/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17662870
Serious question: does suffering actually improve the flavor of your meal? To be clear I don't have any qualms about killing my own food, I've twisted heads off of chickens and gutted fish. However I've never eaten something that was still quivering with life and I don't really understand the appeal. Is it just some low-cunning instinct rewarding sadism with a psychological rush of pleasure?

>>17662909
Just Nerves, but it looks strange.

>>17662909
Also some (Asians) think the Adrenalin (stress) improves the flavor.

>>17662909
Fish is always better the fresher it is, and I'd imagine the point of serving the filet on the twitching corpse is a guarantee that it's the absolute freshest possible.

What sick fuck has an entire folder of chinks preparing seafood alive?

>>17662942

>>17662873
> "salt well"
> sprinkles the most pathetic amount of salt on
How to tell it's a gay man making the video

>>17662877
Why are slantys like this?

>>17662993
>How to tell it's a gay man making the video
Takes one to know one

>>17662888
You will eat tze bug

>>17663092
I feel like he had absolutely no plan going into that video. Just kept grabbing stuff from the pantry.

>>17662909
Sometimes it can be twitching due to the energy left in the body, but it's actually dead. I don't think that's a big deal. But from what I've read, stressed animals produce drier and tougher meat. So people who think it tastes better are probably just sadists.

>>17662942
>>17662951

I dated a Asian girl in school and it really is like this. Usually taught by the grandparents and this being "traditional". They sing songs to them as young kids and it's about things like how a floppy cooking fish tastes good and that if you get served one that isn't moving isn't fresh. It's very cult mentality. The problem is even her grandparents are not old enough to have been alive at any point when they would be starving from the government and forced to eat bugs, fish and anything else that moves. Old asians still think they lived through the 1880s.

>>17662951
cute little asian girls

>>17662870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKi5IqnTEU

>>17663375

The guy filming is probably gonna give them an amazing 2 dollars tip for that mess while he eats and imagines how it would be like to be poor.

>>17663035
lol this is funny. i assume it's some supermarket called UFC's "cooking" channel, but it's still funny. it's just fucking ground meat logs, what is it with the fancy editing and meme ingredients. you don't need to use pre-ground pepper or wax paper lol. and i'm a bit surprised that pajeets or flips or thais or wherever this recipe comes from don't use onions or cumin to flavor ground meat.

>>17663375
one time when me and a few m8s linked up i ordered an interesting looking desert (judging from the ingredients) and we all had to stand there mortified while the girl brought me something with a hollow chocolate ball in the middle and spent 30-60 seconds leaning over my shoulder and melting the top off with a blowtorch. how embarrassing.

it wasn't even a fancy restaurant, it was a pizzeria. what kind of a moron do you have to be to find that sort of thing appealing

>>17663501
thank you for this insight

Ive been living in Japan for the past 8 years, I noticed since the country has been closed to tourists for the past few years they are getting wild. Whale, dolphin, turtle, horse, frogs were all extremely rare before corona, now just about every supermarket sells whale and dolphin, even in my rural mountain town.

>>17662942
Tbf its not like its hard to find. Hell there was some asian youtuber who straight-up posted videos of her eating animals alive.

>>17664140
And sushi restaurants are selling all of them when before I'd seen whale maybe once.

>>17662873
Would you really need the corn starch in this case? Since they threw in orange peels and it contains pectin wouldn't that thicken it up anyway, albeit, more slowly?

>>17662909
In this case it's a freshness guarantee.

>>17664213
I think most pectin is in the pith, which doesn't taste as good. You can see he avoids it when cutting off peels. I think that would work, it would just be slightly different flavor and texture and like you said would take longer.

>>17663501
>1880s
Four Pests Campaign was from 1958 to 1962. There are definitely people alive today old enough to remember food shortages.

>>17664499
>seedless
Isn't that a seed in the middle?

>>17662870
Serious question
Are Asians even human?

>>17664510

>>17662928
This is what I imagine doing to frogposters

>>17662896
Hey would anyone want raw lobster tail !?

>>17662888
Western governments want to grow the population so much that they are encouraging people to eat bugs so they can fit people in every square inch of their nation for GDP growth.

