/ck/ - Food & Cooking

hot mom

>>17546690
why is the woman eating something different

>>17546690
>fish slices bigger than the rice
>massive frozen surimi brick
The chef is obviously murican.

>>17546696
she got that pad thai cause she's half chinese and doesn't eat japanese food

more for me idc

>>17546690
What is in the bottom right that looks like corn bread?

>>17546736
wait why is your mom half chinese

>>17546771
thats the tempura my man
>>17546778
she aint my mom

>>17546783
taking your older mommy gf to sushi then I see. nice. a little old fashioned which appeals to the older crowd. very thoughtful.

>>17546783
>thats the tempura my man
Thanks, I usually associate tempura with shrimp, but that just looked like a biscuit.

>>17546792
nothing wrong with a little sush. a sush sesh if you will.

>>17546792
lmao shes only 29 no kids yet so still young

>>17546690
7.5

>>17546839
Hmmmmmmmm

>>17546839
bro

>>17546690
>this shit SLAPS

>>17546690
>frozen fish
wew

>>17546839

>29
>still young
>woman

uh oh

>>17546839
>>17547049
>>17547507
The heat of middle-age degrades her eggs.

>>17547507
my moms had me at 30 and i came out fine its no big deal

i fuck her no condom all the time, never gets pregnant anyways, oh well

>>17547694
>i fuck her no condom all the time, never gets pregnant anyways, oh well
Should we tell him?

>>17546736

If she's half Chinese why she got blonde hair?

>>17547970
its dyed cuz

>>17546690
>One of them is literally just a stick of imitation crab
>Mom is half chinese so she doesn't eat Japanese food
>Restaurant sells spring rolls and fried rice too

Grade A troll post

>>17547975

She died? Wtf you kill her for?

>>17547985
no nuggies?
no livies...

She’s got no head.

>>17547694
>and i came out fine
Yeah, uhh.... yeah...

>>17548103
siri how does a woman's age affect the probability of autism

>>17547985
nah her hair is bleached man, she spends a lot of money on that stuff

same with her handbags LMAO

>>17546690
0/10

This used to be my home board and now I can't stand it.

>>17546778
yes and luckily for me it's her bottom half ;)

This sushi is terrible, you're better off eating cat food. Hope you choke on a nigiri.

>>17547975
It takes forever to make black hair blonde. It goes orange and after six to eight months of heavy abuse with bleach it finally comes out blonde. She must have had a much better reason than "cuz."

>>17548395
he means "cousin" you nincompoop

>>17548402
I'm not his cousin, bro.

>>17546690

>>17546690
how you talkin' like some zoom zoom niggot sayin SLAPS while banging some old lady? get real *sushi*

the sushi plate looks bad, what kind of sushi place sells thai food? wtf BRUH

>>17546690
It looks indistinguishable from every local dive sushi place near me. Know why? It's because they all buy the same ingredients from the same warehouse supplier. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but your """""""fresh""""""" sushi ain't as fresh as you might think.

>>17547970
east asians hate themselves

>>17546690
I’d rather eat at Red Lobster

>>17546690
I'd have taken the pad thai instead, it's a thousand times better than raw fish

>>17549084
we actually went to red lobster after the sushi was really not filling at all

>>17548498
nah senpai this is the BEST sushi in town and i live in florida

this place is like 1 mile from the ocean thats how u know its fresh af


just woke up too and i see you haters are still in my thread, brazy shit

>>17546690
It looks like shit, and so does your bulls girlfriends meal.

>>17546690
Anybody who says SLAPS is a redditor and opinion is disregarded.

post more of the whore

>>17546690
Why do you talk like a chimp?