/ck/ - Food & Cooking

sort of just humor her next time with a bite then spit it out in a napkin or something

>>17619421
you have to have to HAVE to

>>17619425
She's not even fat. She's a 10/10 former dental assistant. Why is she even making pure sugar dessert like a fatass?

>>17619421
>being a a bitch about some sugar
Nah you’re not a dick. You’re a faggot who loves dicks.

>Shit was pure sugar
And peanut butter.
If you're cutting or just don't like sweets, whatever but you could have had a half or quarter piece and it wouldn't have been too terrible for you.

>>17619428
Because if you indulge once a month there aren't really any physical repurcussions. I mean shit- you could probably have a toot of cocaine or smoke meth thrice a year and be absolutely fine.

>>17619428
FORMER dental assistant for a reason, anon.

>>17619421
Yes, just have a bite, tell her they're good, how hard is it?

Yes. The giving and recieving of hospitality is sacrosanct, the most basic and universal kindness.
At the very, very least you should have taken one.

>>17619444
Kek’d and check’d.

>>17619437
anon your meth habit isn't fine

>>17619421
yes you're a dick unless you have diabetes and then your sister is a bitch.

>>17619421
Is your sister hot? Post pics.

>>17619421
people who force food on you are pieces of shit. and normally fat. no, you're not a dick.

>Get offered something
>Politely decline
>Offerer offers one more time
>Decline politely again
Anything beyond that and the offerer is the dick, not the offerer.

>>17619421
You could have just taken some and tossed them out if you didn't like them.

>>17619444
So, like, after lifetime of championing good dental health she was corrupted by a sugary drink and now she campaigns against her former friends and allies? That's kind of hot.

>>17619425
LIVE IT

>>17619428
why are you calling your sister in law a 10/10

my grandma makes this but with fudge every Christmas and every year it sits around until valentine's day before we toss it out.

>>17619942
Probably means her sister is hot too. He's bragging a bit.

>>17620013

Kind of an ass, yeah dude. Life is better when people like you and they think you like them. Im not even saying be fake, just consider what would make other people the happiest in whatever situation and if its not crazy unreasonable, do it. 90% of people will eventually pay it back in some way, often times moreso than you gave.

>>17620026
Who's in the pic? Looks good.

>>17620013

>>17619428
>She's not even fat.

>>17619421
Nigger just eat one out of courtesy. It's not going to kill you.

yes

>>17619520
I only do meth once a month and its fine, just like having a chocolate bar haha

>>17620013
I mean he called her a 10/10 >>17619428

>>17619428
>She's not even fat

>>17619421
You are not obligated to accept any gift. Hospitality is for cucks

>>17619421
Depends on how you did it. If you went autismo on her ass talking about sugar and shit then yes. If you just said no, who cares.

>>17621730
Not having hospitality will just get you killed or enslaved faster.

>>17619428
>Why
women

>>17619421
Yes. Stop being autistic and living life with a stick up your ass.

proptip if you're making sweets for a crowd and want them to be a big hit and eliminate crybabies like op off the top
cut them into tiny bite sized portions
it plays a psychological trick on people where they think
>oh these are just tiny it won't matter
and then they will proceed to eat 12 of them
it works every time

>>17619421
Tell her you got the beetus and can't eat sweets. She'll understand.

>>17619421
Jezus christ holy fuck, this is so american I can smell the sweet freedom of that monstrosity over here in Europe. Holy fuck that is like 95% percent sugar? Would you like some sugar with your sugar? No thanks i have already had triple bypass on my way over here. Fuck this type of "cooking" may cause civilization collapse by burying all we have left under mountain of sugar. I gained 2 Kg just by looking at this picture.

>>17621818

LONDON
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>>17621818
Need the one on the right, thanks.

>>17619461
this

>>17619421
she knows you hate sugar, she wants to see if you will give in to sweet temptation. you have the hots for her (described her as 10/10), she knows, she wants to seduce you

Would be good with maple syrup.

>>17619738
This is correct
>>17621730
>Making people feel welcome in your home or event is for cucks
Explains why no one visits or cares about you

>>17619421
as long as you didn't decline her like a dick, then no, you're not really a dick. though if it were me, i would've at least eaten one out of politeness. a single peanut-mallow square definitely won't kill you, you gotta enjoy life sometimes and not take everything so seriously man

nah that's like the shittiest low effort dessert of all time, even compared with a lot of the midwestern atrocities that one is just fucking retarded
it does matter how you "rejected" them though. and contrary to most of the faggots here, having principles doesn't make you a dick

>>17622194
>contrary to most of the faggots here, having principles doesn't make you a dick
that's true. but when your core principles are things like "never eat sugary snacks", that DOES make you a dick

>>17622225
>that's true. but when your core principles are things like "never eat sugary snacks", that DOES make you a dick
lol no it doesn't. I know plenty of people who don't eat sweets and no one really gives a shit

>>17619428
I know how you feel. I desperately want to fuck both of my sisters in law as well as my stepmother. They're so incredibly hot I dream about them every night. So I have to reject things they offer to disguise my lust behind mild hostility. It's a necessary coping mechanism.

>>17619421
Not a dick, just retarded. Do you usually create needless animosity in other relationships in your life? Like not getting a coffee with your friend or having a drink with a bro when they ask you to?

>>17621818
SLAAAAMIIN
THAR SHE BLOWS

>>17619421
It really doesn't look like a good combination at all.

>>17620026
I'm going to need the name of this girl

>>17619421
>Was I a dick for rejecting my sister-in-law's peanut butter marshmallow squares? Shit was pure sugar.
was your wife mad?
if yes, then yes. If no, then no.
Kids who ain't marry will bitch and deny.

>>17622255
MY HARPOON IS READY SIR

>>17620026
Name?

>>17619421
i had an aunt that use to make something like that. She found out that i didn't like them but i made the excuse that i just don't like marshmallows at all so it technically was not her fault i didn't like them

>>17620858
Yes.

>>17621869
>>17621882
>>17622255
>>17623320

>>17621818
I spent a year with depression sitting on my sofa eating trash and drinking cheap beer.
By the time I started clawing my way out of that hole I was about the size of the 2014 pic.
How the fuck does anyone balloon out like that in two years?

>>17620026
Who is this semen demon?

>>17619421
If you politely declined? No. If you went full sperg and pissed in her eye while smacking the tray out of her hand, then yes.

>>17620110
>>17623092
>>17624924
>>17626148
Mazzy Grace

>>17619421
I see no lewds of your sister-in-law, and no talk of baked goods since I checked 15 hours ago. This thread, and by extension you, is a failure.

>>17619421
Why do you act like a bitch? Eating o e of these things isn't even going to make you gain a pound. If you eat half a dozen of them yeah, you're in for a rough time.

God why the fuck do people like you act like anything more than inhaling oxygen makes you put on weight?

>>17619444
>local dental assistant fired today after attempting to force feed children and the elderly peanut butter marshmallow fudge bars when the dentist wasn't looking
TRY AND STOP ME NOW, DR. SMILEY