/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17678331
why is it always cheddar?

>>17678331
Why do you always post these? There hasn’t been a proper inspirational or educational cooking webm thread ever. Not once in years.

>>17678929
Good

>>17678331
Imagine waiting 52 hours to eat that shit lmao

>>17678860
Cheddar, bacon, nutella, all the primordial child taste ingredients

>>17678331

>>17679474
>Cheddar
>child taste
Is American 'cheddar' really that bad?

>>17678331
I was not prepared for the cheddar. I couldn't keep watching. Holy christ that's a big bird oooooooo that's a yuge orange fucking sharp edged square dildo

>>17678331
I hate how retarded they are with the Tabasco. If you need that much quantity especially get the bigger jar that has the removable top so you can just dump the fucker instead of shaking the fuck out of it for 20 minutes.

>>17680702
>This kills the gringo

a classic

>>17680821
thank you for posting this
i'm hungover as fuck and it's just oddly comforting to see

>>17680821

>>17680821
>>17680899
serious question: has it ever been confirmed where this was filmed?

>>17680909
yeah, india

>>17680944
interesting thank you friend i did not know that
now that you mention it, the awkward vaguely threatening sexually frustrated stare of the apprentice is quintessentially indian

>>17678929
The last one wasn't bad

>>17679480
No, but victims of autism often have a difficult time coping with the reality of subjectivity.

>>17678331
why do they move their hands like that?

>>17679475

>>17678929
2 more weeks and i will start flooding these threads with random fine dining webms that i put together myself

>>17682246
what the fuck is going on here man i can't TAKE this shit no more

>>17682338
I have to say, I'm not impressed by whatever this lady is eating

>>17682246
you know dad you could put a pan on the grill

>>17682319

>>17682360
If he put it in a pan, that wouldn't be grilling.
Dad only grills.

>>17682372
Source? I wanna hear the audio

>>17682381
always taste the food you make

>>17682338
CHEW YOUR FUCKING FOOD YOU ANIMAL JESUS LORD

I just love how none of these people think "hm, maybe I'll make this dish one or two times before I record myself making it, just to make sure I get it right"... Ever.

>>17682475
Half the people think what they end up with is right though. No amount of practice is going to save that.

>>17682484
Oh my.

>>17680909
>>17680899
>>17680877
Someone post the webM of the chick hatching out of an egg that a guy cracks into a hot pan

>>17682523
Damn that looks delicious.

>>17682246
Jack?

>>17682523
Fuck i want to devour that shit

>>17678860
Calling that velveeta shit cheddar in first place is a joke

>>17680516
Otherwise fine, but the whole spices should've been toasted dry, and the ground spices should've been added while sauteeing the onions
>>17682240
That's far too much meat glue for that use

>>17682898
Also it's very risky to use meat glue without mixing it into a liquid first. You really don't want to breathe in powder kicked up by pouring it and stirring it around. Hopefully she was wearing a mask.

>>17682903
Most of the time I see it lighltly dusted on the meat, not completely coated like that

>>17682338
Me when I'm high af and get the munchies

>>17682381
literally me

>>17682909
I mixed mine with water and brushed it on, it seemed safer than dusting it.

>>17682383
No wonder they're fat if they have extra sugar with their soda.

>>17680909
Mexico

>>17682338
> average /ck/ poster

>>17683208
I will buy two

>>17682383
But there is already 25 goddamn teaspoons of sugar in that can you stupid fat cunt.

>>17682383
That was only 4, though.
This fat pig is a master troll

>>17680821
How many boiled eggs does that mf eat?

>>17683208
I like the idea, but it's going to be filled with gunk very fast

>>17680877
the heat of the coffee melts the chocolate

>>17682319

>>17682372
Do Americans really use that much butter that they need tubs of it?

>>17683502
>absolutely haram

>>17682903
>You really don't want to breathe in powder
Jesus I'd never thought of that. That'd make a good murder weapon, for fiction I mean.

>>17683516
Perfectly halal. A true sword of Allah should've known.

>>17683349
Yeah you would need to hand wash it

>>17683349
>>17683536
I got given one as a gift, it does get a bit naff if you don't wash and dry it thoroughly. It's totally impractical of course, I just use it as a funny cheese board.

>>17683502
>>17683533
is this a thng? like a trend or something?

>>17683588
>she doesn't know /ourgal/

>>17683441
This is KaysCooking, an English national treasure.

