/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>energy drink
cringe

>>17669001
Has the benefit of being the only american fruit punch flavour drink on the market

>>17669006
Respectable people are not allowed here, sir

>>17669001
neck yourself fucking shills

>>17669001
>17669001
based
>17669001

>>17669001
I'll make sure to ReHydrate™ and Murder™My™Thirst™ with some delicous Monster™ Brand™ McSips™ before my next niggerkilling spree.
I sure love Products™

>>17669250
Don't worry we can discuss Red Bull here too

>>17669259
I prefer Brawndo (it's what plants crave!)

>>17669006
energy drinks are the last bastion of white culture

>>17669006
My dad drinks them and I bet my dad could beat up your dad

>>17669289
truth

What does /ck/ think about pic related?

>>17670589
fucking retard

>brutally mogs all other sips
Shame it's hard to find.

>>17670614
I've never found Rockstar anywhere except in one gas station far away from me

>>17669001
FOR ME ITS

for me it's Monster Ultra Black

White Ultra for me. Honorable mentions to Pipeline Punch though. Depends if I want sugar or non-sugar taste.

>>17669272
The patricians choice

>>17673770
Duly noted, Shrek

>>17669001
based, despite some faggot telling me it's 'too sweet' last week when i posted it, the fucking faggot

Why is there never any love for original?

>>17669425
But my dad could beat off your dad.

Could be better, could be worse.

>>17669001
That’s not a sip, newfag.

What’s the consensus

>>17673913
define a sip, faggot

>>17674080
>omg i LOVE bright colors and candy!!! please megacorp make more of them i want to CONSOOOOOM

>>17673785
What do you mean by that
>>17673711
Based pipeline punch enjoyer

>>17673856
pleb filter

>>17674080
Good shit fren

Pussy Energy for me, plebs. After all - you are what you drink.

...wait

for me, it's hype sauce flavor gfuel
that's raspberry lemonade if you didn't know

I wish it was cheap in europe tho

>>17670614
If you're a burger, you can get most flavors delivered in bulk for ~20% less than the cost of buying them in the store.

>>17675710
I prefer Cum Energy

i love these lil niggas like you wouldn't believe

>>17675854
>>17675711
>>17675693
>>17674588
>>17674151
>>17674080
>>17673856
>>17673770
>>17673711
>>17673696

Used to drink 10-12 5 hour energies a day and a monster. Went to the hospital 4 times and now I have to take heart meds to slow my heart (its over 200bpm without it). Did i shorten my lifespan bros??

>>17676721
Yolo

>>17673696
based

>>17671540
Those are surprisingly tasty.

>>17676721
yeh

>>17676721
>Used to drink 10-12 5 hour energies a day
silly anon you only need five 5 hour energies per day

>>17673696
I need it for the goth aesthetic

>>17676721
The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and that phrase is specifically about /sip/ fiends

>>17676721
they should have warning labels explaining this
but it's crazy how people will OD on drugs just because they are normie drugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAtaIZD0Ebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj_AOzSSDMM

me, I grind up like 60g of coffee per day maximum

>>17678088

It's okay. Bit too chemical tasting for a fruity drink. I've noticed these have slightly fewer carbohydrates than the normal ones (48g vs 60g)

>>17669001
It's jewish poison, making it cringe by default.

>>17670595
the apple one is breddy gud, where do they even export it except SK?

>>17678708
>Jewish
Energy drinks are an Asian invention, improved by an Aryan Austrian man.

>>17678730
SK as in Saskatchewan?

>>17678302
>sips say drink no more than 1 a day
>caffeine is know to be deadly in high doses
>"hey lets try overdosing"

>>17669001
For me it's Monster Mule (zero calories) or white ultra

>>17679057
blame the CDC, they're the ones saying 400mg of caffeine daily is absolutely fine

For me it's

>>17679427
had one
probably the worst beverage i've ever consumed
smells like cat urine
tastes like fish food

new hatsune miku flavoured monster is pretty fucking good

>>17674151
I like pipeline punch because It reminds me of happier times when I was at disneyland with my dad and I paid a single dollar a day for unlimited refills on drinks, and I got through so much fruit punch because I'd never had it before

Actually, that's a good point, I'm not american but is there some drink mix you can buy that makes fruit punch? I don't know what brand it was but if it's in disneyland it's probably a coke product

>>17669001
For me it was baller's blend

This was fucking disgusting, tasted like vomit.

>>17678934
South Korea you Prairie homie fuck

t.albertan

>>17680188
>chocolate energy drink
What did you expect?

>>17669001
Do the Monster Diet. Drink 5 cans of Monster Zero Sugar Watermelon throughout the day (only 60 calories altogether). Then just have one small meal in the evening, and you'll lose buckets of fat without feeling hungry.

>>17669001
All energy drinks are bad for you.

>>17680522
Yeah but you don't eat healthy 100% of the time right?

>>17680500

The monster coffee chocolate ones aren't bad.

And I expected it to taste like chocolate, not vomit.

>>17680474
Hahahaha that makes more sense. Long live the prairies

>>17679427
The super berry is the best one

>>17669001
Depends. So many of them have insane amounts of B vitamins; monster is one. Only ones I can drink are Bang and 7-11 quake cause of that and it doesn't contain stuff like taurine. I only drink one on occasion and I take the whole day to drink it. Pic related.
>>17680188
I've had the protien ones before; peanutbutter and cookies and cream. Not bad honestly. Way better than slimfasts my mother drank back in the day.

