/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It rhymes with spam.

>>17687982
Cram

>>17687982
Bamalam

>>17687982
"Lodge them in your ass" doesn't rhyme with "spam," anon.

Heat em up and eat them with ketchup and mustard.

>>17687955
That's not even close to being a sausage. It's an insult to real sausages all around the world.

>>17687955
insert all 6 deep into uranus and cram a jar of curry power and water up there as well, use ur body temperature to cook for about 6 hours and shit them all out onto a plate and take photo, upload the results here

>>17687955
Those are the perfect shape for insertion into your rectum.

Flatbread, mashed potatoes, shrimp salad, sausages, pepper, fried onion, ketchup, mustard

>>17687955
Cut them up into centimeter long pieces and put them in your pea soup or any other vegetable soup/stew.
Alternatively cram them up your ass if you like pencil dicks

I did a hot dog curry with canned salmon and veggies I had laying around. It was really good. If you don’t have curry powder and spices, try the Thai canned variety, red or yellow works best.

>>17687982
senpai

>>17690392
Final pic. Use heavy cream, the hell with the coconut milk.

>>17688278
Just because Americans put them in cans doesn’t mean that Vienna Sausage isn’t delicious in every other part of the world
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vienna_sausage

Ass

>>17690392
nice

>>17687955
Stick em in the oven. Also Captcha said you're GAY

>>17690403
Was it good?

>>17690403
Nice chopsticks you got there, faggot.

>what a fucking mess that is

>>17687955
i like to put vienna sausages in fried rice and stir fries, you could also just, you know, make hot dogs.
you could go wacky and put them on pasta too, that probably tastes good.
i also like putting them in scrambled eggs and on pancakes, both taste pretty good.

>>17691358
p-pancakes?

>>17690787
Yes, really good. The hot dog came out really tender and the canned salmon was a nice filler.

>>17691063
Presentation isn’t everything when it’s just you making a snack for yourself.

>>17691821
>snack
Oh god, of course you would be an amerilard

>>17687955
hot dogs with cheese, mustard and relish

>>17691358
any where else you put them anon?

>>17687955
>Gotta bunch of these suckers. Vienna sausages. What to do with them?

Generally you eat them.

>>17687955
Boil them, proceed to eat with mustard and/or ketchup, I do that

>>17687955
Have you tried eating them?

Linsen und Spätzle

>>17687955
This might blow your mind but have you tried eating them?

>>17687991
Whoa, Black Betty

Raw and crammed of course..

>>17692579
black betty had a child bamalam

>>17692598
His name was Black Booster, bamalam.
Makes me crow like a rooster, bamalam.
Imma gonna do a shooter, bamalam.
Then gonna do anooter, bamalam.

>>17687955
>throw into hot (not boiling) water
>slice some fresh bread or get fresh pretzels
>mustard
>remove sausages when they've swollen
>eat everything with a good beer
voila

Cut them into small pieces and then pretend you're a giant and devour them.

>>17690392
>>17690403
The average person absolutely fucking disgusts me. What a nightmare of a meal. Buncha slop for the hog. You're literal livestock.