161
Id go for the Boston cream, though im partial to lemon meringue donuts

>> No.17698219

>>17698214
glad to know

>> No.17698226

>>17698161
Glazed old, super straight

>> No.17698229

>>17698226
excellent choice sir

>> No.17698231
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17698231

Here we have the honeymooner, and it's called that because you have to eat the cherry to get the to the cream. It's my favorite.

>> No.17698233

Glazed, vanilla as fuck

>> No.17698237

>>17698161
Raised glazed from Krispy Kreme

>> No.17698276

>>17698198
>custard-filled
I guess from the looks of it I meant Boston cream filled, but we usually just call it custard.

>> No.17698278

>>17698161
for me, it’s one blueberry and one choco-old. Cold brew, black, as well.

>> No.17698303

custard filled chocolate iced > jelly filled powdered > apple fritter > everything else

>> No.17698332

>>17698161
>no nuts
Shit chart.

>>17698226
And to drink?

>>17698231
Clever.

>> No.17698364

>>17698161
Why on earth is there no french crawler in that picture?

>> No.17698383
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17698383

I am asexual. My libido is so low that I do not desire sexual intercourse. I still want romance and affection, but cuddling is my highest form of physical affection. The only girlfriend I ever had dumped me shortly after the first and only time we tried sex, because she rapidly lost interest in me after I failed to perform well.

My favorite donut is the plain old donut.

>> No.17698387

>>17698383
Good choice. We call these old fashioned or sour cream dunkers where I come from

>> No.17698644

Glazed or glazed twist or tiger tail. Bear claw if I'm feeling particularly fat that day.

>> No.17698653

>>17698161
Boston Cream, then after that it's the apple fritter. I don't think it says anything about my sexuality, though of course it is filled with cream, meaning it's ripe for innuendo.

I think I'm gay, I dunno. Maybe bi. Definitely a bottom.

>> No.17698662

>>17698161
boston creme is superior to any other donut

>> No.17698683

For me its jelly-filled

>> No.17698686

>>17698383
Get your test level checked out

>> No.17698694

>>17698161
Plain cake. I'm a simple man.

>> No.17698698

>>17698683
Also I'm celibate

>> No.17698762
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17698762

for me, it's canadian maple. It's like a boston cream but with maple instead of chocolate

>> No.17698777

probably sugar donut

>> No.17698796
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For me it's the "Persian" donut

>> No.17698808

>>17698161
Boston Creme

>> No.17698874

Glazed Buttermilk, crunchy then soft, the real texture for a real man.

Every guy I know who prefers a cream filled donut is ALWAYS overcompensating for something, usually blue collar types who scream let's go brandon and drive gay trucks.

>> No.17698922
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>No eclairs, no beignets
Dog SHIT chart.


>>17698168
The first post is the best post, as always.

>> No.17699118

>>17698874
you literally just made that up

>>17698922
Eclairs are not donuts. Beignets arguably are, but not eclairs. Donuts must be fried.

>> No.17699136

Bear Claw. Hard, deep, and will rearrange the guts.

>> No.17699205

>>17699118
Cake donuts aren't fried, are they?

>> No.17699268

>>17699118
If shit like Boston Creme and chocolate bar is on there, then why wouldn't an eclair be? It's the same fucking thing, just with Bavarian creme.

>> No.17699305

>>17699205
They're fried. Donuts are leavened, fried dough. In the case of yeast donuts, the leavening is yeast, and for cake donuts, it's baking soda or powder.

>>17699268
Choux pastry has no leavening, and is not fried (in the case of Eclairs). Eclairs are not donuts at all. Just because it is a custard filled pastry with chocolate does not make it the same thing as a boston creme donut.

>> No.17699322

Of the items in the chart, I prefer cinnamon rolls, but they aren't, in my view, donuts.
Among the donuts I would go for the "glazed old".

I'm not a great believer in "sexual identity".

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17699360

>>17698161
>>17698214
>>17698383
>>17698662
>>17698777
>>17698796
>>17698874
>>17699118
>>17699205
>>17699305
>>17699322

>> No.17699365

>>17699360
Dumb prescriptivist.

>> No.17699373

>>17698161
Boston Cream
I'm lonely

>> No.17699403

>>17698161
Eclair and original glaze

>> No.17699455

>>17699305
But cake donuts are hot garbage in comparison to yeast and furthermore, aren't they made with a batter and not a dough?

