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If you could have a chef make you a custom dinner for two of your choosing 5 days a week for a year but you must purchase all ingredients, OR, $350 of butcherbox + veggies delivered every month for free, for 1 year, which would you choose?

>> No.17581141

>>17581131
>$350 of butcherbox + veggies delivered every month for free,
I guess I'd pick that because I'm a good chef and I can sell the excess.

>> No.17581143

>>17581131
the chef, but i want him to clean up after himself and i don't want him to talk to me or look at me.

>> No.17581145

>>17581131
I like cooking I'd take the $350
I'm pretty poggers at it

>> No.17581238

>>17581131
I don't get why people come to this board if they don't like cooking. Of course I'll take the free food.

>> No.17581380

>>17581238
To talk about Food & Sna/ck/ing like what the board was made for. What else?

>> No.17581421

>>17581131
Cool shill you faggot. Any other new services you'd like to mention?

>> No.17581599

>>17581131
imagine simping for some bloated retarded bitch

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17581655

>>17581143
What would you make him cook for you?

Personally I'd go for labor intensive dishes that nonetheless take only basic ingredients like hand made potato dumplings.

Or better yet, a cheese platter with no less than 8 types of cheese. I'll provide him with the milk.

>> No.17582024

>>17581599
She's not bloated or retarded. She made a mistake. I wish I could have saved her.

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17582037

>>17581131
Who is this woman?!!

>> No.17583264

>>17582037
She’s the fraud CEO

>> No.17583271

Box

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17583289

>>17581131
The chef, my menu would include:
>pie made with my poopoo
>hand-kneaded peepee infused souffle
>chocolate chip and my cum cookies
Then when he's done I'll go get McDonalds

>> No.17583299

>>17581131
I'd take the money (the second option) because I would like to keep cooking.

>> No.17583305

>>17582037
Convinced an awful lot of people that it was more efficient/profitable to have a medical laboratory in every patient's house rather just just sending everyone's samples to a central lab. As a doctor I'm astonished that anyone bought it.

>> No.17583329

The free food is worth $4200. That's a huge amount of money over a yearly budget unless you're well into 6 figures.

>> No.17583330

>>17583305
>it was more efficient/profitable to have a medical laboratory in every patient's house rather just just sending everyone's samples to a central lab
Well, it isn't that obvious what kinds of things should be centralized and what kinds of things decentralized. What she was promising wasn't a medical laboratory at home, but a leap in technology that would make decentralization practical. A very big promise without a whole lot of evidence to back it up, as eventually even the suckers

>> No.17583356

>>17583305
>go to GP
>tell him your symptoms
>he searches a database and reads out what it brings back
>"That'll be half your life savings plus tip"
Yeah, pretty sure I could have done that at home with this thing called the world wide web.

>> No.17583361

>>17583305
>convinced
She gave a mean blowjob and had a good Pussy anon.

>> No.17584741

>>17581143
>and i don't want him to talk to me or look at me.
Undeniably based.