/ck/ - Food & Cooking

are you american op?

Get on my level

>>17696682
there's no way people really eat these enough to rank them. i refuse to believe it. i haven't had a single thing on the list.

>>17696682
Gross. Very gross.
I refuse to eat anything in that image.

>>17696682
>fudge rounds great
>star crunch no
Imagine having opinions this bad. My goodness OP

post link

>>17696682
Yeah, I'll call the psych ward to tell that OP escaped once again. Such an abhorrent taste

Star Crunches are the shit you fucking plebian

>>17696802
>nooo people can't enjoy things i don't like NOOOO
stfu queer

>>17696764
Did you not have a childhood?

>>17696682
Outstanding taste, can agree with everything other than the Oatmeal Creme Pies and Fudge Rounds on the grounds that they looked gross so I've never had them before. Now I've gotta see if they're really as good as you say.

>>17696764
>SWEET IS FOR BB
Are you japanese?

>>17696764
>fig newtons for children

fat

>>17697182
Not him but I haven't had a fig newton since I was a child.

>>17696682
Mira la comida superior de la nación superior. Mis amigos americanos lo piden

>no zingers
Typical OP

>>17696682
>twinkies on top
Awful taste.

>>17696682
>Cherry pie at the bottom
We need to have a chat out behind the shed...I'll bring the nail bat.

>>17696682
move star crunches up a notch and i agree

>>17696682
imagine being such a fat fuck that you have an opinion on the tier list of various corn syrup processed carcinogenic crap

>>17697408
But why the duck mascot?

>>17698036
>he posted this on a chinese pixel sharing forum

>>17698139
Gansito is Spanish for a little goose. It's an old and famous mascot in Mexico.

>>17696682
>>17697408
LAS MERIENDAS MEXICANAS SON MEJORES

>he still eats pre-made sweets
>he doesn't personally bake his own sugary delicacies

Never gonna make it senpai. Pic related, made these last week, whole family ate like kings.

>>17696682
300lb take

>>17696682
>Twinkies are good I swear guys
Do you enjoy sucking dick
Because your taste buds seem really burnt out and useless

>>17697819
>>17698929
Twinkies are pretty good, I'd have them on top too.

>>17698856
Haven't had these since my manual labor days. They're pretty based, might have to get some again sometime.

>>17696682
>star crunch in anything other than elite
>instead he puts fucking twinkies
It is you that needs medical attention.

>>17697408
Mexican sweets are great barring the chili powder shit

nutty buddy is the only one worth

>>17696682
>zoomers will never know what it's like to eat all this before the soibean oil

why are little debby's pies so shit but JJ's pies are so fucking good?

also FUCK YOU star crunch is a fucking perfect snack and i'm mad every day that real confectioners don't make an upscale equivalent

>>17699688
what did they used to use, shortening? lard?

>>17699694
I dunno but the high fructose corn syrup added alone is a good dose of mercury

>>17699689
Varying degrees of freshness at the factory.
Protip: If you check photos/youtube or God-forbid enter one where you can smell it, you will never eat pre-packaged snack cakes again.

There's no FDA standard or expiry date on vegetable oil ingredients. It's "anything goes" territory.
And the best by date is basically just a matter of how much the manufacturer pays the FDA.

>>17697408
Why does that duck have the fbi symbol on his shirt?

>>17699741
You didn't see anything.

>>17696764
FPBP. Mutt thread.

>>17696764
What the fuck don't feed this shit to children

>>17697408
I grew up with these, they were sweeter from what I remember.

>>17696682
Absolutely horrendous list, please die

>>17699741
Holy shit, pizzagate reopened

>>17696682
Why would I need medical attention? I'm not the one with diabetes.

>>17696682
Cosmic Brownies and the Hostess Cupcakes are Elite for me
Sadly I haven't has either for years now

Star crunch and donut sticks are top tier

>>17696682
I agree with this, just replace eh and elite

>>17699830
Sometimes I forget I'm still in the time before people realized type 2 diabetes is actually mercury poisoning.
[goes back into time machine]

>>17696764
Correct.

>>17696682
I'm an Oatmeal Creampie supremacist

>>17696682
Devil Dogs are extremely underrated.

Although Honey Buns are god's gift to man for anyone who's been in prison.

>>17696682
>cup cakes in c
Sage

just fished this out of the cast iron pot
tallow deep fried layered cinnamon rolls enriched with iodine, substituting sugar with erythritol
it's got shittons of omega 3 and minimal omega 6

>>17696682
>Swiss cake rolls are "eh"
You're one dumb motherfucker.
>>17701662
>tallow
Good choice!

