/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i only like the coffee ones

>>17626087
the white one. tastes like a poor imitation of Sprite but in a good way if that makes sense

>>17626087
That one. Mornin bros thanks for reminding me I had one in the fridge

Pipeline punch

redbull

>>17626087
The blue one with the skeletons on it.
I believe its called "Mango loco" or something to that effect

The orange ultra one, something sunshine? Tastes like Orange Fanta/Sunkist and is still sugar free

>>17626401
came to say this
doesnt taste like energy drink at all.
kinda like the original monster too. feels/tastes/looks like you are drinking an energy potion

>>17626087
Bubble gum flavour, it's boss

>>17626103
I think it tastes shit but I understand what you mean

>>17626401
This, it's good shit but since I'm not trying to get the 'beetus I stick with the white sip

>>17626421
Ultra Sunrise and I finally found 12 packs

Can only get white, original and the skeleton one where I am.

>>17626436
Nice, we had it here in Straya a year or so ago but it rotated out at Coles/Woolies since we’re only allowed to have good things for a short time here. Gonna try and go to Costco with my parents membership to buy a pallet for a rainy day

>>17626087
I used to like the cola one. It was bad, but in a good way. I also liked the orange juice one. And classic green

>>17626103
That's the vanilla monster to me. It's always good.

>>17626335
Pacific punch is also nice

>>17626335
Based, thats the best flavor. I used to use that one to mix with Bombay sapphire

The OG

>>17626087
I used to drink the original one all of the time but I got tired of running on 4 hrs of sleep

I went almost all of 2021 without drinking monsters and started having them a few times a week again near the end. Now I'm back to 2-3 a day (of the white ones)

maybe i'm boring but this is my go-to

>>17626800
I’m at the few times a week phase now and I’m getting scared I’ll be back to the daily sipp. But, I’m only having them on Wednesday-Friday before work, and I think I can hold fast hopefully.

>>17626087
What's the ultra pink flavor? That's pretty good.

For me, it’s Ultra Peachy Keen.

>>17626847
P sure that's punch

There was a 45 year old balding dude at my work who would collect monster cans and called jimself the monster guy. He smelled like shit

>>17626553
Based, that's my favorite too

>>17626087
lately watermelon ultra zero came out in my country
tastes like damn landrines
breddy good guys

>>17626087
Not a lot of variety where i live but i always loved Ultra Red better and these fuckers don't sell it anymore

>>17626794
>but I got tired of running on 4 hrs of sleep
Just crack another Monny lol

>ctrl + F
>"mule" phrase not found
for shame

>>17626087
The thule flavor tastes like cola.

>>17626965
Never tried this or even seen it. Sadness.

>>17626401
Ultra fiesta mango is the one OP posted it has skellys on the side

The new peach one is current favorite. I wanted to like the black coffee one, but it's too sweet for me, I wish it were just black coffee with the monster mix

>>17626965
This can't be real

>>17628687
Have you really not seen it yet? They also dropped a lemonade, cold brew coffee, and a cold brew latte

Mango Loco no doubt

>>17626087
There's only one S I P

>>17626087

Regular Monster tastes just like Japanese Guava Candy.

>>17626087

>>17629225
I haven't seen this, Japan exclusive?

>>17629239
Yes it is, you can order it online though

>>17628687
It is and it's great.

>>17626087
ubermonsters were god tiered and worth the premium charge.
too bad they stop making them.

>>17626965
I love it, its the hippy monster! A rare one is ultra citron

>>17629265
And by rare you mean dead, right?

This doesn't belong on the ck board. Has nothing to do with our subject material

>>17626342
sugar free. 8.4 FL OZ

>>17629268
Its not in the US

>>17629269
Section 201(f) of the federal food, drug, and cosmetic act disagrees.

>>17629311
So you can post cosmetics here, and food on /fa?

>>17626342
>Redbull
fucking disgusting.

>>17629335
Are cosmetics considered food? No. Is food considered fashion? Unless it's made into a garment, no. Does the FDA consider drinks to be food? YES.

Now fuck off.

