/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17585767
What kind if person would eat that?

>>17585767
Bob Evans is the best breakfast sausage that is mass produced. However I had biscuits and gravy at their restaurant once, and it was fucking brown and tasted like they put beef base in it. I was so bummed.

>>17585779
me
once
and it was the greatest

>>17585784
is it better than Hardee's or Carl Junior's biscuits and gravy?

>>17585794
it was one of a kind

>>17585819
There are better choices.

>>17585767
Alfajores. Really just an Argentine thing, though there's a Havanna in Ft. Lauderdale apparently. Too expensive to order from practically though.

>>17585794
i think it's better than carl's jr, but hardees is better than both

>>17585783
Would you have preferred pork, sausage, or something else?

What is the secret to good gravy anon?

>>17586262
Aren’t they the same but with different branding?

Obscure soft drink sold throughout the 90s and 2000s in Southeast Asia

Frazil Ice Tigers blood flavor. I would drive significantly out of my way to get this stupid shit. Probably cancerous but the most sickly sweet delicious flavor. Then the Shell switched their flavors and my life has not known peace since.

>>17586266
a shitton of butter and black pepper, and no stock or whatever

>>17585767
Chooka's Char grill Chicken, a rotisserie and schnitzel place I loved as a kid (Australian)

They weren't a huge chain but had the nicest ingredients on all their chicken rolls and wraps (beetroot on a chicken roll RULES), normally schnitzel is a clear winner but their rotisserie chicken was just so good. Fun fact, it's referenced in the Matthew Reilly novella Hovercar Racer
I can't even find a picture of their old logo online anymore, a rooster in an akubra

I don't really have bad food habits so I can't relate

>>17585767

>>17585767
Boustan before the mass expansion.

Russian soda milkshale MiO which got snapped out of stores, I loved it.

Specifically it was a soda syrup mixed with milk and carbonated, producing a flavor of an actual milkshake in a can.

I absolutely adored it, probably off-production now. I want my blackcurrant MiO back, it was much better than corn-syrup infused coke.

Wonka Donutz. Had maybe two or three as a kid and they were immediately the best chocolate candy I had ever eaten. Everything was perfect: taste, consistency, even the portion size was just enough to be satisfying. I patiently await their return, but I know deep down, it'll never happen.

>>17586310
isn't this everywhere in Japan?

>>17585767
There was a local mexican place called coyote's bar and grill that made their own moonshine tequila they only gave to favorite customers, needless to say that place shut down once some stupid fucker ratted out the place to the FDA. I'll never have that shit ever again.

>>17585794
Why wouldn’t it be?
Bob Evans breakfast shits all over Hardee’s/CarlJr’s, or any fast food breakfast for that matter.
And their sausage brand is good as fuck.

>>17587894
kino senior school snack

>>17586266
All you need for a good gravy is flour, milk, the grease from the sausage, the sausage itself of course, and a shit ton of black pepper. You can add more butter to the sausage grease if you want it to be thinner and make more than just the grease will give you.

>>17585767
The superior Mexican soda.
Taken off the shelves in the US due to elevated levels of arsenic.

This thread made me so hungry for biscuits and gravy, I drove down to a Hardees and got some this morning before starting work.

>>17588101
Japan and china are the last places they’re still sold. They’re damn near impossible to get in the US without paying an exorbitant amount to random weird websites and even then you can only get the apple and orange flavors.

My ex's cooking :(

>>17588058
>soda
>milkshake
Euros will really call any milk based beverage a milkshake. I’m assuming this is just like Korean Milkis. Go look into that if you want to fill the void

>>17588425
Thanks for the advice anon.
Not sure I'll have any luck with sanctioned products through.

