/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>17690215
85 kgs - 176 cm

187 lbs - 5'8"

>>17690222
Kek fatty t. 179cm 81.5kg and i know i’m overweight

>>17690206
i was skeptical at first but it is great

>>17690222
>BMI 28.4

>>17690222
Dude thats very fat lol

>>17690238
27.4, actually.

>>17690222
Post body. I'll go first.
>165 lbs
>6'2"

>>17690260
Nah, dude. I know I'm fat.

>>17690260
Are you in the mirror world, or am I?

>>17690260
you look like a total fag. no one asked to see this.

>>17690272
I'm glad I've successfully bullied you

>>17690249
I used the calculator for men
Did you use a special BMI calculator for trans women?

>>17690206
t.European

For the record I mix the mayo with catsup

>seed oil with seed oil
yikes

>>17690206
Mayo is literally just thickened oil. Fries are already so greasy, why would anyone want an oily condiment for them? Ketchup makes sense, because it's tangy and sweet. But hot sauce on French fries is truly the best option. I just dump it all over the fries. It's how I grew up eating it, just chips or fries smothered in Louisiana or red hot brings me right back to childhood

>>17690206
No, ketchup is potatoes best friend unless your a Eurofag. You're not a Eurofag, are you?

>>17690357
Based. Hot sauce is great if it's really vinegary. I love malt vinegar in fries. It's the best.

>>17690206
Disgusting. 'chup is better.

>>17690332
Yummy.

>>17690206
Mayo is French for man syrup.

>>17690357
this is a little too spicy for me, any suggestions of more milder sauces?

>>17690377
Yummy.

>>17690206
Chicken salt though...

>>17690378
green Tabasco

>>17690206
idk i think fry sauce is probably the best but it's still pretty good

>>17690357
Gotta admit, some fluffy fries goes perfectly with some tabasco.

Im a hot sauce or malt vinegar person. Depends on the day.

>>17690206
Are you dutch? but I have to agree and Heinz doesn't have the best ketchup but they have the best mayo

>>17690206
Either mayo or malt vinegar are perfection.

>>17691674
Hellmans best mayo.

>>17691706
>t. never tried Heinz's mayo
only explanation

>>17690357
Fries shouldn't be that greasy unless the oil was too cold. But you still get some potato in the center that the oil doesn't reach with thicker fries which is when they're good with mayo. It's not as good with thinner fries.

Mild yellow mustard is good on greasy fries too since it's vinegary with some flavor. If you like hot sauce then you might like that on it too.

>>17690206
Peanut sauce together raw diced onions.

But raw diced onion make even all the infirior condements like mayo, ketchup and hotsauce atleast palleteble

>>17692739
based, luv me war fries

>>17690206
I can only do it if I mix it with ketchup.
Ranch+seasoned fries is the real truth

>>17690362
Vinegary..... disguesting.

>>17692756
never tried with saté but id imagine it would be very good
still go for a classic patatje mayo most of the time though

>>17690463

Anyone saying ketchup is "the way to go", has the pallet of a 8 year old.
Learn of some other sauces than the same ones you've been eating since you were a child.

>>17692756
A fellow interlectual in this "mayo vs ketchup" debate for children

>>17692770
>pallet of a 8 year old.
Bullshit, very few 8-year-olds are forklift-certified.

>>17692739
>>17692756
I don't know why, but this seems very Dutch

I always preferred the fries by themselves without any kind of topping including salt. I get why you'd do that if you're an American who has a tough time eating any kind of vegetable on its own though.

>>17690206
It's less about mayo, it's more about frying them in animal fat instead of sneed oils

>>17692782
Huh?

>>17692770
*palate
Retard.

>>17690206
After one of my first "business meals" I got a stern warning from my boss, in private, for asking for mayonnaise with my fries

Basically in many circles this will be perceived as an anti-american slight, particularly coming from a person of melanistic complexion such as myself, so if you do it in such circles it could sabotage a deal or even kill a career. Luckily at the time we were with some associates from another country and so it was harmless, but it could have gone very very wrong

As a young, wet behind the ears professional, this was valuable advice and I thanked him for his insights

>>17692782
>straight
Thank god, you never know when the homosexual agenda is going to come for our forklifts

>>17690206
I just did a nine-day stay in the hospital where I had to use mayo packets for the fries as for some reason the F&B never gave me ketchup.
Mix the mayo with their pseudo-Mrs. Dash and it worked out aces.
And the fries were always good, like on the Rallys-level good.

>>17690265
BASED

>>17692804
You're lucky. I made a similar mistake, and the boss asked the waiter to bring the entire commercial-sized jar of mayo, which he forced me to eat with a spoon, and when I vomited it up he made me eat that too, sobbing, mayonnaise mixed with bile, snot, and salty tears. Fortunately he let me keep my job in the mailroom, but to this day I am known around the office as "Mayo Boy" (which I was also tricked into getting tattooed as a "tramp stamp", but that is a tale for another day).