>>17696682
Hohos >>>>>>>>>> everything else
And nutty bars give me the shits for some reason

>>17696682
Move twinkies and especially fudge rounds to the bottom. Move zebra cakes closer to the top and the oatmeal cookies to the very top

>>17698858
>>17701662
You pretty much gotta start baking if you have any self-respect. I don't know how someone can look at the ingredients and see skim milk, soybean oil and other industrial waste and still eat it let alone buy it. I have no idea how it's legal for an ingredients list to have shit like "May contain one or more of the following:" or "Partially hydrogenated vegetable and/or animal shortening" so it's RNG what you're actually gonna get. A look at an ingredients list for prepackaged bakery goods is an increasingly intensifying nightmare over one's lifetime.

>>17696682
>no entenmann's prducts posted
Neck yourself.

>>17696682
i dont rank things.

>>17699075
that's a man.

>>17702436
>>>/biz/

>>17697408
straight out the freezer with a glass of milk

>>17696682
All of these are so disgusting, everytime I take I bite of one of these things I feel a little sick, not because it's sugary as shit, it's the god awful dough or whatever the fuck in these things, it sticks to your throat when you swallow it and I hate it I just want something light for breakfast like grapes why do people eat this for breakfast?

>>17702468
The sneed oils make the dough plastic-like, and the flour is all compressed and crumbly. The high fructose corn syrup also heavily depends on freshness because fungi love to eat mercury. The meme goes that Twinkies don't spoil, but the first thing to go bad will be the vegetable oil and you will taste it and you will feel immense disgust.

>>17701129
>Although Honey Buns are god's gift to man for anyone who's been in prison.
'cause you can make shitty wine by fermenting it?

>>17702485
Sneed oil. Because food wasn't contaminated enough with corn and $oy byproducts already!

>>17696682
>cherry pies
>shit tier
horrible taste, questionable morals and devoid of character

>>17696682
Biden dribbles while America burns

>>17696682
havent eaten any of this shit in 15 years
americans make fun of asians for eating cats and literally eat this chemical shit

>>17696954
I grew up in America, and maybe had a twinkie a few times, but always thought they were gross. Sno balls were pretty good but I would just eat the coconut and throw out the cake and frosting

>>17702669
I'm pretty sure if you wanted to gain as much weight as possible a combination of those hand held fruit pies and full fat ice cream would be the most efficient method. That being said, I dunno why everyone hates them, I think they are delicious. I had to stop eating them when I decided to stop being fat and start counting calories.

>>17696682
>swiss rolls in eh
Was an OK list until that

>>17699674
Funny, the only mexican sweets I like are the chili tamarind mango ones. I feel lime they screw up all baked goods and caramels, but I love the intense spicy sour stuff they do, its just so much better than American sour candies.

Wish I'd tried these as a kid. Never had anything on this list until I got a honey bun out of a vending machine like two years ago.

>>17702485
Sounds like somebody needs their prescription refilled!

>>17700670
>type 2 diabetes is actually mercury poisoning
It took all of 2 minutes on google to discover you have absolutely no clue what you are talking about. Stop pretending you're smart when you aren't.

>>17696682
Someone who thinks Twinkies are S-tier has no business telling others they have garbage taste.

>>17696764
nice

>>17696682
Fatass

>>17703880
oh no no no we got too cocky bros

>>17697360
fig newtons are a certified grandpa snack.

>>17697182
>>17704383
Fig newtons are for children because once you're an adult you learn how figs are made. When I was a kid I used to think all those crunchy bits in the fig Newton were seeds.

>>17704447
>he thinks fig newtons aren't just HFCS paste
kek

>>17696682
I'm with you, anon. I've had some of these things but even as a kid I never understood the appeal

Garbage fucking snacks.
For me it’s bedbugs

>>17704509
You can literally see the wasps in there, brother

>>17696682
Who cares. All of this is synthetic trash that doesn't even qualify as food. Go to a real baker

>>17705293
I see seeds, soybean oil and high fructose corn syrup. Even if a wasp was involved, it would be completely digested. Chickens eat worms, roaches and mice

>>17696682
Last time I had something on this list was, at minimum, 7 years ago. If I'm remembering correctly it was a snowball, and I fucking loved it.

It's all sugary garbage and your thread is garbage, how the fuck did you get internet hooked up in your double wide?

Snoballs tasted very boring. Just sugar, some cake batter amd cream.

You ever think about how your sense of taste is actually smell? Like, you can hold your nose and not taste much, or smell pizza while eating a slice of bread.