>>17662917
IT JUST NERVE ROUND EYE BING BONG CHING CHONG

>>17663375
Here's your 600 dollar pig slop birthday wagie

>>17664557
If it makes you feel better, plenty of East Asians think this shit is insane. It's similar to like, fois gras or meat from an arena bull in the west (although much more cruel, even compared to the bullfight).

>>17662917
Oh no, anon. It's not just nerves. See, fish are special. Fish have all their essential organs just ahead of their gills, in the "head". All the meat past that is just guts and meat, which they can live without for thirty minutes.
If you prepare the fish fast enough, which these cooks do, you can serve the fish with its meat neatly chopped up while it's still alive.

My ex once got a fish from a fishmonger and took about thirty mins wandering home and when she put the bag on her kitchen counter the fish jumped out, no guts or anything.

>>17662870
yum parasites
sashimi meat must be flash frozen first

>>17663122
This is an insane amount of mayo, but as a combination this makes a great starter if you use a more sensible amount.

>>17664140
>>17664150
Interesting.

>>17662870

>>17666433
I only now see this is yogscast shit, used to watch simon and lewis as a lad

>>17663375
Sprinkle and smash a bunch of freeze dried shit all over the table... great.

>>17666580
I hear this whenever i see this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW_dYf-RKgc

>>17663764
>spent 30-60 seconds leaning over my shoulder
>girl

What did she smell like?

>>17667594
He still doesn't work out his stroke arm and it honestly just angers me at this point to see it

>>17667617
It's permanently settled into a dick grabbing position too

>>17667698
I like the idea of a baked bean cafe, but Heinze are shit.

>>17663092
>beef stock
>beef cube
>fish sauce
>check salt level
>add brown sugar
kek

>>17667584
:(

>>17662909
No, the opposite in fact. The adrenaline and other chemicals that kick in make the animal taste worse and rot quicker.

>>17662942
Like the other anon said they're all over YouTube. Been watching Japanese cooking and now get recommended 'how to skin a live squid' that has like 11m views. Other Japanese preparing live animals

Really fucking weird

Unless you're a vegan/raise and kill your own animals humanely you don't really get to judge how the japs cook and kill their animals, sorry whitey

>>17668111
I am a vegan that raises and kills my own animals humanely.

>>17668111
we don't make a point out of inflicting as much pain as possible

lmao @ you retards who think these fish somehow make it to the dock alive

they hit the ice and go night night soon as they are on the boat

>>17668127
based
>>17668134
>i just bought it from costco I'm sure it had a heckin great liferino and didn't suffer at all at any point

>>17668139
>this kills the crab

>>17668111
the only legitimate reason to be a vegan is to make your cum tastier, change my mind

>>17668169
keeping a animal alive while you cook it =/= using a captive bolt at slaughter

>>17668111
>only people who have never done anything wrong are allowed to point out that beating a dog to death before cooking it is bad
>if an animal didn't live a completely carefree life it might as well have been boiled alive
You're a poop brain

can someone post the one with the 2 obese creatures sitting in a car and doing faces for a food review video thumbnail

>>17668223
No.

>>17668193
>xe thinks the beef xe eats lives like this
oh no no no

>>17668218
excellent false equivalency anon, care to proceed to the strawman phase of your argument?

>>17668259
i drove all over the country and most of what you see is cattle fields for thousands of miles that look just like that pic.

>>17668265
>excellent false equivalency anon, care to proceed to the strawman phase of your argument?

>>17668259
nigger I grew up with cows over the back fence I know how cattle are raised. over here a "feedlot" is literally a normal paddock with maybe 4x more cows than the grass can support and grain in a trough around the edge. they've got room. they've even got windbreaks for shelter. stop watching american retards on youtube.

the only confronting thing here is slaughter. well, also bobby calves, which exist to btfo vegetarians.

>>17668139
quake 4 - stroggification process

>>17662951
:baw:

>>17664140
Based, fuck tourists

>>17662938
@0:05 I thought the blue jacket was george floyd

>>17668245
Ruining the picture is funny enough, but they went too far and ruined the eating experience too. Thing is all mush now

>>17662877
THE FOOD IS ESCAPING

>>17667602
That's one huge butter knife

>>17667843
Gross Botox monster

>>17662904
500$ + tip

>>17667698
seems like a great snack after a night of drinking and for you to only eat it halfway before falling asleep and spilling it inside the bus

>>17667627
this is gayer than butsegs

>>17664549
>bell peppers
Ummmm ackshuyally there are natural sugars in them so that's not keto

>>17667584
Remarkably cruel. I bet it tastes delicious though

bump

Now it's a good webm thread

>>17668709
>that wirr be $300 baka gaijin

>>17668744
Not food related and as such I will be forced to report you to the jannies. Rot in hell chud

>>17668704
Holy fuck that must feel fucking terrible

>>17668704
What is it exactly that he pours into his drink? Leeches?

