/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17651791
Chili without beans is like chicken soup without noodles. Worse.

Lindt 85% dark chocolate.

Chili without beans is like chicken soup without poop. Better.

>>17651791
The beans are the best part. Leave out the beef and idc, i mostly just eat chili for the braps

>>17651802
>chicken soup
>NO poop
noted

>>17651805
Go make your bean soup thread somewhere else, this is a chili thread

I dont like beans in my chili and I hate niggers

>>17651810
Chili has beans. Texans are retarded.

>>17651791
OP pic has beans in it, you can clearly see them.
OP BTFO of himself

>>17651827
Jalapenos aren't beans you retard

>>17651791
Fuck beanless chili. If someone gives me a bowl of just meat and chili sauce, someone's getting punched. Beans are the fucking best

>>17651791
Beans are an important part of any chili

>>17651832
>>17651833
Back to your bean soup thread

>>17651837
Chili is bean soup, retard

>>17651841
No it isn't faggot

>>17651850
Yes it is, retard

>>17651791
Tell me this, are you against any vegetables at all in your chili? You just want boiled meat?

>>17651791
>what are some secret ingredients you use that spice up your bowl o red?
Beans

>>17651873
He's from Texas. The worst state in the USA, literally more gay than Commiefornia. Just endless strip malls and queers. I hope texas secedes so we don't have to deal with their faggotry anymore.

>>17651791
>BEANS ARE NOT ALLOWED THEY RUIN THE PURITY OF MUH CHILI
>adds fish
>adds exotic overseas plants

OP, confirmed

>>17651899
Yeah basically. I'll make chili with or without beans, any time I want. Don't care about OP and his stupid purity laws. Since he's Texan I'll just say he can't make pizza or donuts worth a shit, and he never will.
t. Northeastern anon

>>17651963
>Northeastern
Opinion discarded, fuck outta here
Go back to making chowder.
Unless you're secretly from Ohio ("we're secretly part of the northeast guis"), in which case your intense and unending seething for having a dogshit state 'delicacy' is accepted.

>>17651791
>what are some secret ingredients you use that spice up your bowl o red?
Kidney beans. Sometimes butter beans as well. Sue me faggot.

>>17651791
>what are some secret ingredients you use that spice up your bowl o red?
Cyanure.

>>17651791
Chili with beans is still chili shit for brains

>>17651791
Beans living rent free in your tiny little mind.
Sad.

Beans. Without it it's just meat stew.

I have these things. Do I need anything else to make chili?
>kidney beans
>beef
>onion
>garlic
>tomato sauce
>tomatos
>chilis
>chili powder
>cayenne pepper
>black pepper
>paprika
>beef and chicken stock

>>17652669
Depends on your chilis. I like some heat so just like hatch or poblano leave it feeling bland. I'd also recommend tomato paste, it adds a deeper, richer flavor.

>>17652681
If it needs more heat I usually just add some hot sauce, but I just get green chilis and a jalapeño. Tomato paste is too strong for my tastes, I reduce my liquids down a lot and it just overpowers the dish.

Beans or it is just spicy bolognese

>>17652720
You mean spicy spaghetti preggo with meat.

>>17652244
The bean soup thread is just around the corner

>>17652586
Yeah that's what chili is

>>17652669
You forgot masa and added beans for some reason

>>17651963
>>17651887
>>17651791

Texas fag here from Houston/San Antonio area. I make my moms chili recipe which is her mothers recipe which is her mothers recipe. Chili is a "what's in the cupboard dish like Gumbo. Cocoa and peppers of your choice are required. Beans optional. As long as your chili is thick like a stew you're good. Lot of fuckos serving chili watery like a soup.

>>17651791
>a dash of cocao powder
so you add bean powder?

>>17655719
Not legumes

>>17651791
beans and diced tomatoes are mandatory

>>17657143
For a bean soup? Sure, but this is a chili thread

>>17651791
>>17657192
Why are you california transplants like this? Christ, you guys are almost as obnoxious as faggots from arizona.

