/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hey faggot try sriracha

>anime weeb lives with mummy
What a shock

if you have milk, flour and butter you make some mac and chess

>>17598345
Well, that sounds like something fancy. We only have ketchup and mayo, sorry.
>>17598353
Ah, I mean, I'm still in school and everything, I'm not really even supposed to have been moved out yet.
>>17598354
I think we have milk, but no flour and butter, that sucks.
Anyway, I tried putting white cheese on top of it and it fucking sucks, why did I do that? I've always hated white cheese. I've hated it my whole life and this is like the first time in a decade that I've tried it, oh well, I guess I can pick the pieces from the plate and throw them away, I guess I'm just gonna do only ketchup, again. I always mess up and make a pool of ketchup and it makes me sick, though, I'm gonna pay attention not to do that this time. Thanks, guys.

>>17598330
>>17598363
where were you on 9/11?

glorious thread thanks op

>>17598371
Uh, I don't think I can answer that.
>>17598392
Well, thanks, but I wish I never had this idea, I only get to have food made at home once every 3 weeks, as i said, and it's pretty much ruined with the cheese now, even after I picked the big pieces off and everything, damn. At least I didn't mess up putting ketchup over it.

>>17598417
Man I dunno what to tell you but if the one food you have at home is mac and cheese every 3 weeks you have to learn how to cook or get a job or something because it doesn't sound great

Get a job so you can eat some real food, OP. You're making me depressed.

>>17598330
>>17598363
>>17598417
Kill yourself

My mom never cooked when I was growing up.

OP is larping, but I knew people that actually grew up like this. Olive oil and garlic are an easy way to make plain pasta shells edible

>>17600000
just be yourself anon

>mfw waiting for mommy to cook me a steak din din

>>17598330
OP your culture and overall general personality is just completely on a different level than any tttt person on this board.

I like this change. Why don't you post a pic?

This is a genuine tranny that's going to end up dropping a discord tag if this shit carries out >>17600886

>>17600892
>This is a genuine tranny that's going to end up dropping a discord tag if this shit carries out
Who you talking about, me or OP?

>>17600892
>original poster here >>17600886
>be transbian into other transbians.
>just looked up and saw this is CK board.
>my face

>>17598330
If you like things like tuna helper than mix sardines into the macaroni, you won't be disappointed

>>17598330
FUCK macaroni! Ketchup is fucking disgusting too! Cheese is fucking NASTY! Mayo is fucking GROSS! Tell your mom to cook you some chicken tenders instead or to take you to mcdonalds and get their chicken tenders, They're super good!

>>17600000
I am sorry that not one single person acknowledged your digits anon
This place is not what it onced was

>>17600000
Checked my man

>>17598363
I`m very wealthy. I could feed you the best prime steak any time you want. Are you a boy or a girl?

>>17600000
Check em

>move out
>starve
pick one

>>17600000
well done; also, upvote. best advice itt

>>17598330
OP I like you. You seem nice. Hope you get some tasty food to eat once in a while.

>>17598330
sack of flour, rice,potatoes, get some milk ketchup salt pepper, enough combinations to last you an entire month for less than 20$ lol.
You can start making your own bread too to save up money anon

>>17598363
Why are kind anime posters like OP almost always poor? Life isn't fair bros

>>17601197
I don't get this picture. What does Knox have to do with McDonald's?

>>17606896
Anon loves mcdonalds

>>17600907
>transbian
A mentally ill man*

>>17600907
wanna hold hands

>>17606896
Anon is a homosexual lonely boy rapist kinda like McDonald's is raping poor and stupid people money and soul.

>>17607386
yeah... i never held hands with a transbian.

>>17608065
me neither anon i wanted to save my handholdginity for a cute bean... let's brush each other's hair

>>17608327
>me neither anon i wanted to save my handholdginity for a cute bean... let's brush each other's hair
my hair is always so tangled so it might be annoying to do.

>>17598330

>>17608337
aw, that's why you need someone to brush it often and keep it nice!

You're very cute, OP. I hope things go better for you in the future. I'm afraid I can't help much with the macaroni issue, but I would suggest that you get a job so that you guys can have money for stuff, if you can. I wish you well, I'll pray for you.

>>17608354
i wish I had someone like you in real life to cuddle with at night.

>>17600000
witnessed

>>17600000
correct and also digits

i don't even know what's ironic anymore

>>17608660
What's ironic is all the people trying to fit in by checking digits on a medium slow board.

>>17600000
drive by check'd

you're cute, i'd cook you a nice meal

>>17600907
>>17607386
>>17608065
>>17608327
>>17608337
>>17602125
>>17608354
>>17608524
>>17608477
>>17608696
>>17598363
>>17600309
>>17600886
Please kill yourselves

this is one those threads

>>17598330
is this show worth watching btw

>>17598330
add some sugar, salt, black pepper, and something spicy, cook some onions add em in

>>17608805
Why are you so mean anon? Just cause other people are having fun doesn't mean you have to stomp on it and say you can't have fun.

>>17609724
Fuck off disgusting freak go erp somewhere else
Kill yourself

>>17609745
you don't belong on the cook forum for highly intellectual individuals. begone with your disgust for making great mac and cheese.

>>17609748
Again, kill yourself freak
Nobody wants you and no one ever will
Begone. It is you who does not belong.

>>17606896
Dlanor loves mcdonalds and I love Chicken tenders