/ck/ - Food & Cooking

If I have to many eggs I make my wife eat them.

>local eggs cost almost exactly10 cents a piece
>taking up freezer space
The fuck?

i've literally never seen rotten egg in my life

>>17525930
You don't want to

Eggs last for a long enough time that it isnt an issue
Maybe buy less eggs instead if you cant go through them

>>17525920
mr fatcat moneybags over here

>>17525856
https://homesteadingfamily.com/preserved-eggs-water-glassing-eggs-for-long-term-storage
Alright. Fine.
Here.

>>17525903
why are you doing this?

i have literally never had eggs go bad on me. how many eggs are you buying. how few eggs do you eat. let me into your world

>>17525930
I saw rotten eggs in my dream today, I opened the fridge there were 2 eggs in a plastic container, one had a sort of toothpick sized hole in it that had leaked a dark brown liquid out of it. I have never seen a rotten egg irl

But can you microwave them in the tray?

>>17526239
Some people freak out when the sell by date hits and throw everything away even if it's still fine. I like to just smell stuff and if it's not horrible smelling I eat it

>>17525856
Why not just buy freeze-dried eggs?

I keep my eggs in my rice bag.

>>17526239
Coincidence? I think not. God was trying to help you. You have a pal watching over you

>>17526330
Coincidence? I think not. God was trying to help you. You have a pal watching over you

>>17526666
This lie was brought to you by Giga Satan.

>>17526666
I even got the devil digits, if you needed further proof.

Why would a chicken farmer need to buy eggs in bulk?

>>17525856
>"sweetheart, I'm going to fry some eggs for us"
>"u-uhh, you got to d-defrost them..."

>>17526692
Just poach them. From freezer to table in minutes.

>>17526699
And what if I want them fried and not poached?

>>17526703
Thaw them overnight.

>>17526440
It is amazing how many people don't realise best before dates are horseshit. They're a ballpark figure at best.
Sight, smell and touch are what you use to accurately gauge.
Some people just content to waste food and burn money.

>>17526440
I can't smell. Just the other day I was standing in an urine soaked stairwell(this is not an unusual occurence either) and I had no idea it was a urine soaked stairwell. When I left the cop told me it was a urine soaked stairwell and I literally had no idea.

Are there any non-smell indicators an egg has gone bad? Like a color or consistency change I can watch out for or something? I can't smell either. Its a nerve thing no matter how hard I sniff I get nothing. I've been throwing out my eggs by a week past the best by date just to be safe.

>>17526901
Put them in water. If they float they are bad. It's rare to crack open a rotten egg.

>>17526922
Thanks I had no idea this was a thing

>>17526929

Only girls freeze their eggs.

Are these safe to eat? I ate 2 couple days ago.

>>17526981
Good luck selling them by July 25th with two missing.

>>17526981
How did they taste?

>>17526236

>>17526934
Hilarious. Posting the images in reverse to get people to eat bad eggs.
Really funny my guy hahahaha.

>>17526239
I'm fasting for lent so no meat/eggs/dairy. I thought of freezing mine because I bought a whole carton the tuesday before but I just threw them out.

I freeze my eggs as well, I bought a new freezer so I can store them in bulk

>>17525856
Eggs last months in the fridge.

If you freeze the chickens first it saves time.

>>17525856
food hack: you can freeze the egg whole, and if you need to separate the whites from the yolk, you can hit the frozen egg with a hammer, and the white will crumble away keeping the yolk intact.

>>17525930
>>17525856
ive had 3 month old eggs that passed the float test and they tasted fine

eggs go real well with a tasty Mug Root Beer
>>17525379

>>17526773
>I can't smell. Just the other day I was standing in an urine soaked stairwell(this is not an unusual occurence either) and I had no idea it was a urine soaked stairwell. When I left the cop told me it was a urine soaked stairwell and I literally had no idea.
This is the best cover. I bet the cop didnt even suspect you of soaking the urine soaked stairwell you slick devil

>>17526981
Assuming you already ate some and you're completely fine a couple days later, that would probably mean yes.

>>17527961
muggin based

>>17525856
> Gets explosive diahrrea from food poisoning