>>17588069
Holy shit.
I had completely forgotten about those. Haven’t even thought of them in forever.
And you made me remember.
And now I fucking miss them.
Fuck you, man. I didn’t need that. ;_;

But yeah you’re damn right. I only ever had one. Got it at a convenience store because I hadn’t seen it before, and now that my memory is jogged I distinctly remember thinking exactly as you described. Flavor and texture-mix was perfect. Sweet enough to be satisfying but not to the point of being sickeningly rich.
Holy fuck the Wonka chocolate products were good. That chocolate bar with the graham cracker in it that coexisted with the donut was also great.

>>17585783
>However I had biscuits and gravy at their restaurant once, and it was fucking brown and tasted like they put beef base in it
Yeah, nah, something got fucked up bro. Their restaurant sausage gravy is like southern-grandma-homemade-tier.
they do have a brown gravy and it’s damn good on their mashed potatoes and some of their “dinner” meat dishes.
So maybe they fucked up and gave you that?

>>17588069
Damn what the fuck these were delicious. Based post I forgot about wonka donuts. Most imitation candy dough is fucking trash now, like the overly chewy corn syrup mix in the brownie m&ms. These were great though.

>>17585767
A chocolate soda that I once encountered in a bowling alley. It was in a can from a vending machine and I only ever saw it that one time. I've tried other chocolate sodas but none had the same can design and most didn't taste very good. There's craft stuff available that's probably good but I gave up long ago.

Also the gas station near my house used to have an iced coffee machine that I really miss. Shit was probably loaded with sugar but it was good.

>>17586902
You can just find the recipe online

>>17585767
WHERE DO I FIND THIS???

>>17589389
Kansas 2011

>>17589437
It needs to be near me NOW.

>>17585767
I just want it back bros

A local pub near me used to have the best fries in existence. Not sure if they put corn starch on them or something, but they would always arrive extremely crispy, even when ordered for delivery. Despite the crispiness they still had a fluffy, soft texture inside and were seasoned to perfection, with a nice hint of spice and garlic. The place also made a damn good burger, but the fries were so spectacular they were the main attraction. That is, until the chef changed and started making some fancy burgers with weird ingredients that just didn't go together served with soggy, limp fries. Still makes me sad to think about.

>>17589523
whoa, same exact experience, here. i definitely feel you.

>>17585767
Disgusting.

>>17589523
same except viet place and crispy noodles. Been 10 years and I'm still mad.

>>17590215
Reminder this only came back briefly because LA Beast drank a bottle of it from 20 years ago and threw up

>>17588372
I get my crap through random stores in Chinatown.

>>17591269
God bless that man.
Pity that YouTube keeps blacklisting him for ads.

>>17585767
do you get free refills?

>>17589450
hell yeah

>>17589450
So many good times as an 8th grader in 2006 fueled by this good shit

>>17588277
My dad drink that and he is fine

STOP WITH YOUR FUCKING BLUEBALL SHIT, COCA-COLA!!

It was fucking gone for years.
And then it was brought back and available in 12pks on Amazon.
And then you took it away again.
And then you “””””brought it back””””” but only as a fountain drink option exclusively at Burger King.
And not even all burger kings. Just the ones that have those touchscreen fountains, which is like 5% since the other 95% of BK’s are located in hoodrat shithole areas.
And then you brought it back again for like a few weeks in the damn cans.
And now the cans are gone again but it’s available at “Select Burger King locations”.

My private stock is down to 4 cans you sons of bitches; it was 6 but I drank 2 last year.
When it hits zero, I’m coming to the fictional coca-cola office in Minecraft, finding the highest-ranked executive I can, and shoving my dick in his ass, driving that steel like John Fucking Henry (no homo, just assraping you [in minecraft] out of principle), and ending with “Feed the rush! SUUUUURRRRRGGGEEEEE!!!” when I nut so hard it ruptures his colon. In Minecraft.

>>17585767
bone marrow for me

a man ate biscuits and gravy from a gas station. this is what happened to his colon.

the original pepsi blue.
the cucked version that came out last summer was only like 80% of the flavor of the original. It was good for nostalgia but it was missing an acidity that was present in the original.

