/ck/ - Food & Cooking

looks fookin good mate.

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>>17686815
>>17686822

> soccer

kek not even once.

Is there any bigger cuckold than the Anglo who watches football?

>>17686815
>>17686818
>>17686822
>>17686841

what is wrong with you brit bongs

>>17686822
>90 bob
>>17686849
>130 bob
Is it worth the price?

>>17686869
honestly this looks good

Haggis and sausage toastie

Some of these look like proper sloppa and other ones (mainly >>17686878) look like every bad thing you’ve heard about the Brits but at least the prices seem reasonable enough

you fucks meme about this shit, but if you would be lying if you said you wouldnt eat and enjoy this as a proper breakfast
its just too simple to go wrong with

>eating meat pie and fucking peas at a football field
bongoloids, I spent years defending you, but now I see that it was all in vain, you truly are monsters.
I fully get stuff like >>17686902
But everything else in this thread is retarded.

>>17686849
6.50 pound is like 11 dollars

for that shit?
lmao

>>17686878
>4.50
dude, what? I guess it's not theft if people pay for it

Do brits really consume pea mush like babies?

Katsu chicken curry at FC Tokyo
700 yen (£4.50)

>>17686862
is that just all oil?

Does England actually like pea slurry?

>>17686857
corrrrr blimey get in me tummeh praise the nosh gods

>>17687106

That looks genuinely great, especially for that price. Only thing that bothers me is gabbage being in the curry sauce.

>>17686830
that's okay, you can keep your "world championships" while the rest of the world play the superior sport.

>>17687173
up norf they love a bit of pea wet.

>>17686857
What the FUCK

>>17686849
>curry sauce
mother fucker you aint foolin me, thats fuckin corn. this nigga eatin corn on his fries.

>tfw your fork pierces the cheap polystyrene tray and you get gravy on your trackies

I hate peas.

>>17687371
English peas aren't that bad

>>17687363
>this
Who told the Brits that messy sloppa is okay to eat at a large event space? Hot dogs and burgers are the best for this environment.

>standing in the cold eating chips and plastic cheese from a polystyrene tray whilst watching Ngubu and Mumbawumba kick a ball
I will never understand the lower classes

>>17687021
They're at sports games, retard. A hot dog and a beer at an American stadium is easily 4.50 for the hot dog and $8 for the beer.

>>17687554
$8.50 hot dog and $12 beer last I checked.

>>17686815

Mushy peas are kinda bomb ngl fr fr

>>17687596
Lentils are seeing a resurgence at the moment because of inflation and depression.

>>17686815
Anon.. someone stole 2/3 of your pie!
I hope you beat the shit out of him!

>>17687106
Katsu chicken is the biggest meme shit at ever tried in any Asian restaurant. It's just a fucking tasteless version of a Wienerschnitzel, for fuck sake! Literally no pepper or even salt, just a tasteless chicken breast in a poor quality breading

>>17687715
Stop going to shithole “Asian” restaurants in your shithole village then.

Why are brits so proud of their soccer food?

>>17686849
>curry sauce
that sure is proper

>>17686841
>meat pie with gravy, pea sauce, all soaked up by some fries

Anyone who says they wouldn't eat this is either lying or gay. This looks fucking amazing.

>>17686849
This on the other hand looks like a pile of dog shit. Maybe that's on me, but personally I wouldn't eat this if I was paid to.

>>17686897
>Jerk chicken
How can they tell? It's been drowned in brown.

>>17687021
US dollars? lol let me know next time you want some currency changing if that's what you're paying buddy

Cheesy chips, cheeseburger, doner meat, chicken pakora and pakora sauce at Partick Thistle. £9

I like most of these foods but HP sauce was surprisingly bad

I thought it would be like gravy or A1 or worshirshir but in fact it's extremely sweet, like ketchup but with more vinegar

seems like they use it out of habit but it is in fact bad. thoughts??

Scran in spirit

>>17688167
gross

proper scrans here lads
question, what pukka do you go with your chippy tea? picrel here

>>17688167
flyover midwest hicks were a mistake

Brazil scran

>>17688189
>>17688213
Kansas City is absolutely miserable, you do what it takes
t. Missourian

>>17688213
>t. burbcuck
You will never be a citychad. Stay the fuck out until you learn how to drive.