>t.bong

>>17682240
anime meat can now be possible. this is a cash cow

>>17682382

Kay's Cooking

>>17683705
Oh this isn't so b-
>dips it in flour right next to a tray of beaten eggs

>>17683611
you're outing yourself as a newfag, this is a very recent thing on ck.

>>17680987
>victims of autism

lmao you're the real retard

>>17683782
Define "very recent".

>>17680821
how?

>>17680877
the heat from the chocolate cooks the espresso

>>17682383
i always love seeing the seething replies that tiktok videos get here. you'd think the site where shitposting is the norm, they'd be able to recognize that tiktok is also full of shitposting, but nope. chuds here think everything on tiktok is 100% real. why is this? why does this happen?

>>17683375
>>17683848
do your own research, sheeple!

>>17680778
i wonder if they got separate shots of him cutting the chicken where he was looking. i wouldn't put it past them to do that

>>17683705
Faster!

>>17683927

>>17682492
Kitchen of the average female college student

>>17683602
This is some serious keks right here. the fucking sander at the end

>>17684031
when will they learn?

>>17678860
Its cheap and more flavorful than most alternatives in the US.
Its the default cheese for people that aren't eating American.

>>17684031
Was it really worth burning yourself for a shitty joke?

>>17679475
Many such cases

>>17682484
Do your work, whore

>>>/wsg/4463416

>>17683602
based

ITT absolute retards that have never handled food and have 0 respect for it wasting incredients using thousand dollar equipment for tiktok
I hate America so much

>>17679480
yes, i assume its the processed shit cheddar theyre referring to, but even american and canadian premium branded "cheddar" lacks the sweet fattiness of proper English Cheddar. it really is that bad when you realize this.

>>17684077
Yes. This people are retarded. One day, in the not so far future, we will reach a point where this retards will willingly cripple themselves for views. Assuming the world still exists by then.

>>17682240
>eu banned meat glue
lmao wrong

>>17683705
zoomers seem to have no fucking conception of proper/enjoyable textures of food. the mouthfeel on this is maximally disgusting

>>17684077
The water was most likely cold, the steam comes from the stovetop.

>>17684282
taking it you've actually tried something like that then? does look like it would be meaty-cheesy mush with no texture or definition

>>17682383
This "shock" content is so annoying. Makes it harder to recognize genuine insanity

>>17683866
It's called suspension of disbelief, you fucking retard.

>>17683782
holy newfag

>>17683611
In the restroom? Really? This fetish keeps getting weirder and weirder...

anyone got the prolapsed angus webm?
have some qt nipponese making a strawberry crepes

>>17684336

>>17684300
to me it looked like overcooked, then shredded chicken (i hate shredded meat, just not my thing). then filled with a huge pile of saucey crap, so the meat texture is completely gone, then a shitty wheat tortilla (another thing i just hate the feel of [also read the ingredients list on this 6 month expiry date flour tortillas]), deep fried (fried stuff is a brief initial textural enjoyment when you have the first few bites) but it will quickly turn into a disgusting greasefest with a block of not-creamy but just ooze like meat-filler. just fucking crap.

they started with chicken breast. they should have just FRIED the chicken. take all the 3rd world seasonings they threw together and made a cool, refreshign salsa with the tomatoes,onions etc as a counterpoint to the crispy and simple fried chicken. then take the tortillas and wrap that shit in it if you really want.

>>17684357
wow, your idea appeals far more to me than the slop they made

>>17684346
thanks fren

>>17683942
COME ON, YOU CAN GO FASTER THAN THAT

>>17684432

>>17682319
shout out to sean ranklin

>>17682372
Why didn't she just fold it in half?
Wtf?

>>17683441
If you wanna talk about a nation that loves their butter you talk about the French. However you're a retard for picking on it because that's one of the very few things the French are right about.

>>17684077
People have literally died trying to make shitty jokes, so for some it seems to be. Internet clout chasing is a disease.

>>17683441
That is vanilla icecream and that woman is British.

>>17685074
are you retarded? thats obvious what she was doing, the cake was just too overdone to fold

>>17682377
the one time she didnt have the pan hot enough that it didn't immediately burn everything

>>17683602
>oscillator for the pickle
But why?