>> No.17699471

>>17698161
For me it's lemon filled, I really love the taste of lemon.
My obsessive fetish is watching women piss, I don't even watch normal porn.
My favorite color is also yellow.
My life is a meme.

>> No.17699476

>>17699471
Oh yeah and I even love apple juice
Meme life

>> No.17699495

>>17698161
Is this a picture of the average American breakfast?

>> No.17699503

>>17699476
Do you like apple cider as well? Or are you only mellow with yellow, and you don't like to go to brown town?

>> No.17699561

>>17699503
I love cider more than almost anything but I'm not into scat. I wish I had some fresh cider right now.

>> No.17700119

>>17699561
The scat pill is the ultimate fetish.
I've progressed from female to mature to mature transsexual scat. What's odd is scat doesn't taste anything like it smells, it's actually quite bitter.
The first time I had a mature blonde transwoman use my mouth as her toilet I ejaculated involuntarily.
Something about the amount of effort it took her to get breast implants, put on her make up, train her voice, maintain an erection and then all of that just to treat me like her toilet is mind bendingly hot.
I'm probably mentally ill but ce la vie.

/Blog

>> No.17700287

Glazed raised
Chocolate bar
Cinnamon twist
Lemon filled
Straight white male with a fetish for big tittie MILFs.

>> No.17700304

>>17698161
>no honey crueler
Whats the point that's the only doughnut I really like. I'm a gay dude into big muscle/beef/fat so and honey has a kinda meaty smell, so theirs that.

>> No.17700308

>>17698161
I've never had one, are they good?

>> No.17700310

>>17698161
Big apple fritter
I'm in a committed heterosexual relationship with a good sex life but I secretly want to fuck the shit out of sonic the hedgehog

>> No.17700317

>>17698161
Crumb cake
Mostly straight but i regularly cheated on my college gfs with a korean crossdresser

>> No.17700332
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>>17698161
>Choose you're favorite one (1) donut

Pączki

>and what it describes about your sexual identity.

Girth > length

>> No.17700344
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17700344

>>17698161

Missionary position, with the lights off, solely for procreation.

>> No.17700356

>>17698161
>no crueller
Shit fucking chart

>> No.17700370

>>17698161
Blueberry, small apple fritter, and I've never had one before, but go ahead and give me one of those chocolate devil food cake doughnuts.

>> No.17700395

>>17698226
this man fucks

>> No.17700412
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17700412

>>17698161
>raised donut filled with maple bar frosting

>> No.17700416

>>17700119
>tranny chasing
Scat is one thing but that's just too far

>> No.17700436

>>17698161

Blueberry cake donut for me!

>> No.17700547

>>17699305
I think in the southern US, we make donuts like the chocolate bars in the pic and fill them with Bavarian creme and just call the eclairs. I'm honestly don't know if they're actual 'eclairs' or not.

>> No.17700551

>>17700344
Horse.

>> No.17701853
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17701853

How do you forget the kino that is the GLAZED PEANUT

>> No.17701863

>>17698161
>chocolate bar
It's a fuckin longjohn ya reprobate

>> No.17701877

>>17698161
Did these motherfuckers just hear the term "bear claw" and decide to freestyle make what they thought it would be? Because that is not even close to a bear claw.

>> No.17702096
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17702096

>>17698161
i like to mix and match

>> No.17702106

>>17698161
top 3
raspberry powder
plain donut
maple bar

>> No.17702160

>>17698161
Apple fritter big or small
I'm not interested in sex, only porn and sometimes I jerk off in front of a mirror

>> No.17702179

>>17698161
Boston cream, I love getting cummed in

>> No.17702189

Big apple fritter. That I am chad.

>> No.17702577

>>17698161
>maple bar
Idfk, it's just a donut

>> No.17702597

>>17699118
Your shitty chart has cinnamon rolls listed as donuts

>> No.17702605

I like the abortion donut from voodoo donuts.

>> No.17702937

>>17698161
My favorite is the boston cream, though it'd probably be >>17698762 if I ever had one.

I've got a pregnancy fetish. I like my ladies the same way I like my donuts, filled up.

>> No.17702944

>>17698161
A bag of the mini plain cakes you can buy at fairs, freshly deep-fried.
My boyfriend buys them for me all the time.

>> No.17702957

>>17698161
Raspberry powder.
I'm a troubled man

>> No.17703110

Boston cream, idk how to use condoms

>> No.17703141

>>17698161
Fuck, I love Donuts so much bros. I am not a big fan of jam filled Donuts, but fuck me, anything cream filled or simple chocolate Donuts are my Kryptonite.