/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Sticking your dick in the toaster

throwing food into boiling oil

>>17664575
Cooking instead of getting fast food

post it online

>>17664581
Classic newfag mistake.

Overcooking your chicken

>>17665132
I always imagine him saying something like
>well as you can see it looks like total shit here, and also here, look, absolutely diagusting, I'm not eating this crap no sir

You should always spill the foam on the counter. Its good for the wood.

The mistake was ever using oil to cook in the first place

>>17665132
this guys blood is 60% salmonella

whoopsie

>>17665967
shit wrong webby, here is the one I meant to post.

>>17664575
making pancakes is hard

>>17665978
See, he shouldn't have used water because it makes oil fires worse. He should've used ice because that's colder

This thread is only fun on /v/ OP

>>17665995
You sound like some sort of professional.

>>17666081
Thanks bro, I try

>>17666081
>Average venezualan

>>17666096

>>17666138
I always hate this part

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E4StlboB48

When you start a grease fire the proper way to put it out is to blow on it and yell at it to stop.

>>17665978
Have they never seen or dealt with a fire before? They just stare at it like their eyes are shooting fire retardant or something.

>>17666205
if you work minimum wage in a dead end job you probably aren't all that smart to begin with.

Putting too much garlic in everything

>>17664575
Fumbling around with a strainer when making pasta, rather than lidding the pot, leaving a crack, and dumping the water right from the pot.

>>17666043
I have legitimately opened a can of pears like this while camping after my can opener came apart. gotta watch out for little bits of metal and the teflon coating your dull as fuck pocket knife has

>>17666043
Is that bolsonaro?

>>17666185
bro is oil is pitch black

>>17665978
this is the first thing they teach you not to do in a kitchen, how can people be so retarded?

>>17666043
Wait, i open cans exclusively with a dull paring knife i keep on my counter. Is that wrong?

>>17665978
at first I thought the guy just clocked out and went home and as it turns out he should have

>>17666043
post the one where they open a coconut by sticking a knife edge in it and hammering on it

>>17664575
its like that persons mind is out of focus

>>17665132
Just throw it in the microwave for a few seconds and knock the pink right out of it

>>17667699
strokes tend to do that

>>17666081
i never understood what he was trying to do but i always piss myself laughing, almost as good as the zoomer with the oven

>>17667285
Probably weren't trained. It's not intuitive. I only know because I once saw a bunch of different fire extinguishers next to each other and was bored enough to google to see why they needed more than one type.

>>17668050
>the zoomer with the oven
I'd like to see the zoomer with the oven

>>17665978
>webby
KYS

>>17668074
> I only know because I once saw a bunch of different fire extinguishers next to each other and was bored enough to google to see why they needed more than one type.
Legitimate question, does America not have safety training or other kinds of certifications to work in a particular industry?
>Inb4 it's just wagies at McDonalds bro
I worked at McDonald's and things like this are covered during the induction before you start your first shift.

>>17668726
what do you call them then? Lil websters?

>>17668757
>Legitimate question, does America not have safety training or other kinds of certifications to work in a particular industry?
We do, but there's also a very strong boomer culture of "safety is for pussies"

>>17665967
Do not relax around social and economic factors.

>>17668726
saying webby is kick ass

>>17669891
That's good advice, and I like the way you say it

Heating an empty pa...oh. We're shitposting nvmd.

>>17664575
Always cooking on high heat.

>>17665147
He says something like: "there's some blood here so I won't eat that part but this part here is good, I'll eat that"

>>17666138
What the fuck? Explain

>>17670308
he splashed hot oil onto the burner

>>17670308
Hes black.

>>17665967
that's sad they get paid like 6 dollars an hour they don't deserve that

>>17666099
im venezuelan, sadly ur right. btw the venezuelan sushi roll is made with fried chicken and fried banana

>>17670308
He showed fry oil fear, and it lashed out at him. The most important part of deep frying is to hate fuck it until it's a mewling kitten.

