/ck/ - Food & Cooking

There was a thread here about when they did a free pizza giveaway and everyone in the line was - you know.

Did anyone save the picture of that? I lost it!

And yet it's still the best widely available pizza chain.

>This shit is terrorism. You are an enemy of the state if you eat here.

>>17620351
If you cannot make a better pizza than they do - you should be put in their oven instead.

>>17620354
I could write a 10 page essay analyzing all the assumptions and leaps of logic contained in this post. I hate trying to talk to kids.

>>17620353
No ">>" therefore you look like that and say that

>>17620360
Methinks the pedo doth protest too much.

>>17620354
Your mom says your pizza is great because she loves you no matter how much of an autistic embarrassment to the family you are.
But your pizza sucks, anon. Sorry to be the one to tell you.

>>17620351
100%. It's not even close, all the other chains have fallen so far.

Caesar's is best AND cheapest, AND fastest. It's amazing really.

Virgin here. I'm going to fuck 20 different women next month, none of them prostitutes. I'm sick of being based as fuck.

>>17620469
Why not have sex with other men?

THEN JUST CALL ME OSAMA BIN PEPPERONI!

>>17620477
I'll do that if they want, but I'm focusing on seducing women for now.

>>17620332
little caesars is delivery or takeout. no one is eating there, idiot.

>>17620338
no, anon. but i know exactly what you're talking about, if that helps :)

For me it's the Extra Most Bestest

>>17620332
I miss K-mart, they would have little ceasars inside them, and sometimes they would have pizza right at the checkout line so you can get an impulse pizza.

>>17620338
Were they blacks or jews? The suspense is killing me

>>17620332
I feel like most of this site would consider themselves enemies of the state already, not just the Americans

>>17620543
what?
am I dreaming then?

>>17620332
>You are an enemy of the state
Yes

>>17620360
Do it you little girl. I'd love to see you try to string several words together and make sense.

But you're a little pants wetting girl.

>>17620353
Why would you wear that shirt if you don't like it? You need to go back to the drawing board on this one, as I'm sure you're already doing while reading this.

>>17620332
It depends on the chain. Some are garbage some are okay and get great ingredients. My local LC is amazing, but only if you order lightly on a nonFriday or Saturday.
>>17620353
Doesn’t even make sense.

>>17620332
Explain why. For 5$, the pizza is very good.

>>17620338
This interests me

>>17620920
we're in a fucking pandemic, you sick fuck

>>17620332
Holy based, gonna eat there tonight.

>>17620332
I'm getting LC for lunch now.

You don't have the firepower or the balls to stop me from eating it.

This chick i was chillin with wouldn't put out but she slobbed me up real good after I ordered some lil Cs

>>17620353
That looks like me lol

>>17620477
Because that's gay.

>>17621720
Show sac with timestamp

>>17620543
they had dine in little ceasers before you retarded sperg, you would eat your pizza and bread at a little table and there was a soda machine

>>17620332
I despise their pizza but the crazy bread and Italian cheesy bread are fast food heaven

>>17620332
this is the best advertisement for little Caesars I've seen

>>17620332
eat more little cesars pls.

>>17620481
more like put it in the bin pepperoni cause little caesars sux XDDD

>>17622003
Before what? Before OP posted? Then he's still wrong.

>>17620332
Hail Caesar! Biden is not my fuckin' president!

>>17622086
Trust the yzerplan!

>>17620332
Their pizza is great and consistent.

>>17622948
It's certainly one of those two

>>17620332
I fucking love lil ceaz'a. I pay the dollar upcharge for extra pepperoni and cheese for their Hot 'n Ready's.

>>17620332
I generally agree, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

I like this calzone thing, and if they don’t make it a permanent item on their menu, I am never eating here again.

>>17623840
Why? Frozen pizza is just as good.

>>17623840
do americans really

>>17622086
Based Red Wings anon

>>17623843
They have one of these at an oil change place near me.

>>17620886
Homeless

>>17620332

>>17620874
Best deal ever. But gotta get the thin crust or detroit (stuffed preferably). The hand tossed crust sucks.

>>17623945
What kind of liberal shithole do you live in?

sometimes i just want greasy shitty pizza
>>17620354
this

>>17620332
Allah ackhbar, fucker.

>>17620332
>enema of the state

>>17620332
>raise price
>not even to a round number
Who the fuck thought $5.55 was a good idea? Why not 5.50? At least that way I’d only need 1-2 coins, rather than 3.

>>17620332
Fuck the state.

>>17624606
>coins

>>17620948
>little pants-wetting girls
Go on...

>>17624621
>paying for a pizza on credit
Shiggy diggy doo

Obligatory Zepp

>>17620332
I agree that it's fucking terrible, but you you get what you pay for.

