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>>17642759

>>17642759
That's easy.

>visiting family in seattle area for the first time in 2 years, been away working for 5
>trying not to drink as much
>want to drink as much

>>17643012
original is better than banquet, Canadians have better tasting water to make the beer with

Be warned it's illegal to drink without wearing a wife beater with exactly 3.5 stains on it.

It's not the best beer but it is the most kinö

>>17643090
>2$ DRAFT BEER
You unironically know it's alright when the sign is written like a boomer Craigslist post.
>NO LOW BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I GOT
The taps may not have been cleaned since 1972, but it would still be peak /comfy/ for a little refreshment on a road trip, booths with red vinyl seats, cigarette vending machines and 10lb ashtrays, octogenarian waitresses with a thousand-yard stare, that one dude in the parking lot in a tracksuit selling meth next to his Challenger with the stereo blasting mumble rap. Just get out of town before sundown unless you want to die in a dusty ditch by the truckstop at the hands of five union stop stewards who overheard you watching Ranma 1/2 subs on your magic phone while they were comparing their wives' hysterectomies.

>fucks your bitch

>>17642759
Never been the US yet, might visit Washington this summer. Is this the local cheap swill?

>>17643261
It's a shame how rare these little shit-hole in the walls have become now. The last one by my house closed 10 years ago. 25 years ago there were 5 in my neighborhood alone. They've been replaced with what amounts to yuppie bars (micro-breweries).
>>17643203
i swear they tasted better when they were seasonal only

>>17643304
yep. it's got a ravenous fanbase of 18-25 year olds. typical macro swill that isn't nationwide. same shit as all the other local shit people seem to suck off as no end. i've been all over. it's all the same shit

>>17643304
Its Washington coors. Empty cans fill the back of every shitty, rusted out truck bed and can be found just about everywhere for cheap.

I like coors banquet, bud light lime, summer shandies, and shock top. Not sure what to try next

>>17642759
you posted it.

>>17643304
>>17643338
>>17643354

Between the region-specific name and the fact that it's cheaper and slightly better tasting than PBR, I'd be willing to bet that Rainier accounts for at least a third of the total beer sale in the state by volume. It's colossally popular here.

>>17643410
its been my dads go to cheap beer since the 70s. he even has one of the old neon signs that you would have seen in a bar in his basement.

>>17643012
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>>17642759
Gansett

Just north of the border our regional swill is called Cariboo. Popular among tradies, hobos and anyone looking to get drunk for cheap. Has a very light, somewhat sour taste. What I like about it is it has barely any hops, so it doesn't taste like hoppy shit.

>>17642759
Trois Pistoles at a dimly lit jazz-oriented dive with more taps than customers - just past the golden hour in early autumn, with a fusion five-piece doing Brubeck dirty in absolutely amazing ways that only you, the beer, and 20 other people are around to witness. Unibroue beers will, from this point on, flood your mind with memories of sounds, smells and sights, but Trois Pistoles will give you a crystal clear reflection of a fantastic moment that should have been caught on film, or at least an SD card.

>>17642759
Schmidt, the beer with animals on the cans.

I’ve got the winner right here

>>17643518
Killed many brain cells with this and the Vitamin R in OP's post.

>>17642759
RainnnnnnnnnnIerrrrrrrrrr....beerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>17643677
Everyone knows the motorcycle commercial but the coneheads parody commercial is my favorite by a mile.

>>17643282
That’s the worst shotgun hole I’ve ever seen

>>17643432
BC SUX

>>17643304
>visits the US
>makes Washington his destination
Retard. Arizona, Colorado, Massachusetts, or Louisiana are the only states you should consider going to.
AZ and CO for the rugged beauty and the Wild West history, Massachusetts for the Revolutionary War history and New England culture, and Louisiana for the bayous and the southern culture.

>>17644248
Actually, you can scratch Arizona and Colorado from that list and replace them with Nevada. Has the best of both those states, and then some.

>>17644248
Seattleite here, lots of people from the UK and Japan vacation to Seattle because it's climactically similar but culturally very different.

That being said, the states you picked are retarded. California, Texas, New York. Those three states will give you 99% of the American Experience.

>>17643304
Yes anon. It's the only beer you should be drinking in the pacific northwest

>>17644319
>california
Garbage
>new york
Garbage
>texas
Overrated meme. Outside of the guns and the ‘everything’s bigger in texas’ jokes, it’s just a generic plains state.

The point is to guide visitors to GOOD places to visit, places that really capture Americana in its splendour. NY and Cali are circus acts that are barely representative of the US in any way. It’s like telling someone to visit London if they want to experience the UK.

Red Dog best beer

>>17642759
whiskey.
/thread.

>>17644362
>NY and Cali are circus acts
>barely representative of the US in any way
The only way these three ring trainwrecks could be more representative of the nation as a whole, is if they were inside DC. The outliers are outliers for a reason. The metropolitan black comedy taken straight out of Calhoun's experiments? That's what the US and A is now. Might as well just drop a few mics of acid and try to see some color in this drab, gray future.

having a few of these over the day. working in the morning so taking it easy. not sure why but I love any beer that comes in a white/minimalist can

>>17644370
i thought they stopped making this. i used to get trashed on this shit as a teenager. $5 for a six of tall cans, and it tasted pretty alright.

>>17643012
Fpbp

Kwak Pawel

Little Kings!

It makes living in Cincinnati tolerable.

>>17643431
based

>>17643962
based Pilbro. Have you ever counted the rabbits?

>>17650812
I haven't! I will, next case..... It would be cool if there were 13

For me, it can only be a Gay.

>>17643038
If I see you at the lynnwood Walmart I’ll beat your ass

colt 45

>>17643544
>there are too many of them! what are we going to do?

I have to give props to the mexican pirate beer honestly.

>>17643012
why though?

if i'm not drinking local, gotta be an urquell
>>17643962
also based

It might not be the best, but it is the most Kino

>>17646195
this scene made me start drinking again. what a class act.

>>17654710
POUR THE FUCKIN BEER RAYMOND

>>17643304
no, these other faggots are pretending like colonial east coast america is that different from the west coast, or the flyover void, and it's not.
visiting america and seeing the capital is an esteemed gesture as a tourist and from D.C. you can go to any commonwealth state for any culturally significant american food you can possibly ever need. pennsylvania has an entire highway stretch of road filled with nothing but snack factories called the snack belt.