>>17629336
Why redbull when you can gronk?

>>17629344
You win for now, but I'll be back for a thread about alcohol.

>>17629262
Oh wow I forgot about this one. This and Monster Import were absolutely the best.

I also remember the DUB edition flavor being pretty nice.

>>17626087
I prefer Reign. Drinking Razzle Berry right now

>>17626553
>>17626817
Basado. Got one to get me through tonight's shift.

>>17626648
This. Nothing beats the classic

>>17626965
this was disappointing. ultra rosé blew me away when I tried it the first time..I couldn't put my finger on the taste

Mango Loco, which is closely tied with a Rockstar Island Fruit Flavor, which they don't make anymore

>>17626648
ahem

ultra is of course king but recently i ventured out into more adventerous sips. I can recommend pic related

>>17630037
based
i get zero ultras in bulk but mules are still my favorite sip

>>17626087
>no emo gf who will make me try to break my diet by pestering her to drink obscure monster flavors with her
why even live

>>17629336
No need to diss the competition, Monster marketer

>>17630032
遠慮しときます

>>17626965
Been seeing this in Delaware area it's pretty good

I really miss the orangeade tea recover one, that was amazing and probably never coming back

>>17626401
Was my favorite until I discovered pipeline/pacific punch

>>17626087

>>17626087
i'm the anon who made the jambalaya the other night. I just ate the leftovers and drank 2 white monsters.

I'm about to fucking destroy my toilet.

i made this once

It's pretty good

>>17626090
I think I had one of those over a decade ago in Europe. I loved them then I heard that they were banned due to some flavour being poisoning lmao. Then I moved to monster import but when I first tried a white one I only ever bought those since

I can't afford monster. Thank god I'd be on 600 lb other wise.

Ultra gold was out of stock that day

BFC is for me

>>17626087
>What's your favorite monster flavor?
Red Bull Pomegranate.

Definitely lo-carb, but they don't sell it here anymore.

Rehab Ice Tea Lemonade. Absolute gold, refreshing, no bubbles. Great summer drink.

Please explain the boomer Monster drink meme. I've never met a boomer that drinks this stuff.

>>17631115
WHere the hell do you get that?

>>17632352
no

>>17631848
In every other category of the artificial flavor arms race, monster energy is inferior to Bang, but Ultra Watermelon mogs Bang's watermelon flavor hard.

>>17631094
What does Mari drink?

for pure sip, white zero
for alcohol, kona coffee or mean bean. it's my cheap white russian

>>17626827
When I'm hungover, these are pure nectar of the gods.

I have no idea what it is about them, but goddamn is it glorious

>>17632352
>Please
*crack*
*pssshh*
*ssssiiipppp*

>>17626087
Why, my peenus weenus of course :)

It's my weeeeeeeeeeeenus peenus :)
Haha!

ITT: What's your favorite monster flavor? - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D
hahaha!

>>17632441
The ultra shitty gas station by the river

>>17632352
It's not a real boomer, it's the 30 year old boomer. A relic of a forgotten meme

>>17630032
best one

>>17632561
Do they still sell Kona in your area? I haven't seen it in over a year

Aside, plebeians

obligatory

>>17633739
It really is pretty good. I like how it's noticeably more sour than most lemonade

>>17633762
That's what I like about it too, that little extra sour kick to it is really refreshing.

>>17633778
I just wish it were an ultra flavor, i can't justify the sugar every day. Maybe they'll do the mango loco > ultra fiesta thing again.

>>17626087
Has to be monster nitro.

>>17631115
Those gotta be a rly new monster cause i dont see em anywhere around here.

>>17626087
Sugar free Rockstar

>>17626087
For me it's Ballers Punch, the best punch themed sip. I even found some dusty cans in a liquor store awhile back. I'm thinking they were in a storage throughout the coof.

>>17631077
same

*Puts on sunglasses*
Ultra Paradise

>tfw they're going to take the irish coffee one away from me as soon as the march stock runs out
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="28" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/ba70c4d9_REEEEE.png">

The Mango Loco one, it's the best energy drink I've had.

