/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17618105
>Finding my limit
Find love instead. Tacos only have true value when shared.

>>17618105
Damn. That's a crapload of food. At least 4 or 5 meals for my skinny ass. Can we get a calorie count on your haul?

>>17618105

That's a weeks worth of food for a normal human being
Oh wait I forgot. It's so obvious. American, not human. Carry on.

>>17618136
Go find him

>>17618131
I'm not doing the math, but I'll give you my order.

>>17618153
And here's the Taco Bell.

you acted like the cute latina behind the counter hooked you up with the free fries but it was just a deal in the app

>>17618172
>cute latina
>counter
I've never been inside of a Del Taco and stood at a counter, let alone seen a cute latina, or a cute girl, or more than one or two latinas for that matter. Don't blame me for your own assumptions; I ordered a bunch of food and it was like, "hey, you're spending over $15 at Del Taco, you qualify for an extra large order of fries - ya want it?" And I took it.
>>17618114
Andy you're making assumptions about my love life. The tacos are only the side show to the burger anyways.

>Bro I ordered so much fucking food they like totally hooked me up with free fries for like no reason

>>17618153
Somewhere around 3500 calories for the fast food and another 300-500 for your burger + however much alcohol you're going to drink.

Get them sick gainz bro.

>>17618220
>Pornographic anime statues
No assumptions were made. It's based on empirical evidence.

>>17618228
I think you're a a little high on the fast food and a little low on the burger, but it's pretty close. Unfortunately the alcohol basically doubles it and puts a tamper on any "sick gainz" that otherwise might have been had.
>>17618145
His map is nearly the size of Portugal...

You fat twat

>>17618348
>His map is nearly the size of Portugal...
you've narrowed it down much more than that...

>>17618105
>the beatles
I almost liked you Del Taco anon.

>>17618105
This is why I don't drink anymore. When I get drunk I want to gorge myself and seemingly have a bottomless pit of a stomach

Now I just smoke weed occasionally. I never get the munchies though. Maybe I'm just a weirdo

>>17618136
Based. It's only a matter of time before we find you faggot

>>17618105
Post wrist

>>17619292

Honestly OP, how do you eat all this food? Or are you one of those weird magical korean pixie girls.

Has anyone here ever had Burger King tacos?

>>17619357
>Burger King tacos

Uh, should we tell him?

>>17618136
+ raley’s canned food. I’m gonna guess anon is from Sacramento or Reno.

>>17618220
>fat, stupid, fast food addicted amerishart alcoholic that makes the same burger every day
if you dropped dead tomorrow it would make the world a slightly better place. your mother wishes for it every day since she shat you out anyways.

>>17619406
Woah, dude. That's not nice at all. His burger looks good enough to have 2-3 times a month.

>>17619374
I don't want to get a ban but he's posted about a specific mexican restaurant (not tb) that narrows it down a lot and people have even figured out what kind of car he drives and a few other things.

>>17618105
I'm annoyed somebody with this disgusting display of hedonism has the same Beatles tab book as me.

>>17619374
I'm guessing he's somewhere between Vacaville and Sacramento. Maybe a Davisfag desu

sick isopod

>>17619525
>Beatles
You should be ashamed at all times

>>17619565
It's funny to think I probably live within 100 miles of tbanon.

>>17618105
i just want to feed you cheap shitty food like a naked cherub feeding a roman emperor. bonus if i can smell your farts.

>>17619579
>look guys I hate the beatles that means I'm badass and have truly unique tastes

Lick my pecker

>>17618105
Do you own a Nintendo Switch?

>>17619406
>Rips on a beloved /ck/ character
>Wishes death on him

Wow anon, you must really have it together. Post life and physique.

>>17618105
The Beatles are easily the most over-rated band in history.

>>17619319
based, dispute this OP

>>17619781
You're like one of those guys who say Mozart is overrated. You think it sounds smart because they're not obscure enough, but you just don't get it.

>>17618105
OH GOD IM CONSOOOOOOOMING

>>17618105
can you give us a tour of your house? or at least a showcase of your game/toy collection? I'm so damn curious.

>>17618220
can you record your voice on vocaroo next time you order?

Based tb anon returns

>>17618105
how do you drink your handle?

>>17618523
It wouldn't have been that bad if it weren't for those fries. I don't even like crinkle cut fries, but I added them to the nachos and it was pretty good.

>>17618105
Why is the plushie touching the food AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17620145
I keep scrolling past the Man vs Food thread and thinking about how he always bitched about the pile of fries next to the main thing.
>>17619961
I usually post whatever mug/glass I'm using in the OP. I've been using that NYC Greek diner coffee cup replica for awhile now.
>>17620154
The isopods are coming for your burgers.

>>17618105
What a nice looking drunken feast, OP. I wish I didn't quit drinking.

>>17618504
>>17619579
>>17619781
Is this a /mu/ meme or something? I get it if you think the beatles are overrated and/or not your taste, but saying they're outright bad and you should be ashamed for liking them just feels like being blatantly contrarian for the sake of being blatantly contrarian.

>>17620273
Next you're going to say Elvis was objectively good and complaining about his music is contrarian.

>>17620319
Elvis has nothing in common with the Beatles other than being popular in his time. So again, you're just being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian.

>>17620319
I've been trying to come up with a good analogy to address this, and the best I can do is: imagine yourself 50 years form now and anon is saying that Radiohead was a pretty good band, and your retort is, "next you're going to talk about how much you love Katy Perry". Yeah, that's what you sound like.

>>17618153
>Read this
>"fuck, he must have paid a fortune for all of that"
>Look at total
>$15.66
>What the fuck
>Burrito is $1.99
>Second burrito is $1.39
Why the hell is it so cheap???

imagine the sharts

>>17620446
You should check out the Taco Bell order.

Oh no. Not this weeb neckbeard incel again. Please no.

>>17618220

>>17619406
BASED, fuck this fat cunt and his chink toys

imagine the smell of the aftermath after eating all that

I've a friend with mental health problems who lives on disability money who is like this. He has a literal nest like a teenage boy from the late 90's with all his gaming shit, collectables and airsoft shit and horror figurine shit and anime posters and figurines and nunchucks and night vision goggles etc. Room is like a cramped reimagining of a comic book shop and a toys r us or something. He is 40 now. Consoom!