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What's like... the best fucking dessert ever.

>> No.17639256
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17639256

Sticky toffee pudding. Need something to drink afterwards though.

>> No.17639267
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>>1763925
that looks pretty good.

>> No.17639341
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>>17639248

>> No.17639344

Tiramisu

>> No.17639346

A second steak.

>> No.17639351

>>17639248
NY Cheesecake

>> No.17639477

>>17639256
>>17639267
fpbp

>> No.17639500
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17639500

A fresh blackberry pie.

>> No.17639504

>>17639248
A big glass of ice water. I'm not even joking.

>> No.17639508

>>17639248
Banana nut bread

>> No.17639509

>>17639504
>t. <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/24edafcc_wojakNPC.png">

>> No.17639514

>>17639256
>>17639500
based choices

I tip my hat to you lads!

:^)

>> No.17639517
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17639517

>>17639248
I love this shit so goddamn much

>> No.17639520
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>>17639248
Hodl my beer

>> No.17640586

Any dessert that's the same consistency and material ~90% through the whole thing is disqualified.

>> No.17640593

>>17640586
No.

>> No.17640607

>>17639520
Are you five years old?

>> No.17640612

>>17640593
Then you have a very 1 dimensional sense of what height desserts can reach when it all works together rather than one congealed mess with some squirted on topping.

>> No.17640614
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>> No.17640618

>>17640612
least I ain't a fag, fag

>> No.17640623

>>17640618
You're so cute when you're upset anon. Have some vanilla ice cream, mm!

>> No.17640625
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>> No.17640627
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>>17639248
I am a simple man.
Apple pie
Pecan pie
Vanilla cheesecake
Lemon tart

But I do have a special place in my loins for M&S desserts.
They do these pinecone chocolate shell/mousse things and I have bought them each year.

>> No.17640631

>>17639256
Britty based...

>> No.17640642

Depends on the time and place. Warm apple pie on a chilly autumn day, sorbet on a hot summer day, wine and chocolate late at night, etc.

>> No.17640646

>>17640625
based

>> No.17640688
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17640688

Apfelstrudel, the white man's dessert

>> No.17640689

>>17640627
those lil suckers look good, where to buy them?

>> No.17640706

>>17640688
Why do Germans keep misspelling apple?

>> No.17640770

>>17640689
Marks and Spencers, british supermarkey chain.
Only around Christmas if they decide to do them that year.

>> No.17640779

coffee. black.

>> No.17640781

>>17640779
ooooh everyone look at mr cool guy here

>> No.17640793

cookies

>> No.17640800

>>17640779
fag

>> No.17640813

>>17640793
What kind?

>> No.17640856
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17640856

>>17639248

>> No.17640869
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>>17639248
needs some of these bad boys on top

>> No.17640925

Imagine if they could make dessert just about 0 calorie but taste the same and no real evidence of organs shutting down if you eat tons of it.
We'd have to reintroduce the Vomitories (yes yes hush now)

>> No.17640985
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>>17640925
<span class="xae" data-xae="anger">💢[/spoiler]

>> No.17641024

>>17640925
>Vomitories
>redditors still think ancient Roman's had rooms specifically designated for vomiting
I Scooby Dooby Doo

>> No.17641053

>>17639248
>>17639500
blackberries are too much of an overload on the tastebuds, the actual answer is warm apple pie

>> No.17641083
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17641083

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES

>> No.17641103
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>>17640688
we have those here too nigga

>> No.17641269

>>17640985
>>17641024
To be fair I bet a lot of guys watching the games would get shitfaced and vomit in there, just like at modern sports games

>> No.17641353

>>17640625
I see you are a man of great taste

>> No.17641362

>>17641269
fair point <span class="xae" data-xae="vomit">🤮[/spoiler]

>> No.17641436

>>17639248
Cheesecake
Baba de Camelo
Banana cake
Pāo-de-ló from Ovar
Philadelphia and Orange cake
Coconut and butter cake

>> No.17641455

>>17641083
That looks tasty. What is it

>> No.17641502

>>17640925
The stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yY7xqyAbao

>> No.17641567

>>17639248
Fresh fruit with cream.
Macerated with a bit sugar if a tart berry.

>> No.17641598

>>17639517
dis nigga knows

>> No.17641637

>>17639248
I don't eat sweets but once in a blue moon I get an animalistic craving for good quality ice cream.

>> No.17641709

Tiramisu maybe. I'm a big fan of things flavoured with alcohol and coffee anyway.