>>17670429
Yes but why the fuck did it explode when he threw in five fries

>>17668757
>I worked at McDonald's and things like this are covered during the induction before you start your first shift.

That's Mcdonald's for you "you got time lean you got time to clean"
My Chef hired Mcdonald's workers when ever he could.

>>17670783
cause the fries were frozen with ice crystal on them
have you ever thrown ice cubes in a pot of frying oil? maybe you should try it bro

>>17670783
because the oil bubbled over the side and hit the burner

>>17667263
its not even similar

>>17670810
I put frozen fries on hot oil often and they dont explode like that, just sizzle a bit
his oil exploded because he let it get too hot

>>17665967
How the fuck did she defeat two wagies so easily and effortlessly

>>17666188
>Cut in half
>Remove tiny slice from the side and use it to stand the carrot
How is this so hard?

>>17666188
Let's not make fun of the mentally handicapped. It is not very sporting

>>17668757
>does america not have safety training
We do, problem is these types of jobs are staffed almost exclusively by sub-90IQ retards who could not give less of a shit about the safety of themselves or their coworkers. It’s purely “I got mine, not my problem”. When I worked at a shipyard, we got drilled with safety stuff for a fortnight before we actually went on the jobsite. I remember on Day ONE seeing the other new-hires breaking the most basic of rules, like walking under suspended objects and dicking around with forklifts. I ‘nope’d out after a month because I didn’t want to get crippled due to the negligence of some other fuckwit

>>17667773
Is there any good reason why we don’t just microwave meat? The point of cooking is to kill bacteria, but everyone agrees the closer to raw a meat is, the better it tastes. So microwaving meat to a safe temperature should kill the bacteria without actually cooking it.

>>17670890
Even better...full length shallow cut with the tip of the knife, second cut all the way down will fit in and follow the first incision perfectly.
Also who tf uses a rambo machete to cut a carrot? What's next, a broadsword?

>>17670783
pot was too small and it boiled over

>>17665967
That scrawny little white girl didn't even fight back, just laid there and took it and started spazzing out and crying on the floor, granted that women weighs like 400 lbs.

>>17665156
Why not just use a regular bottle opener?

Grabbing something hot with a damp towel

>>17669891
this

>>17668050
>>17668077
this one?

>>17670308
Guy did all the DO NOT about kitchen fires
>Boil a lot of oil in a small pot
>Put freezed food in it
>Put water on the oil fire
Considering his face at the beginning, I would say he knew exactly what he was doing and just did it for the views and reposts.

>>17666251
>Not dosing so there is almost no more water when the pasta is cooked
ngmi

>>17665978
>the end of that webm
https://youtu.be/IlzzD-dHJ1g?t=30

Anyone have the webm of the guy straining his beef

>>17664575
Unsanitary food handling especially when working with raw meat.

Mfs dont sterilize their cookware that made contact with raw meat.

>>17671777
how does this happen

>>17671925

>>17671932

>>17671941

>>17671949
This is a high at 3am concoction

>>17670852
Low pattern recognition, you're barely even human

>>17671777
are zoom zooms really this doomed? they can't even use a fucking oven?

>>17670920
The meat does cook when you microwave it and its even possible (but not recommended, mind you) to microwave steaks. Also you don't necessarily need to cook meat. People regularly eat rare steak and even tartar. I once knew a guy who would regularly eat raw cuts of beef and he never got sick (anecdotal evidence, I know). The quality and freshness of the meat are the essential variables here.

https://www.insider.com/you-can-cook-steak-in-the-microwave-we-tried-it-2019-6
https://archive dot ph/0trSc

>>17672935
>fumbling with some object in your hand and then making an even bigger mess when trying to regain control is something that only happens to people born after 1995
Thanks for letting us know your only achievement in life is being born before an arbitrary year.

