/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17655922
americans be like: "is this enough food"

Hahaha

>>17655922
so this is what American people do in their spare time, pathetic.

>>17655922
op blood type is burger

>europoors who have never had a giant bacon cheeseburger filled with more cheese coping ITT

>>17655922
Somehow this is more disgusting than those mexican cartels beheadings.
Why would Americans waste so much energy to produce such a disgusting monstrosity?

>>17655922
the meat looks detestable

>>17655927
>>17655939
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeKWgImK1RAD9IGjWZqxmIw/videos
Doesn't even need to american food gore, lads. In fact, I thin britbongs and some third worlders could beat them out.

>>17655967
I fry eggs too much most of the time, but this nightmare stuff is why.

>>17655967
gross, wtf is that

>>17655967
what retard puts two eggs per slice

>>17655984
shit burgers?

>>17655922
>when she opens her legs after a night out with the girls and lets you clean up the Bull's juice

>>17655984
Sloppy Joe's big brother
>Fucking messy Joseph

>>17655953
more food than i would eat in 1 day and it wouldn't taste as good refrigerated.
rather have a beef stew or curry.

>>17655984
Sloppy joes are amazing though, that looks delicious

>>17655922
In America this is considered "a single serving" and "suitable for children's consumption".

>>17655994
>Amerishart: The Post™

>>17655967
What's wrong with this one? It's messy but it's not disgusting like the others

>>17655922

>>17655927
>>17655939
>>17655958
>>17656207
>post Canadian food channel
>call it American
obsessed

>>17656315
Clearly the leafs learned it from Am*ricans so you're still to blame

>>17655927
Europe has fat people too.

>>17655922
>when she's ready to settle down with a regular nice guy

>>17656397
Yeah, you tourists.

Lol

>>17655984
>american - hahaha curry looks like poo haha
>also americans - I do just love a shart burger now and then!

>>17656416
brotein

>>17655957
God, this really fits the term "food gore"

>>17656481
that was a good thread

>>17656481
nice crumb

>>17656481
looks like seitan, whats the problem?

>>17656640
it looks like satan

>>17656640
>whats the problem?
he clearly forgot to add the salt

>>17655967
>inspiring my lunch tomorrow, naiiice
this chucklefuck had to be "inspired" to slop some eggs on a piece of toast?

some anons "pizza"

>>17656992

>>17657015
what the fugg D:

>>17655984
THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER

>>17657028
people often say it's just a loaf of bread but i doubt it

>>17656640
It was meant to be bread, not seitan.

>>17657028
I believe that's Danish cinema.

>>17657107
based, fuck IHOP wagies. They deserve a puzzle for their tip

>>17657140
I am Danish and can confirm that this is traditionally served during the intermission at our kinoplexes

>>17655978
>but this nightmare stuff is why.
he's got the toast there to soak up the sloppy egg

>>17655984
Americans are so fucking lazy even their shits need to be pre-shitted for minimal digestive effort.

>>17657343

>>17657352

>>17655922
Imagine the shits

>>17656992
that's not pizza

>>17657357
This doesn't work. It will shatter in a hundred pizzas. I have burned many peoples toilets in a junk pit in my field.

>>17657452
it was a attempt at a pizza, i remember correctly he used pancake batter for the dough

>>17657513
Are you from Eastern Europe?

>>17657573
No, I have a 230 acre ranch in Wyoming.

>>17657436
In theory, why wouldn't this work? They do it at Benihana all the time...

>>17657551
What the fuck happened here

>>17657610
pressure cooker

>>17657384
I want to know what it looks like cooked.

>>17657001

Anyone have those "gamer fuel" webms? Usually shit tons of cheese and meat and other gross shit?

>>17657733
>Want to say it'll take a Goodyear to finish that pizza at least
>It's a Bridgestone

Maybe next time...

>>17657733

>>17655984
>626
MENTIONED

>>17657872
it's fucking raw

>>17658013
is that cum?

>>17657513
>It will shatter in a hundred pizzas.

>>17657357
is this dinotendies

>>17658136
pretty sure

>>17658136

>>17658046
I would eat that. And didn't read text.

>>17658168
i might hold off on the shredded coconut but yea it's just a fruit salad on a slice

>>17655957
I bet this would unironically taste great

>>17657050
worst part about this is the beans being vegetarian

>>17657343
>>17657352
>>17657357
Is this dinonuggies anon or am I confusing him for some other retard?