>> No.17641800
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17641800

Chocolate coulant
shit's ridiculously good. Also full chocolate icecream (with tiny chocolate bits) milkshake BUT without any milk, just pure blended ice cream. Also vanilla (choclate is good too) ice cream with coffee poured on top of it.

>> No.17642463

>>17639248
Adults don't eat desert. What are you a fucking child?

>> No.17642552

>>17639248
gluten free options frens?

>> No.17642570
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17642570

Bread pudding, followed closely by tapioca pudding. No I'm not a pensioner, I just like to eat like one

>> No.17642586

>>17639517
Amazing

>> No.17642588

>>17641103
Garbage

>> No.17642669

>>17642570
Bread pudding<tapioca pudding.

>> No.17643247

>>17641800
is that essentially a fancy Chocolate Lava Crunch Cake?

>> No.17643255 [DELETED] 

>>17640607
Yes
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>> No.17643367
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Flan.

>> No.17643468
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>>1763924
>>1763924
>best
No flakey pastry... FAIL

>> No.17643506

>>17643468
are those fish or reptile scales?

>> No.17643571
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>>17639248
This shit right here.

>> No.17643968

>>17639517
Patrician taste. Custard based desserts are top tier

>> No.17644099
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Kunafa.

>> No.17644301
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Applebee's Dessert Shooters

>> No.17644406

>>17639248
Strawberry/blueberry cheesecake

>> No.17644411

>>17639248
Cocoa butter cookies. Do not overcook them. They come out soggy but harden in an hour, they also taste better a day or two old, hot cocoa butter cookies taste terrible.

>> No.17644416

>>17639248
>best fucking dessert ever
donut because of the hole

>> No.17644440
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17644440

For me, it's the humble medovik. Close second is oreshki

>> No.17644451

>>17644099
I always forget what this shit is called but when I worked as the PR guy for an Iraqi hist wife would bring this to the office every other week.

>> No.17644454
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17644454

>>17644451
>when I worked as the PR guy for an Iraqi

>> No.17644463

>>17644454
Sadly not a glowie. Just did video and press releases for a guy who ran one of those "help immigrants meld into society" kind of non-profits.

>> No.17644477

>>17639248
I really enjoyed the white chocolate molten lava cakes Chilli's used to do. Ice cream on top of a hot cake, molten white chocolate interior, raspberry sauce lining the plate. Was a perfect dessert.

Rum cake is my other go-to choice.

>> No.17644509 [DELETED] 

>>17644463
So a kike?
Got it.

>> No.17644513
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>>17644463
>"help immigrants meld into society" kind of non-profits

>> No.17644587

>>17639248
lemon curd and vanilla ice cream

>> No.17644594

baklava
>inb4 too sweet

>> No.17644604
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>>17639248
Easy peasy, a 900 cake

>> No.17644638

>>17644463
>immigrants meld into society

What a scam those organizations must be, because immigrants don't fucking integrate and that's part of the fucking problem.

>> No.17644659
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17644659

it's very subjective. As a Dane i like the humble Brunsviger, though it's rarely served, mostly for birthdays
>>17640688
also good bet

>> No.17644975

>>17641455
apple pie

>> No.17644984

>>17639517
So simple yet so kino

>> No.17645156

Cram brulee

>> No.17645259
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>>17639517
A man of culture and refined tastes. I have made creme brulee probably 10 times in the past 6 months. It's so good.

>> No.17645321

>>17639248
Your moms pussy

>> No.17645322

>>17640856
Kek youre a boomer.

>> No.17645368

>>17645322
But those are good? Far and away the best mints out there.

>> No.17645400

>>17640856
Used to love getting these at sunday school.

>> No.17645406
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>>17639248
I have a boner

>> No.17645408

>>17643247
idk 2bh, I just trust the french when it comes to desserts, haven't tried the chocolate lava cake myself

>> No.17645411

>>17643247
>>17645408
I was thinking, maybe ti's the same thing? idk, but the chocolate coulant has non industrial taste at all

>> No.17645419
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>>17640625
lol I get these from lidl all the time
the cherry part tastes strangely fake and chemical, but I enjoy it

it's either this or a 'slagroomtaart' (dutch cream pie)
two of my favorites

>> No.17645427

>>17644099
>99
based kunafa enjoyer

>> No.17645592

>>17639248
Something as simple as chocolate pudding. Chocolate is a great flavor and pudding is still a based delivery system for it.

>> No.17646095

>>17642570
Corrr
Brits truly are superior in the pudding field

>> No.17646228

>>17645419
one time someone offered me a german chocolate cake and I thought they were talking about that but it was some disgusting shit with coconut.