/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Every time I go to Disneyland I get two or three of these. It's expensive, but worth it.

>>17666257
>>17666250

>Disneyland
>Disneyworld

YASSSS SLAYYY! I FEEL JUST LIKE A LITTLE FAT PRINCESS HERE!! G IS THAT STAR WARS??

>>17666257
Good call, pretty much everything in the New Orleans Square is great.

>>17666264
Does it help your irony-poisoned brain to know I haven't been to any theme park in over a decade but still crave the mint julep at Disneyland? Maybe you should dilate, tranny faggot.

>>17666250
>>17666264
For me, it's the Blue Milk™ plant-based coconut and rice milk beverage, included with purchase of the $24.99 Bubo Wamba Family Farms Light Up Souvenir Sipper™.

>>17666279
Honestly the green milk is better.

>>17666276
When you can't take a shitty jab, you become the soy wojak.

>>17666283
Take your own advice tranny.

They had to switch over to normal plastic cutlery within a week of opening because people kept stealing these.

>>17666302
They brought them back now as an an add on for like 10 bucks.

>>17666276
>I'll take the Blumbo Glorpo Soy Mint Supreme with Light Up Sippy Cup and Bubo Action Figure for 39.99
>My wife's son would like one too please!

>>17666318
Who doesn't want a heckin frosty Yub Nub cocktail with a collectible plastic cup for $32? The perfect treat after a long day of adulting. Don't forget the craft beer board!

>>17666267
every component of that filet entree is grim
>>17666250
my childhood friend's literally retarded aunt worked at six flags and lived in a trailer park walking distance away, so we could get in for free. but that was it, no rides, no food. rides were pretty easy to sneak onto kinda just blending in with a youth group or looking in the trash for lanyards or wrist bands. 90% of the time, the ride attendant didn't even give a shit. we got pretty good at cheating vending machines and pilfering stuff from snack kiosks, or sneaking into the unstaffed food stands and fixing nachos or stealing cokes or icecreams. stolen food tastes better. pretty kino summer memories

>>17666250
The first time I ever had panda express was when I ordered a shit ton and ate it in line for raging bull at six flags great america. It was a warm summer evening, and most people had left the park so the lines were super short. My friend got a huge turkey leg instead. The best days are the first to flee.

I can't imagine how much of a coomsumer someone has to be to still willingly give their money to Disney and the Disney Star Wars franchise.

>>17666455
Yes, it's much better to just sit in your mom's basement and hate literally fucking everything in the world. That makes you much more interesting.

>>17666250
The corn that they grill in the husk and dip in a giant vat of butter. Pretty good.

>>17666461
Removeth the stick.

>>17666464
Touch grace.

>>17666250
I like this even though most people say it's bland

>>17666279
>Not even real milk
Disney knows its audience too well.

>>17666487
OMG IS THAT THE DISNEY BLUMBO THE MOUSE MEAT FLAVORED SOYSTICK?? FOR 29.99?

>>17666487
It's not bad but there's better easier options. If I want a quick bite I'd rather get something like the spring rolls.

>>17666471
The restraining order went through last week, though.

>>17666455
Took the wife and kids to get it out of the way years ago and to get the nostalgia effect from when I visited as a kid. Good times, pricey times.

>>17666276
They sell alcohol there?

>>17666508
Disneyland just started a few years back in a few select places. Disneyworld has sold alcohol for longer, mostly because of Epcot and the World Showcase.

>>17666257
>can I have one of those cherries? they're my favorite.
>rerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorero

I had some surprisingly good brisket at LEGOLAND.

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>>17666461
lol I own my own home and have since I was 20.

Hot sausage sandwich, potato patch fries, and an ice cream bar covered in chocolate and nuts at Kennywood Park in Pittsburgh, PA. That was ages and ages ago though.

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>>17666549
I never got this scene. Either Rubber Soul somehow knew about Kakyoin's weird ass cherry habit that nobody else seemed to know about or the two of them just happened to share that same fucking weird habit.

>>17666560
Who cares, weeb?

Too many people at the parks for it to be enjoyable.

For me, it's the Angry Dog. For the boyfriend, it's the Slightly Annoyed Dog.

>>17666560
that's why it's so memorable because the expectation is the real guy would eat it normally

>>17666560
the majority of SC was scooby-doo levels of retarded from the main characters, in a fun way
see: nobody giving a shit what oingo boingo do while disguised much to their frustration

>>17666616
>"Fries"
so what are they?

>>17666643
Hot Cheetos.

>>17666640
I figured he was just being trolled in that scene.

>>17666318
You are the cancer

>>17666455
You sound sad

I never been to one but I would try try the dole whip

>>17666487
That looks disgusting and the faggot that spent the time getting le perfect shot should an hero

>>17666250
youth group trip to kings dominion when i was a hs sophomore. had a huge crush on this one girl in my grade and all my friends knew about it and were pushing us together all day. i finally managed to slip away with her from our group and we stopped for some churros and i told her i liked her and she told me she liked me and we kissed. we dated for half a year or so before breaking up and becoming friends again but that was the first real 'love' i had and whenever i have a churros now ill remember how soft her lips were and how sweaty and nervous i was on that summer day.