>>17688265
>>17688274
thanx for the input meth head

>>17688090
>that Ketchup

>>17686857
>>17687080
Please tell me this isn't real

>>17688289
Kansas City and St. Louis are heroin and black people, the rest of the state is meth, get it right

>>17688379
>rochdale
my condolences

>HE KICKED THE BALL!!!!!

>>17688105
that shit mite be good

What the fuck

Seriously, what the fuck

>>17688403
I would love to have a block of cheese to gnaw on while watching a game

>>17688452
You okay ratbro

>>17688137
corrrrrrr....

>>17688457
One of the best meals of my life was a block of parmesan and a baguette while sitting by a man-made lake in the fall. So I'm doing a-ok.

>>17686892
No it doesnt. Youre just white trash used to eating garbage

Bongoloids explain yourselves right fucking now. You don't actually think any of this stuff looks appetizing right?

>>17687106
>no rice

>>17688484
It's not supposed to be 'appetising', it's supposed to keep you full whilst standing in the drizzle

>>17686857
>>17688403
>muh diversity food
fucking pakis cant even do cheesy chips

>>17688409
Anon, this is /ck/, not /lgbt/ where they compare axe wounds.

>>17688403
hey at least they're not stingy with it

>>17688213
The worst part is they get 2 votes each in the senate

>>17687926
>britbong likesfries with flavorless pea curry over curry nuggets

>>17686815
>Proper footy scam

looks like green vomit and u Brits are dumb enough to pay for this el sloppa, no dignity what so ever

I would eat all of these.

>>17686862

>Only thing that looks good is French food

>>17688334
would

WTF is a scran?

>>17688110
Would never eat it as an actual condiment but do really like for reducing gravy sauces.

>>17687080
>dont melt the cheese
>salt the cheese

>>17688764
British people don't melt cheese, I've seen it many times and I have to assume they just don't like melted cheese.

>>17687823
Because it's less bland than the rest of their food.

Just eat before the footy

LETS GO NGUBU
SKOAR SUM FACKIN GOALS

>>17688867
Dire

>>17688867
Grim crust

>>17688867
i cant believe you paid 4.50 for this shite

Fucking disgusting, random brown sauces on everything. Really reminiscent of gook jungle food. Many such cases.

>>17688924
i concur, it looks like gutter oil that the gooks use on chinese dishes, only in this case it is in all of op's meals, for those who don't know what gutter oil is lookup jewtoob and type chinese gutter oil cooking

Medieval peasants ate better

>>17688167
I'd try it

this >>17688943
looks and probably tastes 100x better than
>>17686815

>>17687224
that's shredded daikon

>>17688487
there's rice under the curry or they gave it another container

>>17687073
>scouse pie
has it just been stolen?

Proptip to any anon going to a premier league match: order a round of beers, and when they want paying say you've forgotten and order one more pint. As they turn around to make it, you can take the other beers and walk off.
Tried this many times with my dad. It works.

>>17688403
That's a sizable block of cheese though, at least you're getting value for money

>>17688731
>£5
hard to find a shit raw steak for £5

>>17688764
>the cold soggy chips melts the melty yank cheese
>>17688781
cheese on toast is a universal staple and superior to grilled cheese

>>17689050
Why don't you melt it?

>>17686857
>the heat from the chips melts the cheese

>>17689059
google cheese on toast mate

>>17686902
>>17686897
Finally a couple things that look edible.

>>17689023
was it fun being brought up by a gippo?

>>17688209
chicken one is my fav bruv

>>17687106
>>17688090
>>17688097
>>17688105 (not cheap though thats like $13 USD; the price of a full meal item)
>>17688334
>It actually starts looking edible
Especially that last one, the burger. Holy fuck thats cheap. What the hell?

>>17688484
Not UK, but look up the meaning of 'footy scran' and/or 'scran' and 'footy'
>footy - something to do woth sports... I think.
>scran - mostly but not exclusively Scottish slang for snacks

Its just sports stadium food for cheap. Thats why they mention the price.