>>17658247
yea refried beans need lard

>>17657001
kek. I thought this was a joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTycl3uOLH4

>>17657609
the glass isn't nearly non stick enough regardless of how much oil you put down. you'd need to take a straight edge razor to it and that would scratch the shit out of it(i use a razor to remove a Salt Life sticker from my truck and now the back glass it scratched to shit, i couldn't even see my mistake until i got out of the bed and was like aw fuk {not sure why but for the longest time i thought it said Slut life}).

>>17658374
>>17657609
this probably explains my mistake

>>17657872
I would love having a duck at my table while I eat pizza

>>17655927
That's a rather small amount of food for one person I'd say...

>>17658441
ducks are known assholes, bad company trust me

>>17655983
Me. It works if they’re scrambled or fried well enough to keep shape.

>>17657872
Are the Brazilians just a living shitpost at this point

>>17657094
This shit works. You just need to monitor it and add water, so the can stays submerged all the times. It's also better to not let the can be in direct contact with the heating source by putting something between the can and the bottom of the pot.
In the end what you get is not caramel, but coked condensed milk with its own distinct flavour. Shit's pretty good, but too much of a hassle, though you probably can make it safely in the multicoocker.

>>17658141
Based pic.

>>17657539
It looks like a literal cake

>>17658168
>And didn't read text.
You should have.
It's pretty visceral.

>>17657107
I'd like to say I feel bad but when I see something like this I generally assume they deserved it.

>>17657028
Probably a haunted house

>>17656992
Looks edible but I wouldn't call it pizza

>>17658677
I don't see the problem with this. This looks delicious.
I just hope the file name isn't literal.

>>17657015
This pic has been surfing around on the internet for ages but I never really knew if this was just a shitpost or for real. Some say this was sourced from some cannibalism website on the dark net.

>>17658115
>Navy Midrats.

Right up there with the waterburgers.

>>17658699

>>17657384
Unironically based

>>17658115
That's not even macaroni

>>17657107
I don't understand what I'm looking at.

>>17655922

>>17658689
>I just hope the file name isn't literal.
you'll just never know, will you? enjoy!

>>17658697
>how do I say I’m a retard without saying I’m a retardo

>>17655952
Only in america can the weight loss doctor be obese

>>17658036
Anon, I…

>>17658649
Or you could just…open the can

>>17658649
This is how you make dulce de leche. It’s a lot easier if you just take it out of the fucking can, put it on low heat, and stir consistently. The boiling water and can method is for literal retards that can’t stand near a pot and stir it without going to watch reality TV and getting distracted on Facebook for 20 minutes.

>>17657015
Does it make me sexist if I would have no problem of eating it if it was body of a women but refuse if it was a man ?

>>17656992
what 0 gluten development does to a mfer

>>17658141
>thirst quenched

>>17655922

>>17655922
Reminds me of the video where they cut into abscess full of yellow pus

>>17659260
what the fuck is then even supposed to be

>>17659290
Queer delight

>>17657998
that's a man

>>17658895
It's a tip hidden behind a trap that will make a big mess to clean up
It's just entitled boomers thinking they gonna teach some underpaid and overworked college kid a lesson because they didn't bow down to them like literal slaves
God I hate boomers so much

>>17658734
Penne and Cheese-like Product Slice; Now Melts!

>>17657107
>wipe up ketchup with your cleaning cloth
>slide glass to the edge of the table and quickly flip it
Doesn't really seem malicious enough to me. that seems like an easy tip

>>17659290
sausage soup, a traditional nordic dish usually made with potatos and carrots, he just made a wonky new and hip adaptation, and forgot to add spices

>>17659260
>>17659290
Some kind of Nord Ramen with Dr Sausage and packet stock,
Not a terrible dish if you are 3 days into a tramp and want to carry all that with you to be lenient

>>17655957
OP said gore not porn

>>17655957
ONE TYPE OF CHEESE IS ENOUGH YOU AMERICAN WHORE

>>17658899
Wtf the food bites back

>>17658149
stop saving thumbnails you mutt

>>17655927
Haha!

>>17659649
that's just the way it was sized, it clearly get bigger when clicked

>>17658046
Perfectly fine.

>>17658046
Faggot kids and faggot mom. If she didn't describe it as a pizza they'd eat it.