>>17683502
Female autism is so alien

>>17684476

>>17680821

>>17683266
Wow, Michael Keaton is pissed

>>17683266
holy fuck I wasn't expecting that

>>17684023
actually its an electric hand planer

>>17683866
She really drank Pepsi with extra sugar, you retard

>>17683886
when he was in his prime he was probably carving more chicken in month than most do in a lifetime. he isn't incompetant

>>17684031
imagine being a hoodlet

>>17683848
>>17683375
espresso is only hot enough to make chocolate structurally unsound. however you can clearly see the espresso melts through the chocolate, showing that there is something else going on here, likely a controlled demolition

>>17683502

>>17683866
Is it really shitposting when the person in question is already a whale?

>>17682338
Haven't seen this in a long time. It's repulsive and yet I always watch it multiple times over whenever it's posted.

>>17679475

>>17683866
How would I recognise anything about tiktok when I don't use the thing? I just see some fat hog doing something retarded.

>>17683020
7/10
The black and white filter plus emo text was good, but it needs to end with a fade to black plus gunshot to truly capture the pretentious film student vibe

>>17684476
...those aren't tacos!

>>17687253
Life be like that sometimes.

>>17683972
A stove would have had to been used at least once to ever reach that state.

>>17680516
>Tomato, diced
>Huge slices of tomatoes

>>17684204
>Yes. This people are retarded. One day, in the not so far future, we will reach a point where this retards will willingly cripple themselves for views. Assuming the world still exists by then.
Already happening

>>17687245
The heat from the mouth cooks the egg

>>17687379
Better.
>>17687253
Intentional, fuck them.

>>17683266
hell of a way to start your marriage

>>17685789
>edge's dont need to be perfect
Yea say that after I spend 2 hours trying to make them perfect, and then ruining dinner because its 12am when finished

>>17682319
REAL TAWK, PIMP.

>>17683866
The average person would not be able to slug back Pepsi with that much sugar in it without flinching or making a face.

>>17683208
>OCD means neat and tidy hehehe

fuck off

>>17687257
dunno, maybe the tiktok watermark?

Anybody have that webm of some tranny making lemon bars?

>>17687994
Naw bro, haven't seen it. Go ahead and switch on your webcam then upload it so we can watch a tranny.

>>17687994
how does he get out of there?

>>17688012
the fuck did I just watch

>>17687976
Based mentally illbro

>>17687994
This?

>>17688171
thats one of the characters from the foam video if i remember correctly

>>17688173
It is, unfortunately

>>17688173
f-foam video...?

>>17688225
https://youtu.be/PLmD_69pXpk

>>17687957
oh, that doesnt look too bad, im sure in a nice burger it coul- oh and she just eats it raw ok

>>17688236
oh......

>>17688236
This feels almost quaint now, compared to the stuff zoomers get up to these days. I watched it again and felt nothing.

>>17687970
Needs much more cheese.

>>17688877
>>17688862
Kingen

>>17684280
Lmao it's true

>>17688862
>>17688877
Såklart Kingen är här!

>>17682240
YUM I LOVE SARAN PLASTIC ON MY GLUED MEAT

>>17682338
What a woman

>>17680595
do you like technology anon.webm

>>17688171
>>17688236

>>17687953
>>17687954
These people make me so upset
How can you put something so awful in your body, on a regular basis too.

>>17688987
Saddest part of this is that this bitch ain't even american, she's german. Also most likely a Hartz 4 bum which means she's buying and cooking all that crap from my tax money!

>>17683866
Newfags.

>>17689020
Correction, that bitch is living of Hartz 4 and her name is Eileen. Gott Strafe uns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1rv_RO4fwM

>>17683349
i reckon the pattern could be burnt into it, no?

>>17683020
Reminds me of I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

>>17688987
Being so depressed that you don't give a shit about your long-term health and just want the quick dopamine rush that eating unhealthy foods give you. Eating healthy will make you feel better in the long term and being physically fit will give you confidence and self-esteem but it's hard to look that far into the future when you live like this.

t. used to be a fat depressed bastard and lost a bunch of weight to be there for my nephew. Now I understand that I was being self destructive because I gave up all hope in life getting better

>>17682338
>0:12
was that cat food

>>17684086
I don't doubt it.

>>17684077
The water was cold but the joke is still shitty

>>17687253
Damn.
Shit rolls down hill.

>>17682523
>eating semi-digested bottom-feeder scum
Clearly anons here never ate lobster if they think this is good

>>17684077
My problem with it was that he thinks tall people design anything. We're too busy out getting laid.