Not a single rosa enjoyer besides me? <span class="xae" data-xae="yikes">&#x1F612;[/spoiler]

>>17626087
Im not insane right - blue monster ultra tastes like Um Bongo with fizz?

>>17626087
Monster Nitro.

It's smooth, silky, vaguely creamy. It also tastes like an orange creamsicle.

12/10: Would fuck this flavor if I wasn't afraid of shredding my dick in the canhole.

>>17630032
>>17633408
>>17631967
Based.
>but they don't sell it here anymore
I'm afraid of that. I've had it for years, and at this point, it and Zero Ultra are the only sips I bother with. If Lo-Carb was gone I'd just stop drinking energy drinks completely.

>>17634924
>>17629999

I can't find this one anywhere anymore

>>17633732
Not that I've seen, they seem to have replaced it with an irish one that's not good, but better than loca mocha

Are the ginger ones "normal" in the US? I had an imported one before and I'm sure it wasn't sugar free like the ones the UK get now. Still tasty though <img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/5de4addd_KannaNom.png">

>>17626087
Give me a white zero bottle, lasts all day.

>>17626087
I'm currently hooked on the limited edition yellow one, but when they retire that one my go-to is loco mango
sugarlets need not apply

>>17635532
I find those things in the dollar tree only <img class="xae" data-xae width="24" height="24" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/857a9ea0_MarisaFace.png">

>>17630820
this is a good akari

>>17626817

>>17635865
what do you mean by that

>>17626087
Blanco.<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="27" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/08b66b75_FeelsOkayMan.png">

been drinking these four mostly

I've been addicted to these recently, though >>17634017 is a close second

Everything with no sugar is for homosexuals

>>17626087
Ultra Paradise, The Doctor and Nitro. Everything else either tastes off or is far too sweet for me.
<img class="xae" data-xae width="28" height="20" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/68104e2a_peepoHappy.png">

>>17626087
>tfw I always chug one right before dinner service and have to leave the line to take a piss twice in the next hour

>>17630037
does this have enough ginger to actually bite?

>>17636549
Barely, but yes

>>17636341
I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe

Mule.

>>17634017
Best energy drink I've ever had but I can't find them anymore. <span class="xae" data-xae="plead">&#x1F97A;[/spoiler]
I'm having a sip of mango fiesta now

This or Pacific Punch.

>>17626342
This
Redbull tastes best

>>17636453
>Euro exclusive flavors
<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/f2ecf801_PepeHands.png"><img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/f2ecf801_PepeHands.png">

>>17637928
It offends me that Coke would hide any flavor of monster from burgerstan

>>17635424
they misspelled it... not a true fan<img class="xae" data-xae width="32" height="32" src="https://s.4cdn.org/image/emotes/c69a1ef1_cia.png">

>>17639559
imagine pledging loyalty to a drink

so sad it is gone

>>17636453
>The Doctor
basado

>>17631227
They are not banned. In Hungary they sell them.

>>17626087
White ultra or green ultra or the normal flavour light.

What I dislike about monsters though is that the aren't sold in 250ml only beer sized 500 ml.

>>17639801
these old rehab cans are so much nicer then the new flatshit designs

This one is the best

>>17629205
The can looks very good

All about the butterflies. Or the mango loco.

>>17626342
sugar free 8.4s to be more specific

>>17642688
they have slim cans now, which are 12oz

>>17644104
they make a zero and a sugar free. they are both 10 calories. what is the difference besides zero tasting worse.

>>17626087
original ofc
>>17642695
>>17642649
>>17636146
>>17634924
>>17633752
>>17629265
>>17626827
>>17626103
imagine drinking anything zero sugar, besides the fact that it tastes like shit, it isn't even healthier, artificial sweeteners are worse than sugar

>>17636341
I only ever find these in obscure paki corner shops when I'm at least a hundred miles away from home.

>>17644104
why would anyone drink this shit? It tastes fucking horrible, pretty much any diet or low sugar, zero sugar soft drinks are garbage.