>>17656481
one of the better threads that graced this board

>>17659260
memes aside, who is this guy? he looks like that famous football player (ljungberg?) but that shouldnt be him, right?

>>17658697
>>17657028
This was made by Kittiwat Unarrom
Thai artist who makes humanoid scultupres out of bread

>>17656315
>>17656388
It's Australian you dumb fucks, some hipster burger joint in Melbourne
t. made the webm and a few dozen more in the general

>>17655922
Pretty fucking funny watching vaxtards regret their decision honestly. A lot of people I know personally including family are developing complications and I'm just dabbin on em. Haha fags. Unvaxxed uncircumcised and unstoppable here. Most of you couldn't cope with how good my foreskin and purple head look. Seethe.

>>17659777
Don't concern yourself with him, he's just some nobody Swedish food youtuber. Only reason he's posted is because some insane spammer has been posting him in the Swedish /int/ thread for like a year, all day long everyday. If it wasn't so pointless it would be impressive.

>>17659806
meds

>>17658046
Time is money and I be making 2much bread 2 b reading a tumbler post bout a watermelon.

>>17655922
Ah, the abscess burger, a true American delicacy.

>>17656859
The absolute state of social media retards. I fear for the future of this gay earth

>>17658046
Nice stream of consciousness

>>17658036
Post ropes

>>17655967
All these napkin faggots posting on this have never ate a messy.

>>17659356
Probably better off sliding it onto a coaster or something and then flipping it, because as soon as the seal breaks on the edge of the table water will spill onto the floor.

Of course a fucking IHOPs could use a clean floor so not the worst thing.

>>17659502
this is probably from mexico

>>17658995
Yeah, and gay

>>17657107
>Wipe ketchup from a side
>Slide it to the edge
>Empty into bucket
Are people too retarded to figure it out?

>>17659502
it's mexico

>>17660423
it's not meant to be a impossible challenge, just a minor inconvenience.
We would balance everything on the table with a little salt. Coffee pot, glasses, syrup bottles, salt and pepper everything and if they bumped the table everything would fall

>>17659801
worst thing in this entire thread

>>17660467
>Admitting to being a sperg

>>17660477
well back in the day when IHOP had a smoking section people would go there to meet up so people found themselves sitting there for a hour waiting for that last friend to arrive, hardly sperging out really killing time.

>>17655984
SLOP O'

>>17657998
thats an illegal man

>>17655984
at that point why not just have the filling in a bowl with some bread as a side to dunk in?

Thanks guys. I'm not even hungry anymore.

>>17655984
my alchi stool ladies and gents

>>17655967
>Inspiring my lunch tomorrow, naiice.

>>17658247
>>17658301

disagree
refried beans can be great.

but refried beans in general should NEVER be canned. at least buy ready-to-heat pinto/black beans.

recipe for refried beans from canned beans (cheap as fuck).

heat them. drain.

*fry* them with aromatics (like garlic) in olive oil + bacon fat/butter.
set some whole beans aside after removing from heat.
blend remaining beans together.
mix whole beans back into the purée.

>>17658899
GOOLD?

>>17660931
After enslaving humans for thousands of years, the gouald are finally exposed to hungry Chinese people.

>>17656481
How does this happen

>>17657001
>Do americans really?

>>17657050
F I B E R
I
B
E
R

>>17660960

>>17660931
kek

>>17659808
inb4 its the guy in the vid

>>17655984
Based Original Tommy's poster

>>17660987
Does it taste like super dense bread? It looks kind of good.

>>17661029
super dense, super salty bread i would imagine, with it being 10% salt and all.

>>17661029
>>17661053
Apparently it's rubber.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAM77hq8cPQ

>>17660960
i remembered the original story being, that this one anon tried baking bread with an extremely expired all-in-one bread kit.
the leavening agent probably has gone bad so he put the bread never rose.

>>17658677
I've seen this image countless times and I've never been able to spot the pube. Where is it?

>>17659346
No way that was done by a boomer you delusional retard

>>17657030
kek

>>17660987
>>17661069
Thanks anons

>>17655957
At some point taste buds must give up.

>>17661074
why is this so vile fuck

>>17657337
The thumbnail is of better quality

>>17661076
bottom left

>>17661074
I love the son says the rice was a bit hard and kay says it's because she burned it

>>17656558
>>17659769
link?

>>17658699
It'll be fine with a little Texas Pete on it.