>>17686862
What the fuck its like someone was rummaging through the trash in a post-apocalyptic nuclear war rebuild scenerio and showing off the classic "old world" food they found all steve1989mreinfo style.
>Nice. So it loooks like some irradiated vegabond pissed on this one. Nice. I'll just cut that part off...

>>17688356
>>17688154
>>17688133
>>17688108
>>17688105
>>17688097
>>17688090
>>17686902

Why does all of it have the same orange-beige color to it?

It's all fucking orange. I can't unsee it. What is going on.

>>17687106
now this is culture for white man

>>17689023
>pint
>turn around to make it

>>17689311
fat and oil

>>17689311
>>17689354
im thinking canola oil

>>17686822
>>17686815
>>17686841
>>17686849
What's with the disgusting mushy peas and why did they mix it with gravy?
It looks absolutely disgusting.

>>17688867
now this is a pizza pie

>>17689023
kek how devilishly clever

>>17688213
>>17688289
>t. fresno meth head

>>17689368
No one bar snooty middle class females in England eats food because it looks 'le good', they eat it because its proper hearty nosh for a cold drizzly evening. How many times does /ck/ need to be told?

>>17686862
How in the fuck are these cockney fucks going to call us yanks "sharts" if they eat like this? If you were dumb enough to eat this you would be blasting mud for the rest of the damn match.

>>17689395
Why can't you just eat a hot dog or a burger? Why does it have to be a meat pie with mushy peas?

>>17689417
Because meat pie and mushy peas taste lovely you dickhead

>>17689424
At a table, in a pub maybe. Good luck eating it at your seat.

>>17688356
I...this is prison food.

>>17686815
this slop will turn you into a pig, have you ever gone to a match full of brits and all you hear are pig noises and when a team loses, the sound of screeching pigs? its because they eat this slop and is turning them into pigs

English people are dogs who should live in fear every day of being put down

Really?

>>17689646
hahahaha British food 2.0, wow, thank fuck i am not a limey cuck

>>17689646
A travesty.

>>17689658
oh god *vomits*

Bros...this food is making me feel weird

>>17689114
was it fun paying 6 quid for shit watery lager?

>>17686852
Some faggot who reposts shit he found on a novelty twitter account.

>>17688867
unironically worse than bread pizza

>>17686815
>>17686815
I want to try one so bad, bros...

>>17686869
Looks decent.

England use to rule the World and THIS is their food? What the actual fuck

>>17688484
football fans are typically fat blokes who don't really give a shit what they eat as long as they can have a pint with it

>>17686815
never thought i'd find a thread where i could post this, fucking kek

>>17687944
Sounds like the whole of England desu

>>17688480
didn't ask for your life story

>>17689862
Thought this was a liver covered in bile at first

Are fish n chips good britfags? Or is that just your version of chicken tenders here in the US

>>17689900
there's a pepper steak pie underneath, it's just a thick gravy... i'm australian not british for reference :^)

>>17687311
its not corn, they do really chunky curry sauce and desu its actually pretty good, providing you don't have any expectations of it tasting like any form of actual curry.

>>17688943
Medieval peasants largely ate barley lol

>>17687065
Keep in mind they have no teeth

>>17688943
i love this video

>>17688581
best in thread

>>17686815
That looks nothing like a foot

>>17689793
Half of them are Scottish

>>17690279
What even are they, fried balls of onion

>>17686815

looks like shite

>>17686822
Lmao never thought Id see the mighty Farsley in a /ck/ thread

>>17688867
Based Carlisle

>>17688457
Very edible

>>17688167
but why

Holy shit ... this is the cuisine of where my wife is from no wonder my basic italian cooking blows he mind.

>>17688452
>>17688480
Same here. My favorite meal is a block of chees

>>17688803
>t. the thing calling americans fat on the internet

>>17686815
Looks scrumptious. Cheers op, ignore these Amerifats.

I don't have a problem with most of these, they are about a third of the cost of the food they serve in NFL stadiums. You get what you pay for

>>17689429
have you tried using cutlery you ape?