>>17657192

>>17657192
Chili without beans is a meat stew. Try harder, texfag.

>>17655711
No one asked

>>17651829
Jalabeano

>>17652669
Anchovies.

>>17651796
based

>>17658459
isn't that a green bean?

>>17658499
Jalagreeno

Whose got a good recipe for this stuff?

>can of beans
>can of corn
yep, its chili time

>>17658519
i don't care for corn in chili but i see nothing wrong with, i means chili comes from the heart of bean and corn country ffs

>>17651841
>calling sloppy joe chili

>>17651791
Ground beef
Spicy Italian sausage
Half can of beer
Onion
Celery
Green pepper
Red pepper
Jalapenos
Diced tomatoes
Chili beans
Kidney beans
Pinto beans
Tomato paste
Beef stock
Salt
Pepper
Garlic
Thyme
Oregano
Worchester Sauce
Liquid Smoke
Coriander powder
Paprika
Cumin
Chili Powder
Cayenne pepper

>>17651791
chili should only be chilies you fancy yank fuck

>>17658854
that sounds a lot like how i make my chili, i use wild turkey 101 instead of beer

Why do people discriminate against beans in their chilli, what's the big deal? They basically melt in your mouth. My mommy made chilli with beans in it and it was delicious

>>17659512
i didn't like beans in my chili when i was kid because i through they were bugs.

>>17651791
Hold your horses, buster
We haven't agreed on anything, if there's no beans it's a ragout and not a chilli

>>17651791
Kidney beans in chilli are based. FOH

>>17659540
No, the dust has settled, and we will no longer refer to any dish that includes beans as a "chili", thank you

>>17658518
I do

>>17658854
That recipe unironically sounds awful, bud

Beans vs. more peppers, onions, celery, zucchini, tomatoes, and meat etc. Wow what a tough choice. To be expected of /ck/ though since most of you are fat, lazy and only talk about fast food and ecelebs all day.

>>17661869
why not just use more of the veggies and then less of the beans?

>>17661911
Beans do nothing for me. I don't really care what people put in their chili or what they call it in all honesty.

>>17651796
This is a fair comparison. Texoids btfo I guess.

>>17651796
/thread
Only a true tastelet would eat chili without beans.

the dust is settled that the only thing that belongs in chili is peppers and beef!

>>17651791
What the fuck is this stupid /ck/ meme? Are you just gonna eat beef and tomatoes? It's not chili without the beans. I don't even like beans but they add depth to the chili.

>>17662091
nope

>>17662097
>tomatoes
yeah, i'm thinking you don't know what chili is buddy

>>17662091
No, you forgot masa flour. That's the third essential ingredient.

>>17662091
You forgot the beans.

OH MY GODDD i love the feeling of smelly wet shit spilling like a hose from my asshole. Its the only reason I eat chili. I like to sit backwards on my toilet and watch porn while I brap one out

I almost got evicted because I started screaming too loud when I had an especially Spicy Bean Juice Supreme (what i call the biggest sharts)

if you make chili with ground beef your a loser. chunks of chuck only

>>17662321
>chunks of chuck
Spoken like someone who doesnt make real african chilli. Where it originated from

>>17662321
Now that's based. I like to trim the fat strips then render it for tallow to cook my ingredients in.

>>17661869
>zucchini
filtered

>>17662091
just put hot sauce on a steak at that point because that all your "chili" is

>>17662293
no that would be cumin

>>17662336
Just like 44% of your lineage

>>17658552
>chili comes from the heart of bean and corn country ffs
Chili wasn't from Mexico if that's what you're referring to. That's a common misconception. Chili as near as anyone can tell is legitimately a Texas original dish. Mexicans historically denied having anything to do with it. They're pretty clear on what their own dishes are and chili con carne wasn't one of them.

