/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Yeah, many times. But standard pizza sizes in Australia are a little smaller than in USA, so it's probably fine.

>>17639521
How massive are pizza's in the USA that it's not common to eat a whole pizza by yourself?
Especially considering how much Americans usually eat. <img class="xae" data-xae width="30" height="29" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/51cbf903_PepeLaugh.png">

yes I do this twice a week, three times even

I just did it last month to celebrate my anniversary with the wife.
I downed a hawaiian pizza with ranch and cholula sauce.

<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/6f5bc7e5_PillowYes.png">

>>17639521
yeah.
>>17639535
I could probably do two of them now they've shrunk the cunts down to the size of a coffee plate.<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/a6955123_yaranaika.png">

American roads and car design both revolve around which car and which road surface can deliver the largest pizza on the flattest road surface possible.

>>17639521
Yes. I intermittent fasting (18/6) about 4 times a week and eat healthy + junk food at the end of each fast, drinking a lot of water afterwards.

>>17639521
Yes. I do intermittent fasting (20/4) about 4 times a week and eat one big meal (healthy + junk food [smoothie + pizza + veggie soup + oatmeal w/rehydrated dried fruit]) at the end of each fast, drinking a lot of water afterwards.

>>17639521
where did you find this picture of my pizza from a couple weeks ago?
which discord faggot is this?

>>17639689
You have a stalker, anon :-/

>>17639521
From shit pizza takeaway stores like dominos? Yes.

From a real pizza shop
No.

>>17639521
Frequently. But it will usually be my only meal of the day.

>>17639521
If I'm drunk enough I can eat two.

>>17639521
Yes, I regretted it after. Know your own portion size or you will be in quite some pain for a while.

>>17639753
not fatties their stomachs stretch endlessly

32 cm pizza is a standard meal
42 can be challenging since I usually leave 2 slices
50+? that's just lethal

>>17639729
Do you just fall into an insulin coma after?

>>17639521
Used to do it whenever I worked a double shift.

>>17639521
Its helpful to define what a pizza is.
Its like saying "metal is heavy" but that statement is meaningless without additional information.
Givens: statistically common human and nominal data on stomach capacity, compared against an undefined but assumed pizza size, mass, and calorie density.
OPs picture depicts a large pizza typically found at an American establishment. A ballpark assumption for such an item would be 5000 calories and roughly 2 kg in mass.
A statistically "average" person cannot consume all of it in a sitting. Its possible, but that individual must be somewhat exceptional in ability and preparation to accomplish it.

>>17639521
Yes. Got blackout drunk last week and opened my fridge the next morning and found an empty pizza box.

>>17640038
bitchmade soyboy cuck

>>17639541
bout 14"

i want a big ass american pizza

>>17640038
cm
Pizza, height and dick are measured in inches.

I can but I don’t because I start to feel shame 3 slices in <img class="xae" data-xae width="31" height="25" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/2b414cf1_YesHoney.png">

>>17639521
<img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/0ee48fb4_longcat.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="30" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/95c37417_longcata.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="37" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/e77bc341_longcatb.png">

not only that but an order of wings, a pan of brownie, and 2L of Pepsi that came with it. I was up all night from all the sodium, sugar, calories I ate that night

>>17639689
You really need to hide your information better ;P

I can get about 2/3rds of the way through a Costco large before I start to feel full.

A few years ago I ordered every friday night two 30cm pizzas and one pint of haagen dazs.
I ate one pizza and the whole pint of ice cream in one sitting on the friday night, and then the remaining pizza on the saturday as my breakfast.
Sometimes I even ordered a 3rd pizza for the saturday night.

Then I spent the whole weekend with explosive diarrhea as my sole companion.

>>17639521
$5 hot-n-ready's on many occasions, and for the price I didn't even feel bad about it.
Now I'm hungry for one, unfortunately the local Caesar's was overrun by blacks who quickly drove the store straight into the ground.

>>17640554
weight?

>>17640565
my stomach feels horrible after only a few slices of little kaisers, eating an entire pizza from there sounds horrible

>>17639521
Yes, I can do it. For some reason I don't feel full after doing it so I eat more but then I make myself sick

I call doing that Thursday.

>>17640601
Never had problems with any pizza joints here, especially when the only topping is pepperoni

>>17640585
185cm
80kgs
35 yo
I hitted 100kgs at some point

>>17639521
I once ate a whole Papa Johns extra large meat pizza. Probably the most ive ever eaten at one time ever.

>>17640645
little caesars is 50% grease, if you feel fine after eating that then youre a fat fuck whos used to it. i could eat a whole pizza from a local place though because its not made from garbage like caesar

>>17640649
100 kg isnt bad considering your diet, you must have godly metabolism or something

>>17640675
>There are people on /ck/ who don't degrease all their pizzas before eating
Explain yourselves

>>17640697
how else am i supposed to wash down the pizza?