>>17644737
God, zero is worse, I tried it once I thought I will puke

>>17644737
>what is the difference besides zero tasting worse.
Same difference between Diet Coke and Coke Zero, differing sweeteners. Sugarfree RB uses aspartame.

>>17644814
Erythritol is fine, mass replying retard

>>17645383
its horrid

>>17645425
Try the Açai sugarfree, it's good. Otherwise, Monster has the better sugarfree options. But sugar RB variants mog hard the sugar Monster variants IMO.

>>17645442
I only ever buy 4 or 6 packs, and when I see them singular like at gas stations its just the plain. I didn't know they made sugar free versions of the flavored ones.

>>17645252
Because Red Bull sugar free is patrician. And I’m not a gluttonous slob who needs a gigantic can of chemicals. Just 8.4fl oz of chemicals is perfect

monarch
white is actual human sick

I like this one because I'm better than you. Lemon Tea

>>17642921
My first time drinking this was with a dry as hell hangover first thing in the morning and I fell in love with it.I felt like I was Zeus drinking nectar

>>17645522
it is not, the taste is terrible,

why did they stop making zero ultra black?

Started drinking white because of the meme but now it's my go-to. Will have other zero ultras if the mood strikes and a can of regular or assault is a very rare treat because i don't need all that sugar. Don't really fuck with the juice ones and the coffee ones are just sugar milk in a can. I wish Japanese canned coffee was more common in the states.

>>17646198
I feel you. The new cold brew one is pretty close at least. I hate that the only canned coffee they sell at my Oriental grocery is also basically just milk and sugar

>>17626553
Pacific Punch is the only one I like anymore. If I'm getting an energy drink I always go for sugar-free Red Bull or maybe the grape NOS if they have it

>>17645776
No energy drink tastes great nor are they in any way good for you. You ever leave an open can of Monster or Rockstar in your car on a warm day? They make the car smell gross as fuck. So with that being said, I prefer the smallest one, 8.4FL OZ Red Bull, which is also the original. And frankly, I personally don't want to be associated with the sort of Mountain Dew-tier dipshit high school kids, white trailer trash and meth addicts who tend to buy the gluttonous cans of Monster and Rockstar. Red Bull is just a better aesthetic, patrician can design, and slightly more expensive which drives away most low caste plebs

>>17644814
sugar is literally more poisonous than actual poison

>>17626087
Ultra rosa
One of the only ones that doesnt taste like lighter fluid

>>17634924
Ultra rosa chads rise up

>>17646402
The only people I see drinking red bulls are bin men

>>17646402
Is there any reason to think the ultra monsters aren't net beneficial in moderation? Erythritol isn't processed by the body, so it's neutral. Caffeine studies generally range from neutral to mildly good at 160mg. The extra stuff in the """"monster formula""""" are mostly just supplements that tons of people take in pill form. I'm honestly not sure why it would be bad for me.

Changing Assault was the worst thing Monster ever did. Original was awesome. New one tastes like goddamn shit.

>>17626087
All of the Rehabs

>>17626087
Extra Strength Monster Killer-B was my favorite of all, but they stopped making it. Was literally the best drink I'd ever tasted. It tasted like lemon meringue pie in a can and was sweetened with honey.
I've since hater Monster for discontinuing it.

This is the best, followed by both of the mango ones and the pink punch one.

>>17626087
Tripple shot

>>17636341
This is the one
>>17636596
Why did they get rid of it?

pipeline punch the best, regular after
got a big case of the zero sugar from costco, good enough for me

in college I tried every flavor they had at the 7/11 and CVS stores best of the normal flavors was monster nitro super dry, best of the zero ultra is purple white or orange but that's personal preference, best of java was swiss chocolate but that's shit your pants in a can, juice everything is good i like pacific punch the most, hydro can lick my taint, rehab is like monster Gatorade but they are all mid, if you drink monster rea your fucked in the head and never had muscle monster. MULE is no longer on their site but that was also super good. Best overall was pacific punch but lots of close contenders.

>>17633739
It's okay but I'm not big on plain lemonade, I like something else in there like cherry or strawberry.

