/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17515591
>be me
>delivering to someone in a hotel
>knock on the door
"who is it?"
>pizza
>door opens
>they take the pizza
>door next to it opens
>emaciated 5'0 woman, 60, 70 pounds, in her 50s, holding an unlit cigarette
"who are you? pizza? papa johns"
"you got a menu?"
>"we don't carry menus"
"you got a number"
>"uhh"
"alright, i'll look it up"
"i want you to deliver it"
"what's your name?"
>"anon"
"i'll tell them to send you"
"haha, i'm just kidding"
"i'll get them to send you"
>"o-okay"
>i start walking down the hall
>realize the stairs are the other way
>do a 360 and get the fuck outta there
>she sees the whole thing
she looked like some sorta addict, i never delivered her pizza, bros, i hope she ate

>>17515591
>another fast food thread

>>17515716
pizza aint fast food, it takes 30 minutes

>>17515632
She thought you were cute you stupid teenager

>>17516004
what was i supossed to do? fuck her? age higher than her weight and I"M supposed to insert my 4 incher in her shrew on COMPANY TIME?

>>17515632
>delivering to motel across the street from my dominos
>woman in scantily clad clothing opens the door
>asks me to come in (maybe to set the pizza down, i don't remember)
>i'm sketched out so i refuse
>"it's not like i'm going to rape you or something"
>get my money and leave

>be me, 18
>deliver pizza to a regular neighborhood
>get there, people in garage on 100 degree plus day
>three adults, two smoking out of a pipe and one watching two toddlers
>deliver pizza on autopilot, get offered hit of bowl
>hit bowl, tastes bitter; not like weed or anything else I recognize
>get back to truck 30 secs later, start tripping the fuck out
>visual distances get all fucked up, things far away seem extremely close
>end of the street maybe 125 yards ahead seemed like it was 5 feet away; complete eagle vision
>lasts five minutes; feel extremely hungover afterwards, slog through rest of day

>>17516096
based, you passed the self respect test
reminds me of something else
>deliver to a man in a hotel
>note on order to call when i arrive
>i do
>"i'm at the door"
"oh, i didn't even hear you knock"
>"you said to call"
>he opens the door
"come on in"
>i do without thinking
>he closes the door
>i set the pizzas down
>he pays me
>i leave
i was more frightened after i had left than i was in the moment

r8, h8 & dial8

>>17516126
You did a hit of salvia anon

>>17516081
Yes

>>17515591
>biggest tip?
yeah, just make some pizza dough

>>17516081
What I realized too late is that I needed to fuck at every opportunity because every girl has something new to teach you so you'll be a satisfactory lover when you meet the one.

>>17516202
Why would he keep the door open retard?

>>17516096
>>"it's not like i'm going to rape you or something"
"well what's the point of me even coming in then?"

>>17517394
why wouldn't he just take the pizza at the door?