>>17671878
Looks like there's some sort of a glide rack system for the oven grate, but its broken from the other side so only the right side one is installed. When the guy pulls the oven grate out the remaining glide rack detaches itself from the oven but is now tangled with the oven grate. As he's only wearing a single oven mitt, he tries to lift the grate and the pizza out onto the stove so he can go get a second oven mitt and detach the rack from the grate. Then the rack falls, the sudden shift in weight making him lose control of the rack. The rest is just him slipping and falling while dodging the pizza. The lesson here is, don't use rickety equipment like the oven in the video.

>>17671468
He's testing out some kind of a multi-function can/bottle/jar opener.
>493k subscribers
Jesus christ. Do people watch him seriously or just to laugh at him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN2nJMtZ8E8

>>17664575
being british

>>17671925
>>17671932
>>17671941
>>17671949
chopping up an onion and putting it into a tray is not cooking, doesn't need three minutes of footage and definitely doesn't deserve FOUR FUCKING WEBMS. neck yourself and never post this shit again

>cook steak
>rest steak for 15 minute so gets colder
>slice steak up so it gets colder and the juices come out of it
>serve up cold ass steak in a puddle

Yes if you are putting your plates in your oven like a restaurant would do then it’s different but you aren’t doing that at home nigger

>>17671878
>>17672935
it's staged still funny though

>>17671949
mmmm cancer from ultraheated plastic, delicious!

>>17673564
>Yes if you are putting your plates in your oven like a restaurant would do then it’s different but you aren’t doing that at home nigger
I have a friend, who does this (probably because his gf told him) and he's defending this shit even though he's not really in to cooking and the stuff he makes is not worth the effort of warming the plates.

>>17671777
Fucking checked
I laughed very loudly, based oven outsmarting the zoomer

>>17670920
Good animal protein is cooked well on the outside and cooked to temperature inside. You can't do that with a microwave oven since the microwaves penetrate the whole piece but emanate from a small spot in the microwave oven as the piece spins. There is no way to cook evenly. All you can do is either blast it until it's overcooked or partially blast it so that it's cooked in some places and undercooked in the rest.

> be me
> have to bake cake for bf because its his wish
> suck at cooking/baking
> recipe says "6 Spoons of milk"
> feel like its not gonna be enough
> just to be sure, better google how much ml that is
> somehow end up with 600ml
> pour in half a pack of milk
> cake is now pancake batter
> looks weird but fuck it, imma try it
> put in oven and hope for the best
> still wobbly after 30min
> call bf
> tell him what happened
> he lols and rolfs around
> hugs and kisses me
> "the most importatnt thing is you tried it, just for me even tho you dont like cooking. I´m not even mad, i love you for this. Next time you´ll get it right i´m sure"

>>17667252
Just keep one of these in your wallet.

>>17664581
Fuck I missed ck

>>17666185
Kek. Seeing that oil, and just everything in that video, it made me realize people shouldn't be allowed to cook at home. I guess it's hiw catholics feel about protestants "interpreting" the Bible on their own.

>>17666188
And dudes would rather fuck this than a woman who knows how to and does cook and clean.

>>17666188
I just hate this world.

Why did we gave any kind of freedom to women ?

>>17671604
I've done this once ever, I think maybe 2 weeks ago. As soon as I grabbed the cookie sheet I realized what I had done. I almost lost what ever food I was cooking, kek. It was a good teaching moment for the kids.

>>17671858
topkek

>>17674636
>I guess it's hiw catholics feel about protestants "interpreting" the Bible on their own.
You know protestants are closer to the bible than catholics?

>>17674636
> I guess it's hiw catholics feel about protestants "interpreting" the Bible on their own.

The other way around.
Clueless normie

>>17671468
Likely this girl had a decent upbringing without fighting or coming into contact with these apes. Girl gets one of her first wage jobs and comes across this fat fuck. It is the deer in the headline principle: either fight or fright and she's pretty much in shock someone actually dares to do as they say and beat her ass. I am more mad at the other useless monkey standing there doing fuck all.

