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Anonymous Sun Mar 20 11:37:17 2022 No.17579783 [DELETED]

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>go to hipster restaurant
>order ribeye
>server brings ribeye out on a platter
>there's a brick on the platter next to the steak for some reason
>slices it up into small cubes in front of me
>places brick on table
>dumps sliced up steak chunks on brick
>ask for plate
>guy is actually cool about it
>goes to the back
>comes back out with a plate
>puts plate on table
>pulls out hammer and holds it intently over plate for about a minute with one eye closed
>strikes plate and shatters it
>sprinkles plate bits all over my bricksteak
>"enjoy your meal sir, let me know if you need anything else"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 11:39:08 2022 No.17579787 I'm gay, btw. Idk if that matters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 11:39:14 2022 No.17579788 File: 1.99 MB, 332x215, laugh-nicholas-cage.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How was the steak?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 11:40:05 2022 No.17579790 >>17579788 It was okay

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 11:40:40 2022 No.17579795 >frogposter >dumb like clockwork

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 11:42:03 2022 No.17579800 >>17579790 How was the plate?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 11:42:58 2022 No.17579803 >>17579783 too bad he didn't strike the top of your head with the hammer instead of the plate

Anonymous Sun Mar 20 16:18:55 2022 No.17580891

>>17579783
Isn't this a health code violation because of LITERAL SHARDS OF GLASS IN YOUR FOOD?
How did they expect you to eat that?
>>17579790
How did you even consider swallowing BROKEN GLASS anon? what the hell.

>>17579795
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>>17579425
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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 16:20:10 2022 No.17580901 >>17580891 nah more like faggot hating poster detected

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 16:26:38 2022 No.17580939 >>17580891 I was hungry

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 16:31:00 2022 No.17580958 File: 215 KB, 819x685, e7f92917d4b2845fab3d9d9cbdeb17f5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17580891 stay in /x/, schizo

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 16:31:13 2022 No.17580962 >that'll be $100.99 plus tip sir

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 16:38:08 2022 No.17580984 >>17580891 Based I'm noticing that spam lately too

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 20 16:49:25 2022 No.17581047 >>17580984 Sounds like you need to get a life and stop noticing things here.

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