/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17654015
she was getting BLACKED

>>17654015
>bowtie pasta
It wasn't gonna happen, brovinski.
Alternatively this is a larp and you just posted all the food you made for yourself you fatfuck.

>>17654015
All that means is more leftovers bro

>>17654015
( ._.)

Never invest anything into a modern woman. Also clean your stove

>>17654022
This. It takes hours to boil 10-minute pasta and sautee two chicken breasts?

>slaved
thats inappropriate op

>>17654015
maybe she could smell it from the door?

>>17654015
it looks good anon, how did it taste?

Did you tell her what you were making? Literally looks like some basic bitch "Tuscan chicken" from some mommyblog.

>>17654015
Shoulda used fusilli.

>>17654059
Dunno, she never showed up so I had to throw it out.

>>17654098
you didn't eat any of it for yourself? what was the dish you made? it looks tasty

>>17654100
Of course not. Why would I eat something I drugged?

>>17654100
Well obviously that would be pretty pathetic eating food that was for a date by myself. How does that even occur to you? Are you a loser or something?

>>17654103
>>17654106
what

>>17654106
I would eat the fuck of it then jack off to another girl. Then I'd go to be happy because I'll find someone else.

Post recipe

This fag actually copied this post from reddit, how sad

>>17654119
You do know it's even more sad for you than the OP because that means you just exposed yourself as a redditor in order to even know that right...

>>17654122
Literally all you have to do is reverse search the image and it tells you where it's from.

>>17654123
How boring is your life that you spend time reverse image searching pictures of peoples food from /ck/ lol

>>17654122
>>17654126
>get's shrekt
>weak comeback
Go change your fucking diaper.

>>17654020
ywnbaw

>>17654126
Yeah, its pretty bad, but at least I'm not a redd*tor like OP and (you).

>>17654130
Totally except I just tried reverse searching it and it gave no results from reddit so.... yeah you're full of shit.

>>17654119
>complaining about reddit reposts
Thatd be like complaining about fast food threads not understanding the board culture here at all

>>17654015
lol, she didn't even exist retard. now eat your spaghetti and take your meds.

>>17654126
>>17654135
Pretty boring, which is why I spend most of my time here. It took me literally one click to find this.

>>17654139
>spaghetti

>>17654103
Why not get a little fucked up after dinner?

>>17654135
>can't even use google search
Holy fuck...

>>17654144
So you just reverse image search every picture on the off chance it might be from reddit? Right. Just admit you browse reddit, this is getting sad.

>>17654015
> being a slow, incompetent cook
she dodged a bullet

and by "she" I mean your left hand.

>>17654015
>she
There's your problem.

>>17654185
No, I didn't until I read this >>17654119

>>17654185
Bro you're a fucking loser. Stop making shit threads.

>>17654185
>i browse reddit to call other people out for browsing reddit
what is your end goal here? i don't understand

>>17654199
yeah the Redditposting faggot OP would do better with men, he already knows how to suck dick based on his posts

>>17654015
Why would a man that can cook for himself and afford sex toys need a woman?
I guess there is the rare chance that a woman worth starting a family with exists, but lets be honest, OP isn't talking about one of those.

Damn, the virgins sure are angry today.

>>17654015
Aww don't feel bad, this just means more food for you!

>>17654217
Yeah, mad enough to repost from reddit and then defend themselves.

>>17654061
this one was linked on reddit:
https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/a19636089/creamy-tuscan-chicken-recipe/
idk looks good enough to me

>>17654185
>>17654144

lmao OP got exposed

>>17654015
Probably for the best since you only made 1 portion

>>17654291
how fat

What a terrible thread
it would be such a shame if the cunny patrol showed up.

>>17654132
ywnhaw

>>17654015
I wouldnt show up either.....

gettin some 'tang is easy bro you you dob't have to cook a bitch dinner lol

>>17654015
(You): Hi babe you still coming over tonight?
(Her): Sure thing, what are we having?
(You): This.
(Her) ....*hangs up phone*
(Her) *calls* Hello Tyrone, I'm not doing anything tonight, can i come over?

>>17654409
Tyrone can actually cook, it was never a fair competition

>>17654015
just text some other girl you want to fuck and say you have spare food, its really that easy

>>17654185
>redditard doubles down
this is the part where you close the tab and we all laugh

>>17654015
more for u:3 invite your family or friends insgtead

>>17654022
??????
this is like 1500kcal at most

>>17654015
call over some guys and have a sausage fest instead

>>17654015
This is considered haute cuisine in the US

>>17654726
yeah america really loves shitty Italian food for some reason, I've never understood it

>>17654015
I dont mind exposing op as faggot for reposting leddit, but it sure looks tasty ngl.

>>17654025
Leftovers for somebody left over.

>>17654126
This isn’t facebook, you don’t get to pull that shit here. Most of us are fuckin nerds

>>17654103
>Doesn't know how to party
No wonder she didn't show up

>>17654015
This is why you never get emotionally or monetarily invested in a modern woman.

>>17654106
its just food guy

>>17654117
No you won't, porn watcher. Go eat some cereal to calm down.