>>17674696
>>17674728
I never said catholics were correct in their made up, false man made (acrually demonic made) teachings, you retards.

>>17674750
>>17674750
get back on topic m8

>>17673527
Jack is 50/50 people who gawk at how fucking dumb he is, and people who are as fucking dumb as he is.

>>17669836
Pussy detected

>>17671777
based and checked

>>17666188

>>17671777
>when you role a 0 on cooking

>>17674610
A Vietnam vet at work gave me one of those. Best gift ever.

>>17665967
>>17671468
jesus christ
the way shes shaking a little makes me think she either had a mild seizure, or the sudden gorilla attack awoke some kinda PTSD in her, maybe from past abuse or a dog mauling

>>17674763
This is why you never even sit down when cooking drunk. Better yet, don't cook anything that requires a stove or the oven if you're drunk.

>>17664575
thanks for this will use it for my painting class

>>17675624
I cook a lot, bug meals or meals with tons of steps/work when I'm drunk. No idea how I haven't chopped off a finger, exploded something or started a grease fire.

>>17674556
What is a "pack" of milk, tranny?

>>17675712

Lol cooking and drinking go together perfectly as long as you aren’t a retard or light weight who is going to pass out or something. Chefs are notorious for being alcoholics. Not as much as painters but they are up there.

>>17675820
Canadian for bag

>>17667785
He has plenty of pre-stroke moments like this

Crowding the pan for beef. The difference is so fucking surreal between crowded and boiled beef because of all that moisture and properly browned.

>>17664575
Grabbing the hot pot handle and dropping hot food all over my feet and the floor. Every. Single. Time.

>>17670920
>but everyone agrees the closer to raw a meat is, the better it tastes
i disagree

>>17665978
are they ok?

>>17666138
me irl

>>17673564
>>17673579
>not warming your plates

>>17670810

>>17676554
It's bullshit that it's physically impossible to have deep fried ice cubes. I bet they'd be delicious.

>>17664575

>>17671777
kek

>>17665967
the fuck is that fat fucking bitch's problem lol

>>17671777
>the oven is an ambush predator
>there's one in your kitchen right now

>>17665132
LOOK AT THATTTTT. ALL THE J U I C E.

>>17676691
tragic

>>17671925
>>17671932
>>17671941
>>17671949
I hate watching retarded people doing things.

>>17670860

>>17675912
No it's not
And "Spoon" isn't a measurement, not even in Canada.

>>17675624
There's a couple of times where I've fallen asleep and accidentally left some pies or a pizza in the oven. The pies are like a fuckin' quarter of their weight once I remember in the morning.

>>17670868
Having 300 lbs on them

>>17671949
He moves his hands like he's recovering from a traumatic brain injury and had to relearn all motor function

>>17670910
>I ‘nope’d out after a month because I didn’t want to get crippled due to the negligence of some other fuckwit
Hope you at least tried to report all this shit before/when you left.

>>17671777
>zoomer doesn't have enough grip strength to lift a pizza one handed

>>17667785
>>17675935
That's Kay, not Jack.

>>17677991
Neck yourself, Jewtube normie.

>>17671604
I hate this one because you just think a cold towel will be fine when grabbing something hot. I learned this from my parents when I was a kid but still managed to burn myself as an adult.
I've helped out burning some stuff for religious purpose and we use a metal pipe to stoke the fire. The few times I helped they used a wet towel to hold the pipe, so I know a lot of people continue to think this.

>>17664581
Ahhh, the old Cincinnati blowie.

>>17675820
I guess 1 liter

>>17676691
nice try tho

>>17664835
>spending more money because you can't be fucked to do the dishes.

>>17665979
No it's not.
You're supposed to use enough oil to coat your surface, not douse it

>>17678511
TWU

>>17678511
can't see shit

>>17679051
It loses a lot when there's no sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E4StlboB48

>>17678511
>>17679071
Even Cobes knows better than to throw water on a greasefire.

