/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17641639
I don't understand it. How is it lion meat if it doesn't come from a lion?

Either way, how do you want me to react, OP? I'll give you the reaction you're looking for. Want a 'the world is ending'-tier response or enthusiasm for this?

>>17641652
Probably originated from cells harvested from a lion

>>17641657
sounds gay as fuck

>>17641639
How did they get the seed cells for these?

>>17641639
Because that's what it's seeded from. They don't conjure meat up from thin air.

>>17641639
>Lab grown

Fuck that, pass

>>17641661
Jacked off a bunch of zoo animals maybe

>>17641639
>You VILL eat ze cat

>>17641666
ew, imagine the smell

once jerked off to a woman rimming the shit-encrusted asshole of a male horse. Felt like a lowpoint

>>17641669
Yes daddy government

>>17641639
Wish I wasnt a fucking poorfag zoomer so I could take part in all these growing businesses.

>>17641639
>gay lab meat

>>17641639
Climate change isn't real op, remember that

>>17641671
Did she make the horse cum at least?

>>17641689
Not sure anymore. A few years ago I was on fire for four months and now I'm drowning for two months. Never had it this bad before.

>>17641639
This is just a way to generate interest. I'd care more about the quality though, like if I could get the equivalent of the best quality beef at a lower price then that's what would make me buy it rather than an epic lion burger that tastes like crap and isn't very nutritious.

>>17641693
nah, it was because it didn't get hard while she was sucking it off, so they had to come up something else kek

>>17641639
Smart idea. Make fake meat of animals people normally can't eat so there's no comparison. How would anyone know your lion burger tastes wrong? They won't.

Preferable to butchery but I doubt you can grow meat in labs fast enough to satisfy global needs

>>17641639
Absolutely retarded.
Lion meat also wouldn't look like that. Based on what I've seen from mountain lion meat, it would be closer to a very lean pork.

But urbanite consumer slaves are eager to part with their money good for them I guess? I'll opt for eating my neighbors and my livestock as well as the occasional hunted/trapped critter

>>17641783
You can know if it tastes good, though.

>>17641793
>Lion meat also wouldn't look like that.
Are you saying that they are... "lion" to us?

I won't eat tiger, lions, or zebra because I don't eat cats or horses.

>>17641793
>I'll opt for eating my neighbors
based cannibalchad

>>17641639
Seems silly as both lion and zebra are available as farmed meat.
It’s expensive as fuck, due to low production (as it’s not as if there’s demand), but it’s available.

>>17641793
What does human meat taste like bros?

>>17641838
ask ur mom

>>17641657
can i harvest my own dick cell so i can make others choke on my dick meat?

>>17641852
Yes. Not sure how you'll make people choke on it, but it's possible.

>>17641852
sure just cut off your dick first so they can harvest enough cells from your microscopic dick

>>17641801
Sure but then the cope is "well it's supposed to taste that way, it's lion, it's an acquired taste" and act all high and mighty eating this goop.

I would rather they focus on stopping the inflation on meats we already have access to.

>>17642078
True. It would be handy if rate of supply had some sort of impact on inflation.

I'm sure that vat-grown meat will be reasonably priced what with skyrocketing energy prices. Unlike that stupid analog cow.

>>17641639
When will i be able to order bio-onaholes cultured from the cells of women i know? Asking for a friend

>>17642238
How are you going to get her vagina cells? Women hate pap smears.

>>17642288
I wish my ex-wife had hated my pap's smears.

>>17641639
It's cool that they can do this and I imagine that the technology will only improve over time to the point where it's pretty much indistinguishable from the actual product. From what I understand long term it will be cheaper and more efficient than pretty much anything else, meanwhile it's certainly better than bugs and soy.

So good thoughts. I'll be happy to enjoy it when I'm in my 70's.

>>17641639
>Thoughts?
Hipster gimmick shit that will be off shelves soon enough.

>>17642232
>skyrocketing energy prices
energy is incredibly cheap.

>>17641639
That African dictator dude with the Hitler stache used to eat wild lion meat. I wonder if it's any good or just like cat meat

>>17642412
predator meat is usually not nice

We just need lab-grown tiger cocks, elephant tusks, and rhino horns to save the animals from the Chinese.

>>17641904
This is a bit clumsy but I like that you were trying.