>>17668745
t. walmart employee

>>17668745
You better also report yourself for breaking the site's rules.

>>17668748
full grown spermies

>>17668744
Do you believe this is voluntary???? This is the type of shit they get fired if they dont do because management is a bunch of evil liches.

>>17668746
I'd rather do that every day for a month straight than do this >>17668744 once

>>17668903
Based Ramsay going old school.
I want to see him make a baked Alaska

>>17669041
>Do you believe this is voluntary?
Yes. They chose to work there.

>>17669248
based PriPri poster

>>17668744
do the wagie

>>17668748
Probably pond loach which are freshwater bottom-feeding fishes. They are eaten across east Asia.

>>17663501
east asians have some oxytocin receptor mutation that makes them have lower empathy and altruism. it's not all of them, but in some places as much as 80% of them. imagine being born an asian in one of these societies with normal level of empathy, it must be a fucking nightmare.

>>17669439
UMA DELICIA

>>17667584
Asians have no souls

>>17667594
>>17667642
>>17667653
fat fuck

>>17668702
>it's strange how the same culture that tortures small animals and eats them alive without remorse can come up with something so cute and innocent
>oh, it's so they can torture the fake animals with a knife, too

>>17662870
>>17662877
>>17662896
>>17662923
>>17662951
Have they not discovered cooking yet?

>>17669455
They need to fire the guy who forgot to shave. He doesn't look excited at any point.

>>17662870
is he ok?

>>17662951
uoooohhh :sob:

>>17669547
thats so cute, what a good brother

>>17669611
what was he thinking?

>>17662951

>>17668744
Remember the Jews did this, they want weak wagies to dance for them

>>17669734
It's interesting to me that the hotdog comes out before the sauces and not covered with any of them. You would think they'd splurt out first

>>17669752
i think the same thing when watching porn

>>17662901
What on earth is that

>>17669776
you will eat ze bugs

>>17669791
Are you sure this will help us sell burgers?

>>17669791
The only thing this woman ever needs to cook is my buns in her oven

>>17669796
>"White culture doesn't exi-"

>>17669794
>burgers?

>>17669825
Why do Jack's hands look like a woman's here?

>>17669801
So shitposting, I can't see them living a day without each other, I hope if one day they die, they will leave this world together

>>17669547
why no msg? that make uncle roger sad

>>17669819
This is what happens when the dark folk use kitchen equipment

>>17669830
NOT THE BEES

>>17669857
Takes a lot of body confidence to be such a slutty thot. Good for her.

>>17669857
Is it extra for her to fart on my glass while she pours

>>17669915
Why?

>>17669822
thats just too much cheese

>>17669937
it was actually a ad campaign by the milk company to show how easy it was to open the milk carton after receiving complaints it was to hard to open.

>>17669830
why do they continue? who would buy this? why don't they pack up and go somewhere else?

>>17669830
The heat of the bees cooks the dough

>>17669961

>>17669959
they're doing it on purpose, they like eating the bees

>>17669983
do they taste like honey?

>>17667642
Imagine how nasty their shits are afterwards. I hope they had only one bathroom in the house so that the collective stink would gather after each successive dump they took. The embarrassment they would feel leaving the bathroom completely fumigated with their unloaded stomachs, all for the next girl to enjoy. giwtwmsb

>>17669819
Uhhh qrd?

>>17669959
>Chink characters on the price signs
I'll give you one- no, three guesses as to why anon. Think about it long and hard.

>>17669921
She's been farting all day with your average case of liqour shits, it's complimentary

>>17669726
Two nukes was not enough.

>>17669439
I bet you genuinely believe what you just typed

>>17670069
the pilot light probably when out and enough gas built up to reach the stoves pilot light

>>17670116

>>17669791
name? I'm sure there is more of her with the way the camera films her

>>17670285
why would you want that?

