/ck/ - Food & Cooking

do foreigners really??

>>17589986
do (OTHER NATIONALITY) really??

>get drunk and hungry
>order munchy box
>take 5 mouthfuls
>feel sick and throw it away in the morning
every.time.

>>17589993
Not him, but how does do order that? Is it custom or different.

>>17589968
bad scran
fat man

those fries (sorry, ""chips"") look like shit, you can just tell they're soft and mushy and taste like nothing

>>17589986
I've noticed it's a trend for bongs lately. Really subhuman shit desu.

>>17589968
Based munchybox thread

>>17591612
this one totally mogs op's.

>>17591612
WOOP WOOPWOOPPPPP SHEEESH. Now that is IMPRESSIVE

Jesus OP, you're getting completely outclassed here. What an embarrassment

>>17591684
is that a kid's portion wtf get out of our thread you pansy

How much does one of these normally cost?

>>17591678
>>17591612
I'm glad these aren't in the U.S. because I would devour them and become fat

>Tfw too souf so nobody does munchie boxes here.

There should be fees for wasting trays of food like this

If you eat this muck you'll be consuming a monumental amount of calories and salt from the very cheapest meats and fats. Rarely is anything cooked with any unique care, skill and attention, it is usually always frozen shit from the same wholesale. The sauces and spices are generic mixes made up to recipes provided by the suppliers of the same while deal direct to the industry. Drunks will claim that the kebab meat tastes better from xyz, but it is all fucking placebo, they all buy from the same places the only difference is some places literally cook it wrong because they are relying on cheap or free labour from half retarded family members.

Look at the presentation ... it is basically - look here is a large serving of all our finest crap in a pile, bone apple teeth. If you eat all this shit you are going to feel physically awful. You'll stink the next day, it'll be coming out of your pores. You'll be greasy and flushed. You'll be like - why am I getting these hard white spots around my eyes like some fucking monster? Why am I developing liver spots in my late 20's?

Irrespective of that just how fucked up it is psychologically to consider that a treat? I reward my mind and body with a pile of low quality deep fried frozen shit pressed out of a machine. Good for you, enjoy your feathery shits for the next two days and the layer of partially digested grease in your toilet bowl.

>>17592132
jesus shut up faggot

>>17592132
wot your favourite treat then mate

i feel like sharing one of these at 3am with someone who loves you would be the ultimate kino

>>17592132
>Look at the presentation ... it is basically - look here is a large serving of all our finest crap in a pile
This is food you take to gatherings with friends to share. Something which is probably very alien to you

>>17591678
Hot damn, that's like a day's worth of food for 3 rebar joiners.

>>17592132
This. I'm done eating out. Everything is just the same Sysco shit overpriced to gargantuan amounts.

>>17591691
is that raw toast?

>>17592138
Charmingly retro.

>>17592165
Nice booze and some time to enjoy it. Nice cut of meat and some time to cook and enjoy it. Some cheese or other ingredient that I'd usually not splurge on, but if I weigh it against a £15 takeaway suddenly it seems quite cheap.

If I was going to get a kebab it'd be chicken on nan with all the salad, but we are talking a couple of times a year here and I used to only get them because they were cheap, they aren't even that now.

>>17592179
Maybe 5% of the target audience. The rest of the money is made by the extremely obese eating these and feeling ashamed.

>>17592132
I ain’t reading all that shit nigga. If it tastes good, I eat it. Simple as.

>>17592132
ugh the pretentiousness is oozing. I can only imagine what an insufferable goon you are irl

>>17592132
Bone apple teeth? Tell me you are joking.

>>17589968
I'd eat all of that in 5 minutes for free

>>17592377
>Bone apple teeth?
It's a reddit joke, literally.

>>17591687
Get that bread putta here boi

When I get high I feel like a munchie box would be incredible, but they don't fucking make em in the US. Tragic.

>>17592231
Yeah but its more correct to call it toast sashimi.

