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I RIP THE MUSHOOMS
I DO NOT CUT THEM UP WITH A KNIFE
I DO NOT DICE THEM INTO TINY LITTLE BITS
I RIP THEM APART WITH MY FINGERS
I RIP THE MUSHROOMS INTO CHUNKS
THE CHUNKS OF MUSHROOM ARE NOT TINY LITTLE BITS
THE MUSHROOM CHUNKS ARE BIG
I PUT THE BIG RIPPED CHUNKS OF MUSHROOM INTO MY TOMATO SOUP
I DO NOT CHOP THEM WITH A KNIFE
I DO NOT DICE THEM WITH A BLADE
I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
YOU WILL SEE MY TONGUE

>> No.17590909

can I get a bowl of that chunky mushroom tomato soup bruh

>> No.17591300

/thread

>> No.17591496

Do you wash the mushrooms or scrub them with a little brush?

>> No.17591516

>>17590897
dude wut

>> No.17591535

sometimes I rip onion layers apart with my hands instead of cutting an onion up because I don't want to get a knife and cutting board dirty

>> No.17591540

>>17590897
Based. Rip the system op

>> No.17591584
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17591584

>>17590897
I EAT RICE WITHOUT SWALLOWING IT
I SWALLOW RICE WITHOUT CHEWING
I EAT RICE WITHOUT CHEWING IT
I SWALLOW RICE WITHOUT EATING IT

>> No.17591735

this new death grips is fire fr fr

>> No.17591888

This is how Italian chefs sound when they talk about tearing the basil

>> No.17591900

>>17591300
oohhhhhh yerah cranking my hog straight into your mouth open wide say ahhhhh

>> No.17591926

>>17591888
>I RIPPA THE BASIL
>I DO NOTTA CUTTA THEM UP WITH A KNIFE
>I DO NOTTA DICED THEM UP INTO TINY LITTLE BITS
>I RIPPA THEM APART WITH MY FINGERS
>I RIPPA THE BASIL INTO CHUNKS
>THE CHUNKS OF BASIL ARE NOT TINY LITTLE BITS
>THE BASIL CHUNKSA ARE BIG
>I PUTTA THE BIG RIPPED CHUNKSA OF BASIL INTO MY TOMATO SOUPA
>I DO NOTTA CHOPPA THEM WITH A KNIFE
>I DO NOTTA DICE THEM WITH A BLADE
>I WILL KICKA YOUR ASS
>YOU WILL SEE MY TONGUE
>BASTA

>> No.17591935
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17591935

>>17591926
>Droppa tha pic
Mamma mia

>> No.17592304

>>17590897
I PLACE THE EASY EGG ON TOAST
I DO NOT COOK THE TOAST
THE TOAST IS NOT COOKED
THE EGG IS OVER EASY
THE EGG IS OVER TOAST
I DO NOT COOK THE TOAST
I PLACE THE EASY EGG ON TOAST
I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
YOU WILL SEE MY TONGUE

>> No.17592366

>>17590897
>>17591584
>>17592304
Damn this new death grips song is fire

>> No.17594197

>>17591496
I wash them

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17594242

I PUT BEANS IN MY CHILI
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PEPPERS
BEANS ARE MORE IMPORTANT
I PUT BEANS IN AND NOT CHILIES
IT IS STILL CHILI
I EAT IT WITH BEANS
CHILI WITHOUT BEANS IS BAD
KILL YOURSELF