>>17666276
There is no room on this board for your hateful, festering soul. Begone.

>>17666264
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>>17666347
>>17666455
>>17666464
>>17666493
>Imagine having never been to the most magical place on earth.

Knoebels pierogis, shit's fire. I miss the fuck out of that little park. Also the pizza at Via Napoli at EPCOT.

havent had these since i was a wee lad, i wonder if the "cheese" sauce is/was actually good or if it would just taste like weird chemicals to me now

either way, these were always my favorite thing to eat from Six Flags

>>17667499
I've been there, but I'm also able to laugh at myself. I rode the original Star Wars Star Tours five times in one day like a faggot and I was devastated to hear when they took the Twilight Zone branding off the Tower of Terror.

>>17666515
Forget Disneyworld and go to Busch Gardens in Tampa. Plenty of beer and the rides are much better.

Took family to Disney world a when kids were around 6 to 9, boys hated it thought everything was girly and fake. Plan B was Busch Gardens. Boys were loving it, going on rides they really weren't big enough for, I was loving the beer and cute Florida girls, wife was loving not hearing complaining from the boys. Perfect day. We then stopped off at a Golden Coral where the little monsters went back for seconds and thirds.

>>17667557
Sounds like you have several redneck boys raised an equally dumb father.

>>17667537
Tower Of Terror is still the same in Disney World.

>>17666250
For me OP, it's the Festhaus at Busch Gardens.
>giant german fest hall
>lots of great german food
>fucking plebs who don't like the food don't come inside

>>17667930
Sounds decent.

>>17666250
I've never thought of kraft dinner on a hot dog, but with ketchup and a bit of pepper on top I bet it's really good

these icey things they served at the local renaissance fair that were served on half an orange

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>>17667499
>muh heckin star warz

The kitchen sink

>>17669348
Beaches n' Cream is a criminally underrated spot at Disney. Best burgers and chili. Most of the rest ranges from meh to overpriced even for Disney standards.

>>17667557
Did you copy paste this from a Facebook post?

>>17666264
This is just being retarded. Disney World/Land are perfectly fine amusement parks and most of the park has very little or nothing to do with any property.

>>17666250
Reese's peanut butter cup funnel cake at Hershey park
Shit tasted amazing but even with our party of 4 adults we couldn't finish it

>>17670083
That looks pretty fucking awesome, but also like the densest food ever.

>>17666250
When I went to Universal Studios I had some Jurassic Park dinosaur leg and it was pretty good. It think it was a turkey leg but this was in Japan so I dunno how common turkey is over there. Gonna say not very.

>>17670181
Oh, and butterbeer was alright. As I was drinking it, I started talking to a guy who I thought worked at the park, but he was just some Japanese dude dressed up as Snape and his wife and kids came over. I still have that mug in my stuff somewhere.

>>17670138
Yeah like I said 4 people couldn't finish a serving that size, they also had a normal hershe's chocolate version but I didn't try that

International Food Court at Knobel's Grove, huge selection of quality food served in a big pavilion for pretty cheap. I tried alligator there an enjoyed it. Plus there's a train locomotive outside that the kids can climb on.

>>17666493
you must be such a depressed person irl. when did it get to you, must be like 6 years by now?

>>17670063
>The resurrection of the theme park industry is critical to Disney’s bottom line. In 2019, the segment, which includes cruises and hotels, accounted for 37% of the company’s $69.6 billion in total revenue. Typically, theme parks account for the majority of this revenue.


You're a lying faggot

>>17670347
Good job not learning how to read.

>>17666487
it tastes like a hotdog
why

>>17670194
Is the Butterbeer alcoholic? If not that's a hard pass.

>>17667502
It blows my mind Knoebels gets it's dick sucked for food when almost everything is fucking generic Sysco branded crap.

All they have are Hand Cut french fries and good ice cream and it either hard carries or they pay off people

>>17670724
It's not.

Yak & Yeti at Animal Kingdom,
pretty decent American Chinese, better than regular Disney stuff because it’s run by an outside source (Landry’s family)

There's something magical about Disneyland's clam chowder on New Orleans' Square

>>17671207
It's pretty good, but I can only get it late in the day because I don't need that much bread and shit when I've got a day of walking ahead of me.

>>17666264
a-anon... why are you so right...? ig qa won in the end...

>>17671207
>>17671260

imagine eating clam chowder before hiking around a theme park on a hot day and riding roller coasters lol

looks alright though

>>17671453
That's why I said I'll get it at the end of the day. Also Disneyland itself has only one or two rides you could call a "rollercoaster" and they're both pretty tame.