>>17586270
>Aren’t they the same but with different branding?
They are now. 90's Hardee's had the best breakfast in fast food, period.

>>17592203
I miss it so fucking much.
This and that sour midnight mountain dew.

>>17589389
I've heard stories of hotels in the midwest just off the highways where people either stay one night off the road or spend a few weeks on a work trip that have these same supplied packets of food for the free breakfast, minus the Bob Evan's branding. Same machines.

>>17591385
When I go into Chinatown (US) to look for this shit all I OCCASIONALLY find is apple and orange. No grape and specially not in a box w a straw (what I remember)

>>17585767
>Best bacon I've ever had
It's been 4 years, and I still haven't found this bacon in any store I've visited. Nor can I find it online.

>>17591269
>>17591392
I fucking HATE zoomers. Jesus fucking christ fuck you and your jewtube celebrities

>>17592696
>Shoenice detected.

How's your channel doing there, sport?

>>17592712
Whatever makes you sleep at night, zoom zoom

>>17592736
skipp62able isn't zoomer, and shoenice is based
t. non zoomer

>>17592712
>>17592762
nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about, zoomer

>>17592762
I have literally no clue what you're talking about. Youtubers should be banned from using the internet

>>17592774
Being aggressively out of touch doesn't make you cool, anon.
Anyone who uses this board regularly knows those two Youtubers even if he doesn't watch them.

>>17590215
>t.Kevin

>>17585779
Me

>>17592806
Don't care about looking cool to the eyes of complete strangers on an anonymous board, sorry bud. As I said, I just strongly dislike the whole youtubers system and the braindead cunts like you who worship a guy who eats food in front of a camera and then pukes, or a complete stranger who shouts while recording himself playing videogames you don't even own. I fear for the future of this society

>>17587894
Why would anyone want to eat a sponge?

>>17592806
Don’t be retarded. I haven’t heard of either of those, and I’ve used this board regularly for a depressingly long time.

>>17592218
hurr durr the best fast food breakfast 30 years ago but they took it away
kys

>>17585779

>>17592964
I think he just needs to be reassured that everyone on this board knows his youtube icons, so he can feel conformed to a braindamaged, brainwashed mass of consumers. Typical zoomer's herd mentality, sheep who think the same, dress the same, do the same etcetera. It's all just very sad.

>>17588212
The FDA? It would have been the liquor board of your city/state who shut the poor bastards down

>>17592326
What made it so special?

>>17592995
>but they took it away
It's not a conspiracy, anon. Hardee's was just overall shit at the time. Breakfast was really the only reason to go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AeGgUae3WI

OG Dr pepper

>>17592696
>L.A Beast
>zoomer
lmao

>>17593385
You're absolutely right. Hardees biscuits and gravy were so good, their current biscuits and gravy doesnt hold a candle to the old one. Tastes ultra processed, even the biscuits.

>>17591956
Fuck, are you me. Shit was my fuel.

>>17588212
>making and serving untaxed spirits
>in a fucking restaurant
>which is also going to be legally subject to additional regs due to holding a liquor license
Holy fuck that’s a crazy level of stupid.

>>17585767

My local gas station used to have the BEST roller food. Yeah I know it's not healthy or gourmet or whatever weapons-grade faggotry you guys will bitch about, but they had these southwest chicken eggroll things that were outstanding

They changed vendors before the Wuhan Wheeze fucked everything up and it has never been the same.

>>17594861
>Tastes ultra processed, even the biscuits.
They taste the same to me now as they always have. But like anything else, it varies by location.

>>17586270
Yes he's just retarded

>>17594940
>Yeah I know it's not healthy or gourmet or whatever weapons-grade faggotry you guys will bitch about
Suck by balls, faggot. Don’t group me in with the resident schizo retards.
I love me some spinning food.
But my favorite will always be the “classic” rollerdog; glistening, looking almost like it’s sweating a bit, with that slightly leathery-looking patina which gives the perfect amount of resistance when you bite into it.
Aged to fucking perfection. You can’t rush that shit. Only the slow passage of time (and miles of rolling back and forth) can bring forth that magic.
It’s the 30yr single malt of hotdogs.