>>17689768
OP REKT

>>17689050
>britbongs think half a grilled cheese is better
War rationing ruined your nation

>>17689646
Imagine paying $5 for that.

>>17691042
4 pound is like $9

>>17691050
Even worse.

>>17688482
>Youre just white trash

sure thing, nigger

Peas are the one food I truly detest. It's amazing how creative the Brits are in finding ways to use them to violate perfectly good recipes

>>17689368
The peas make it 'ealthy

>>17688133
>>17687080
>>17686857
What the fuck is this unmelted cheese bullshit? Cheesy chips, are those truly chips with a slice of cold cheese on top in bong land?

>>17688090
What's with the ketchup?

>>17691050
4 pounds is like 5 dollars

>>17688110
I like it on sausages and eggs to be quite honest

>>17688133
as a curry sauce appreciator i'd have a crack at this

>>17688403
This place spends all their money on cheese and next to none on labor.

>>17688403
this one is obviously a piss-take

Yanks really can't fathom the bants

>>17687258
Cricket.

>>17690540
Social media attention.

>>17691475
All I’ve learned is that the best food available in the UK is French, Indian, or American.

>>17691109
I have done over a years worth of research on this topic specifically and can conclude that British people do not melt cheese. They shred it, they use cheese that easily melts, but they don't like it actually melted. It's something I have observed regardless of skill, region, or age. They just don't melt cheese on anything there.

>>17691475

>>17691475
>>17691721
Cope

I'm not even English and this thread is making me hungry as fuggggggg.

>>17688952
LOL no it isn't you stupid weeb, its clearly cabbage. the thing thats commonly served with katsu all over the world.

>>17691727
why did she try to be a french maid in bngland?

>>17691721

>Fucking breakfast, motherfucker!

Made me laugh

>>17691721

Source please

>>17686902
Need

Had this yesterday

>>17691806
Are the chips even slightly crunchy?

>>17689417
Because hot dogs and burgers are German, and pies are the anglo equivalent. Fucking dolt

Like asking why pizza isn’t traditional Korean food

>>17691721
>all this turdie sour grapes seethe
God DAMN does it feel good to be american, we live rent free in the minds of the entire world and it’s glorious

>>17691814
Nah, what makes it worse was the fact that I had a pretty long phone call in the middle of eating it and when I returned it moulded together to form an almost prick like substance, so I just crumbled pieces off to eat until it was no more

>>17691836
Brick**

>>17686897
>extra napkins please

>>17688110
good on sausages and bacon

>>17688484
mushy peas are good with pies and fish and chips, simple as.
i cannot defend our food, but i do not expect you to understand it either.

>ALL THE SEETHE ITT
the reason we ruled the world is because of our capacity to stomach precisely this food.
jealous non-brits cannot fathom the concept of our dishes making use of all components so they are intimidated by it.

>>17687224
gabbage :DDDDDD

>>17686815

>>17686815
Can we see what it looked like before you digested and excreted it?

>>17687065
She is the only thing in this thread I'd even think about eating.

>>17692126
>we ruled the world
>"we"
The ethnic English have been chattel of continental powers for most of the last thousand years. But sure, if you want to celebrate your various French/German/etc masters' victories, go for it. Stockholm Syndrome is a hell of a drug. Still sad though, if only the Norfmen could be rallied against their oppressors, those massive units could set a fire that the whole world would see. But no, it's just more bread & circuses, pies & footy, let's see check the Daily Mail, hmmm what are the Royal Kardashians up to now, blimey, can't go into work today because it's Ramadan and the alternative route has banned diesels, etc, etc.

>>17691717
>what's a rarebit
Fucking retard

>>17690581
Its plebfodder from a van outside a footy pitch, what were you expecting you fucking retard

>>17691763
https://manga1s.com/manga/peepo-choo/chapter-0-8

>>17686815
Ay up, lads, the wife wants some clarsy grub this weekend, who's up for Berni Inn? Cor, fancy place like that, now I have to find a vest without egg on it...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prawn_cocktail,_steak_and_Black_Forest_gateau

>>17691721
>GOOD FUCKING MORNING

>>17691727
are you one of the people who couldnt tell the obvious jokes in the thread

>>17686815
Britbongs getting some shit ITT, but be honest, all this food is /COMFY/, be glad there's still some place in Blighty to get some filling domestic grub, otherwise it's all kebab, curry, and kale salads.