>>17679081
Aren't you supposed to use salt or baking soda?

>>17679049
Did he died?

>>17679748
>baking soda?
This works. Putting on a tight lid is probably the best idea as you are cutting out the oxygen supply and not ruining your cooking.

>>17668757
>things like this are covered during the induction
You assume people are listening or give a shit. They aren't and they don't. They just want to zombie through the day and collect their check.

>>17665995
What kind of restaurants don't have fire extinguishers?

>>17666251
>Holding the collander while dumping the water into it
I did this once rather than moving the bowl out of the sink

>>17677950
Seems more like a teen who has never cooked anything.

>>17665156
I miss beer. Had to switch to liquor cause I was getting potbellied.

>>17665967
Just don't cook near a gorilla enclosure and this shouldn't happen too often.

>>17670868
black genes

>>17676765
>he doesn't abuse wagies
NGMI

>>17676554
holy shit dude free grease!

>>17666185
Is that an apartment?
That nigga's gonna cost a lot of people their earthly possessions one day.

>>17664575
I married into a Mexican family and watching them try to cook anything outside of their family recipes is honestly hilarious. These are all for the same recipe.

>What do you mean you just shred of block of cheddar cheese into noodles and throw it in the oven?
>Start a roux. That's equal parts butter and flour.
>No. Not at the same time.
>Yes. Add the spices now. They're oil soluble.
>Soluable means... okay it's going to taste better if you do it now.
>No. Don't add all the flour at once.
>Now make a bechemel. Yes. It's just a roux with milk.
>No. Don't add the milk all at once.
>No. Don't boil the milk
>No. Don't stir it with a spoon, you need to break up those flour clumps because you added milk too quickly.
>No you can just add the cheese and stir. You don't need to grate it by hand. It's the same cheese.
>What do you mean you haven't started the pasta yet?
>Yes. You need to add salt to the water.
>No. You don't want to cook it for the whole time. It needs to be al dente because it'll finish in the oven.

>>17676657
there's nothing wrong with mayo

>>17664575
Vegetable oil

>>17673527
>just about the only thing it can't do is make you a better cook
oh the iron knee

>>17679049
who was in the wrong here?

>>17666188
Heh women amirite

>>17680266
This is why I stick to German steel

>>17680673

>>17674556
I much prefer spending hours making something beautiful and delicious and watching my bf eat several slices and thank me because he thinks it amazing

>>17679049
Is he okay? He didn't get up.

>>17664575
Cooking meat on a pan. Don't do that. Broil it in the over or it will turn out like shit. Otherwise, go outside and barbecue.

>>17681366
aw yea man lemme just grill my country sausage

>>17666188
cut the cucumber lengthwise

>>17664593
how am supposed to fry something than,faggot ?

>>17664593
how am supposed to fry something than,faggot ?

>>17679748
flour also works iirc

>>17664593
how am supposed to fry something than,faggot ?

>>17664593
how am supposed to fry something than,faggot ?

>>17682836
Not him but not with boiling oil. Pretty sure my oven doesn't get hot enough to boil oil

>>17679941
what a fag

>>17680266
Why would you even do that? Even with a normal knife? Why?

>>17682773
Don't throw flour on a fire

>>17677950
:(

>>17676554
Now clean it up janny

>>17683066
...you don't trim your wooden spoons when they grow too long?

>>17674763
My roommate came home drunk while I was asleep, and started frying something on the stove, and then promptly passed out on the couch. Thankfully the smoke detector I had just bought a week before woke me up before it became a major issue. I was beyond pissed but relieved at the same time that the smoke detector woke me up. My roommate remained passed out till the next morning, didnt even flinch when I tried waking him.

