/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It's not that they don't care abiut a man cooking it's just they don't care about YOU

>>17541465
Dude why do you keep spamming the catalog with tranny shit?

>>17541465
wtf are you talking about, women are lazy and heavily appreciate a man that will pick up their end of the housework.

>>17541465
Fuck off, freak

>>17541470
Then why do they want to hang out so often? Just not have dinner or cake. Or talk about cooking.
On dates and when texting, cooking is a boring topic compared to others apparently.

>>17541472
Eat shit with your awful fetish you keep shoving everywhere

>>17541472
It's just been recently too what the hell man

So many threads start fine but have an anime girl then turn into gay erping

>>17541767
Hello, I'm one of those men.

See, unlike the skinhead untouchables who inhabit this site, I grew up and became a normal human being with healthy relationships and a good career.

I don't have a problem with gay people.
I don't have a problem with brown people.
I don't have a problem with Muslims.
I don't have a problem with Jews.
I kinda sorta respect the holyfuckinghell out of modern women.

In other words, I'm not a pea brained toddler repeating history as farce with an orange fucktard who puts children into LITERAL concentration camps.

I'm not pissing my pants scared at the idea of women having more voices, more votes, and - GASP - more control over worldly affairs.

I'm not cucked to the cruel, nonsensical, evil ideas cooked up by shitty white men a hundred fucking years ago, or the shitty sexist morals all but beaten into us by our shitty fucking forefathers.

I'm free of toxic masculinity. Fuck yes, you will be hearing that phrase a whole fucking lot over the next ten years, and it will become law.

So suck my asshole, you fucking cowards. Go real deep and suck like I know you secretly want to.

Fascism is so fucking dead after 2020 you won't even be able to smell its oozing corpse.

Your world is thrashing around on its deathbed as we speak.

It's gone for fucking forever as soon as the rotten Cheetoh is gone.

Here, have a look inside my crystal ball.

I see a whole fucking lot of bold, pissed off, beautiful women tap dancing on your skull for the HELL you inflicted on them the past four years.

And men like me will be right there at their sides just laughing. Mocking. Drowning you in heaps upon heaps of your own shitty shit.

>>17541787
>I'm one of those men.
Which ones?

>>17541767
Sounds like you're trying to chat up dumb thots with zero life skills. Food is such a fundamental part of life, I can't imagine how anyone could be impartial to it.

>>17541465
Undeniable truth below:

Cooking/baking really is not hard. Even room temp IQs can follow a list of directions. Preparing food is furthermore a low effort step towards positioning yourself for the stay at home mother grift. It's a job interview to be hired by your partner

If your partner cooks and cleans on his own, your comparative value is lower, you would have to seek higher effort signaling to get hired as a housewife.

>>17541465
because they dont care about things being well made so long as they get their shitty overly sweet foods, thats why women without men cant cook

>>17541847
i wish i could impress women like this by cooking
i want to be valued and pegged for my baklava making skills

>>17541875
>ywnbaSAHF
Even for women, the grift is largely over. I don't blame them for trying, it's a sweet gig. I sure as hell am not going to deprive myself of one of life's few remaining pleasures at the cost of a huge chunk of household income.

>>17541875
The other side of the coin is, if you are willing to buy a housewife out of her existing career, you can land someone that would otherwise be outside of your league.

The modern career woman exists in a few fields, but everyone still would love to be a houseNEET, assuming your partner can afford it

>>17541875
OP here, Serb as well. Maybe women here just can't appreciate it.

>>17541465
She'll care if you cook her something and it actually turns out to be good. I bet she assumes you're full of shit like most people are. I've lost count of how many people told me that they're good cooks and the food they cooked ended up being terrible (I still ate it out of politeness).

>>17541885
>ywnbaSAHF
you will never be a... what?

>>17541470
This.

>>17541465
where do you live? women love a cooking guy

>>17542069
stay at home father

>>17541800
Probably a gay, a trannie would rather die that admit to being male.

>>17541990
Would be cool if she wanted to try it

>>17542110
>>17541972

>>17541787
reddit spacing