>>17657870
keked regardless

>>17660474

>>17658276
it's masaokis

>>17655922
This makes me feel sick. Look how undercooked the patties are.

>>17656992
Is that cornbread with pizza toppings?

>>17657030
(You) win

>>17655952
doesn't anyone else find it unsettling that the judgmental doctor who arranges weight loss surgery for the apocalyptically overweight is also himself a fat fuck?

>>17662362
yea it was something weird like that

>>17659260
sweden was a mistake

>>17655939
we can't afford meat and cheese, must have us mistaken for someone else. Our third world status hit us hard and fast

>>17657610
remember the boston marathon?

>>17655957
Thank fuck they are wearing gloves because I'm health conscious

>>17657015
god i wish that were me

>>17657870
Nothing like a Bridgestone fired pizza am I right lads?

>>17658013
My ex used to leave flammable shit on the stove all the time. It drove me insane

>>17657001
Classic

>>17661074
>Huh, doing it risotto style? Okay.
>Adding the egg a bit early there.
>What.

>>17658995
If it's because you value the woman less, then yes. If it's because eating the woman would give you a boner while eating the man would leave you flaccid, then no.

>>17658697
this picture has been around since before tor even existed ya n00b

>>17661077
only a boomer would go to that much effort to make a service worker's day harder

>>17655927
LOL

My culvers meal. Rate it lads

>>17662763
>source: usa

>>17663179
>teenagers never fuck with servers, only boomers
Ok

>>17657161
This gives me terrible anxiety.

>>17663179
You're a fuckin idiot

>>17656002
I don't know why, but your joke made my day anon.
First time in a while I laughed uproriously at something

>>17655922
>>17663321
do USAians really?

>>17662763
Does it fall out of her hand at the last second? kek

>>17655927
Old joke. Teaching you English and giving your country internet access was a mistake. All you do is repeat the same tired ethnocentric shit.

>>17656414
>Rent free
If you really hated America, you and half your country wouldn't be moving here.

>>17663321
The yellow rice indicates the owners are Indian/Pakistani

>>17655984
I bet that's delicious but god why make such a gross fucking presentation of food

>>17657161
this is why I fear that pot luck shit. There was a story of someone bringing something in a cat little bucket, I don't remember where I heard it

>>17656410
Is this just raw dough in oil?

>>17663891
litter*

>>17663908
it's dumplings

>>17655927
lmao americans really do be like that tho

>>17655957
it's not the fact that someone is gonna eat that which offends be but the fact that someone thought that was worth filming

>>17658677
Looks like E.T. having an orgasm

>>17655922
>>17655927
>>17658460

>>17661074
jfc
Kay is the genetic equivalent of a pile of dogshit

>>17659801
Yeah throw salt on a burger you fucking one trick pony.

>>17664049
A guy at my uni got challenged to eat 80 nuggets in 1 sitting. As much sauce as he wanted and only water to drink. Had 30 minutes to complete it in. Got to 78 nuggets eaten and barfed on the last 2.

>>17664196
It should come with a straw

>>17664198
I'd toss them in a ball, poured the sauce in and eat em like cereal.

>>17664225 (me)
>ball
bowl

>>17664217
instant potatoes thicken up after a few second

>>17658385
>>17658374
Kill yourself and never come back to this website, you stupid sack of walking, subhuman trash.

>>17664240
Just get a wider straw

>>17664254
touchy touchy, i was removing the sticker not putting it on.

>>17655957
I think Latin America has some of the worst food around. At least north Americans have decent beef but a lot of Latin American food is slop. Especially in Mexico. I do like Brazilian and Argentinian food though, especially their steak houses. I like Columbian breakfast as well, but typically it feels like most Latin Americans are serving slop fried in motor oil.

>>17664282
>touchy touchy

Don't play games with me, faggot. Your kind doesn't belong here.

Now, make like a tree and get the FUCK out of /ck/.

>>17660467
Based balancing boomer

>>17664225
The problem is that by about 50-60 ypur body starts to feel full which slows down eat time. After 70 its a crawl.

>>17664296

>>17664341

>>17661074
Would you guys try Kay's cooking? I absolutely would.

Making rice

>>17664309
>reddit spacing

meme burgers need to be stopped

>>17664386
Should have used swiss instead of mozzarella.

>>17657870
What matters is that its not michelin.