>>17623840
I remember I once ordered a pizza and some drinks online and you get a code you can type in at the little pick-up station have there. I walked in, told them I ordered online, put in my code, grabbed my soda from the fridge qnd walked out. There was a huge line and everyone looked extremely pissed at me like just order online you fucking retards LMAO.

I work at LC.

>>17625040
How many times do you cum on the pizzas?

>>17625040
How is it?
I have to ask, do you guys use a stack of deck ovens or conveyors?

>>17625049
>How is it?
I make the dough and it's piss easy. Only truly difficult times are working night shift on Halloween/Super Bowl.
>I have to ask, do you guys use a stack of deck ovens or conveyors?
Conveyors.

>>17625074
>Super Bowl
Bruh.

>>17625074
Also, you guys don't do deliver, do you?
I've never seen a Caesar's top-hat.

>>17623835
cashier probably saw how diverse that queue is and bounced

>pizza pizza

I will keep ordering the batman calzony until it's gone just to spite you.

>>17625521
It's also delicious!

>>17625563
i hadnt had it in like 10 years? and its the best thing theyve made. the rest of their shit is probably still garbage

I think they have the best tasting sauce of all chain pizza shops. Key is to order online and customize to ask for extra sauce in the pizza

>>17620354
Will it cost more than $5.55?

Why is it so fucking greasy? nobody else's pizza needs to be wiped with paper towel before consuming. Nobody else's pizza leaves neon orange stains

>>17626339
>nobody else's pizza needs to be wiped with paper towel before consuming

>>17620332
You're terrorism

>>17623835
>>17623840
>lining up through a parking lot for $5 worth of savings
hmm

for me it's the stuffed crust deep! deep! dish with pep

>>17626465
I wanna fuck that za

Even bad pizza is fine

>>17626474
Here you go bud

>>17626465

>>17620543
Idk man, my little ceasars has a dining room and arcade

>>17626585
I would still eat this

>>17624748
based zepp

>>17626585
>burnt
What's that bitch on about?

>>17620464
The dominoes near me all consistently give people food poisoning and have for years, never been shut down or forced to fix their shit. The papa John's near me are all expensive as fuck and dubious quality. There's a little Caesars that tastes fucking delicious, is dirt cheap, and nobody has ever gotten sick from that location. They are the only pizza place in 20 miles of me, out of 60 other pizza places, that has a 4.5 rating. Every other place has a 3.2 or lower.

>>17620332
How good do you expect unbelievably cheap pizza to be? Its extremely cheap and still pretty good, its very good for what it is. I hope whatever terrorists you've been talking about find you, if you don't like the food just don't eat there, saying all that shit just makes you look like some sort of deranged faggot.

Did somone say "enemy of the state"?

>>17624070
>hand tossed

>>17620354
If you eat this shit every day then you are clearly a fag but sometimes you just want a greasy fucking pizza for cheap.

>>17626454
When you don't have a job your time is cheap

>>17626777
trips of truth

>>17626809
Even better she said give out so I assume that the sheboon is complaining about free food.

>>17620338
I remember that kek

>>17626482
What te fuck

>>17623840
Someone should teach this guy that pointing the camera at what you want to film makes it look a little better.

>>17624735
>not getting 1-5% off all your purchases and up to a month extra investment profit
It’s like you want to be cattle.

>>17624748
this dude looks like he has a felony

>>17626764
It’s normal fucking pizza, what are you on about?

>>17623988
The Thinking Jew's Meal.

>>17620332
i just got one of their deep dishes, it was pretty good, but fucking 3 b0d0tvucks for shitty mushrooms?

>>17627695
explain

>>17620332
Its only slightly acceptable if you consume a piece 15 mins after it comes out of the oven.
it literally has a 15-minute shelf life.

>>17629122
True, little caesars is only good when it's still hot or you can eat it cold and it's decent. Never microwave it.

Internet has killed fast food joints, especially pizza places. You can just go on your map app and type in pizza find a local place with high ratings for a similar price and far better taste.

>>17623963
Surely there were at least a couple jews

>>17629510
>far better taste.
Anyone can make a pizza, but only Little Caesars can make a Little Caesars Pizza Pizza. It's incomparable.

>>17629510
Sounds like fast food joints have been improved. Do you mean the large chains? Or do you not consider small pizza places to be fast food?

>>17629122

Actually the last time I had leftovers I heated them up in the oven and it was even better than when it was fresh.

>>17629584
this, they no longer have that weirdly translucent dough

>>17623988
This is terrifying. No joke this is scarier than any horror movie I've ever seen. It's even scarier than getting the news my uncle would be spending the night back when I was 10 years old.

nigga i am not paying $20 for a fucking pizza

>>17629576
Thats what I meant, places like KFC and McDonald seems so worse than they did years ago

>>17620360
>I could write a 10 page essay analyzing all the assumptions and leaps of logic contained in this post.
cringiest post I've read in awhile, hot damn