>>17588069
Holy fuck I remember now

>>17585767
I miss the dizzy grizzlies

>>17588508
Those little graham chocolate bars were so good too fuck

>>17589321
Was it this

>>17592203
I still have some in my fridge. It's almost the same but you're right something is missing

>>17594901
>liquor license
>implying

>>17592939
If only more people went on 4chan and spoke about gas station food they miss, then the world would be a better place.

I never see these things anymore but I used to get them all the time as a kid when I lived in Kentucky. Is it a regional thing that isn’t common elsewhere? I live in Central Indiana and never see them in the store

simple as

>>17594901
Immigrants of dubious origin tend to have a cavalier attitude in regards to the law

>>17595445
canadians, brits, and australians have them, they're just called wagon wheels and not moon pies

>>17595468
Master Chief I will finish the fight

throwback pepsi. When they replaced it with the ‘real sugar’ pepsi, they changed the formula and it no longer tastes the same. Now that throwback dew and dr pepper are dead, I’d add them to that list too

>>17588669
>>17586266
>>17585783
Bob evans sausage and biscuits and gravy are top tier. Packed full of flavor in a way that can't be replicated

for me? It's Cheez-its fiesta flavors. Similar things have been released since, but nothing even comes close to the OG
>>17592203
this and sprite remix

>>17595659
Cheez-it also discontinued their partnership with tobasco, and since then their spicy cheez its taste like shit. The generic hot sauce flavor they replaced it with is completely different

>>17594940
People shit on gas station food too often. Sometimes it deserves it, but not always. Years ago a gas station in my town used to sell what can only be described as a cheesesteak hot pocket. One of the best, cheapest things I ever ate. Fucking Christ. It's ten years gone and I still miss it.

>>17595445
Head east, I've seen them in gas stations in Fort Wayne.

mountain dew blackout, or maybe midnight. had it once as a kid, the pumpkin picking place sold it by the can. it was like if mt dew tried to make a grape fanta

>>17595088
>”bar and grill”
>**”bar”**
Yes, anon, they would have had a liquor license. Restaurants can not serve alcohol without one, and would be fucked almost instantaneously if they tried.

>>17588228
bob evans was using mason jars w/ handles attached as cups for a while. Their dishies never fucking cleaned them out right, and the threads on the mugs always smelled like old ass egg. It was horrible. I did like their sausage though

>>17591998
you're here so something went wrong

>>17595609
>Pepsi Throwback
Shame. I still refuse to buy anything with that retarded "gravitational field" logo. I probably haven't had Pepsi since they killed Throwback.
>>17595659
>>17595670
I haven't seen colby Cheez-its in years. They were great so long as you like colby. Which is apparently me and no one else.

>>17585767
I'm a leaf, so I was perplexed as hell by people's affection for buttermilk biscuits until I tried making my own. All I had tried before were the Popeye's ones, which were basically fucking hardtack.
And then you make your own and they're soft, flaky, buttery, and delicious. Not at all a difficult recipe. And then you learn to make sausage gravy and it's hearty, rich, and salty; perfect poverty food.
I'm a little skeptical of any version of these food products that is produced by a company. I feel like their utility is that they taste good using inexpensive ingredients you already have lying around.

>>17595035
Damn

>>17595445
i have some vanilla and banana ones in my pantry right now

>>17595567
based glowie

>>17596257
Some schizo on /gd/ actually had a really indepth and fascinating breakdown on the curves of the new pepsi logo. I wish I had it saved, but it was mathematically fascinating.