>>17671925
>That mall ninja knife
Filtered

>>17673474
zoomlet detected

>>17683992
My dad did that once when I was a kid, pan on passed out. Mum socked him in the face.

>>17674610
I bought a can opener that broke on the first use. I'm happy I had one of these for backup.

This seems as good a thread as any to ask in.

Can I deep fry frozen tendies or will it explode?

>>17684585
Of course you can.

>>17664593
how am supposed to fry something than,faggot ?

>>17684675
Won't the ice crystals fuck it up?

>>17684732
It's steaming more but that's it. I'm deep frying frozen stuff all the time and so do fast food joints.

>>17682673
>>17682727
>>17682815
>>17684728
shut the fuck up you autistic retard. he obviously meant that some people literally throw food into oil, because they are terrified of it. This is counterproductive as it makes the hot oil splash out, which can even ignite if youre using a gas stove.

>>17665132
its so hard to accept that hes not just trolling. he is consistently doing the exact opposite that would be required to make actual good food. Bone-in chicken legs are best when braised for a long time, so he undercooks it to the point of it being inedible. It's like hes doing it on purpose.

>>17664581
Yeah I did that several times before I figured out you're supposed to put bread in it. What a fool I was!

>>17679941
Mexicans bewildered by Mac and cheese. Now that's a funny image.

>>17664575
Buying an air fryer

>>17679941
you sound like a dickhead. maybe teach someone how to make bechamel before shitting your pants at them not knowing how?
>omg and then they didn't even know how to make a roux!!!
dickhead.

How does Jack consistently manage to do everything wrong?

>>17678511
STOP! fuck... I need salt

>>17684922
This whole conversation is full of retards the oil isn't boiling you fuck wits. Is it bubbling before you toss shit in? No, it's fucking not, the bubbles are mostly boiling water from whatever the fuck you through in the oil is not fucking boiling. It's hardly evaporating at cooking temperatures for fucks sake. I hope you all die in an oil fire

>>17685004
my mom taught me that when I was 12. it's a basic skill, maybe not chopping onions basic but definitely up there in skills everyone should be expected to have.

>>17685004
Kinda my thoughts but I'm also surprised Mexican food doesn't have similar techniques somewhere.

microwaving raw bacon to bake it
why do people do this?

>>17685249
You can do it good with the right tools. There are many microwave bacon trays.

I replaced my nieces hand me down easy bake oven lamp with a LED. She has nice tits now.

>>17685230
that's besides the point. yes it's phrased in a retarded way but the point is made about people literally throwing food in hot oil, sometimes frozen food which is dangerous and stupid

>>17675344
it's called a "shock", what are you, 12?

>>17673575
it's silicon you fucking retard

>>17685230
"boiling hot" is something people commonly use to mean 212 degrees or hotter. only anal retentives get this upset over a turn of phrase not being technically right

Has anyone here ever used various cooking oils in a enema?

>>17664593
How am I supposed to fry something then, puta?

>>17682773

>>17685400
Putting oils in your ass can cause nasty infections. This is why water-based lubricants are the norm these days.
With oil you risk forming pockets of feces between the intestinal wall and the layer of oil. Since it's not water soluble it can stay there for a while and make things fester.
t.RN

>>17679941
jokes on you tastelet, roux-based mac and cheese sucks ass. What a fucking clown.

>>17685232
you are a dickhead and a sperg

>>17666043
>>17667252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktrp1EMCSGQ

>>17685446
Lubricants? Why would I want that in my ass? I am talking about canola, avocado, olive oils etc.

Using plastic, non-stick, teflon, vegetable oils.

>>17685508
You know what, buddy? Go ahead and put oil in your ass for whatever reason you want.
I want you do get that infection.

>>17678511
Cobes NO

>>17670308

>>17685522
K will do. Which is best though? Kinda the whole point of my first post.

