/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17659891
Neither.

>>17659891
I'd pick throwing this smug little prick into Auschwitz ASAP.

McDonalds. The jewtuber burger looks better but it won't fit in my mouth.

MattDonald's

Does he squish the fast food burgers? Or are Americans McDonald's really that bad?

>>17659891
neither.
it has garbage on it.

the one that isnt spilling out the sides and will be impossible to take a bite out of also used two top buns for some reason also will be like 4x the price

>>17659934
>>17659905
You know you can just squeeze the bun and take smaller bites, right?

>>17659891
THE TALLNESS IS HOW YOU KNOW HOW GOOD IT IS

>>17659898
>lol neither xD
Go eat a dick then you retarded ass faggot.

>>17659940
I'll squeeze your bun cunt

>>17659946
uwu

>>17659891
If this faggot can prove the burger is just as expensive then hell yes but i seriously doubt mister high on his own farts will say yes.

mcdonalds has a taste that just cant be beat. no homemade shit burger stands a chance

>>17659940
Unlike you I haven't trained my mouth's elasticity with thousands of BBCs and can only open it the normal amount.

>>17659979
Cope harder sphincter lips

>>17659891
McDonalds, at least then I can pretend that a homosexual didn't touch my food.

>>17659891
>welcome TO Cringing with Babish, today we're gonna make a dish that is very loosely based on a throw away line in a movie, so loosely based that the dish will actually look nothing like the one in the movie at the end. first we're gonna go over to an actual cooking channel with actual chefs, like Americas Test Kitchen, Bon Appetite, Kenji Alt-Lopez, or ChefJohn, and steal their recipe/cooking techniques wholesale only ever crediting them when absolutely necessary. next we're gonna inexplicably make 90% of the shit by hand, in excruciating detail (who doesn't want to see how to make bread for the 100th time?) and then toss in other more complicated things without explaining how to make them because the footage of me making them either doesn't exist (because I bought it) or is unusable (because I fucked up too many times). anyway, here's your dish, again it has nothing to do with the brief movie clip at the beginning.
>tune in next week when I post an hour long self serving video of me doing 'good deeds' and awkwardly wait for someone to compliment me.
>or maybe I'll go on a more successful channel and try not to be overshadowed by actual cooks
>or maybe I'll make another movie shitting on lesser known cooking channels
>all I know for sure is that TINY WHISK will be there, and I'll shill my new book!

>>17659891

>>17659898
F
fpbp

>>17660046
Are Ramsay's supposed to be sliders? Seems like an odd choice to pick such thick patties for some slidies

>>17660046
What a fucking pussy, Jesus

>>17659891
McDonalds. i like when my burgers aren't $10+ , though thay one looks in the $35 range

>>17659891
left is too tall. come on, i'm not some *$%#sucker that can fit a 4 inch vertical burger in my mouth

I'd pick this one >>17660145 desu

>>17659891
Right because the left one probably costs around $30 because of unnecessary ingredients like grated black truffle, the sauce is likely that nasty ketchup/mayo/mustard mix and it takes 20 minutes to make.

>>17660239
What you mean "nasty ketchup/mayo/mustard mix"? It's literally the big mac sauce minus pickles and pickle water

>>17660248
the difference is that real mac sauce is premixed. you're presenting a sauce mixture, not a true new sauce

>>17660257
Kek
Wait are you serious?!
Kek

The point of a sandwich is that you're supposed to be able to eat it without making a mess.
A normal Big Mac already has too many problems with special sauce and lettuce flying everywhere. Doubling the size of it isn't going to fucking fix that.

>>17659891
If I want McDonalds, I want McDonalds. Burger on the left probably tastes fabulous, but not like McDonalds. Therefore, I would choose the burger on the right if I wanted McDonalds. If I wanted a quality gourmet burger I'd take the left one.

>>17660278
>>17660278
not an argument
everyone can tell that you just mixed up some stuff in your fridge, you didn't actually "marry the ingredients"

>>17659891
mcfuck yourself

>>17660005
I can hear you sloshing from here, cumbelly.

>>17659979
found the burger in a burger thread

>>17659891
Retarded choice.

>>17659891
for me it is the mcchicken

>>17659891
yeah just gimme a sec to unhinge my jaw

>>17659891
For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more

>>17659891
>Manute Bol height sandwich
>tiny top bun
Will hipsters ever stop doing this?

>>17659919
I'm a bong living in America. It really is this bad.
You can't get any fast food here without it looking like it was molested and given the people's elbow

Throwing my hat in the ring.

>>17659919
Yes and no.
I'd say it's normally that bad, but it looks like he intentionally dressed it down and his up to make it look better.

>>17659891
mcdonalds...because of the big mac sauce... its weirdly difficult to make it taste the same at home..

>>17661873
Literally it's thousand island dressing with a touch of ketchup. Not joking.
>>17661863
In America, this is typically the quality presentation that is standard from McDonald's. They dress their burgers up for their commercials, understandably. If I saw that, I'd go to Wendy's every time I felt like torturing my spleen and gall bladder.

>>17659891
Babish is a faggot and any and all discussion of this glorified wannabe chef on /ck/ is nothing more than shilling.
Every dish that he makes uses overpriced ingredients and only exists for normies as eye candy.

>>17661891
His success was his greatest downfall

Andrew Rea? More like Andrew Why Are You Gea, right?

>>17659891
McDonalds, because there isn't a gallon of disgusting sauce spilling all over the place.

>>17660024
I could hear it. I do sometimes watch and sometimes he inexplicably skips important steps and just mentions them offhand.

>>17660024
At first glance I thought this was the Zoomer Sanders. Babish is just stealing ideas left and right, huh.