I'm sure the pie pea boxes taste fine, but the mash creates a pretty sickly looking colour with the gravy.

>>17689646
I still buy just a carton of mushy peas. Either mint sauce or just vinegar on top. Theyre truly amazing

>>17691721
>GOOD FUCKING MORNING
>FUCKING BREAKFAST, MOTHERFUCKER
accurate

>>17691721
>GOOD FUCKING MORNING!
>FUCKING BREAKFAST, MOTHERFUCKER!

>>17692643
All I can imagine is baby food.

>>17691721
Lol

>>17691727
british "cousine" is downright awfull for the most part, but that fucking webm
>complains about taste of blood sausage
>then proceeds to eat plain riceball
im not even anglo and that shit rustles my jimmies
fucking chinks, man

>>17689646
>Yeah uh can i just get a cup of fucking peas
fucking brits lmao

>>17691814
Why would you want crunchy fries?

>>17693772
Do you like your fries soggy and limp, bud?

>>17693779
Yes, of course.

>>17688137
that looks like the best of all the pies

>>17693772
>>17693801
Outside should be crisp

>>17693820

>>17686948
bit fucked for 4.50 pounds but if they hadn't skimmed on the sauce it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world

>>17689902
Chicken tenders are good so therefore fish and chips are good.

>>17693834
Mayonnaise is good on BLTS, do you like cum on them?

>>17693874
Oops, meant for
>>17693855

>>17687073
>>17689011
Made with real scouser

>>17691818
No fucking retard. Pies are not equivalent, they are worse. And for watching a game its ridiculously inconvenient to eat a fucking pie over a goddamn hotdog. You are like our niggers, who still eat chicken gizzards because it's "their culture" your "cultural food" only exist because of poor people 100s of years ago. Get 21st century. You shouldn't eat pea mush unless you're a serf in the middle ages.

>>17694435
based "Bongs still eat like peasants" poster

>>17688740
It's a proper lush meal.

>>17694435
>inconvenient to eat a pie
imagine being so low iq you cant figure out how to eat a pie

>>17694490
Moving the goalposts

>>17694490
Its covered in gravy and pea mush. I refer you to
>>17687363

>>17689896
>didnt ask
its an example of how powerless you are :(

>>17693801
Grim life. You are definitely soggy and saturated with icky taste.

>>17694490
>>17694560
And ANOTHER THING. You could have your shitty gravy and peas and not have it be a hassle by just PUTTING IT ON A HOTDOG

that's not how we eat our meat pies around here, but the whole pretending that gravy and peas are somehow disgusting feels a bit forced. Sounds fine to me

>>17694761
Anon look at the pictures. It's fucking nasty.

>>17694761
it looks so watered down, though. it looks like a mushy fucking mess.

nothing wrong with some gravy pea wet

>>17694836
the peas look a little on the overcooked side, granted. Still, the combination feels very familiar

>>17686815
Why do Bongs insist on speaking like retarded children?

>>17694862
Those peas look especially bad

>>17694868
they're canned :^)

>>17692293
>Don't eat the tin ya daft cunt
always gets a chuckle from me

>>17686815
>>17686822
why do brits like to eat food that looks like vomit?

what a shite thread

>>17688867
>people bought enough of this for them to continue selling it

>>17694938
Captive audience

SHIT! >90% of it looks liek SHIT!
Thank God my mother left England before she had me.

>>17691721
>GOOD FUCKING MORNING
>FUCKING BREAKFAST MOTHERFUCKER

>>17694992
England in a picture
>shit sport
>shit weather
>shit food
All it’s missing is some hunchback slag

>>17695057
>not wanting to fuck a broomie

>>17694933
I hope you're not american, otherwise glass houses mate.

>>17695057
Got something better for you then

>>17695133
The second old lad always gets me. He's a dedicated lifer, God bless him.