>>17669685
That the barrel would keep the moisture in?

>>17670316
to determine wether or not I'm going to beat my meat to it

>>17669961
The supply lines to the egg fort need to be refortified.

>>17670469
Are those monkeys okay?

>>17668744
Americans are so fat they can only dance by moving their arms. Everyone in this video is shaped like a potato.

>>17670532
They had triplets but he ate the other two. More a "chunk" than a chink, amirite?

>>17670472
I hate this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>17670555
this is why people use a little cornmeal on the peel

>>17670569
always squirt some in the sink first

>>17669248
where is this from?

>>17670580
I like that you two jokes to make and just decided "fuck it" and sent both

>>17662916
Do want.

>>17670515
they're just taking a nap :)

>>17667843
that dude looks unsettling, who is it even?

>>17669611
still not hitting the FDA recommended internal temp for poultry

>>17670106
>races can't be different
tranny or butthurt chink?

>>17671394
A racist nigger, what a surprise

>>17671394
white people do be crazy doe

>>17671394
someone get this nigger some hot cheetos, brown sugar and tapatio

>>17669850
I think that guy may have seriously hit his head.

>>17669815
We need to stop them before they become too powerful.

>>17669857
Definitely a health code violation. For Shame.

>>17671077
This is the fattest chinaman I've ever seen.
I didn't think they grew that big.

>>17668259
There are thousands and thousands of beef cattle where I live. I have yet to see any of them not living like this. One of my cousins is a rancher. Cows are not mistreated at all. Cows are literally pampered until a couple minutes before slaughter. They live a better life than most of us.

>>17669499
>strange how the same culture that tortures small animals

>>17672089
rmao

>>17670515
yeah, you can see them petting the sleepy monkers so they have good dreams at the end

>>17670469
6 million pity

>>17663375
fucking fag has a halo over his head

>>17672339
oh hey i've been here, the food was awful but performance was cool. kinda a surreal experience

>>17672439
Meow chow

>>17667642
Bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips

>>17670057
the sugar on the third pan is WAY more than the other two

>>17671823
>thanksgiving food
>white
huh

>>17668245
Absolutely soulless robot eyes

>>17662870

>>17669857
Is it socially acceptable to first sniff and then lick the body of my glass in this situation?

>>17672651
Two diet one regular

>>17668742
I miss him

>>17672107
make fun of chinks & japs as much as you want but caring about social issues like "animal abuse" when it comes to regular cooking make you seem fake and gay you liberal trans "fur babies" owner

>>17669776
read the file name.

>>17668562

>>17671394
Maybe he prefers his food on a cafeteria tray during Chow Time right before hitting the yard.

>>17662951

>>17672884
>boiling a live animal and cutting it up with scissors as it squirms in agony
>"regular cooking"
gay retard

>>17670057
SEAfag here, how come westerner's body is more tolerant to sugar? Is it just better genetic, better diet, or are you guys prescribed to insulin?

I have 2 relatives who are suffering from diabetes, and I'm 100% sure they consume less sugar than the average westerner.

>>17673138
We aren't. The amount of diabetics in the states is nuts.

>>17673172
But from what I've seen, apart from their size, their body looks functional.
My relatives are so sickly compared to the fat westerner I've seen.

>>17673138
https://www.cdc.gov/diabetes/library/spotlights/diabetes-asian-americans.html

>Nationwide, as many as 1 in 4 people who have diabetes don’t know they have it. But for Asian Americans, that number is higher—around 2 in 5. Why aren’t more getting diagnosed?

>Body weight plays a big part. Being overweight is a risk factor for developing type 2 diabetes, but most Asian Americans aren’t overweight and so may not seem to be at risk (their doctors may not think they are either!).

>But people of Asian descent have less muscle and more fat than other groups and often develop diabetes at a younger age and lower body weight. That extra body fat tends to be in the belly (visceral fat). This isn’t the “inch you can pinch,” the fat stored just under the skin. Visceral fat is out of sight, wrapped around organs deep in the body. You can’t tell how much visceral fat someone has by just looking at them.

>Visceral fat is also sometimes known as “active” fat because it drives certain processes in the body that can increase the risk for heart disease, stroke, and other serious health conditions. Everybody has some visceral fat, but having too much is a major risk factor for developing type 2 diabetes.