>>17692805
what sort of hospital serves fries?

I eat my fries without anything but salt.

>>17690357
Fries are crunchy Nd salty, Mayo is creamy and acidic and sweet.
Nobody is putting oil on oil and fuck your hotsauce your taste buds are just fucked.

>>17691674
>>17691706
Zaanse mayonaise is best.

>>17692791
My grandma would only eat plain fries with no salt. She was Italian.

>>17692770
Nobody eats bernadais sauce, hollandaise sauce, tartar sauce or cranberry sauce cranberry sauce on fries.
You put butter on a scone, not fucking quacemole.

>>17693034
Most hospitals are now commercial enterprises and will do anything to make you sicker, leading to more lucrative insurance claims. Pic related is the menu from the famous Mayo Clinic (founded by Dr. Hellman himself).

>>17692803
newfag

yeah but it should be real eggy good mayo like eurobull mayo not fake shart mayo

and I like it side by side with catsup

>>17693125
>I was only pretending to be retarded.
Retard.

>>17693034
I was in the local university hospital.
Their menu is set on calculated carbs.
Def no salt (the faux-Mrs. Dash stuff as a replacement).
But yeah, fries with dinner, potatoes every morning with eggs for breakfast.
And the fries were oven-baked, not deep fried.
The fried chicken was absolutely horrid.
>>17693117
jejej

I've been mayo-pilled for years but I'm gradually getting ketchup-pilled again... why add more PUFAs

>>17691706
food industry mayo> Hellmans >everything else

>>17692770
>>17692782
how many 8yo can you even fit on a pallet? afaf

>>17690374
>unhealthy food is yummy
Many such cases.

>>17690265
i always see this posted, where is it from?

>>17690206
for me its Valentina + mayo, nicely mixed up

>>17693101
Based
But even storebrands like jumbo/ah completely rapes hellmans

>>17693419
Kengan Asura
It's pretty alright for a martial arts fighting manga, but it goes kind of heavy with the pseudo-magical powers

>>17693112
i eat tartare sauce with fries, shit is fine

>>17690357
you are an abomination

>>17693429
sounds dank

>>17690378
god ahmighty delicious, also
>any suggestions of more milder sauces
you're prob shit out of luck on hot sauce sorry anon

>>17693539
I think diced onion for texture and maybe spicy paprika for merely visuals would improve it, but it is just great as is

>>17692782
lol

>>17693429
Some stores sell them 2x1 on weekends, I will get some and try what you're saying

>>17694309
if you wanna get fancy try this too >>17693561
, but just mayo and siracha is breddy good

>>17690206
>vinegar
>fry sauce
>ketchup if nothing else available
Mayo is beyond shit-tier though

>>17694356
>fry sauce
It's adulterated mayo.

>>17694342
I'd like to keep it simple, fries with mayo and hot sauce sounds good. When I want to get fancy I eat them with carne asada

>>17694371
fries are meat's best friend for sure

>>17694356
Sour creams mogs all

>>17694508
Are you from Belarus?

>>17694443
Indeed, another "good friend" of fries is making your own spicy but completely liquid/uniform salsa. One of the clues is to remove the skin and seeds of the chilis and tomatoes

>>17690206
This is completely and utterly revolting. God I hate the French.

>>17690206
This thread makes me want to go to the local mcdonalds right now to get fries with truffle mayo and parmesan flakes.

>>17694578
Southern America

>>17694649
Don't put that shit on us, pretty sure it's the Belgians
In general, I'm against mayo with hot food

>>17694771
Those Eastern Europeans love to drench their food on sour cream, check their potato pancakes

>>17693095
>Mayo is...sweet
no

>>17694814
i love it to but my sour cream starts to taste weird after a few days so now i only buy small containers of

>>17690206
If your fries are properly done (double fried in beef tallow) all they need is salt and pepper

>>17690206
mayo is a start, needs some friends

>>17690265
Adam was so wasted. Always funny to see this panel get people reading the series

>>17692770
/thread
fatties and sugar-tomato slurrie guzzlers begone

>>17692756
without onions this is the thinking man's choice

>>17690265
/thread
/any thread about mayo

>>17690316
Not that anon, but the answer is 27.44059917355372
Using metric and non-metric is what gives the different results, not wheter you using the men version or women version. Metric gives 27.44059917355372 and non-metric gives 28.4.
The reason for this is the fact that the american measuring is inaccurate as fuck.

kewpie+siracha+pepper+garlic

>>17690434
I love Green Tobasco on any burrito

>>17695179
sorry bro, we needed to see more of Ohma and Raian flying around like super saiyans
not like it would have been interesting to see Adam after he learned to grapple and Cosmo after he learned to strike

>>17692765

>>17695291
kewpie + calve peanut butter + diced onion