>>17683266
that is just fucking sad

>>17685789
ah yes let me dirty my counter, a rolling pin, a pan, a dutch oven, a spatula, boil a gallon of oil, and spend 2 hours making an inconveniently brittle and oily taco shells instead of buying a dozen for $1

>>17678860
americans don't have real cheese over there

>>17683020
Cringe, even if non unironically
Still, set it to 24fps and add some black bars to the side or top and bottom, some faux grain if you want to go further

>>17690657

>>17682240
do you think she has nice feet?

>>17691044
For me, it's the extra sharp

>>17683886
Breaking down chicken isn't that hard, once you got the hang of it.
Its not filleting a fish or anything.

>>17682903
>>17683529
Man, thats a really cool idea.
I wonder what it'd do on live human tissue inside the throat and lungs.

>>17682523
Whats the point of serving it with the pastry shell, only to rip it off anyways? And have the lobster not be edible if you just cut through the pastry.

>>17690622

yes but then what will you talk about with your friends at work for an hour when they ask what you did over the weekend???

>>17688173
>>17688192
no its not

That's all I've got.

>>17684931
Big ups piemp

>>17684336
LITERALLY just like my japanese animes

>>17691374
yes it is

>>17682377
>making funnel cakes the hard way

>>17691338
Looks good, maby I'll give it a try sometime

>>17683266
Wonder what that guy pulled him aside to say.
Surprised none of the bride's family members did anything though, kinda pathetic.

>>17683502
Cakesniffer.

>>17683602
>the planing at the end
Four and twenty kekbirds achin my sides

>>17680899
>egg man was mogging the fuck out of someone the entire time
Egg twink btfo

>>17683866
Based on the lack of intelligence in the eyes, the heavy breathing I could hear through a non audio webm and the vacant face...
Yeah no white liberal Americans are exactly that repulsive God I wish the coof was real.

>>17683266
this is an iranian marriage. Their men don't have a sense of humor

>>17690657
We do, but real cheese is expensive and why would you waste it by cramming it inside the ass of a turkey coated in cheetos?

>>17682338
like a wood chipper

>>17683866
Ah yes, the classic "I was only PRETENDING to be retarded" defense

>>17687102
coffee can't melt chocolate bars

>>17691044
based tillamook

>>17688778
they both trooned out too in their update video

>>17683441
kek pretty good bait

>>17683266
the extreme degeneracy behind this webm's story is enough to make me puke.

>>17688012
so are these fags gay or something?

>>17692016
What's the story?

>>17691341
if i don't have access to a shallow charcoal grill like that, is there any decent substitute? would a regular grill or broiler work?

>>17692016
You can't just leave that and not tell the story.

>>17691657

>>17683972
True

>>17691044
Imagine being paid to eat almost half a pound of cheese every day.

It would ruin it for me.

>>17692255
Can someone please tell me the name of the youtube channel in which this video was posted?

I have been trying to find them for a while now, but I can not remember what the name is.

>>17683866
All the online savvy Anons from the past no longer post, even If they lurk. Who you see posting most of the time are literal Facebook boomers, and pasty teenagers whose main source of interaction is Discord. These two groups of people don't understand anything from TikTok or the current online zeitgeist because either they are too old or their whole identity is purposely shunning TikTok. This is how you get this imageboard.

>>17684858
you can grow a garloid at home?

>>17688987
>>17689020
>>17689030
Morbidly Obese people like this are no different than crack, meth, or heroin addicts. It's just instead of drugs, they choose food. I worked with someone like this. At 8am, she was talking to me about what she would have for her mid-morning meal at 10am. At 1030am, she was talking to me about what she was either going to order for lunch or what she brought for lunch. After lunch she would talk to me about what she was going to have for her mid afternoon snack around 2pm. And the rest of the day she would talk to me either about what she was going to make for dinner or where she was going to eat.

She was a top YELP reviewer in my city and because of this often got free meals from restaurants in exchange for positive reviews. Her entire life revolved around food. She was in her late 30s or 40s and had no children. She was well over 300lbs, maybe 400lbs. She grew up in a strict Christian Baptist household, so she didn't ever drink any alcohol or do any drugs. And clearly she had no man, she prob never even had sex or used a sex toy.

Point being, this woman had aboslutely no pleasure or joy in her life....except for food. Eating various meals was her drug. As soon as she was done eating, she was already fantasizing about her next meal (hit). That's how these super obese people think. Food is their drug. Food brings them dopamine, nothing else does

>>17692232
regular grill works, broiler is a bit debatable

>>17692547
>She was a top YELP reviewer in my city and because of this often got free meals from restaurants in exchange for positive reviews.
How does that even work? The managers of the local restaurants make the servers memorize the mug shots of famous yelpers? Bitch at the server until they fold?