>>17666455
This. I don't understand why people are ready to go to a theme park or funfair in general (scamorama !) ; even less to a Disney theme park in the middle of a pandemic + economic crisis combo.
Am I sociopathic or just ahead of the culture ? The Internet fulfills all of my recreation needs but shorewalks.
>>17667499
Begone shill

Is disneyland food that good that it's literally half the posts here or have disney consoomer sois taking over the board?

>>17672038
>Am I sociopathic
No, just a loser autist who has never had friends and will probably die alone.

>>17672039
The put cream cheese in their grilled cheese sandwiches XD

>>17672044
OMG IS THAT HECKING BLUE MILK?? WHATS THE SOY CONTENT BRO

>>17672065
Sounds like I struck a nerve.

>>17666250
Curry Popcorn at Tokyo Disneyland.

>>17672067
Capslockfag is not the "loser autist".
t. loser autist

Favorite ride?

For me its Little Dingo's Diabetes Runaway Kiddie Coaster (with babyseat for my wife's child)

>>17672039
They're the biggest and most well known parks in the world, and one of the only ones that actually put effort into their food.

>>17672039
You know onions isn’t wordfiltered here right?

Also probably best thing for me was a burger or something at Coaster’s at Knott’s.
But today, I prefer ghost town.

>>17672185
>1850 yen
holy fucking christ no

>>17672229
That's for the collectible bucket, which are common at parks. Like I have a chocobo one from Universal Japan.

>>17672238
OMG THATS SO COOL!! I LOVE YOUR HECKIN FINAL FANTASY GAME REFERENCE!! THATS SO WORTH 49.99

>>17672238
Oh that's a lot more reasonable then

>>17672221
wait really
soy soy soy soy soy

>>17672307
soy
soyboy
soyjak

>>17672067

>>17666406
I would stick my dick&balls in a dippin dots freezer until they froze of just to have some one more time

>>17672245
Sorry you're poor

>>17672248
Yeah the regular box is only about tree fiddy. Also the Hot Wine at Disney Sea is pretty good on a cold December night.

>>17666670
That was confirmed by araki later on.

>>17666555
i haven't been back to kennywood since they started serving before they started serving beer

what do you even do at theme parks if you don't like roller coasters?

>>17672590
Disney parks at least have relatively few coasters. Most of the rides are more atmospheric and are about immersion and/or storytelling.

>>17672590
trip on shrooms, eat as much food from every restaurant that you possibly can, buy a little 18 year old prostitute, maybe snort some coke and try to sneak into Club 33 at night. i'd say 3k can get you a pretty sick hookup for a weeks worth of vacay there.

>>17672590
Depending on the park
>ferris wheel
>gondola
>observation tower
>mini golf
>haunted house
>carnival games
>carnival food
>mascots
>drop towers
>swing ride
>tilt a whirl
>various other spinning flat rides
>log flume
>dark rides
>swimming pool
>waterslides
>lazy river
>zoo
>safari
>dolphin shows
Don't go to six flags though, that it almost exclusively coasters

>>17672775
>dolphin shows
is that like a donkey show?

>>17671184
Their house rice is fantastic.

I felt my first titty at six flags great adventure so it'll always hold a special place in my heart.

That said a good ol fashioned turkey leg or carnival gyro is top tier.

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>>17672730
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>>17672834

>I-IMMERSIVE RIDES!! IM A CRYBABY WHO CANT HANDLE ROLLERCOASTERS WAAA DISNEY SAVE MEEEEE
>UHM acktually Im not a child I just prefer STORYTELLING rides like Scrumblo Dinkos Wild Ride

>>17672859
Is there a reason for your shitposting?

>>17672903
explain why you like Scrimblo Dinko's Wild Adventure

>>17672834

holy shit bro. I felt my first titty at six flags too. No joke

>>17672928
ok, you're just shitposting.

>>17673019
>NOO DONT INSILT MY HECKIN DISNERINO!! SPLURRTT OOPSIE THERE GOES MY POOPSIE!!

>>17673040
Loser.

>>17666250
Cedar point has one of those urban style BBQ joints now. It's exceedingly mediocre and over priced like any theme park food so it's not really special. I just really like southern food and BBQ even if it's 2/10 so it gets my vote I guess.

>>17666555
I have lived in PA for 26 years and I have NEVER heard of Kennywood before a few days ago. Where do you Pittsburg fags get off?
I know about dourney, Hershey and knobels but what is it his literally who park

>>17673667
You are just dumb then.

>>17673672
Just sounds like the faggiest park out of the main 4 that I know about. Sorry bud

>>17673674
I don't care about the opinions of dumb people.

>>17673682
That’s okay. That won’t make your irrelevant park any better

>>17666989
Hold on to those memories bruddah. It's been downhill from there and it isn't gonna flatten out.

>>17669348
MODS!!

>>17672065
No, really though, you're a total fag.

>>17666250
Looks like it would lack acidity

>>17672934

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>>17672834
could this be a demographic defining thing? i don't believe in coincidence, but i also don't know if that old pic of that woman impaled by plane piss was real or fake.