>>17596544
That wasn't the imaginings of a schizo. It was a leaked draft of the brief used to pitch the new logo to Pepsi. It is insane.
https://archive.org/details/breathtaking-design-strategy-pepsi-gravitational-field-arnell-group-august-4-2008/page/n9/mode/2up

>>17594847
He was obviously talking about his audience, you retard. I understand that nobody reads anything anymore and reading comprehension is a chimera, but seriously?

>>17595445
Where in KY? I live in Central KY and I still see them in the occasional gas station.

>>17594847

>>17592736
You're literally virgin at age 30+ and you complain about zoom zooms

>>17596581
>the pepsi ratio

Does anyone live in a place where Big Red ice pops are still sold?

>>17589450
That stuff tasted like gummy bears I loved it

>>17595445
Walmarts in Florida Panhandle sell em

Pepsi halloween cola

>>17588069
FUCK
I miss all the Wonka non-fruity candies
Idk why they got rid of the Wonka chocolates

>>17592806
/ck/ almost has as many normie retards as /gif/, it's entirely possible that they don't know anything
us crossboarders get it tho

>>17591269
>Brad Jones was able to drink an old bottle no problem
>LA Soyboy drinks one and throws up
And yet the latter gets all the credit despite being weak

>>17599052
Seeing someone throw up is more entertaining and attention grabbing than watching someone drink something and not care.

>>17589523
Those types of fries are battered before fried that's how they stay so crispy. They're my favorite kind. The chef probably was buying premade frozen fries and decided to switch to a cheaper bulk brand that wasn't battered.

>>17585767
i work at a gas station in Nebraska and do breakfast, while not a dispenser like your picture i use Chefmate country sausgae gravy out of the big can, put it in a kettle to warm up, then i grab Pillsbury pre-cooked biscuits out of a precooked tray, split them open and slightly toast them before putting it all together.

>>17593385
>Hardee's
>Not missing their fried chicken

>>17595670
These really were the best

>>17589450
Man, I remember this existing for like, a week and then it just disappeared.
I fell in love and was cruelly denied.

>>17592203
I created this, FYI.
Never saw a cent.

>>17589450
>>17590215
>>17592049
>>17592203
>>17595468
>>17595609
>>17598552
It was here for two holiday seasons and then disappeared forever. I want it back.

>>17588069
It's fucking insane that Wonka candy got discontinued. How do you fuck up a slam dunk like that?

>>17587929
Hello fellow Montrealer
And agreed, there are no good shishtaouk of that style left
grillades Torino place is good but different

>>17586902
a gas station near me, i think mobil, actually still a has one of these. jsut tiger blood and blue razmatazz tho, and yeah the tiger blood one is quite good

>>17595445
Are you serious? Idk about the double decker part but moon pies are very much still around. Made in good ole Tennessee, try there next time

>>17595421
>6 logs

>>17595670
yeah, these weren't good because of the hot, they were good because of the twang

>>17586902
I love the lemon ice but agree it's a pure sugar bomb.

>>17585779
this guy

these fellows

>>17603652
>only ate half of breadsticks
>left a few slices of pizza
quitter.

the cookie so rare, even the photos are only thumbnails

Used to be at every store and gas station near me, can’t find it anywhere now. It hurts

The only supermarket near me that carried them stopped last year. Now my only option is to massively overpay for them on Amazon.

>>17600055
how is canned gravy? may be an interesting throw in to my survival food cache

found it once in the supermarket by my house then never saw it again

i miss these so much

>>17604358
>never saw it again
For good reason

>>17585767
when i was in college a roommate's parent gave us some mystery red spice. Shit was fucking amazing on basically anything. Kind of fruity kind of spicy kind of savory... Was too stupid to ask what it was and it's probably my biggest regret in life.

>>17604381
Sumac?

>>17603928
One of my old favorites. Used to drink it growing up. Definitely hard to find. They still sell it at Fresh Market if you have one of those near you. Speaking of old hard to find drinks, they sell Moxie too.

>>17604346
Check Walmart. Looks like the one by me still sells them.