>>17626087
I only ever drank monster once in my life and was so unremarkable that i can't even remember what it tasted like. Red Bull chad for life.

>>17642921
My favorite of the non-ultra flavors with pacific punch being a close second. My favorite ultra is probably rosa or the new peach one, which I was hoping would taste more like papillon but is just a straight-up peach flavor.

>>17631974
Non carbonated makes it not acidic, lemon tea is so classic

>>17626103
SPBP
/thread

>>17629585
Soot blower? Mud drum?

Somebody works at a power plant.

>>17646741
Too acidic for your teeth, the sweeteners are bad for your gut. I know they're addictive but make the effort to switch to coffee if you need the caffeine.

God I miss this like nothing else.

>>17634017
>Monster Nitro
This is my current fave.

>>17650201
Explain to me how non soluble carbohydrates, ie fiber, are bad for the gut

>>17650610
That one is terrible and way too sweet.

>>17650567
Sugar alcohols are not fiber

>>17650941
I'm aware, I'm asking how they're processed any differently

>>17651020
Sugar alcohols are passed through undigested, and do not add bulk to the stool, which fiber does,

>>17626087
the zucchini one

black cherry flavored monster, the absolute best one and i'm sad i don't see it anymore
purple is good too

>>17651766
they discontinued it pain

>>17634017
i work in a beverage shop, nobody buys those. We have a couple pallets of those and when the best before date is reached even i wouldn't take them for free.

>>17646402
I also prefer redbull but monster is half the price (you can get a 500ml mother for the price of a 250ml redbull) so...

>>17644814
I shit in your mouth.

>>17651766
it must have been so good, sad that i've never seen one

Anyone tried that new berry one?

>>17626087
Step aside, Monsterfags. Superior energy drink coming through
>tastes better
>better for you
>not a cringe gamer brand

>>17656353
Looks pretty gay senpai

>>17656839
it's a drink you fucking cunt, who cares what it looks like. It's actually ironic, because worrying about how your food looks is gay as fuck

>>17626087
the doctor pepper rockstar was really good but they discontinued it.

>>17656875
Seethe more with your fag drink.
It fuels me.

>>17656875
>worrying about how your food looks is gay as fuck
>>not a cringe gamer brand
just kys

>>17626103
The white monster tastes like white gummy bears. (And that is disgusting)

>>17626087
For me, it's either Ultra Orange or Ultra Pineapple.

>>17656353
>We want the female and tranny market

>>17656893
>>17656902
you guys are too easy to trigger lol

>>17657239
And there's the cope

Original

>>17657340
Same. It's why I never moved to bang, there is no 'original energy drink flavor' bang.

>>17626087
As far as the ones available down under, original white Zero Ultra. Just had one, bloody refreshing. Crisp, slightly citrusy and fresh out of the freezer so it has a slight build-up of ice inside. The other variants are pretty good as well, though Ultra Orange is extremely meh. You just can't go wrong with the white original. The others are more specialized variants that might suit your taste from time-to-time, but the original is great anytime.

>>17631090
Fun game.Open the gif and press screenshot,the flavor you get is the next one you have to buy

>>17646198
White Monster is the best, but my local Target stopped selling the 12 packs of it. Now they sell 12 packs with white, pink watermelon, yellow pineapple, and blue mango. The other flavors are ok, but white is still the best. I have BOSS canned black coffee delivered to me every month by Amazon.

This shit is pretty good, idk if they sell it outside Australia or not. It's a flat sports drink like gatorade except with caffeine. Excellent for early morning starts for alcoholic wageslaves like myself

>>17659821
Forgor pic

>>17630883
hi fellow Delaware poster

>>17660093
Wtf I'm in pa near the border is it really that local issue

>>17644814
After drinking nitro for a week or so my store ran out so I just got the regular thinking it wouldn't be much different.
I wanted to spit up the first bottle, threw out the rest

>>17626087
Pink lemonade iced tea rehab

>>17650298
What did it taste like?

>>17642704
Yeah, can was cool, tasted good too. Discontinued now though.