/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17535961
nobody knows what that is.

>>17535968
Are you retarded?

>>17535973
he's right tho

>>17535977
no he's not

>>17535961
The chicken is pretty good. The rest are pinoy sweetened and sugary trash

>>17535984
I accept your concession

>>17535987
There are 1,500 Jollibee locations worldwide. They exist in the US, Canada, UK and others.

>>17535961
They finally opened one of these near me, but I looked the menu up online and they only have like 5 different products which all look like garbage:
>fried chicken
>fried chicken on a sad-looking bun
>burger on a sad-looking bun
>ketchup spaghetti
>some noodles/shrimp/boiled egg sloppa
I kinda wanna try it just for a laugh, but I genuinely don't find anything appealing.

>>17536021
I would at least try it. You're lucky you have a location near you.

>>17536005
>1,500 worldwide
and you expect me to know some tiny little local pop-up?

>>17536021
Filipino-fag here
The fried chicken is really good
Chicken sandwich sucks
The burger's texture is different than a regular burger. It's bretty good with the pineapple/
Spaghetti is meh.
Palabok, the yellow noodles, is lame.

Just get the fried chicken and gravy.

>>17536025
>>17536034
I'll see if I'm feeling up to it later. They don't open for another couple hours. I'm tempted to get the spaghetti just for how hilarious it looks.

I like their chicken + gravy and their palabok (vermicelli + pork + egg + shrimp + shrimp paste). Their fries are bad and their spaghetti is an abomination. Deserts are decent but nothing to write home about.

>>17535961
chicken
gravy
peach mango pie
simple as

JOLLIBEE™

>>17535968
You new ? Enojy your stay on /ck/ but lurk more before posting.

>>17535961
shitty fries, burgers, pasta, and sundaes. otherwise the other stuff are okay

It's good only because of their black magic ritual that involves mixing virgin menstrual blood into the batter

>>17536068
The spaghetti and hotdogs look (disgusting) like an American invention. We sure this place is Philipino?

>>17536165
You don't know a whole lot about the Philippines, do you...?

>>17536068
they suck at advertising

>>17536005
which makes it weirder that nobody knows

>>17536169
I tend not to think about subhumans

>>17535968
>>17536183
newfags

>>17536068
>$43
what the absolute fuck

>>17536319
>t. Jollibee marketing manager

>>17536321
I know, it's crazy cheap.

>>17535961
>>17536025
>head downtown to check it out
>there's a line that's a block long
>"okay, fuck it. might be worth it."
>get in line
>little 5'nothing rent-a-cop walks up to me
>"excuse me, sir, but the line starts over there."
>points vaguely off into the distance
>"over where?"
>"just keep heading that way."
>the line is over 3 BLOCKS LONG
Ahahah, I may have no life, but even that is too much for me to wait for fast food. Maybe the hype will die down next month.

The mascot is scary.

>>17536334
Huh. I'd buy that for a dollar.

JOLLIBEE™

>>17536068
what the fuck is a vanilla cup?

>>17535961
Emmy likes it

>>17537211
>Rapey-bee

>>17537396
so ugly

>>17537400

>>17537415

>>17536334
How much does a cheap bed cost over there?

>>17537423

the chicken's good. If you're into sweet shit then you'd prolly like their weird ass spaghetti (yes, they actually add sugar and condensed milk in their spaghetti)

>>17536005
Recently opened up in Liverpool. The chicken is pretty good though I’ve not tried the rest

>>17537183
>Maybe the hype will die down next month
it will never die down as long as the flip diaspora exists

>>17537423
May you lick all the windows, retard

>>17537548
Is this some ancient chinese curse?

>>17536068
Is this the price for "pinoy" food?

>>17537543
I don't get. I'd assume the average Filipino would be averse to standing in a 2 hour lineup. There was a McDonalds with zero customers at lunch just two doors away.

>>17537391
its their vanilla sundae

>>17537757
Flips just prefer Jollibee over Mcdonalds for some reason.

>>17536188
Flips are basically muttified islanders
we really put the pozz to their culture

>>17536034
>The fried chicken is really good
>Chicken sandwich sucks
how is this possible?

>>17537530
I had a equality hire who was fillapeno when working for Texas, he made spaghetti??? and it was disgusting food that even a food stamp would reject.

>>17535987
Concession stands are much better than Lollibee

>>17537562
Nope, it's made in Japan.

>>17535961
The mascott is really that good. The food looks underwhelming.

>>17537779
>for some reason
Flips are the scourge of the earth, and I'm married to a Viet.

>>17536068
why is it so fucking expensive

>>17537851
i agree they truly are the india of asians especially the women.

The best thing I ever got at a Jollibee was this shiny in the parking lot while choking down the sugar spaghetti.

I want a giant female worker Jollibee© to sting me in the ass with her modified ovipositor stinger. After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum, I'll watch her pull away, shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract, made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hot dog meat sauce, separates from her body along with the stinger, which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter. She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy™ wings furiously, showering the area with stale grease, as she tries to fly back to the hive, but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep, and she flops down on the ground, hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore. I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun, and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out.

>>17536034
How do I get a filipino wife?

>>17535961
>be me
>fucking hungry in Milano
>somehow I come across the only Jollibee in the fucking continent without ever hearing about it
>wife hates this kind of food but really wants to see the place she saw in travel vlogs
>head inside
>there are about 200 people inside
>we are the only whites, there were more asians inside than I've ever seen in Italy at all probably
>look around what they're eating
>chose some chicken legs with fries and gravy
>it's acually decent, kinda like homecooked food
I still prefer KFC but it was fine

>>17539597
Be a wealthy white man and they will come to you

>>17535961
Nope.
/thread.

>>17535961
I like the spicy chicken. that's hands down the best offering they've got

If you're a whitoid trying out Jollibee for the first time, a failproof order would be:
>Chickenjoy with Rice
>Fiesta Noodles/Palabok
>Peach Mango Pie
Fries is exactly like McDonald's, the hotdogs are pretty mid, burger is technically a salisbury steak, and spaghetti would be too daunting unless you're a flyover American.

>>17536165
Jollibee is basically what Filipinos think American food is.

>>17539597
Be a white man.

>>17537831
It’s a weird difference, but then again, I’ve only tried the spicy chicken sandwich. The pickles and sauce make you wish that you had something from Popeyes

JOLLIBEE™

>>17537211
Hes cute

>>17535961
JUNK Food , any junk food is bad

>>17540580
How's the chicken sandwich?

>>17535961
one of these just opened up near me, I'll be trying their pagpag sometime this week

>>17539597
$2.99

>>17535961
The most powerful chain on earth.

>>17535961
enjoy your sugary spaghetti for 3 year olds

>>17535961
the chicken with gravy is great, everything else is flip sloppa shit, emphasize on the shit

>>17535961
flips are subhuman and their food is garbage.

>>17535968
This. What the fuck is a jollibee

>>17544632
A happy bee

>>17535961
For me, it's egg waffles

Emmy likes it, and she cooks retarded mod

>>17537476
herrro, shittty wok may i take yo order preeease

>that good
The only people I've ever EVER seen praise this slop are Phlips who are only happy to eat something that isn't hot bananas and rice for the fifth time this week.