>>17589968
Is this what frumpy, fat slags get when they're out to the shops? Not saying I wouldn't eat it

>>17589968
>>17591612
>>17591687
the salad seems kinda redundant at that point

>>17591582
That's what you get for ordering from a paki infested shop

>>17591691
>pale orange tomato
hmmm

>>17592548
They ain’t for eatin’ when you’re sober I’ll tell ya’

>>17592716
It's a palate cleanser

>>17589968
i wish we had these in leaf land, except I wouldn't get so many fries. 1/5 the amount of fries, and more various meats. I know the reason they add so much fry is because it's cheaper, but I'd gladly pay the extra shekels to get more meat, less potato, if you know what I am saying anonymous

>>17592177
>tfw no one to share anything with
feelsbadman

>>17592177
Cute!

brits be like
>yep, now this is a propa meal!

>>17589968
>>17591612
Munch chads

>>17592177
god what a sad life you must lead

>>17589968
I wish we had these in America

>>17592886
Just get a pizza box and fill it with fast food.
That's literally all it is.
It doesn't even have to be shitty food.
Make a Thanksgiving one.
Start a business.
Live the American Dream.

>>17591691
Grim.

Slightly related, I got Halal Guys the other night, a rice platter with chicken, onion, green pepper, tomato, lettuce, and white sauce. But they also sell French fries. Why not sell HSPs too?

>>17592886
I don't. That would mean more brown people. No thanks.

>>17592944
>implying you would even notice

>>17591687
>>17591691
>>17592826
>>17592897
>>17593723
oh fuck yeah keep posting

>>17593723
this is one you can actually eat and not feel like shit and regret it the next morning

>>17589968
Poutine + Hot Dogs

>>17593773
Here's one for all the autismos ITT

>>17593782
What is that, a meal for ants?

>>17593789
i will never understand the appeal of this trashy shit
waffles are nice but everything else is just salty shit

>>17593795

>>17593784

>>17593798
yeah youre gonna need more gravy than that
thats ridiculous

>>17593835
I think you're right tbf

>>17591612
Damn this looks delicious!

>>17589968
these all seem like great culinary achievements by none other than our friends the brits! I'm actually jealous, I want munchyboxes here too. t. German

>>17594044
>mfw it's just a box full of boiled cabbage and bockwursts

>>17594053
yeah a German version would be shit, I want the English style thing. Our turkroaches could probably emulate it

>>17594082
Here, just for you Klaus.

>>17594103
Thanks man

>>17591612
This is a family meal right? R-right??

>>17594522
its for 3-4 people but no one does that

>>17592716
i wouldnt call shredded cabbage and onion a salad

scotland seems like a kino place

>>17594620
But let me guess, chopped eggs and mayonnaise is?

I love this place near me's steaks, I order them on doordash all the time. Pick related (Took a bite before seeing this thread, sorry.)

>>17593795
everything in that box is old school lunch fare, it's a gimmick box

>>17595239
looks pretty good. putting the ketchup in there with the fries is feral retard behavior though so you lose points for that.

>>17595324
haha thanks

wtf I love Britain now

>>17593723
Everything else in this thread is disgusting, but this, this I like

>>17594103
>liquid shit in a box
Looks like the german version to me.

>>17589968
>>17591612
>>17591678
>>17593773
>>17593784
This is the best thread here in a while

>>17593784
Ordering take away food that would actually require effort to make yourself is one thing.
You could literally put all these ingredients in a tray and cook them in the oven, other than the eggs which you'd throw on the stove.

These are beautiful. Well done bongs.

>>17593853
Damn

>>17591612
How do amerifats not have this?

>>17596923
For the most part it's a lack of of an equivalent to fry shops, and fast food usually being the only available option late at night. My preferred go-to for a huge amount of food after drinking is Waffle House, and by the same metric I doubt the UK has many places were I can pull up at 4am and get a giant pile of hashbrowns with 12 additions, a patty melt, and a slice of pie.

