/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17597966
based

>>17597966
It's "Babish Culinary Universe", Chud!

>watching a soy channel
>posts soy content

wow, what a surprise, retard

>>17597966
Looks like Mapo Vomit.

Babish is such a massive ultra faggot that hes somehow become based

>>17597966
Is this some kind of reference?

How long till the gender reveal?

>>17597966
I want a video where a Chinese chef reacts and takes him to school for fucking that up.

I know people will instantly have soiface in their heads reading that but in this case it would be pretty fucking funny.

What it should look like.
As opposed to something you'd buy in the slums of King's Landing. Mmm, brown!

>>17598068
Wrong, sauce should be glossy and consistent in texture, not chunky like chili.

>>17597966
That's some dogshit looking mapo tofu. It's usually way lighter than that.

Lol I think he's come to self-realization

>I want a video where a Chinese chef reacts and takes him to school for fucking that up.
>I know people will instantly have soiface in their heads reading that but in this case it would be pretty fucking funny.

>>17598045
I mean it happened with his carbonara video. Real Italian chefs roasted the fuck out of it and soybish redid his carbonara video out of embarrassment. Should be expected from someone who never went to culinary school, never learned authentic cuisines, and gets 1/2 his recipes from America's Test Kitchen.

>>17598241
Why does that ‘jak have the mouth of first form cell

pretty based video desu

>>17598068
holy shit is that a GGRM reference? Heckin' BASED!

The patrician mapu tofu video
https://youtu.be/b2xDo6eMtyU

>>17597966
>e celeb thread

>>17598266
Pissing off Italians isn't some test of being based. You can do it simply by altering their recipies in the most minimal ways. Example I'm sure by substituting bacon with chunks of pork belly in carbonara your nearest Italian will sperg out even though its the exact same fucking thing.

sneed

I love how Babish maskes /ck/ seethe so much.

>>17597966
Fulfilling the meme

>>17599227
He literally has painted nails. I'll trust you've watched Sam Hyde's video on these types of "males". Why exactly should we just ignore globohomo? This shit NEEDS to be called out.

>>17597966
he's embracing it. what a fucking chad

>>17599241
>He literally has painted nails
Oh no!

>>17599241
No male has ever painted their nails before. This is truly a revelation.

Sam would think you're a faggot. If you actually have listened to his podcasts you'd know he hates "always online" rabid """"fans"""" like yourself.

>>17599369
Not my problem.

>>17599376
Shit memes are everyone's problem

>>17599193
>Pissing off Italians isn't some test of being based.

Never said that. My obvious point was that Babbish is a hack at cooking

>>17599170
chuck

>>17597966
>doesnt even spell the name of the dish correctly
lol

>Bald
>Glasses
>Beard
At least he knows

>>17599908
if you're insisting people call it mapo doufu you're being dense
tofu is already a well-established and recognised word in english
shit thread btw

>>17598241
>hello nephew anon.

>Brown rice
>Vegan
>Microwaving the peppercorns
>This absolute creature shows up.

What a horrible fucking video. Why do people still watch this trash channel?

>>17597966
>>17598604

>>17600026
>badass

Is this in reference to anything or did the editor put that in because they felt like it

>>17599726
It's impossible to be a hack in cooking. It's fucking food.

>>17601002
That dude is too fat to wipe his own ass so it could be said he has a bad one

>>17600932

>>17599959
>EMOSHUNALL DAMN ITCH
most annoying caricature atm

>>17598068
Looks exactly the same. Yours has green bits on top. Wow.

>>17598188
>Make Mabo for girlfriend, she likes it
>starts wanting to fuck with the recipe
>What if we used Gochujang instead of Doubanjiang?
>What if we used ground chicken instead of pork? Doesn't that sound so much healthier
>Do we have to use msg?
>I don't like it that oily, can we ad more cornstarch?
>It's started to become generic spicy tofu mush like in the babish video
Introducing Americans to world cuisines was a fucking mistake.

>>17597966
MICROWAVING SPICES WHY!!!

>>17600026
>creasy
more like greasy

>>17603781
how else to activate them?

>>17597989
yikes i never noticed that, nice reddit/marvel moment

>>17599241
>AHHHH ARE THOSE PAINTED NAILS? IM LITERALLY GOING INSANE AHHH SAVE ME

Could we get Travis McElroy on his show? If so, I'm sure the collective cringe and narcissism would collapse the world in on itself.

>>17597966
>Soyboys
Well, he ain't wrong.

>>17598194
Stop larping white boy, you ain’t never had it

>>17599324
>>17599369
>>17604903
Die tranny faggots.

>>17605254
Clearly you're the one who hasn't had it you shit eating mutt.

>>17599959
he said chef
no one needs an unfunny non-Chinese non-chef critiquing another unfunny non-Chinese non-chef making a chinese dish

there isn't even in babish in this you retards, it's about a fat guy and someone named brad

Babish is my favorite internet chef. He never fails to provide epic meals and he makes insecure closeted gays seethe by being open with his sexuality

>>17605439
Chinese failure detected.

>>17605515
your detector is broken

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