>>17666250
Before Ren Faires got taken over by furries, a huge mug of mead while flirting with a girl cosplaying as a drow. Those places were a trip, 10 years ago.

>>17673773
>ren faires being taken over by furries
>furries also causing ren faire food to stop being made

what?

>>17666279
>$8 for some rice milk
What the fuck
Half of that would still be a lot

>>17673784
Not him, but I would also give up on my favourite food if eating it meant I had to suffer the company of fetishistic exhibitionists.
>inb4 "hurr, furfags are normal people, bro"
No.

>>17673798
This is what I meant. I stopped going because I wanted to eat, play games, and interact with others. Not have to deal with all the people with buttplugs holding their tails on.

>>17666855
All soyjak posters come from discord raid groups. Never teply to them.

>>17666279
I like the breakfast Ronto Wrap

>>17674215
That'll be $12.49, plus tax.

>>17674233
Doesn't look too bad

i had some deep fried alligator on a stick breaded in frosted frlakes
was p good

>>17674256
This is the only correct answer although the tentacles from 2 taste better in my headcanon
>>17672039
It depends on where you go, some of the places in the parks are barely above cafeteria food (e.g., Cosmic Ray's or Pecos Bill in Magic Kingdom) and others have better options. Typically the newer parks/areas have better food. They are pretty explicit in the guides about what is what if you learn to read past the terminology they use.
Epcot during the Food and Wine Festival is the theme park food GOAT. The last couple of times I went my brother, brother-in-law, and I ditched our families at the Mexico pavilion and went on the "world tour" by using all the snacks we had left on the meal plans to try all the food and drinks. It was a pretty sad display of abandonment and excess. It was also when I saw Kenny G at the America pavilion and annoyed the guy beside me (who was unironically interested in Kenny G) because I drunkenly thought it was Weird Al.
All that being said the resort food at mid-level and up is much better than the park food. We ate most of our meals at the resorts. It's a better selection and probably healthier too.
I agree though that Disney is pozzed as shit and I'm trying to wean my family off them.

>>17674233
I do really like this, just hate having to go all the way across the park first thing in the morning for it.

>>17666487
What the fuck is this even supposed to be

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>>17666264
I'm gonna grooooom

>>17673667
I was there once, the highlight is a really cool dark coaster called the exterminator, other than that I remember everything else being garbage, like some weird noah's ark themed walk through attraction that accidentally feels like a haunted house and a surreal garfield themed indoor log flume

>>17674256
Popcorn stall 1 is really good value.

>>17667557
Sounds like a lovely middle class life and other anons shitting on you are just jelly basement dwelling incels

>>17666455
This, especially modern Disney parks, they are nothing like how they used to be. Too expensive, overcrowded and capitalist, for lack of a better word. I prefer going to other parks now, not nearly as crowded, often have better rides and not nearly as much penny-pinching and rip-offs. The only thing Disney has going for them is branding and nostalgia, which it seems they are doing their best to destroy every passing week. I don't even think they are the best in Orlando any more, Universal alone looks far more interesting, especially with Nintendoland.

>>17666250
Walt Disney food is unedible for anyone from the first world. Only mutts consider what they serve there food. They even manage to fuck up McDonalds...

>>17675284
*sigh*
time to slowly raise prices until you fags stop giving me this message

>>17674256
What game is this?

>>17667930
was way better before seaworld bought the place. Now it's mediocre cafeteria food

>>17675940
this is basically how it works IRL, lmao

>>17675532
Universal is complete trash.

>>17666455
Disneyland was actually fun to go to because it had heart and soul and you could feel it vs the soulless heartless jew corporate hellscape that is disneyworld designed to extract as much of your sheckles as possible. Post lockdown Disneyland has been on a mission to remove all the heart and soul it had in favor of jew soullessness penny pinching and finally sold its soul when it introduced lighting lane and magic genie+. Knott's Berry farm is still King as best theme park in southern California, its overflowing with heart and soul and their boysenberry pies and boysenberry funnel cakes are the best theme park food ever.
>>17675532
Correct universal studios is better except for Nintendo land, NL has that Japanese soulless npc sterile feel that Nintendo has been perfecting since it sold its soul to greed post Nintendo ds.
>>17676272
Disney mom shill detected

>>17676351
>If I say the word soul a lot that counts as an argument, right?
Nope

>>17676351
>>17676362
To further the points I made here look at how much soul Knott's Berry farm has https://youtu.be/MUdSEde3sJA?t=157 you will never find that in any Disney jew run theme park you will instead find this https://youtu.be/bHE_13PoYdM?t=29 Plus Nintendo land has the same soullessness, compare old nintendo (soul) https://youtu.be/K783SDTBKmg with current Nintendo (jew) https://youtu.be/hQaRBOI-9kg it looks like toontown but take away the soul and build it for man children

>>17666495
Almost ten dollars for spring rolls? How big are they

>>17676534
Big enough that they don't feel like a total ripoff.

