/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17646305
I like soft serve and do my best to turn my ice cream into that

>>17646310
pro-tip: that's NOT soft serve. regular ice cream is not soft serve.

>>17646305

>>17646323
ok, but he likes soft serve
and he tries his best

in my experience it's also the best way to eat low kcal ice cream, they don't work well until they're a little softened up

>>17646305
i still do that

>>17646305
Growing up we poured milk and chocolate syrup our ice cream. If you never had it this way, you're missing out.

>>17646310
yeah, I wouldnt call it soup its closer to soft serve

>>17646323
That’s an amateur tip

>>17646305
No joke.
I don't care how people eat their ice cream and think people who do care are weirdo faggots.

>>17646305
i microwaved my ice cream and drank it

>>17646484
No man is an island.

>zoomers don't know about ice cream soup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmO0jOxpwm4&ab_channel=MarkHebert

>>17646305
yes i did that. tasted better that way

>>17646323
Chill out dude. Leave him alone

>>17646305
I like to crush up some cookies in my ice cream, and stir it up like this.

I've found leftover fortune cookies from chinese take away work amazing in vanilla ice cream.

>ice cream
>add milk
>let rest a bit to both soften the ice cream and freeze the milk
>blend together
>add crumbled cookies (homemade, chips ahoy chocolate chip, or oreos)
>blend together
wa la

>>17646305
I like my frozen custard in a cone.
Pic rel is my homemade frozen custard, made with wild black raspberry syrup made from berries I picked and froze last summer, the custard is made with egg yolks from my duck. I also put in a shot of homemade watermelon wine I made in 2020 from watermelons I grew. Everything else is store bought (until I get my own dairy animal, either sheep or cow). I prefer it on a cone. I'd make my own cone but it seems like too much work for not a lot of cones.

>>17646505
A few of us are small archipelagos

>>17646305
As a kid and adult, I like the ice cream as tough as possible.

>>17646305
kids get really scared of brain freeze so that's probably why

>>17646442
I wonder what would happen if you put this combo into some kind of blender or something.

>>17647080
honestly it would probably be pretty good
>tfw no blender

>>17646305
i eat it normally up until the last few bites which i swirl around

>>17646976
ugh that looks fucking delicious

>>17646305
not as weird as what my late sis would do.
any time birthday cake and ice cream was served, she would stir them together. she started this as an adult not when she was a kid.
I do this >>17646442 without stirring with or without chocolate sauce

I did this, it changes the texture, more like softserve

It doesn't necessarily melt

>not mixing it with milk and making a milkshake in the bowl
plebs, all of you

>>17646305
>not making your own soft-serve
ngmi

>>17646305
>>>17646310 >>17646430 >>17646440 >>17646442 >>17646484 >>17646497 >>17646952 >>17646966 >>17646976 >>17647067 >>17647077 >>17647250 >>17647309 >>17649140
I do that but with mash potatoes

>>17646305
I'd add so much milk and spirnkles, and then devour it really quickly so I could still taste the ice shards of the ice cream in my watery soupy mixture

unless I was being a total deviant and added a bunch of syrup and less milk to make a huge, thick syrup

>>17646305
i liked to mash it with the back of my spoon till i got a borderline soft serve but thats only something i really do with cheaper shitty ice cream. if i have some haagen daaz, baskin robbins, or some other high tier ice cream i just eat it as is.

>>17649165

>>17646517
dude randy was a dick

>>17647080
Good idea, if I met you irl id shake your hand.

>>17646305
You don't stir ice cream to make it into a soup.
You don't touch it at all to make it into a soup.

>>17646976
based ice cream man

>>17649263
Back in boomer times Randy was a relatable stereotype. Nowadays he just posts on antonymous image forums.

>>17646305

>>17646305
Eat it all quick and suffer the brainfreeze

>>17646305
i can't stand hard ice cream. i'll actually sometimes throw a bowl in the microwave for about 10 seconds so it gets soupier.

>>17649548
licking is only only good with soft serve
you might argue it's not licking though

>>17649548
i've always bit ice cream. Didn't realise for years that people think it's weird

>>17649548
I bite with my lips

>>17646497
So just hot flavoured milk?

>>17646305
I used to put flea repellent in my ice cream.

>>17649814
Based middle ground

>>17646305
No, I was the one that would blow on it instead to reduce the brain freeze.
>tfw
I know its retarded.