>>17642419
Do they suck tiger dick for medicine?
Also we need to save the pangolin from them. Look at this cute fuck.

>>17642412
It probably sucks. I wouldn't be surprised if Mugabe (or any other African dictator) would go out of his way to eat lion meat just so he can tell everyone he eats lion meat. I've heard carnivorous mammal meat is really acidic and strong.

>>17641793
>Lion meat also wouldn't look like that
it's ground meat, it can look like anything

>>17642433
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_penis_soup

They literally eat everything.

>>17641661
its made from muscle cells not cum

>>17642394
I dare you to tell that to a Brit. Film it if possible.

>>17641639

Can't wait to eat lab grown human meat. I heard it is the easiest for us to digest and probably tastes good. Also, METAL AS FUCK!

>>17642506
It's supposed to be most like pork...

>>17642493
imagine talking to a brit lol

>>17641838

Pigs have a similar anatomy to us, sooo maybe? I also read somewhere that it tasted like lamb

>>17642511

Huh

>>17641639

I'd love it but it's apparently only arriving in restaurants and probably expensive as hell for a long time still

I don't think I want to eat carnivore animals.

Makes sense, the process of making lab-grown meat is probably the same whether it's imitation beef or imitation lion meat.

Lion meat both has the appeal of being something most people would never get to eat, and because most people have never had it they wouldn't be able to tell whether or not the lab-grown version is a close match.

>>17641657
I know how that lab-grown shit works. It makes sense for things like beef if they plan on making it a cheap alternative someday. But what's the point when they're adding in fat from non-lion sources after they grow it anyways? It's never gonna be the fucking same as real lion.

>>17642453
Grinding up pork doesn't magically make it red.

>>17644185
I mean, its not lion meat, and they use fetal bovine serum from pregnant cows who are slaughtered and their still living fetus has fluids sucked out of its heart.

The biopsy can come from any animal but it's still being fed cow cells. It's gross and all this shit makes me run in the opposite direction.

>>17644203
Literal schizo lmao.

>>17644212
How do you think they feed the cell biopsy?

>>17641639
If idiots want to pay $100 for lion burgers then they should go ahead.

>>17641639
Probably the least efficient way possible to make meat.

>>17642525
>>17642511
Like pork, but sort of saltier.
Like if you mixed some wild boar with spam.

>>17642462
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutter_oil

>>17641639
Lab grown meat will cause an extinction event as they'll gradually breed the cells to be extremely resilient until the point they become immortal cancer cells, they'll then start grafting onto humans intestinal lining, and eventually spread through skin contact or touching objects, similar to that contagious tasmanian devil cancer.

>>17644749
[PROTOTYPE]™

>>17641661
>*Sneed cells
>*Sneeded from
>>17641666
Satan trips confirmed for sexually abused zoo lions :(

>>17641639
carnivores usually taste way worse than herbivores. I don't know how a "100% cultivated" meat would taste like, but I would probably taste the zebra before.
too bad that it's a zebra """"""""""sushi""""""""""

>>17644185
Ground pork is red.

>>17641639
I'd try lion meat, but not lab-grown meat.

>>17641639
Fuck off with this liberal vegan bullshit. Whether by machinations of nature or God, mankind is the dominant species on this planet. It is a mockery of that perfection not to subjugate lesser species. They are to be enslaved and eaten for the betterment of mankind. If you think chickens or cows wouldn't do the same thing to us you're mad. Delusional hippies think a chemical cocktail is better than a natural lump of meat? We need to bring back bullying in schools because it would sort most of this faggot nonsense out.

>>17641639
They still haven't figured out shit about how to filter out nutrients from the execramage. Hard pass Keanu

>>17641701
Serves you right for living down there.

>>17641671
Mexican?

>>17642468
Yes, so how did they get the muscle cells.

>>17645116
That looks bright pink. If we want to talk red, look at this ground venison.

>>17644179
>what's the point?
How retarded are you? It's so that people can taste what lion meat tastes like, or as close to it as possible without the effort/money required to actually get lion meat.

>It won't be the same
The people who would do this wouldn't be able to get actual lion meat anyway, so even if it does end up tasting different they wouldn't have any way of knowing.

>>17642453
Lol no it don't

>>17642392
>hipster