>>17666267
>leaving out the best part of New Orleans square

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>>17676496
>>17676362

Favorite Ride? Mine is Little Dinkles Fairy Princess Adventure (PG13). The story telling at disney is so hecking immersive!! So glad I don't have to ride any scary coasters!!

>>17676351
>knotts
Its so ghetto stfu. Youre either poor or have never been to a good park.

>OH MY GOD IS THAT ANOTHER HECKING WATER RIDE THAT LOOKS LIKE A MOUNTAIN?? IS THAT TREES?? BIG METAL UNTHEMED COASTERS?? FUCK YES!!

>>17676496
>fat fucks eating pie is soul
Lol

>>17666666

>>17670299
Knoebels! Nice. Might go there again this summer.

>>17676791
>ghetto
don't talk to me about ghetto from your glass house disney shill https://youtu.be/0cTbip8STVo Knott's is a better park all around to Disneyland and that opinion has now been cemented since disney decided to allow paid DLC for waiting in the queue. Anything for a little more sheckles to the rabbi mouse
>>17676795
The soul comes from the fact that it is naturally built from the ground up https://youtu.be/J9uNJPKkyB8?t=93 all you saw was a portion of the festivities you can have at Knott's as opposed to sterile sanitized corporate approved day at Disneyland that you now must go through the app to navigate through or you cannot enjoy your day at the park

>>17677438
Tell me a ride with soul there. One with as much immersion as Disneys dark rides

>>17670299
Based PAbro.

>>17666250
Fuck yeah, I love the Xigbar

>>17677444
I'll give you my two favorite rides, Calico Mine Train, which Walt Disney copied the idea of a hidden queue https://youtu.be/K09jzfzOHog and Timber mountain log ride https://youtu.be/6YLzYzotCgA Plus their Halloween variants, Halloween log ride https://youtu.be/kZxSpgI6lHw and calico candy mine https://youtu.be/pFcHOBWwDaE if you are in town I highly recommend you visit its located down the street from Disneyland

>>17677763
Better light on the calico candy mine here https://youtu.be/qW6PIRuwlP4 and to maintain the topic of theme park foods I highly recommend you watch this video of Knott's Berry Farm foods https://youtu.be/X1O0vG97SN0

>>17666279
>Bubo Wamba Family Farms Light Up Souvenir Sipper
KEK

>>17666250
Catfish Sundae
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBg3gxRNV54

>>17666555
Potato patch doesn't have heinz ketchup anymore, its a crime against humanity.

>>17676010
Rollercoaster tycoon

Aw, I liked the soyjakposter.

>>17679165
That's close enough. Also the pic on the right was taken really badly.

>>17666487
I watched a YT video EmmyMade did and it looked pretty good but I’ve never once heard anyone who I know who has been there rave about how good these are. I’d like to try one but I can live without knowing

>>17679174
Dude, please.

>>17674256
>>17676010
>>17679147

>>17672554
I really prefer the idea that they genuinely notice it wasn’t Jojo and Oingo was defeated by his own retardation

>>17677438
You've made me sad I did Disneyland and not this, which I'd never heard of.

I'll now never go, as I found LA and California to be a hellscape full of people I couldn't stand to interact with. I went thinking it was going be fucking amazing and I couldn't have hated it more.

>>17674233
that's a stupid fucking idea

>>17679174
It's a normal photo

>>17666487
have you guys never had smoked turkey legs? they are delicious except for all the cartelage

>>17676722
It still boggles my mind that they don’t serve it anywhere in WDW. Not even in the Port Orleans resort.

>>17679268
You did NOT just heckin say that about Blumo Umbo's authentic el rondo beast meat 100% vegan breakfast wraps, just like they ate in episode 64 part 2 scene 45x of the classic Disney Star Wars bangalorian miniseries! It's the kind of 1:1 scale kinoriffic reproduction that Babish would make!

>>17666250
Food, theme park. I loled. Everything is shit in all themes parks.

>>17671207
You can get it in New Orleans Square? I thought you had to go to Fisherman’s Wharf in DCA?

>>17666282
The blue milk tastes like fruit rine

>>17679421
Disney World unironically has some of the best food you will ever eat

Why don't grocery stores carry dip n dots anymore? Now you can only get them at theme parks

>>17679448
>Disney World unironically has some of the best food you will ever eat
Wow, imagine being this much of a poor normie

>>17666616
>7 shekerinos for a fucking hot dog

>>17672730
>tripping in a crowded, public place
Sounds fucking awful. Never understood the appeal

>>17679488
Poor?

>>17679207
The current longest RCT ride takes something like 100+ real life years to finish
Mr. Bones will always have a special place in my heart though

>>17672515
>Yeah the regular box is only about tree fiddy
>clearly states refills are ~500 yen (~$5)
???
Surely refils aren't more expensive than buying a new box?

>>17679225
I don't disagree with you assessment of California, but you can always come back LA does indeed suck but there's other stuff to do, plus Knott's is cheaper and you can always hit up universal studios and then six flags as well plus any number of the water parks.