>>17696764
Imagine shit talking on a website made by an American, hosted in American servers, with mostly American posters and expecting to be taken seriously

>>17703779
>I grew up in America

No you didn't. This is a common larp for you foreigners to add legitimacy.

>>17699698
Yes let's trust abc disney news you fucking idiot.

>>17696764
Take the stick out of your ass you euro piece of shit

>>17696764
This. America might be good at some food but sweet food aren't one of those

I agree with everything except the positioning of snowballs and twinkies. Reverse those and you've got it.
Snoballs are king.

>>17696682
the obesity from this thread is palpable

>>17705714
Ten years ago, Renee Dufault retired early from her position at the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) after she was blocked from publishing her research findings about mercury in high fructose corn syrup (HFCS).
https://foodwhistleblower.org/fda-whistleblower-speaks-out-about-mercury-in-our-food/

High Fructose Corn Syrup, Mercury, and Autism
https://files.eric.ed.gov/fulltext/EJ1135692.pdf

Some foods and drinks rich in high-fructose corn syrup may contain detectable levels of mercury, a new report shows.
https://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/news/20090127/mercury-in-high-fructose-corn-syrup

Why is the FDA unwilling to study evidence of mercury in high-fructose corn syrup?
https://grist.org/article/sweetness-and-blight/

>>17704447
>fruits eat meat too omg wow this isn't like animals eating meat, it's a fruit guys. carnivorous plants i can't believe it

>>17696682
Disgusting.

This is top tier. All that awful American trash you posted is why your failing imperialist shithole is getting merced by China.

>>17705979
>sugar cookies with melted sugar sprinkled with sugar
do yuros really?

>>17704509
>fig newtons aren't just HFCS paste

Maybe in your shitty country foreigner

>>17705979
I’ve only had those on a plane but i was quite pleased with it

>>17705773
>foodwhistlerblower.org

/facepalm

>>17705979
>china

No one cares about those bugs.

>>17706016
It's an interview with a former FDA doctor, yes.

>>17706055
>It's an interview with a former fda doctor
>Source: foodwhistleblower.org

>>17706062
Other sites cover Dr. Renee Dufault as well. Enjoy.

>>17705711
I'm literally from Chicago, dumbass. I'm living in Joliet rn. And I stand by what I said here >>17703779

>>17696682
>twinkies at the top
>coffee cakes that high
>yodels and ho-hos above Swiss rolls
>star crunch that low
Holy shit nigger, get a grip. Your list fucking sucks

>>17705993
>doesnt even know what this is

oatmeal cream pies are ultimate based, everything else sucks. especially twinkies, those shits are for the birds

>>17706315
>feeding poison to birds
Do not do this.

>>17706329
i didn’t mean it literally, I mean like i do not enjoy it. relax bud

>>17696682
All are shit-tier except the wasp rolls.

>>17706329
>He doesn't soak bread in alka seltzer, feed it to the pigeons, and watch their stomach pop mid flight

What else do you do at the park?

>>17706873
>What else do you do at the park?
jerk off

>>17696682
>having a tier list for junk food
OP is one-hundred percent fatass, I guarantee it.

>>17696682
Only one of those I've had is a devil dog. Sucks being an American, we miss out on all the tasty snack foods.

>>17696682
unfair to StarCrunch.

Would you eat the forbidden Yodel?

>>17696764
FPBP

>>17699817
never closed afaik

>>17696682
>putting anything by Hostess above "eh"
I wish they stayed bankrupt.

>>17710570
Based Drake's enjoyer

>>17696764
Fpbp

I tallow fried another batch of parathas, ~40mg potassium iodide in each one

>>17696682
every woman I know fucking loves snoballs

>>17696764
>NO FUN ALLOWED

>>17696682
all looks disgusting even that i am fasting

>>17696764
Why are 17-year olds like this?

>>17711062
Literally made for chili verde.

>>17696791
I ordered this and it was shit

>>17696682
OCP S tier
Everything else in the garbage.

I deep fried another batch of cinnamon rolls, 40mg potassium iodide each

>>17696682
>kandy kakes that low
...

>>17696682
Twinkies taste like stale white bread filled with petroleum jelly.

>>17696802
you underestimate the power of fat people and their addiction to sugar, no matter how cheap and horrid a product it comes in

>>17696764
Ha, based

>>17705763
an entire thread of big guys

>>17701662
Nice

>>17696682
Do you fat fucks have absolutely no shame if you’re able to purchase these on a regular basis without getting embarrassed?

>>17696682
not cooking or food related

>>17705714
>>17706016
>>17706062
child