>>17639521
Yes.
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>>17639521
Yes. Every time.

>>17639521
Frequently, and sometimes more because for some reason pizza never really fills me up yet I'm stupid and keep buying it.

>>17639521
Many times.

>>17639521
>when they buy pizzas for "everybody" and expect you to share one (1) medium pie between three (3) people
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>>17639521

Just the other day I ate an extra most bestest from Little Ceasers on the ride home from work.

>>17641658
extra most bestest what?

>>17639521
I've eaten 2 in one sitting before

>>17639521
yeah if its like thin crust and actually good

Amerilards, I…

>>17642039
it took you that long and thats as far as you got???
you will NEVER be american

>>17639521
i did on monday, thursday, and yesterday this week

>>17642039
Look at that grease, I can smell the garlic from here

>>17639521
i ate an entire di fara's pizza when i was 15, im a skelly fuck and to this day i cant replicate that success (30 yrs old)

>>17642527
Same it’s like we had bigger stomachs then.

I try every time but cannot make it :(

Quite often but always thin crust ones which I fold/roll up and eat like a burrito. I was feeling pretty sad this new year's day so I ate a whole thin crust plus a box of chicken strips and potato wedges from the gas station in one sitting, was one of my lowest moments recently

I used to be able to down a large by myself within a few hours when I was younger, but I can only take about 2-3 slices a sitting now at 25.

>>17642557
Looks good where from?

More than that. I once ate 17 slices in one sitting.

>>17642548
truth, around turning 25 i noticed i got full way quicker and didnt need to eat immediately after waking up

>>17639521
Yes. It was amazing.

>>17642589
>rolling pizza up as a burrito

Yeah, several times. Eating competitions where common considering the whole five other siblings thing. Being the oldest son made it easy to win though. My youngest brother almost beat me once at a fish fry in Baton Rouge, LA years ago. Proudest i've ever been of him. Seriously, how does a shrimp like him eat that much fried catfish?

Yeah, once every two months or 4

>>17639546
how romantic

>>17639521
I'm a 220lb athletic person who consumes 3200 calories a day. One pizza is simply not enough.

>>17642926
It's the right way for eating thin crust pizza

>>17639521
Frozen pizza's yeah
not an ordered one
I have never ordered a single pizza for myself before and just ate it alone

>>17643843
>crust you can't fold

>>17639521
Used to when I was a teenager, but I restrain myself to only half of one now.
Fattest I’ve ever been was 170lb, I’m currently about 125. 5’6 tall, for reference

>>17639541
Yuroid’s law

>>17640411
Rome wasn’t built with metres, you dark-skinned african

>>17639521
the better question is when have i not eaten the whole pizza

>>17639521

I've eaten 2. Not American though, so about 1+1/2 in american sizes

a lot

Once a month I get 2x12in pizza + 12in cheese garlic bread and kebab and large fries. I then eat the kebab and half the pizza/garlic bread and maybe half the fries. Then the next evening I eat what's left. I have to drink 2 or 3 pints of water with this and I wake up thirsty with a dry throat and mild headache. I then don't eat the next day. My BMI is under 30.
I also get a similar size chinese order once a month except I eat that with 4 or 5 slices of bread and butter

>>17644985
For some reason I find it weird that you eat Chinese takeout with bread. Somehow weirder than that you eat copious amounts of food.

>>17642039
Of course you can't finish it, look at that fucking grease.

>>17645018
goes well with the kind of chinese you get here. It's not authentic

>>17639521
Yep, it never feels good but sometimes I do it.

Yes, repeatedly with no intention of stopping

>>17644985
Bragging about a BMI under 30 is fucking hilarious to me. That is fat as fuck. I am at 25 and am fucking fat.

>>17639541
Nigger have you ever seen the size of your average frozen pizza here? Those things are barley big enough to feed a starving Ethiopian. Those serving sizes are completely out of whack with reality.

>>17644057
We have to ask because Italian pizza is specifically not huge or anything. Good one is also supposed to be so light you COULD immediately eat another. Basically, you won't get full from eating one whole pizza on your own.

>>17639534
What's this mean

>>17645108
having a BMI under 25 is pointless. Being overweight makes basically no difference on your health and life expectancy until you become obese especially BMI >35. You put in all the effort and your "reward" is that you now have to eat 400 less calories a day to maintain weight. Not worth it

>>17645177
It's more that extra weight isn't a problem as long as you can carry it around. When it starts impeding normal physical activity is when you have a problem.rx

>>17639521
All the time when I was a teen. I don't have a clue where the calories went because I never got fat. I guess that pizza was also often the only thing I would eat that day.