>>17666250
In 2009 I was at a Paramount (at the time) theme park and missed an opportunity because I was feeling stingy.

A booth was selling a 'Love Guru Shake' to promote the film. That film is the reason why most zoomers to look puzzled when you mention the name Mike Myers.

>"Who the hell is Mike Myers?!"

So I never got to try a shake based on one of the worst films in history and the brutal end of a former A lister's career. I wonder what it would have tasted like?

Nothing beats the classic — a piping hot pronto pup corn dog w/ a smear of yellow mustard.

>190 replies
>no granny’s apple fries

>>17679894
Preach fellow Legoland enjoyer!

>>17679894
Never been but assuming these are deep fried apple slices it sounds pretty good.

>>17680036
They are. They are also tossed in cinnamon sugar and served with whipped cream.

>>17679876
I'll never be to old to enjoy a corn dog.

>>17674256
>not the burger stall
ngmi
But for a serious answer, this last summer I went to Dorney and holy shit the food options were not even that good AND expensive. Like 40+ dollars for like two burgers and a side of cheese fries. Best thing I had there was Ritas.

>>17680786
this is why I go to Hershey

bump

>>17666250
I must've had 3 or 4 of these in a row. The whipped cream on top combined with the fizziness on bottom is like cocaine to me

>>17679894
this just brought back a core memory

the absolute best fried chicken i had was at tokyo's ueno zoo. crispy, juicy, perfectly breaded. fucking bizarre

the smuk turkey isn't really that great but it's irresistible

>>17679702
That's for refills of the collectable containers which are bigger than the 350 yen boxes.

>>17666491
“Real milk” is just hormone juice that turns people into trannies. No animals continue drinking milk into adulthood like humans do

Never went to Disney. Never understood why people wanted to go. Looks like you spend half the time waiting in lines

>>17683316
Because it's fun?

>>17683316
But anon it isn't like that at all, it's actually charming and relaxing and fun, all day

>>17666250
was at epcot 2 months ago
germany had some great beer
england not so much

>>17666495
I hate Americans so god damn much

>>17683645
EPCOT is the bees tits and always has been

https://youtu.be/TyKOA9k9qrw

>>17683305
This explains why asiatics are so effeminate and androgynous. It must be all that milk they drink!

>>17683652
We don't think about you at all.

>>17683670
I am American though

Has anyone been to the Toad Cafe at Super Mario World in Universal Studios Japan?
https://youtu.be/ifb1WmsSCh8

>tfw you have to wait at least 2 more years to experience this in America

>>17683753
I just love the fact they actually have Peach’s cake as an option

>>17683753
>>17683767
fucking h'weeb shit

>>17683753
>>17683767
The whole thing is completely soulless, just like everything modern Nintendo does.

>>17679448
>some of the best food
Kek what?

>>17683817
>tfw i've now lived long enough for mario bros to become weebshit again

>>17683830
sorry anon but it's true

>>17683830
Epcot has some extremely high-rated restaurants and all of the food stands are run by ambassadors from their respective countries. I wouldn't say it's the "best ever" but all of it is really good and some of the high-end restaurants are genuinely fantastic.

>>17666257
what is this?
t.nearly 40 and never been to disney

>>17666616
tfw no /ck/ gf

>>17683853
Jesus get some standards man

>>17667557
if you are serious which i think you are this sounds lovely, and makes me not seethe at you but truly wish i had a family of my own

>>17684068
Not an argument.

>>17679894
this looks really good

>>17684042
I googled it and it's a Disney version of a mint julep.

>>17679894
The only food thing I remember from when I visited Legoland as a wee lad were the fries, which were Lego shaped
That was pretty cool

>>17684042
"Mint julep" served at the French Market restaurant. Compared to a typical mint julep, this one is made with non-alcoholic creme de menthe, limeade, and contains no bourbon

>>17684111
You can get them with liquor now.

>>17684115
Oh, neat. I heard they started doing something like that when they were forced to shut down most of the park awhile back. Trying to promote it as sort of a dining/resort experience.

>>17684136
It's been requested for a long time, and with Galaxy's Edge having an actual bar they figured it was time to relax the rule across the park. It is nice being able to order a Hurricane in New Orleans Square to go with my meal.

>>17667514
Soul

>>17683829
>SOUL SOUL SOULLESS SOVL AAAA DO I FIT IN YET
for fucks sakes find a new word already. uninspired. derivative. corporate. creatively bankrupt. made by committee. sellout. trite. dull. shallow. brainless. cookie-cutter. tried-and-made. money-grubbing. jewish.
coincidentally these are the same words i'd use to describe the avatar theme park at animal kingdom. the blue popcorn is something else though, it doesn't taste like popcorn at all. it's more like a dozen almonds exploding in your mouth. can't decide if i love them or hate them.

>>17666279
>blue milk
>green milk
>bubo wamba family farms light up souvenir sipper
heckin yaaaaaaaaass qweeen

>>17684547
Ok, so the Nintendo World at Universal is uninspired. derivative. corporate. creatively bankrupt. made by committee. sellout. trite. dull. shallow. brainless. cookie-cutter. tried-and-made. money-grubbing. jewish.