>>17655927
ROFL I get it

>>17658689
>I just hope the file name isn't literal
Anon do I have some news for you

>>17664373
>reddit spacing

Of course the newfaggot with the Salt Life sticker would eventually try and pull that one, along with posting the Nigger cat, as a display of his 'le epic 4channel experience'. Just accept the fact that you're a newfag and stop posting.

>>17664371
Throwing some beef in

>>17664411
the heat of the rice cooks the beef

>>17664402
>>17664373
This is a board of peace. By Allah, cease your incessant squabbling.

>>17664417
>board of peace
this is motherfucking /ck/ and not /pol/ you imbecile

>>17655927
Hahaha

>>17664411
Throwing some seasoning on it

>>17664421
Never heard of her.

>>17664431
Says 10 percent fat but it gets fatty quick

>>17664402
you don't even know what a newfag is. you probably washed up on the Biden wave.
>with the Salt Life sticker
nice reading skills

>>17664439
Wish I had tomato paste

>>17664451
add paprika/chili powder

>>17656992
thats a cake with vegetables on top

>>17664457
Ok

>>17664395
Remember when screencaps were just a shot of a post or a thread without ZOOMED IN TEXT and EPIC REACTION IMAGES?

>>17664476
All done, time for 2nd breakfast

>>17664476
see it's red just like tomato paste so it's just as good

>>17664444
>"washed up on the Biden wave"
>Posts covid memes
>Has a salt life sticker on the back of his truck

Jesus, just accept the fact that you've been found out as a newfag and stop projecting. It's embarrassing.

>>17664480
i do

>>17664487
Honestly tastes ok. Would eat again. 100 grams of brotein and 70 grams of carbs

>>17664494

>>17664512
maybe add some onions and peppers and you'd have a basic dirty rice

>>17660237
Mexico is in america

>>17656481
>brëd

>>17655984
Literal turd sandwich

>>17657015
Very well done, but I don't see any knuckles or fingers on the hands.

>>17664524
Will try next time. Sounds tasty.

>>17658649
>>17658953
I tried it in the can and it worked just fine. It let me do other kitchen things while that was cooking.

>>17664551
>on the hands.
what hands

>>17664361
I was thinking there was nothing wrong until they drenched it in tha44xvtt sauce

>>17655984
>when you cater towards 'shit taste' a bit too literally

>>17664571
Oh shit, I'm blind. I thought the kneecaps were the back of his hands folded inwards. Fuck me.

>>17664361

>>17655984
tommy's burgers look like literal shit but taste sooo good.

>>17664619
>not ordering your beef hot sweet and dipped
bruh you better keep your goof-ass outta Chicago

>>17664486
SLOPPASHIT

>>17664520
>Posting a random screencap from 2007
>"I'm le epin oldfag"

I was debating on whether I should respond to this post, and I did.


Congratulations.

>>17664785
i arrived around 2013 so i am technically a newfag but at least i'm not a reddittranny like you

>>17656315
It's a joke calm down man

>>17664834
>Twitter meme

>>17655922
>my twink fwb after I'm done pounding him

>>17664907
says the tranny with no memes

>>17656481
I was in that thread

>>17661074
she does it on purpose for views

is mac and cheese with hot dogs in it ever actually good? does the quality of the dog matter? Is it just a meme food that people raised by single mothers tell themselves they liked as a kid?

>>17665076
yes, yes and yes

>>17664196
>we have reached the point in which we eat the feces and piss of machines
I love the antichrist

>>17665076
I used to be so hungry I'd mix tinned tuna with macaroni and cheese. Never was a tasty meal so much as it was easy food a 10 year old could prepare on his own.

>>17665010
great idea for trick or treaters

>>17664421
It's not reddit either, which is where that type of bickering belongs. Stop phone posting and you'll feel better.

>>17655939
This actually took place in the UK. The YouTuber lives a city away from me

>>17664196
That actually ended up looking slightly better than I thought it would, but what's the point? Is there other stuff around? I can't imagine just getting a tub of potatoes and gravy on it's own as a meal

>>17659808
>a year
Try 3 years

>>17659260
Culinary kino

>>17659260
this is the fcuker who raided lgbt for like a week the fker shold be banned

ja jäsiken, när ska ni jänkare sluta exportera ukraina zigenar dildos?

>>17665953

>>17665953
Seething tranny lmaoooo

>>17665953

ja jäklar vilken tråd

>>17664480
faggot detected