Why do angloids feel the need to commit crimes against humanity for good? American garbage, Britbongian trash, Australian refuse..

>>17596923
lol stereotypical foreigner believing everything he hears on the internet

>>17597244

>>17591887
Hardly anything, it's one of the reasons they're so tempting. Buying a single portion of a main and a side is typically going to be almost as expensive as getting a munchie box (which is like 3x the food)

>>17597258
I do not need to rent free, you'll just die from the grease in your veins

>>17597271
Then why do you care? In fact you should love it because we'll be dead quicker and you won't have to worry about us then you stupid idiot.

>>17592720
Amerifat first time seeing a non gmo tomato?

>>17597280
Because the mere existence of such horrible mass makes me nauseous

>>17592716
The veggies go well with the kebab meat.

>>17597306
>Because the mere existence of such horrible mass makes me nauseous
then you really must hate yourself ALOT

>>17597321
Yes

>>17593723
>when you want to be the classy sort of trashy
NGL, I heartily approve.

>>17592177
Having a girlfriend is terrible for your diet, and I didn't even love her

>>17593723
Fuck fried and fast foods. Cured meats, cheese, and bread are going to be the death of me

>>17597271
>I do not need to rent free

>>17591691
that looks awful

>>17597505
You look awful.

>>17597511
>plain white bread with butter
>some fried eggs with no seasoning
>burnt tomatoes
>mushy looking chips
>fucking beans
The other boxes in this thread looks so much better

>>17589968
Looks disgusting, sad and depressing.

>>17591612
Without drugs I would be sick after eating 1/5th of that.

>>17598340
youre meant to eat it drunk or high
its what theyre usually aimed at

>>17589968
>>17591612
>>17591678
>>17591687
>>17591691

How much do these things even cost? (in euros pls)

>>17598296
This.

>>17598521
15 quid or so I think, so about 18 euroshekels

>>17589968
Looks like bunch of people, each having a different type of ass cancer, took a shit in a box with fries.

Hail To England

With the munchy boxes England, an unlikely contender for delicious foods, won the hearts and minds of /ck/

>>17598521
depends
some you get for like £8 and its half a pizza and chips, chicken bites etc. but most of these ones posted here are gonna be about £16

>>17594053
More like sausages, roasted ham hocks, sauerkraut and pan fried taters with bacon and onion.

>>17597254
Amerifag here. We don't have this here.

>>17598606
That would be great again

>>17598606
I feel like currywurst would need to be included for it to be properly German

>>17593789

School-dinner-core. Love it, mate.

>>17591571
Based geordie

>>17598595
What the fuck how fat are you fuckers compared to the US? If it's not tied I just can't believe you that's a fuckin steal in the states

>>17598989
This

I wouldnt know how I can get one of these down in one go, even at my drunkest and hungriest a 3€ Döner with maybe some fries on the side is plenty

>>17598989
I believe that britain is in a weird state where for every fat bong there's 5 butterfly filet tweakers.

>>17589968
At first I fell for the /ck/ meme that all bong food is horrible, but through my own research I realized that they have some of the comfiest food in Europe and beat the piss out of Irish cuisine

phwoarrrrr, that’s a fuckin box innit. corr

top scran

>>17598720
>FRENCH FRY FORKS
For a bunch of shit-eaters krauts sure are weirdly sterile and uptight

>>17593789
This one's funny. It gets a pass
Everything else gives me the chills

>>17601029
Turn your heating up.

>>17601004
THAT IS NOT ENOUGH GRAVY

the meme of the anime eating blood sausage and being disappointed is completely useless to describe this thread? are you guys really not trolling with these mukbongs?

>>17597520
That isn't a box it's a full english breakfast, I think those are again, meant to be eaten with 2-3 people, but obviously in the morning instead of at night

>>17592215
>>17592132
The salt, nitrites and the spices is what gets me.
I really do feel like crap after all that deep fried garbage.