>>17645136
One of those would get me full. I think Italians are fat.

>>17645260
it wouldn't because it's not dense dough, it's very light and airy

>>17644985
why do you do that though? How do you focus when you're embalmed?

>>17645263
There's a pizza place in town that makes the crust like that and I've never been to another place since. A 6" still makes me full though. As an American, I don't know why americans like doughy crusts so much.

wtf is this post? How retardedly large are pizzas in the US? Pizza sizes are supposed to go from a light lunch to a heavy dinner.

>>17645264
just feels good. You never binge like this on christmas/thanksgiving?

>>17645177
You won't be getting any hot girls with a 30 BMI unless you have lots of money.

>>17639521
>Have you ever eat a whole pizza in one sitting?
Yes.
But That's because I don't order fucking huge ones... I order normal people sized, not American sized.

>>17645296
He wouldn't be getting any hot girls regardless.

>>17639541
16" is kind of the standard but 12" and 14" are normal for individual or 2 person sizes.
Major chains like dominos have 14" as their medium size iirc.

>>17643828
you will die young

>>17644985
>headache
You are probably increasing your cholesterol to insane numbers or just your body has a hard time digesting. Cut back some or you might be sent to the hospital one day.

>ordering pizza at work
>they want bread with it (be it crazy, howie, garlic, whatever)

why are people like that?

>>17639521

Yes. Pepperoni and banana peppers. My anus was fiery for two days afterward

>>17642039
if only there was a youtube video that shows how to degrease a pizza

>>17645136
>a 14” loaf of bread drenched in oil and cheese shouldn’t be filling
Do dagos really...?

>>17645323
Even kids pizza are bigger than this. You should be ashamed of yourself anorexic anon

Ive eatin 3 larges in 12 hours once

Yes right now

>>17644985
>bread and butter with chinese food
why lmao

>>17639521
The frozen ones you get from the store no problem.
I don't think I could eat a whole large from a major chain though. Not in one sitting. Maybe through out a whole afternoon though

>>17639534
On god

>>17639521
16 inch, in one sitting? i mean yes, but that sitting is like while gaming, slamming a slice in between matches till they are all gone

>>17645040
Oh shit, are you Irish? I've heard that Irish Chinese food comes with curry and fries.

>>17639521
Ive eaten three large ones. No, Im not fat.

>>17639521
Yeah, I've eaten an entire lil' Ceasars pizza in one sitting the same day I had 12 chicken tenders from KFC

>>17639521
Polished this bad boy off myself with a little Louisiana Hot Sauce

I used to OMAD 3 dominoes pan pizzas in my fat days.

>>17639541
How fat are you that you eat a whole pizza by yourself?

>>17639521
A Totino's, yes. A pizza from a restaurant, no.

>>17646825
is that fucking delissio

>>17639521
When I was living alone at 19, on saturday I'd eat two family sized supreme pizzas and 18 chicken wings in about an hour in front of my computer.

I wasn't fat because I didn't really eat anything during the week due to my scheduled: work 5am-10, drive 45m to uni, class from 11-1, drive back to work, work 2-5, drive home, homework, drive back to school for evening class 6-9pm twice a week.

>>17639521
A whole pizza? What do you think I am, some kind of fat pig?

>>17649059
A man goes to a restaurant and is seated at a table.

The waiter comes by and asks the man, "What can I get you today?"

The man answers, "I would like 99 hotdogs, please."

The waiter replies, "99 hotdogs? Why not make it an even 100?"

The man, shocked and insulted by this reply, says "100 hotdogs?! How dare you! What do you think I am, some kind of fat pig?" and storms off.

>this joke is considered "humorous" in France

>>17639521
During Freshmen year of college when class was done for the day I'd sometimes stop at the Little Caesars on the way home, get a large Pepperoni and their tiny ass buffalo wings and eat it all before it was time to pick up my sister from her highschool.
I don't like thinking about how much I ate and how much money I wasted back then

>>17639521
When I was in middle school I would eat an entire stuffed crust large pizza alone and had a second one until I threw up and then I'd be hungry again and finish the second pizza. I did this many times. Yes I live in America

>>17639521
I have to finish my Little Caesar, or else it'll go kinda bad the next day...but i still can't. my hunger is always bigger than my stomach

>>17639521
Of course.

Yeah. A meal for 3 from dominos. 2 large pizzas, 9 jumbo wings, garlic bread, chocolate chip cookies. The whole thing in one sitting. Multiple times.

>>17642039
one fucking bite and id be on the toilet for decades

>>17645136
are those things really considered pizzas in boot country?

>>17639521
Have you ever fucking not you dyel faggot manlet?