>be this Absolute Fukkin Unit
>lifelong footy fan
>gonna see England finally win the Euro
>they’re gonna win IN England
>fuck buying outdoor vendor food; literally make a special England cake and bring it with you
>Spend the whole match resisting the cake.
>Not one bite. Not one taste. Waiting for England to win.
>Because soon, this cake will be topped with national victory. No cake will have ever tasted so good. No cake will ever taste so good again.
>Game comes down to penalties.
>Fukkin miraculous goalkeeping! England has this in the bag!
>This will truly be the cake of all cakes!
>…
>The “Three Lions” happen..
>There is no joy. No victory. The cake is doused with an unpalatable layer of bitter despair
>All he can do is stare down at the cake in sadness
I don’t care what anyone says. This is the single saddest image ever captured in the history of football.

Also
>that bitch in red just behind him grinning for some reason

>>17686897
How in fuck's cunt are you supposed to eat that at a soccer game?

>>17695207
Fingers and napkins. I think that after all theyears of Paki influence that most Brits are eating with their hands now. Wiping too probably heheh

>>17695133
Do the old guys and the midget fuck that twink?

>>17695207
fork or splade or similar implement

>>17695133
Why a shortened version?? It only gets better and better

>>17695239
Holy shit, it's shortened? Post the whole one please

>>17695232
>splade

>>17695367
Spork with a knife on the side

>>17686862
These look like a diseased dog's shit

>>17686862
Three chicken sausage on abed of mashed saltine crackers all floating in a pool of pancake syrup? SURE WTF - I'VE HAD 5 STRONG ALES

>>17686869
SCABS

>>17686815
Sports fans are the most pathetic people on earth

>>17695479
Lel

Wigan Kebab

>>17686815
>this thread

>>17686815
>watch the game
>get wasted
>crack some skulls
>devour a couple of pic related
>goodnight blowjob
Life is good.

>>17695852
Why is it called a kebab?

absolutely fucking lush thread

>>17696106
?

>>17695194
>The “Three Lions” happen..
Is this the "diverse" players incident?

>>17696106
based

>>17688090
this would be fine if you dabbed off the grease
also nice of them to include chup for dipping the crusts

>>17696070
presumably as ubiquitous in wigan after a night out in town as a kebab is elswwhere

Maybe it’s because I’m British but most of these look fine to me. I don’t even like football nor am I norf but I do love some meat pie. Standing out in the cold and wet eating some hot cheap hearty food is just plain kino.

>>17688731
>steak and chips is French

>>17691829
From this thread and this board in general seems Anglos are literally occupying 50% of the head space of most posters

>>17696492
If you don't like football, why are you standing out in the cold and wet and eating?

>>17696565
I am an American and can confirm that for the last week or so I think about how British people eat within 20 minutes of waking up

>>17696582
Same, but that's because i have this thread bookmarked to start my day with a hearty chuckle

>>17696575
Life can be complicated. Sometimes I don’t want to go into a building full of light and people. I want to eat my soggy pastry in an alley under a rainy sky

every englishman should be killed

>>17696604
SOunds comfy, I will not lie. CHeers bong fren

>>17696040
>goodnight blowjob
From whom?

>>17695207
the rain washes off any oopsies

>>17688167
>>17688189
>>17688213

this is more indicative of some of the fancier options at Kauffman in Kansas City, much better than the reese's bbq monstrosity

>>17696840
Also this only runs you like 7 or 8 bucks maybe

>>17696840
don't forget the Chicken Nacho Grande
https://twitter.com/TheKFoods/status/1412573185678229507/photo/1
pic related

more from Kansas City, Birria tacos at the ballpark

>>17696851
Is that being served in a plastic hat? I like it

>>17696840
>>17696851
>>17696856
Based KC Anon. A toast from St. Louis, one day our teams will meet again in a World Series that dabs on all the coasties

>>17686815
I thought that was a crab lol

>>17696840
>>17696851
>>17696856

Best in the thread, how much $$$ for each?

none of this is messy enough for me.

Give me my peas and pie in a too scant piece of plastic wrap.

>>17688334
proper scran