>>17692255
I will LITERALLY suck someone's dick if they tell me where this is from

>>17692609
Problem is it won't be my own dick so I have no incentive to tell you stipl

>>17687974
What in god's name?

>>17692609
https://youtu.be/i3P0f5oFRkw?t=147

>>17682246
Classic Jack, beautiful

>>17682377
HAI PEEPO

>>17678331

>>17678331
>>17678331

>>17692707

>>17691378
music theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_A2CbMyJMU

>>17692806

>>17692710
Do white women really?

>>17692810
Homosexual detected.

>>17692290
They spit it out, they don't eat it.
Only on camera they have to because otherwise people would screech at them for wasting food because they have no concept of the manufacturing scale and sacrificing that small amount to make sure the rest of batch is ok.

>>17692827

>>17684187
You need some vaseline for that butthurt, émile?

>>17692257
WOOOOOOOOO LETS GOOOOOOO

>>17692843
I fucking hate niggers

>>17692935
This is no place to have a Carmelita thread, anon. Cut it out

https://files.catbox.moe/drqq5z.mp4

>>17692850
Eaty eaty
diabete
Gotta chop off your fat ass feety.
Win win
With insulin
Gluttony is a mortal sin

>>17692836
I remember when this said "food in china"

>>17693011
Already saved as American food. Also, none of those foods are Chinese.

>>17693022
Watch out for escalators bro. Heard they eat fuckers alive in your country

>>17692978
>filename

>>17693029
ctrl + f 'american' = 20 results

>>17693066
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>>17688862
>a metric fuckton of butter
not hard to make food tasty if youre going to do that

>>17691378
I work in pastry production and this is both impressive and depressing.

>>17693087
oh no!
KYS mutt, everyone in the world hates your giant guts.

>>17693091
Any of those food looks tasty though, there are still value in the craft.

>>17693087

>>17693087
>>17693118
I don't understand how people can believe that the same Government that kicks you off the Internet if you see that copypasta would allow you to visit 4chan in the first place.

>>17693124
Don't reply to or try to understand ledditors. There's no point to it.

>>17693124

>>17687379
A women's stove will be used once, when they fill it with low quality cheese re-creating something from tastly, which will never be eaten.

>>17690471
>eating curdled moldy cow fluids
Clearly anons here never sapoiuvadkoinjasfdg assaah ur dxjia sdcv asdf noi

>>17679475
you would think after the 1st shake he would go "that's not good" and try a more delicate approach.

>>17693167
>you would think
You've never working in a kitchen. You haven't seen what people are like.

>>17693176
>vid of some cumskin putting pizza on his grill outside
>BRO YOU CLEARLY NEVER WORKED IN A KITCHEN BEFORE
you're retarded

>>17692670
I was looking for this channel for such a long time, thank you anon.

>>17687245
I have a very confused boner.

>>17693187
He meant people who cook are often retarded I think

>>17683208
>the board cuts the ingredients with precision

>>17692847
doesn't seem like bread on the inside

>>17692836
American doesn't have plastic rice, China does

>>17693422
>bu-but china
rent-free

>>17687379
>>17687681
This is somehow very comfy and pleasant to watch. All the people seem happy and like they care about each other. It's making me miss things I have never even experienced.

>>17693471
>falling for the propaganda

>>17687957
wtf I didn't notice it before but she has a fucking beard

>>17693087
These all American agency lies for the anger of Chinese success and wealth.

>>17693393
The rice cooks the egg

>>17683266
Based.

>>17684123
>4:30 in the microwave

there are clearly multiple issues with this man but 4:30 is insane

I saw a webm for a pizza pretzel way back when and it looked promising
Anyone still have it or is it just fat people webms and eggs here

>>17684336
Post the coked-out master of the crepe stand.

>>17687379
>>17687681
Probably a staged meal used in some sort of recruitment ad, or a special occasion they decided to record for the same reason. Looks ridiculously comfy though, as someone else said.

>>17694046
*picks nose*

>>17687379
Looks suprisingly clean and tidy for a mess

>>17694402
That's not what he's doing

>>17694402
I saw a tweaker doing this exact thing but without the stove

>>17694402
is he a sperg or just goofin around for the customers

>>17695091
He looks like a crack addict who saw one Youtube video of a street vendor putting on a show and now thinks he can do it too.