>>17685530
>people

>>17684732
If it's covered in a ton of frost or it's literally a block of ice, then don't fry it, but a dusting of ice crystals isn't going to explode. Just test with one first to see how much the oil bubbles up and if it goes nuts lower the heat and wait a while before adding the rest gradually.

>>17684951
>>17685026
He's like a kid mimicking tv shows, he's more concerned about aping the format than actually cooking anything, so the food is an afterthought. The handful of times people have given him enough shit to actually do something properly he does manage it, like the yorkshire pudding redo.

>>17684585
As long as there's not too much ice. A little is fine, but if it's thick frost, knock as much off as you can. The problem is, if it is in the frost stage, it could taste like crap.

>>17665132
He must shit like a pajeet

>>17664575
When I worked as a pastry chef I had a brand new opinel knife I loved but had a solid 3 day spree of slicing my shit up because the locking mechanism fucked me. My thumb probably should've been stitched up but I just wrapped it with paper towels and duct tape.

>>17685522
That'd be so cool to run inro a fellow channer when I take my son to the ED.

>>17675820
European for carton

>>17687709
what the fuck is "European" mutt faggot?

>>17664575
She definitely pretends to be retarded right? Nobody stirs batter like you're making scrambled eggs.

>>17687728
Standardised terminology for EU logistics.

>>17685867
oh that makes sense, thank you for the insight. I'm not american so I'm not familiar with this type of cooking show.

>>17665978
love this webm desu

>>17674556
Post bussy

>>17687943
Anon, do not request hardcore child pornography. You child fucking degenerate (aka homosexual)

>>17679748
youre supposed to use a dry chemical extinguisher or a fire blanket

>>17671777
>you don't have the skill points to cook that food

>>17665978
>>17671858

MAPs represent.

>>17688254
Just add more oil. Lowers the temperature and stops the fire instantly.

>>17688244
Angry troon
Angry troon
Snip your junk like a total loon
That pus filled hole is not a poon
Disease infected axe wound
Angry troon
angry troon
Toss your rope up to the moon
Life for you is not a boon
Join 41percent real soon

>>17676635
Maybe whith a THICK batter shell

>>17688377
Anon, you are a troll. Leave. Stop normalizing mental illness (homosexuality)

>>17685334
mmm plastic AND rubber

>>17666185
was he trying to fry it in motor oil??

>>17674696
>You know protestants are closer to the bible than catholics?
Kek, ever look into where the Bible actually came from, or do protestants think it fell out of the sky

>>17670920
>but everyone agrees the closer to raw a meat is
I'm so fucking tired of barbarians being allowed to post their dumb shit...

>>17680684
that isnt her fault

>>17687728
Ooohhh you're retarded, nevermind then

>>17685336
That's not true and even if it were nobody has ever deliberately put food in oil that cold.

>>17683514
>>17679936
>>17676635
>>17676554
In all seriousness do you guys think he'd be fired for that?

>>17674556
did you not try again? lol

>>17690449
No he got a promotion, what the fuck do you think dude?

>>17674610
Ones I bought don't work

>>17674556
gayest shit I've seen, and I'm an avid user of /soc/

>>17664593
How tf I spose to fry shit than,bitch nigga

>>17690520
Put a can under it

>>17690449
if i was the owner, i'd file charges for vandalism

>>17674556
My girlfriend once did almost the same thing, but she was making muffins. She was crying when I came home, but I kissed the tears away and told her the important thing is she tried and I will always love her as long as she does everything I tell her no matter how inept she is.

>>17675344
The kinetic force from the attacks converted into electricity causing her muscles to spams and convulse.

>>17666188
this is partly the fault of whichever faggot gave her a dull knife though

>>17674641
Did I just spot a femcel?

>>17691686
Stop making excuses for retards

>>17690449
>when its your last day in the country and you can't be extradited
>clean it up wagie

>>17665978
They probably should buy some fire blankets and tell their retarded cooks not to throw water on oil.

>>17670568
This. You must show dominance to the oil.

>>17665967
What cause this chimpout?