>>17592049
Nobody gave you props, but this was a good post anon

>>17604351
like most canned things, the can leaves a metal taste

>>17604381

>>17595445
Southeastern Ohio here, I see them in stores and gas stations.

>>17605294
That stuff is disgusting and people who put it on fruit should be sent to Siberia.

>>17605277
Actually cans have been lined for decades now, grandad. But I still love you. I’ll give me a sec and I’ll grab you some tapioca pudding from the fridge.

>>17585767

>>17605376
its different when have eaten canned shit all through your life and can tell when something is canned just by the smell, taste, or feel compared to fresh. although the ones it sticks out more on are stuff like cream based gravy or clam chowder, so maybe it's the lactose.

>>17588425
ever tried yohoo?

>>17604346
fuck yes
these are so hard to find in the uk

>>17588277
Live in Central California and we still have these. I love the salted lime flavor

>>17592049
This except with these.
>won a contest, twice
>was around for what felt like a week and then never heard of again
I still miss them so much.

>>17606054
Forgot my damn image.

>>17604346
I live in Canada is these are fucking everywhere. Not a gad station around that doesn't have them, honey mustard, and Buffalo ones. So good.

>>17606066
Except for the ludicrous caloric content

>>17587894
Man I remember there were like bright neon coloured ones that I loved. Those shits were amazing

>>17585767
>>17585779
baste sausage gravy

I used to work at a hospital when i was a poorfag.
The cafeteria only sold sysco shit, but sausage gravy was 50 cents, a biscuit 50 cents, but each sausage patty was $1.50 for some reason, so I learned that if you stack up like 6 sausages and hide them under a scoop of gravy that the cashiers would just take your word for it that it was a biscuit

Halo 3 Game Fuel. Not the energy drink, not that other game fuel they released later, the one from 2008, the Halo 3 one

>>17604346
Had chips from this brand, they are so fucking greasy I felt them for next 2 days

>>17595609
or you could just drink the classic, Coca-Cola. If it's good enough for Santa why do you have to get uppity about it?

>>17595609
remember having this in summer of 2016, and never again, tasted extremely bold and was actually refreshing when cold, IDK what the fuck they did to make this stuff so good, but i want it back

>>17592326
Thick bacon is a swedish classic
The literal translation for it is frypork

>>17606828
>>17598552
>>17595609
>>17595468
>>17595061
>>17592203
>>17592049
>>17590215
>>17589450
experiment with mixing widely available sodas and energy drinks and I guarantee your flavor is in there

If you have seen these in the last 5 years please tell me where. No, I don't want the standard ones with vanilla ice cream and caramel drizzle.

>>17604346
The Synders pretzel bites disappeared from my local groceries for about 4 months and then reappeared at the start of this month. They have different packaging now but still exist.

>>17609309
>No, I don't want the standard ones with vanilla ice cream and caramel drizzle.
I’m pretty sure the standard has a chocolate swirl, not a caramel drizzle (at least in the US), as I buy them from time to time.
But either way, no, I can’t even remember the last time I saw the fully chocolate ones.

>>17589523
These are called Cajun Fries, retards.

>>17602665
It's still around.

>>17586266
I make really good gravy at home. Sausage grease is best, whisk in flower while hot and add milk. Alternate milk and flower additions while spicing with lots of pepper and some salt.
>secret ingredient: cheese

>>17609485
just use whole milk and/or a bit of heavy cream and you don't need cheese

This all day long

>>17609907
So satisfying to peel the wrapper and twist and hear that pop

>>17609425
we don't sign our posts here guys

>>17586310
based qoo(m)

>>17609930
>running a thumbnail under the paper

>>17599052
LAbeast did a good job though because his puking made it seem like crystal pepsi is disgusting which lead to pepsi bringing back crystal pepsi for a bit

>>17609907
I still see Mystic sold in Southern convenience stores

>>17585779
Kiss my grits, yankee.