/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17668316
no because we're not fat.

>>17668316
I partied with a Mexican taco pie the other night.
But now I feel itchy and will be going to a clinic today.

>>17668316
not really. pastry snacks don't really jive with our palette
>t. American who lives in Australia now and has to eat fucking pies and pie-based snacks constantly

gimme some cawn dogs at least

>>17668681
you can get corn dogs at any take away. they are called pluto pups

>>17668730
maybe if you live in the big smoke cunt but not up in the hell's waiting room called the Hunter Valley

>>17668730
>computers?
>we call e, clickety clacketies

>>17668316
That's just a fucking biscuit

>>17668766
nah theers meet insidee

>>17668730
no-one fucking eats those when you have superior cornjacks and chiko rolls

>>17668316
Meat pies seem based, literally just a burger hot pocket with some organ meat thrown in. Would be better if they had some cheese or veg though

>>17668730
>pluto pups
kek in the Southern USA we call them pronto pups.

>>17668681
Are you high or just dumb as fuck?

I wish. Savoury pastries seem nice

>>17668681
You're retarded, it a good think you're on an island with other retards

>>17669063
anon I live and die for Hostess (and Drakes) fruit pies, but those are the same flaky bland puff pastry you get in the UK and AUS. and they aren't fucking savoury!

also thanks for making me feel sad because I'm sitting in fucking Newcastle NSW and there's literally no chance that in the next 5 years I'll have a Hostess fruit pie

>>17668941
>Would be better if they had some cheese
Kiwifags do this by default

>>17669107
You can get a fruit pie at Christmas, that's about the same

>>17669127
What's even the difference between kiwicunts and aussies? All I know about them is they have even more cucked immigration and gun laws

>>17669130
¥ucky. not the same at all

>>17669136
Australia is like America but with the proportions of cities and culture spread completely differently, almost similar to Canada but even more spread and weird. New Zealand is literally backwoods West Virginia no matter where you go.

>>17669136
Kiwis are like Canadians to Americans, or the Scots to the English. Perpetual seethe.
>>17669148
>New Zealand is literally backwoods West Virginia no matter where you go.
Except Auckland where half the population lives, which is like San Francisco

>>17669148
>New Zealand is literally backwoods West Virginia no matter where you go
So it's full of poor racist hillbillies? I had the exact opposite impression. If so, based
>>17669157
>Kiwis are like Canadians to Americans
See, this is the impression I had, watered down Aussies with no balls

>>17669163
South island is hillbillies. North island is poofs.

>>17669168
>inverse England
Everything really is upside down down there

>>17669168
they're all Hillpoofs

https://youtu.be/6PtmZnJZZjs

>>17668681
>pastry snacks don't really jive with our palette
Have you never eaten breakfast before or

>>17669179
oh anon you sweet summer child, we're not talking pancakes and waffles, we're talking flaky baked puff pasty like meat pies and other agitators

>>17669183
Have you never eaten a breakfast pastry before you daft cunt? Literally half the country stuffs their face with bear claws and fruit/cinnamon rolls and French pastries every morning

A few years ago a pie shop opened near my work in a industrial estate and they sold all kinds of weird pies like crocodile, emu, rabbit, camel, wild boar etc. really tasty but they didn't get many customers. tradies were too stuck on their traditional beef pies.

>>17669136
kiwis go on a website to gossip about autistic people and fat women

>>17669196
Not those kiwis you silly billy

>>17669192
>wild boar and rabbit pies and tons of exotic game beasts
>ausfags would rather eat beef
Literal peasant mindset

>>17669106
Get out, those are nowhere near comparable to a meatpie.

>>17668665
>american
>not far

>>17668749
Depends on where in the Hunter you are, but you can get them at most highway petrol stations.

>>17668316
what is that like biscuits with sauce? do yuros really??

>>17669618
It's not Euro, it's South Chinese.

>>17669477
we are always near
look outside your window

>>17669602
Mrs Mac's doesn't count anon

>>17669136
Cucked? NZ is famously difficult to migrate to. Unless that's what you meant?

>>17669618
they are just mini meat pies you serve as finger food at parties along with mini sausage rolls and sometimes mini spring rolls

>>17669477
>And rapidly approaching

>>17669683
trader joe's has these frozen and they taste like shit.

>>17669696
if you mean these they are nothing like party pies

>>17669717
They look pretty fucking similar mate

>>17669106
That's dough not pastry

>>17668665
this cope goes hard

>>17669192
rabbit pie is so fucking good though. And wild boar is delicious. Both of those would be amazing in the Aussie meat pie form factor. Fuck, now I have a craving for 2 products which literally don't exist

>>17668316
Pizza rolls are the cultural equivalent to party pies for us Amerifats.

>>17668941
Most bakeries have a cheese option. My go to is steak, bacon and cheese if they have it. steak and kidney is number 2. steak and onion number 3.
I used to live near a French bakery that sold a beef bourginon pie and a chicken and leek pie, both of which slapped

>>17673901
Cook them yourself and make a thread you nigger. Help revitalize the board.

>>17673904
For basement dwellers. For people actually having a party people usually make their own shit out of puff pastry or something. We like to outdo each other, not serve shit you would give an 8 year old.

>>17673914
I usually cook an assortment of things different ways for get togethers. Don't come at me with your pillsbury puff pastry bullshit.

>>17673914
So you think it's normal for people to turn up to a party and compete to have the best fillings for puff pastry. OK weirdo.

>>17673912
I will faggot, but only if you bump my homemade pie thread with a thoughtful and worthwhile reply

>>17673931
I'll only do so if you deliver, nigger.

>>17669214
You're right, Hotpockets are better