>>17593723
HARDER DADDY

>>17589968
>>17591612
how many calories do you think this is?

>>17601412
Like 4-5 thousand, I'd guess

>>17597520
>>plain white bread with butter
>Plain
>With butter
Pick one you stupid nigger
>>some fried eggs with no seasoning
Pepper visibly on top
>>burnt tomatoes
No burned marks at all
>>mushy looking chips
What chips?
You are a brain dead mong

Americunt here

Ive traced me heritage I have, to this here region. Don't kno anything about it really. Looks bleak. Depressin', outright.

But I know one thing from me times on Youtube. I should be able to get a nice munchie box ere, yeah?

>>17601458
Also, should I go?

Looks bloody depressing. I'd loik to drive round isle of skye instead methinks. Or go to islay.

>>17601486
>>17601458
ADDENDUM: John O' Groats hahahha

>>17589995
I don’t think you’re supposed to eat it by yourself.0jv0g

>>17593723
HARAM

>>17601486
Skye is gorgeous. Most beautiful place on Earth

>>17593723
See these advertised all the time on FB. Usually about £20 for £5s worth of food.

Considered doing it myself so I can rake in £10 a pop off all the Deanos and their orange partners buying them "COZ ITS CLARSY" and they'll post on instagram.

Its literally the easiest prep. Sort of thing you get the panbasher to do in restaurants

wish we had these in france

Shawarma poutine is the best thing to get after a hard night out on the town.
The fries are a lot crispier than those mushy chips too.

>>17595239
sandwich/fries look good. ketchup is for babies though.

>>17592925
They don't have these in the US, my buddy in Australia says they're damn good.

>>17601574
Yeah, I really think so too. It's special.

>>17601940
Munchybarrow, I like it.

The best.

>>17602256
Is this what they call a 'garbage plate'?

>>17591678
How much does that cost?

>>17600541
it's for the sausage you idiot

>>17602220
we finns do it right

>>17589968
if america is stereotypically all fat fucks why don't we have anything like this here?
we just have the same 5 fast food places over and over and any time a good restaraunt pops up it goes out of business in a year

>>17602133
Carne asada fries are the same concept with different flavors, though.

>>17602267
looks like a 4set meal in a box so around £30/$40

>>17601458

>>17596969
true. i would prefer the hashbrowns, melt and pie over chickenshops and kebabshops run by pakis. america is superior in that regard.

>>17601486
sure but spend some time in edinburgh aswell.

>>17602957
Op btfo

>>17602957
The Mull of Kintyre on the west coast already looks like a cock and balls.

Good thread

>>17601412
"Enough"

>>17602265
Fucking soulless.

>>17592261
Meh I like you. You're an asshole, but that's what I like about you. We can have some wine in a park someday.

>>17589986
But you're the foreigner.

Also stay in your fucking country. Just in case.

>>17591691
Isn't that just a Full English Breakfast in a box?

>>17600353

>>17589968
do americans really eat shit like this?

>>17592897
This actually looks pretty good

>>17606154
You're damn right it is.

>>17606232
They fucking wish lol

Scran

>>17601004
soulless, there isn't even anything deep fried in that box.

>>17606646
Okey, this pretty much redeemed the Brits would kill for something like that close to me

>>17606658
helfy

>>17589995
What the fuck is a munchie box

>>17607685
Big pizza box filled with fast food and the envy of lesser nations.

>>17607685
what this entire fucking thread is about moron

>>17607701
That looks awesome ngl

Do bongs really? Half of these boxes would feed me for a week.

>>17607802
They're made to share. When I'm having some drinks with my mates we order one of these and just sit it on the table to help youself whenever you want. Lasts all night and still tastes fine cold.