Happy now?

Got some sort of brie crepe in the frogistan part of epcot, it was really good and surprisingly filling.

>>17685525
For this year's Food and Wine festival I guess they're going to have a lot of cheese based dished due to Ratatouille, so I'm looking forward to that.

>>17684959
Imagine being so obsessed you save pics like this.

>>17666250
>best food
Park food is bland OP. Bland or a stupid gimmicky dish. Other than that is gimmicky junk food you can sometimes get else where.

>>17683753
>Popcorn Mario kart is $41
>Popcorn not included for that price

>>17672775
based

>>17683767
>tfw you will never get to taste Peach’s cake

>>17683830
Yep, their annual Food & Wine festival is a pretty big thing. A lot of famous chefs partake in it.

>>17679165
are those salmon eggs?

>>17688375
Considering everything else is fruit, they are obviously boba pearls.

>>17685174
I haven't been happy for over 20 years now

>>17688383
they look more like boba poppers than pearls

>>17688962
Is there a difference? I honestly don't know since I rarely partake in weeb shit.

>>17688966
poppers are filled with juice and explode like caviar in your mouth
pearls are slimy and gross like snot

>>17688969
That makes sense, and yeah they are definitely poppers then.

>>17688923
Well do something.

>>17676722
I had one of these in February when I went to visit. Unbeatable

>>17672554
got the sauce where araki said this?

>>17690738
No cause fuck weebs.

>>17670299
>Three wonderful pieces of Latino cuisine for chump change
>Hand drawn signage, imaginably from a jovial employee who loves their job
>Old timey locomotive for chi'rens to play upon
>Imaginary employees are super friendly and treat you as family
>Imagine hanging around as sun sets with folks as the staff close up
>Imagine having complimentary beers with staff under patio lanterns for hours
>Fall in love with waitress and open up to her about life ambitions and emotional goals
>She's dreamed of a man like me forever
>I throw it all away and move to town to be with her and the 'Grove krew
>Enjoy a perfect life of love, friendship, and food with absolutely no regrets whatsoever with my wonderful cervesa queen.
Nice place anon

>>17692651
okay that started nice but got weird anon. but you do you I guess

For me it's the mickey shaped waffle.

>>17692671
I had one once out of obligation, and it was decent but nothing special. The breakfast buffet at the Contemporary Resort is pretty great though, love loading up on eggs and bacon and sausage before starting the day.

>>17692651
>Knobel's Grove
Looks fairly priced and wholesome. Im not even mad.

>>17683753
you just know in the north american version that mushroom will be filled with french fries

>>17666250
For me it was peanut butter and jelly pizza from Goofy's Kitchen.

>>17684547
Why is there a theme park for a movie nobody liked?

>>17694037
You mean the highest grossing movie of all time?

>>17694025
I would never order this, but if they had it out for a buffet I would definitely take a slice.

>>17694186
Yeah, exactly. If I had kids I'd make for them at home though.

>>17666461
>NOOOOOO DISNEY IS FOR ADULTS TOO YOU HECKIN CHUD!!!!

>>17694039
Everybody saw it because of the 3D hype. Nobody liked it.

>>17694335
I liked it.

What do you guys suppose they're going to serve at those disney housing communities (a la celebration fl before they walked out on it) they're trying to start in every single state in the US? Think they'll have actual theme park elements right outside your friggin house? lemonade stands on the sidewalk set up by cast members?

>>17694393
>hotdog stands run by cast members on street corners
>disney bars for all the disney adults
>fast food restaurants that are just in-universe in the movies like pizza planet

>>17666643
most likely these

I'm Swedish and I went to Disneyland in Anaheim in 2010.
I don't remember much about it except there were like no lines for space mountain so I went on it 3 times.
I see people complain all the time about how there are long lines and the average guest only gets to go on like 5 rides but idk if the park was just empty that day, but I rode probably like 15-16 rides in one day.
>astro blasters one twice
>splash mountain twice (which broke down once during the climb so we got a free fastpass which we used on thunder mountain)
>space mountain 3 times (was my favorite)
>indiana jones
>matterhorn
>haunted mansion
>pretty much all the small rides
>rode the train and the monorail.
so 12yo me had a great experience at disney in 2010.
Had pizza in tomorrowland too.

Have the lines really gotten THAT bad since I went?

>>17694818
A lot of the less popular rides will only be 10 to 15 minutes, and even the most popular ones rarely exceed an hour wait at absolute peak times. Plus if you use Disney Genie Plus it's even less.

>>17694453
Pretty sure it's the cheeto version of that.