>>17662483
that's still heart of bean and corn country

>>17662474
Spices and flavor enhancers are an accepted part of chili to the point that adding cumin, oregano, onions, and garlic are a required part of a modern chili, but the original dish was preserved beef packed in a mix of masa flour and ground chilis that was rehydrated and boiled on the trail.

>>17662509
Beans are poor people food here, dude. You don't eat them if you aren't living in a trailer or a mexican.

My argument against beans is pretty simple. They detract from the point of chili.
It's similar to the autistic list of rules Jiro had for eating at his restaurant where you aren't supposed to dunk it in soy sauce and you gotta eat it right away so the temperature and consistency is optimal.
Or I guess kind of like how people get offended if you add salt to a dish they made.
Getting the meat and peppers in peak condition for an intense chili flavor is the point of an honest chili con carne bowl, and beans or other fillers are more if you don't care about cooking and just want some slapped together snack.

>>17662536
chili is poor people food

>>17662532
no. beef, peppers, cumin and a little masa to thicken it are the OG chili ingredients

>>17662583
You may be right about the cumin

>>17659512
why do people discriminate against macaroni in goulash? because it's a completely different thing with the same name. your typical bean "chili" only has like 3 ingredients in common with real chili.

>>17662603
Chili should only have chilies in it. It's right there in the name. Does spaghetti cacio e pepe have mayonnaise? No, it's got spaghetti, cheese and pepper. You northerners can't get anything right, can you?

>>17662793
This is similar to carbonara not containing cream or god forbid peas

>>17651791
>beans don't belong within a mile of a bowl of chili
How is it like having no taste receptors at all on your tongue?

For my chili, I like to add a spoonful or two of these bad boys. Adds depth and smokiness.

What do you all like to serve or have your chili with? Me personally, I put out saltine crackers, white and yellow shredded cheddar, minced onions, jalapenos and sour cream for people to have, and I like crackers, cheddar and some onions myself.

>>17665900
cheddar cheese, sour cream, diced white onions and corn chips

>>17665900
>>17665919
Both based options. A squeeze of lime is a good addition too.

>>17666000
I like lime and avocado on top of white chili

>>17651791
>no beans
>anchovies
Nice gag chilli anon, had a good laugh about that

>>17651798
this so much, people love my chili since i add chocolate

also I add some ground chicken liver to enhance the meaty flavor

>>17658854
i would ditch the sausage the liquid smoke and replace it with smoked paprika and ditch maybe the beans, desu i like it both ways.

I found dark wheat bear from bavaria is the best beer for making chile

for paprika i usually go with sweet snack paprikas, i dont know if there are a different breed or just younger, but they are smaller and sweeter than the one you normaly find in supermarkets

also add dark chocolate for the last hour of cooking

>>17666385
Now that's a cool idea. I may give it a shot with beef liver

>>17651812
I'm Texan and I've had chili with beans since I was a child.

Only retards care what others do in their own kitchens.

>>17662314
Based brapper

tomato is a gateway drug that leads to beans.

>>17667141
drugs are good m'kay

>>17651791
chili cheese bean dip> chili con carne

>>17651796
>>17651805
Fuck off with your beans, nigger.

>>17651805
american moment

Wait, what do you put in chili if not beans? They're like the base.

>>17651796
based

>>17669418
nothing, they are just eating meat with hot sauce on it

>>17662460
Eat some veggies every now and than fatty, I promise it won't kill you.

>>17670726
zucchini does not belong anywhere near chili.

>>17657202
How about you dumb fucking Midwestern shits learn something for once. Chile con carne is Texan. Most Cali fags also make chili wrong.

>>17669418
>Wait, what do you put in chili if not beans? They're like the base.
Chili con carne is:
chili peppers
carne
This isn't complicated, anon.

>>17669418
The base is meat you tard

>>17670751
Whatever you say cooklet.

hatch green chilis, sauteed and cooked down first. Its not for everyone but its for me.