>>17649548
does sucking the ice cream into my mouth count as licking or biting?

>>17646305
My parents would buy vanilla ice cream and we'd put chocolate syrup on it. I'd mash the ice cream up with chocolate syrup just to make it homogenized.

>>17649165
yeah do me a favor and kill yourself

>>17646305
I do this sometimes If I can be assed and I really like it, the ice cream becomes smooth. It is difficult at first and then suddenly the ice cream transforms.

i put my ice cream in the microwave for 15 seconds before i eat it

>>17646305
Sometimes I would put it in a coffee mug and put a splash of milk in it, and stir it around to achieve the texture of a Wendy's frosty.

I still do this

>>17646976
Now THIS is Food&Cooking

HMM YES I WILL SPEND $5 ON THAT 300 CALORIES OF HALO TOP, THANK GOD I'M ADDICTED TO SUGAR AND HAVE AN INSATIABLE APPETITE

>>17649596
The heat from the tongue melts the ice cream

>>17646323
Holy fuck I bet you’re one of those “akshually, tomatoes are a fruit!” faggots, aren’t you.

>>17646976
You know what you have to do, anon. Let's turn this ice-cream thread into an ice-CRAM thread.

>>17646305
I used to do that. Now I'm here.

>>17651931
who in sam hill are you quoting?

>>17646976
Masterful

WTF he knows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SgAIkB96Jw
>some people like to swirl it in their bowl

>>17646305
it's actually way better like that lmao

>>17649642
>fellow ice cream biter
Showing my age here, but I never realized that ice cream headaches were a thing until I saw that one episode of Kids Next Door. Would always take bites out of ice cream and never experience any after-effects.

>>17646305
I still do it. It tastes better. Its softer and more refined.

>>17650123
I'M NOT ALONE
Catch myself doing this all the time, brain just seems to figure if it works for hot food it must work for ice cream too

>>17646305
I'll do you one better. I've thrown entire containers of icecream into my stand mixer and beat it into that pseudo-softserve before consuming the entire thing

>>17646976
You need to post your ducks more often I am really interested in learning more about them

>>17654176
what do you want to know?

>>17654178
How many eggs does he make and at what frequency and also where did you get it

>>17647080
Are you retarded?
that's literally just making a milkshake

Das a kid I poured some min and stirred the cream subtil mit was creamy. When I found out you could make icy milkshake this way.

>>17654189
Male ducks don't make eggs.
Sticky (pictured above) lays one egg a day. Since she is socially retarded and hates the other ducks I get her daily egg from the kiddy pool she sleeps in my basement.

Sticky was hatched in my incubator (pic rel)

I only eat hot butter ice cream, the frozen stuff is shit.

>>17654235
That's so cool how they just come out of the egg and then they themselves make more egg

>>17654244
I know it's fucking crazy, and the males turn into meat livestock is fucking incredible.

>>17646305
I did that and my dad gave me shit for it but only because he did the same and his dad did the same thing. I still do it.

>>17654259
quack quack :3

>>17646305
>eating ice cream

>>17646305
My grandparents taught me to do that when I was a kid, they called it medicine and said it would make me feel like a million bucks. They were right. Now I'm an adult and I eat ice cream maybe once a year. Your'e a faggot op. I hate you.

>>17646517
I wish I had the confidence to be as based as Randy

>>17646305
I just don't really like eating super cold stuff

I microwave some frozen blueberries in a bowl for a minute and then I add a scoop of ice cream on top and eat it as it melts

I used to do it as a kid because we've had low quality ice cream that would turn rock solid in our fridge. I don't do it anymore now that I buy decent stuff.

Instead I microwave it for like 15 seconds, it's way better than just waiting for it to soften before eating because it softens it evenly throughout. But I bet that's even weirder to most people.

I only like eating ice cream if it's an ice cream sandwich.

I let the ice cream container sit on the counter for half an hour before I scoop it. Its too hard to scoop if I take it straight out of the freezer and it tastes way better if its sort of soft. You can't taste shit when its ice cold straight out of the freezer.

Hey guys my favorite way to eat ice cream is..... oh i'll just see myself out then.

>>17655156
>strawberry shortcake
My number one pick from the ice cream truck, not even fuckin close. There aren't many bad choices, but there is only one best one.

>>17654216
My favorite posts are the ones like this one where retards expose their retardation by calling others retards