>>17593784
Kek arranged munch box

>>17606646
Needs way more eggs

>>17608532
way more everything else than that absolute onslaught of toast

>>17595407
All of that would be best cooked on a stove, aside from the baked beans

>these massive food boxes probably have the same amount of u nhealthy bullshit as condensed deceptively advertised overpriced fastfoods in the states.
hate but im more than likely to not buy it then some limited time meme menu item that ill eat once or once every few months

>>17601839
what makes it a poutine when there isno gravy? i don't even see any cheese. wouldn't that be just fries toped with kebab meat?

>>17597520
what chips you retard? and the tomatoes look raw, they should have a nice char on them

>>17592716
I think you eat it with the bread and the kebab meat.

>>17593789
>No hard feelings lads

>>17594202
i love mett

>>17601453
I agree with you but three flecks of pepper hardly count as seasoning

bomping the best thread on /ck/ rn

>>17609855
First decent box itt, only three items tho. Does it even qualify?

>>17591691
Eggs, sosig, black pud and bacon all look banging here.

>>17593784
Bacon looks weak here but the baps look lurvly

>>17606646
Sosig looks weak on this one desu but the bacon and eggs look good, toast lacking butter but that looks like it might be fried bread so thats appreciated

>>17606646
>1/4th bread

>>17592826
those look like nuggets and onion rings from the grocery store and someone threw in their left over McDonlads fries and yesterday's Chinese food.

>>17595239
yum, based ketchup appreciator.

>>17598720
this looks good but the amount of fries is pissing me off, needs to be more.

>>17592261
>unironic wine and cheesetard
get real faggot, some people are capable of valuing food for its flavor instead of its price tag,
>t./fit/fag

>>17591560
They differ slightly different depending on the kebab shop, but you just order a munch box. Most contain chips, doner meat, onion rings and some other fried shit. Sometimes they'll add a "salad" which is like a piece of lettuce with an onion slice and a bit of dressing.

>>17592132
Zamn take-outcels roasted & toasted

>>17604803
That's Nick Tahou's for ya.

>>17592812
Cmon lad, 'ave a cheeky nosh

>>17608780
GIVE US BACK THE TWIZZLERS

>>17591678
That looks really great for a party.

>>17597386
Did... did you eat her?

>>17600274
That's pretty much it, for every fatso there's a lanklet to cancel 'em out but the average has been going up for a good time now.

>>17592812
Looks like the classic dish rat rangoon

>>17593784
This coloured fellow appears to be eating beans

>>17611828
3 weeks out of the month it wasn't too bad.

>>17601458
I think that might be the worst part of Scotland outside of Glasgow

>>17602957
A true Peterhead, am I right?

NOW THEN GUYS
'OW YA DOIN?

>>17612284
Based ratemytakeaway chad

>>17601458
>>17601486
fuck off we're full

>>17592925
There's a greek place where I live that does this.
They just call them "platters"
Enough food to feed 4 on one go-box.

>>17589968
I watch that fat angloid on "rate my takeaway" on youtube and every time he gets one of these munchy box things they look so terrible.

>>17593798
fucking brussels sprouts?
Are you insane?

>>17614276
>>we're full
>the first time these words were ever uttered by a scot

>>17614387
Why is EVERYTHING fried??

>>17614583
Nigga it's scotland they fry everything

>>17614583
>EVERYTHING
Umm, the Irn Bru isn't fried.

blessed grease box

>>17609855

Man those burgers look really fucking good, especially the right one

>>17614387
Is Irn Bru any good?

>>17615878
It's a decent bubblegum flavored soda. Not worth the calories imo, but I'm not usually a fan of sodas.

These are a pretty based idea I wish they had these where I live, would be great for sharing while having beers with the lads

>>17615878
Like a lot of bong fizzy pops, they used to be good until a few years ago when they all cut the sugar content.

>>17589968
That's too much for a meal

>>17593789
>mfw british tapas

>>17616173
>irn bru
>bong
uwotm8.png
Irn bru is scottish, no?