>>17674841
I'd say 90% of views are from kiwi farms, I wouldn't put it past one of those autists setting up a Botfarm to give him more views

>>17671925
>sawing through the onion
i'm seething

>>17692056
what would they get out of that?

>>17692063
Why do autistic weirdos do autistic things? It's a mystery.

>>17692030
a primitive simian limbic system

>>17675624
I always just keep it very simple if I'm drunk and/or high, something like Ramen noodles, mac and cheese or canned ravioli, or reheating leftovers.

>>17668757
>does America not have safety training or other kinds of certifications to work in a particular industry?

Sure, good luck getting the teenager, druggie, former felon, and room temperature IQ worker at the end of his rope at minimum wage to pay attention.

Stirring too much, especially when frying meat. Put it in the pan and just leave it. Otherwise it will never get colour.
Same with some sauces, curries - stop stirring so much. Let some bits stick to the bottom, then add liquid and scrape it off. Makes the final product much nicer and, also because you're not stirring so much, the sauce maintains higher temp for longer and emulsifies properly (no more watery sauces).
Also use more oil. So many people out there making dry as fuck food because 'fat is unhealthy'. It isn't, and using an adequate amount is really important for flavour and texture

>>17685004
>>17685472
damn, cry about it spic

>>17664593
how am supposed to fry something than,faggot ?

>>17679905
How'd that turn out, considering a shot or two of liquor has the same calories as a bottle of beer?

>>17688988
silicon has no melting point, while most plastics will start to melt at high temperatures, silicon will remain solid untill combustion occurs, around 1000C.
You would know this if you bothered to research your retarded /pol/fag hivemind hot takes.

>>17691810
I wouldn't know how to cut a carrot with a dull knife either

>>17671878
please understand, ovens are very antisemitic.

>>17664581
put how else do i get it toasty?

>>17679748
Damp tea towel is taught from a young age in the UK

>>17685232
>my mom taught me that when I was 12
My mum didn't teach me shit and i had to learn how to make it when i left home.
Not everyone has the same upbringing as you Mr Autismo.

>>17665978
>those solid 6 seconds of staring silently at it

>>17684728
>than
Jesus H. Christ

>>17695033
You almost expected them to get on a Zoom call with their boss to ask for advice on handling the situation.

>>17671932
of coures this useless fucking faggot is left handed

test

>>17674610
>virgin P38 vs the chad F.R.E.D

>>17676691
why the fuck is the pizza floppy? it means it's not even fucking cooked.
why the fuck didnt he just use all of the fucking pan?
i hate this staged bullshit

OP, why haven't you posted the rest of the webms where he flips it to reveal some anime loli on the other side? I would but I never saved them... know that's what happens for sure though.

>>17666251
>>Fumbling around with a strainer

how exactly do you "fumble" a strainer?

>>put strainer in sink
>>dump pasta in strainer
>>remove pasta into sauce, plate, etc..

wtf is happening in your kitchen anon?

>>17671878
I have a sister-in-law whose entire life is like this. People can argue whether "Luck" exists or not blah blah, but there's 100% some weird sort of combination of awkwardness/anxiety/brain chemistry/life choices/etc that all mixes together in some fucked up alchemy that makes people have 'bad luck' like this.

Anytime I talk to her it's painful.

>>17679830
>>17695843
>dumping your pasta water down thee sink
ngmi

>>17665978
And people wonder why these are minimum wage jobs...

>>17671949
actually seems like it would be tasty. Who doesn't like cheese and onion?

>>17695998
They're not even it's another media lie. My cousin (granted has a random college degree) worked her way up through manager to area manager in like 6 years. She makes boatloads more than I probably ever will as a lowly mechanic.

Honestly fuck lazy people

>>17696523
Oof way I said it doesn't make it clear she started working the register part time while on college.

>>17684226

>>17697194
why would being called a zoomlet make you seethe so hard?