>>17670595
this shit can keep me awake all night

>>17680948
Always wanted to try the protein ones, might get those next.

>>17674080
The blue sour patch flavor is easily the best, most of the rest are about mid

>>17671540
i'll never drink this swill but fuck if that isnt one sexy looking can

>>17669001
monster tastes gross to me. i like sugar free rb

>>17670614
your opinion has been discarded

>>17669275
i have tried every single redbull flavor and my favorite is tropical or peach, am i insane?
>>17669448
truth
>>17669456
>>17673711
i will never be able to perfectly describe the taste of these, they just taste like blue powerade flavored plastic?
>>17674080
you must be over 18 to access this website
>>17680626
truly the arnold palmer of energy drinks
>>17680188
i tried the weird pink + blue unicorn looking one and it was fucking nasty, i normally finish everything but i couldn't drink more than half

>new flavors and brands come out
>they're all zero sugar
it just tastes worse. who does this even cater to? the people who drink 6 a day to be slightly healthier?

>>17669001
We used to get the ones with the yellow Monster logo, think it was called Ripper, and it was just the best one. Above Pipeline Punch and Mango Loco and Oceanic Punch and etc etc. But it disappeared at some point cause there was some issue with an ingredient in it or maybe it had too much of a certain ingredient or something but I miss it so much. Even though I like the other ones they just aren't as good as the Ripper.

>>17682231
>>they're all zero sugar
>it just tastes worse.
This 1000%. It fucking sucks.

Best of the best

>>17682327
I still get Ripper where I live. The one I haven't seen in ages is Assault. Monster's distribution is all over the place and varies across regions it seems.

When I used to drink energy drinks I would go for uptime. Monster was never really good, I'd usually just get Monster coffee if I was gonna buy one.

Actually, back in 2015-16 I drank a lot of AMP. Does anyone know if the flavor changed since they brought back the mountain dew branding? I loved that stuff.

>>17682591
Man, lucky you. I don't see it even in the gas stations that normally stock wacky shit. After whatever incident got them discontinued I guess we just never bothered bringing them back after it was fixed. At least I assume it was fixed and what you guys get aren't just fucked.
Is Assault the one with the red M? Or the one with the army camo? The red one I don't see either. Last time I saw it must have been like 2017. Seriously. I don't think we ever had the camo one but I know of it cause my friend was abroad a few months ago and got one.

>>17682231
>who does this even cater to?
people who aren't braindead fatasses...

btw I noticed in europe there's way more advertisement for coke zero and pepsi max. and every little takeout place has one of them

while in the US, some fast food places are stuck on diet and regular coke appears in ads way more

>>17682915
>people who aren't braindead fatasses...
I've been drinking one can of energy drink (with sugar) almost daily and I've lost almost 10 kgs in the last months. It's no problem if you exercise and don't stuff candies down your mouth.

>>17682938
ok but you would be even healthier if you didn't drink retarded liquid candy for children every day
and zero sugar drinks taste just as good these days

>>17682947
>and zero sugar drinks taste just as good these days
Some of them.

>>17682947
Based and sugar free-d

>>17682947
>and zero sugar drinks taste just as good these days
they literally don't. absolute tastelet.

>>17683386
such as??

btw I noticed there is dr pepper zero here in uk. I never saw that in the US.

but that's how it is. you get the products you deserve

best flavor for me
simple as

>>17683719
Based man of culture. Will sip one tomorrow because of your post.

>>17669001
absolutamente basado

>>17673696
This is is my favorite ultra along with the violet one and it goes really well with my favorite summer shirt,ultra white is pretty boring,it tastes like Sprite

>>17684154
30yo boomer memes pushed me into drinking white and it took a while before I dared to venture to other flavors. Now I have discovered ultra paradise and ultra black and there is no going back to white.

>>17684183
>30yo boomer memes pushed me into drinking white
the absolute state of this malleable nibba.

>>17684197
I'm sure a large number of people on 4chan (and normalfags once the meme because mainstream) tried it just because of the meme. I had never tried monster before that lol.

>>17669001
Cringe until someone makes one that doesn't taste like cough medicine or rubbing alcohol.

>>17684551
>cough medicine or rubbing alcohol.
But that's the good thing

>>17670595
i drank the shit outta these when I was visiting romania cus they were like .25 cents each had a great time

>>17669001
Neither. It is cute.

>>17683719
Based
>>17683725
>>17684183

>>17684944
Mathematically impossible. How...

>>17684956
I am incredible

>>17669250
/sip/ is a /fit/ staple you faggot. You’ll learn to love it

>>17678934
>pineapple
Based. By far the best flavor. The haji mart I go to started stocking them on my suggestion and now all the local gas stations carry it. I like to think I started a trend

*blocks your path*

I wish they still sold ultra black near me. It’s like ultra red, blue, black has disappeared completely where I live.xx4xg

>>17685636
Hell yeah! I'll give you credit for that too

>>17669001
Who the fuck cares
It's a drink
Move on

>>17673856
Ain't nothing wrong with the original, it'll always be good to go back to. It's just... old.

>>17686553
black can tastes like vomit, get white can

Just drink water you subhuman manchildren. Enjoy your kidney stones

>>17669001
Only slightly above whiteclaw. Imma still call you a faggot though.