Went to Disney once about a decade ago
Had a pretzel it was pretty good
Ate a veggie burger because it was cheaper than the regular burger, didnt care for it but it was filling
Generic hot dogs
Kinda disappointed I didnt eat as adventurously

The corn dog at Disney land is really good corn dog

>reading through this thread
>see a faggot shit talk Kennywood in Pittsburgh
My girlfriend always demands that we get gold season passes each year as she is a theme park whore. Been to the majority of Cedar Fair parks, Disney, and the random roadside ones.
Will admit, Kennywood's potato patch fries are bretty gud.

>>17695906
Look like some decent fries.

>>17666487
this but it was at a six flags

>>17666461
>projecting this hard
Didney worl is for children, you manchild. Grow up

>>17667573
t. Unmarried and without children

>>17670724
It’s butterscotch-flavoured soda. Some company has started selling it offbrand in grocery stores. Don’t remember the name, but it’s close enough to ‘butter beer’ that you’d recognise it instantly

>>17675532
>disneyland is capitalist
It has been since it first opened its doors
What, did you think they were a non-profit prior to the 00s?

>>17676351
Both Disney parks were soulless plastic trash since day one. They have been the posterchild for american shallow consumerism since their inception. There’s a reason why as far back as the 70s, ‘mickey mouse design’ has been an insult

>>17679193
>>17670364
>>17666973
>>17679361
>>17666487
These only taste good at smaller fair type of places.

>>17679863
It’s wild how a single film can destroy your career as an actor. He really hasn’t been in anything since then, has he.
Same thing happened to the guy that played Garth in Wayne’s World. That stupid turtle movie. Just *poof*, blacklisted from the industry

>>17681124
I went to Hershey Park once when I was about four. The only thing I remember was the little roller coaster through the factory that shows you how the chocolate is made. I vividly remember seeing the liquid chocolate in the big vats, and thinking I wanted nothing more than to just jump in it and swim in it
In fact, that’s the only thing I remember

>>17683652

>>17679863
>>17696393
>>17696393
>He really hasn’t been in anything since then, has he
Are you guys retarded or pretending? He's still in films all the fucking time. Guy literally played Shrek, and usually plays in heavy makeup or old guy in movies.

>>17694818
If you don't go to theme parks on peak days or go when its cloudy, there's nobody there. People tend to crowd theme parks during the summer or when school is out for kids.

>>17696503
He’s only really been in Shrek since then. Shitty straight-to-video movies don’t really count.

>>17679894
I remember every time we went we ate at that buffet/cafeteria style place next to the firefighter training and the Volvo driving school.

>mocks you by existing

>>17696658
Is it really that exclusive?

>>17696759
It's country club tier. Not impossible to get into and if you know a guy it's like 60% off your dues/donation.

>>17666250
I had the chance to go to Disneyland when I was about 13 and didn't because I thought it was kiddie shit and I was a big boy already, went to Universal and Sea World instead. Did I fuck up? Could've gone to all 3.

>>17674338
>the resort food at mid-level and up is much better than the park food
That used to apply to the parks as well. Haven't eaten in park outside of Food and Wine in a while though I remember the French, Italian and Mexican (outside) restaurants in EPCOT being fantastic. There are some good restaurants at the resorts and Springs as well however since I've moved here I found much better, cheaper alternatives.

>>17696777
You did, Sea World is trash.

>>17696759
I used to work with an older guy that was a member. He would take his family down to Disneyworld every year. In his opinion, the food inside club 33 was decent. Nothing amazing compared to other high-tier restaurants he has visited.

>>17666455
Have fun dying alone, never having had any friends.

>>17686361
Found the soiboy.

>entire thread is Disneyworld or random parks in Pennsylvania
How did Pennsylvania become the culinary capital of park food, able to compete with a multi-billion dollar international corporation?

>>17698885
It is in no way shape or form actually competing with Disney.

>>17698882
Yes the anon not going to globohomo park to give the globohomo corporation money to spend time riding bugman tier rides and eating bugman tier foods has no friends.

>>17698913
Exactly, glad we agree.

>>17698887
It's the anti-Disney. It's a little family run park in the middle of nowhere that has good food.

Also forgot to post about the subject, I only remember eating a Turkey leg from a small stand at Universal since all the restaurants inside the parks seemed too expensive and had ridiculous queues on top (1hr+, fuck that). The turkey was fine I guess, what struck the most about it was seeing a couple of black faggots kissing in front of us in the queue, looked at my dad and he quietly says to me "thats normal here", was the first time I saw gay shit and so many blacks in one place irl.

>>17697924
Nah I love their mix of zoo/theme park and the kraken was the best out of all the rollercoasters I went on that time. Loved the artic animals display the most, didn't think polar bears and walruses could be so big.

Fuck your gringo summer heat though.

>>17673707
I see you, oldfag.

>>17670299
These illustrations are great, I really like the enchilada guy

>>17696368
Price increases have far outpaced inflation since Disneyland/World opened and a lot of things that used to be free have been made upcharges, you don't need to simp for the mouse. It's unique to the US parks too, a ticket to Tokyo Disneyland is still only like $60.

>>17696658
They ruined it when they renovated NOS a few years ago.

>>17698966
Haha die mad /pol/tard