/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>splitting before boiling
welp, there goes $30 worth of seafood. better call pizza hut.

2lbs mussels, scrubbed, discard any that are open. This is the most time consuming step. 2lbs is a little overkill for two people but I like mussels

Garlic and thyme, I chopped it and crushed it in the pestle a bit

Put some garlic/thyme in your split lobster tails as well as some butter. Preheat the oven to 400

>>17532147
Who said anything about boiling?

About half a jar of pickle juice in the pot. Make sure its dill.

I didn’t take as many photos as I thought.

Saute garlic/thyme in butter for a minute. Add a cup of white wine and bring to a boil. Drop the musses in and cover, they will cook for 10-15 minutes.

Pop the lobster in the oven. It will also cook 10-15 minutes. Start boiling your pasta water, add the pasta 10 minutes out

I chopped up some olives and sun dried tomatoes for the pasta sauce which is very loosely similar to puttanesca

>>17532171
Ew

>>17532142
>lobster
Are you black?

Well I’ll just skip to the end since I didn’t take more pics. I didn’t put effort into being photogenic but everything was delicious and you certainly could make it pretty with minimal effort

Lobster
>2 tails split
>topped with butter, garlic, thyme
>in oven at 400 for 12-15 min until shells are red and meat cooked, careful not to overcook

Mussels
>PEI mussels, scrubbed
>garlic, butter, thyme, 1 cup white wine
>cook covered on stove for 8-12 minutes until all are opened, discard those that don’t open when cooking

Pasta sauce
>chopped olives, sun dried tomato, olive oil, pepper, garlic, little bit of salt
>small can of crushed tomato or tomato sauce
>add cooking liquid from mussels to taste
>top with fresh parsley or some other garnish

I was following along at home and my pasta sauce tastes like pickles wtf

>>17532213
did you get that snizz

>>17532213
>no vegetables
Yep definitely black. Or white, it's the same thing.

>>17532237
What did you expect
All amerifats have a little soot in the blood

>>17532242
I can't argue with that

>>17532213
Red pepper flakes too in the mussels and pasta

>>17532213
Well thats horrible. The lobster seems dry, the spaghetti is a pointless addition and doesnt belong here, and the mussels would be better eaten by themselves. Overall your dish looks like something they put a picture of on the menu in a south european tourist town to amaze all the north european tourists.

>>17532213
ewww, I wouldn't put out for that plate of garbage

>>17532213
Why are you giving the love of your life food poisoning

>>17532442
>food poisoning
How

>>17532142
whynot the whole lobster?

>>17532544
>How
Eating sea bugs

>>17532213
Ignore the rest of these retards, looks great.

>>17532213
Seconding that you did a good job, looks awesome

>>17532142
>>17532154
>>17532159
>>17532171
>>17532181
>>17532213
Absolutely fucking disgusting

For real. No one on this board can actually cook

>>17532142
Why did you butcher those poor lobsters before cooking them anon ?

>>17532159
garlic on a date night...

>>17532142
>frozen lobster tails
>>17532181
>in the oven
>>17532213
>looks like shit
surprise

>>17532715
>No one on this board can actually cook
rate my sloppa tho

>>17532213
my neovagina just dried up like the kalahari

>op gets shit on for an average lookinh meal while anons post literal blacked porn
Yeah this place is a fucking shithole

>>17532841
ops meal pic is on the level of bestiality

>>17532142
Just by the picture I can tell the lobster on the right was a sodomite enjoy your sea bug aids

>>17532213
shellfish is fucking disgusting

>>17532242
Not op, and not true. I am literally 0% african. My last African ancestor was when my ancestors gtfo of Africa and into Eurasia.
Pure anglo lad btw, only have a few germanic/french/nord rape babies in my distant family tree. Also, I have more neanderthal dna than like 95% of people...

I have noticed that Brits don’t exactly get a ton of veggies either.

>>17532213
OP this thread is full of jack and fast food schizos. You had lobster and mussels and did justice to them by keeping it simple. Good job

>>17532259
sauce me daddy

>>17532213
not bad. you're supposed to dig under the sides of the slit you make in the tail and pull the raw meat on top of the shell - that's what you see in most pictures. it shouldn't be on that plate too, little shards of shell can crack off into the noodles and that's no fun.

it looks good though. might actually go out right now and do the same thing you did here.

>>17532142
nice

>frozen lobster in the oven for 12 minutes
what the fuck why lol

>>17532213
You took what are valuable ingredients and reduced them to garbage with your shit cooking. If I was your date, I would immediately leave you.

>>17533728
It wasn’t frozen throughout it was just a little residual ice outside

>>17533402
>>17532596
>>17532574
Ty anons I wasn’t promising anything fancy, it tastes good and is very easy, and bitches love seafood

This pic looks a little nicer I guess

>>17533405
Favi Fashey, pretty sure she only did the one video. Yeah yeah "she". Watch her getting spit roasted, if you aren't turned on by it, news flash U R GAY.

Also food and cooking

>>17532213
JESUS CHRIST THAT LOBSTER IS OVERCOOKED enjoy rubber what the fuck were you thinking

>>17533866
run to the store, get some ingredients. add a bit of pepper, pinch of salt and olive oil to pasta, garlic powder and pepper on the lobster.
>>17534141
gracias papi

>>17532142
And it is gonna finish with a whale tail split down the middle

plate it all out. rip the lobby out of the tail and eat it like a damn man.
quickly toss the pasta in the leftover white wine garlic sauce from the oysters.
add a little cheese.
plate the noodles and arrange the mussels.

>>17534243
and let the haters simmer. i had to make this snappy, got some halo 3 to wrap up tonight with me bro.

>>17533866
If it still has ice on the outside it's definitely frozen inside.

>>17533391
>when my ancestors gtfo of Africa
If you still believe the out of Africa bullshit you're as good as African.

>>17532142
Why buy just the tails when you miss the satisfaction of boiling the thing alive. Lobster is not even that good, but throwing that bug in the pot makes it worth it.

>>17534419
>boiling lobster
Why do people still fall for this meme?

People are going to talk MAD SHIT, but that dinner will impress 90% of bitches

>>17534141
>if you don't get aroused watching 3 men have sex you're gay

>>17534428
>will impress 90% of bitches i hang out with
ftfy

>>17534428
It really depends on how poor the bitches you know are

>>17534450
>>17534543
These days so many bitches just order grubhub that just knowing how to turn on a stove will impress them

>>17534552
Again that depends on the bitches you hang out with. Personally I have no use for city women.

>>17534552
not everyone lives in america