>>17616212
>brit-bong
>brit
>Scotland is on the island of Great Britain
Its bong

>>17616212
Scotland was a central player in the formation of the Union.
Deal with it.

>>17614583
You really don't want to know what the scots do to chocolate bars.

>>17592021
>become

>>17616222
>>17616233
If you went to Scotland and told a scot he was a british, you'd get slapped in the face. Bong refers strictly to brits, not scots.

>>17616258
Scots are british, they're just too retarded to realise it. And no, I'd never go to Scotland or talk to a Scot.

>>17616258
>If you went to Scotland and told a scot he was a british, you'd get slapped in the face
Lol no you wouldn't

>>17616269
>I'd never go to Scotland
What, scared you'd get stabbed with a deepfried mars bar?

>>17616282
Actual scots. Not limpwristed early 20's numale """scots""".

>>17616290
>Actual scots. Not limpwristed early 20's numale """scots""".
The kind that don't put sugar on their porridge?

>>17616258
>americans genuinely believe this

>>17601458
putting donner meat in a pizza box doesnt originate in scotland, loads of takeaways all across the UK do it

>>17616400
Does that mean it necessarily didn't start in Scotland?

>>17616445
it would be impossible to pin down where it started

>>17616258
stfu rarted seppo

>>17616449
Limpwristed early 20's numale """scot""" spotted.

>>17598989

We are the fattest nation on the European continent. Not quite USA levels but over a third of all adults are obese and the kids are a bit porky too. Globally we are definitely among the top 10 fattest (relevant) nations.

>>17591687

Too much bread.

>>17591691

That's a kids portion too you pansy. It also looks abyssmal as far a good proper English brekky goes.

>>17591612

That's a proper munchie box I'd be proud to show the lads and consume on my own.

>>17603434
>i would prefer the hashbrowns, melt and pie over chickenshops and kebabshops

You're nuts mate. You can hate immigrants for many reasons but most certainly not their fast food shops.

>>17616475
even when idependence votes stop failing no amoung of retarded yank gegraphical illiteracy will lead to scotland being physically separated from the island of great britain you flamboyantly retarded yank subhuman

>>17597511

Even if the same meal you can tell what you posted is far superior is layout and appearance than that ugly half-hearted shit here >>17591691.

Not all English breakfasts are equal.

>>17616477
And isn't Scotland the fatter part?

>>17594033
You need to commit suicide

>>17616486
well, the focus wasn't on the immigrants, i just prefer the food.
sitting in a diner eating that kinda food kinda feels better to me than walking down the street eating kebab with a plastic fork.

>>17607701
I honestly am envious of these things. America supposed to be the fat fuck country yet it’s not occurred to anyone to roll out our own munchie boxes.

Are there any high quality munchie boxes or do they all pretty much look like reheated frozen food?

>>17616602
the ones from actual restaurants and not take aways are rather decent, but a munchy box is literally just cheap shitty food and a pizza in a box

>>17592261
I like you, you're alright.
Drink of choice?

>>17616602
>Are there any high quality munchie boxes

>>17616733
That's more like a disposable picnic basket.

Spic here
Why this exists and why this aren't in my country?

Excuse the Twitter screenshot, this one is a little bit of DIY but I'm going to try it soon. I know of a place that has burritos long enough that I only need 1 or 2 to fit the diameter of the pizza.

>>17616778
but thehn you have way too much bread/tortilla

>>17616781
Carbmaxxing

>>17616781
If both the filling:tortilla ratio of the burritos and the topping:crust ratio of the pizza are just right and you roll the former in the latter why would the meat:bread ratio of the finished product be wrong? Doesn't quite add up.

>>17589968
I've been binging on take out lately, that looks like it would taste good but just pure salt and fat. I'd guess you're in the UK or at least west Europe somewhere.

I ate a take out 1/2lb burger with jalapeños and cheese and chips, some take out places really get it. But after that it's good to cook your own food eat clean, lift etc.

Nigger's food