>>17673138
https://www.cdc.gov/diabetes/library/spotlights/diabetes-asian-americans.html

>Nationwide, as many as 1 in 4 people who have diabetes don’t know they have it. But for Asian Americans, that number is higher—around 2 in 5. Why aren’t more getting diagnosed?

>Body weight plays a big part. Being overweight is a risk factor for developing type 2 diabetes, but most Asian Americans aren’t overweight and so may not seem to be at risk (their doctors may not think they are either!).

>But people of Asian descent have less muscle and more fat than other groups and often develop diabetes at a younger age and lower body weight. That extra body fat tends to be in the belly (visceral fat). This isn’t the “inch you can pinch,” the fat stored just under the skin. Visceral fat is out of sight, wrapped around organs deep in the body. You can’t tell how much visceral fat someone has by just looking at them.

>Visceral fat is also sometimes known as “active” fat because it drives certain processes in the body that can increase the risk for heart disease, stroke, and other serious health conditions. Everybody has some visceral fat, but having too much is a major risk factor for developing type 2 diabetes.

>>17670469
Felipe minha sogra fez aqui também

>>17662908
Creamy vagina

>>17664626
Oh yea that fits observable reality. western governments are definitely encouraging people to eat bugs. Now, arnt there meds you should take today?

>>17671086
>chicken broth, two pieces of broccoli and a raw egg
yeah, that's how they eat ramen in japan. also in germany you eat döner when you come out of a bar drunk

>>17672439
WE ARE SIAMESE IF YOU PREASE

>>17670580
xD

>>17663092
nila gang nila gang nila gang nila gang

>>17664510
>sneedless
isnt that sneed in the middle?

>>17673846
What if I don't please?

>>17667602
>he still uses iron clever
baka my head

>>17669779
why do they call that dog a coon, its not even black

>>17669815
fascinating, didnt know brazilians could prepare edible looking food

>>17667584
Won't that be really tough, though? Octopus should be either frozen or beaten so you tenderize the meat. It's one of those weird cases where FRESH isn't the best.

>>17673065
its fucking seafood you massive pussy

>>17670472
what was his last video/meal before the stroke

>>17674054
That fat foodtuber had a stroke too?

>>17669822
Me to your mother

>>17674070
is that not jack pre stroke?

>>17670555
>Lamecock

>>17674070
>>17674076
kek. i didnt watch to the end and just assumed from fat gut and hands that it was jack

>>17674076
No, doesnt look like it

>>17672884
You need to spend less time online, its clearly messing your brain.

>>17673231
Fascinating read, thanks.

>>17674271
>>17674295
Cute

>>17662993
>>17669503
It's not even that they lack empathy. They're all sadistic fuckers that get enjoyment from the torture and pain (perceived or otherwise) that their meal endures.

>>17674295
I like how he points at it
>look at his suffering

>>17671030
I didn't want to samefag myself, and I loved them both like children; the choice was just too hard to make.

I'm gonna go get some Mickey D's. This thread made me hungry.

>>17674410

>>17674459
Gizmo?

>>17668742
Will somebody please explain to me why the guy in the foreground is shooting like a dozen raw eggs?

>>17669248
>gross nutritious sausage
>delicious hunk of empty calories and vinegar

>>17669708
No fucking way

>>17674032
eat shit, chink

>>17672236

>>17667843
Is this a descendant of the Bogdanoffs?

>>17669786
>gay pride
kek

>>17670881
oh fuck i remember when this person was everywhere
what a mental case
i know its just 'pretending to be le crazy for laughs' but even that extends to the level of mental illness, esp since im p sure they live their whole life on camera and have a boyfriend that they treat like some kinda rescue dog

>>17671086
those all just seem like the most easiest and most common foods to just quickly order or pick up in their respective countries

>>17672112
I'm not a massive pig monster, but a weird part of me kind of wants to be on oxygen like that. Just tubes in my nose feeding me pure air. It must be invigorating.

>>17671394
Niggers can’t sense subtly. They need everything dialed to eleven or it just doesn’t register in their primate brains. You can see this phenomena in nearly every aspect of their culture; their food, music, language, clothing, etc.

>>17669248
Lmao nips are delusional

>>17669815
Don't do it! Go back to monke before it's too late!

>>17670069
They tried to make meatballs.