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17509907 No.17509907 [Reply] [Original]

>"a man at table 6 wants an eggless omelette"
what would you serve?

>> No.17509925

the shell

>> No.17509951

omelettelets piss me off

>> No.17509957

a burnt puddle of milk with mushrooms and cheese

>> No.17509965

no offmenu orders

>> No.17509970

>>17509907
Empty plate.

>> No.17509973

jizz

>> No.17509999

Shame it didn't get a second series.

>> No.17510015

>>17509999
what's the show?

>> No.17510020

>>17510015
Whites

>> No.17510030

>>17509907
Nothing and I scream at the waitress for being retarded enough to accept that order

>> No.17510062

>>17510030
Better spank her later just to make sure you drive the point home.

>> No.17510070

>>17509907
a slap to their face

>> No.17510094

>>17509925
shell's part of the egg, anon.

the correct answer is melted butter.

>> No.17510121
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>> No.17510127

>>17509965
>>17509970
Only correct answers.

>>17510121
This is also acceptable

>> No.17510167

>>17510121
filename suggests that you had that picture ready for the occasion

>> No.17510173
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17510173

>>17509907

>> No.17510229

>>17510167
Maybe he hacked the file to change its name.

>> No.17510239

>>17510020
cheers, remember it being on TV years ago

>> No.17510242
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>>17510173
>JUST
this cant be real

>> No.17510252

>>17509907
Shit on a plate with a note saying "yesterday I ate broccoli".

>> No.17510309

Knowing how retarded customers are they probably meant egg whites

>> No.17511772

>>17510173
JU
ST

DO
NT

>> No.17511932

>>17509951
Why? They're the best egg variation.

>> No.17512315

Someone else.

>> No.17512317

>>17509907
>what would you serve?
fry up some omelette fruits/veggies in a skillet in some butter. It would still be delicious.

>> No.17512319

>>17509965
>T. Reheats what the prep cooks make and calls himself a chef

>> No.17512320

>>17510020
racist

>> No.17512356

>>17510173
JU
ST
fuckmyshitupfamalam

>> No.17512359

>>17510242
o hai newfriend

>> No.17512364
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>>17512317
>omelette fruits

>> No.17512365
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>>17509907
Justice.

>> No.17512366

>>17512364
tomatoes and peppers aren't seed-bearing fruit anymore?

>> No.17512371

>>17512366
you're a seed-bearing fruit

>> No.17512372

>>17512371
nah that's you

>> No.17512374
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>>17510173
>vegans consume tons of seed oil
>this will go well

>> No.17512470

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjcXg7He_dA&ab_channel=IIDXmouse
the only way to do it

>> No.17512490

>>17512372
no u

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>>17512490
nah you are
have fun sleeping tonight btw

>> No.17513423

Ask him politely, yet firmly to leave.

>> No.17513438

>>17509907
>sorry, we offer a nice variety of omelettes but that isn’t one of the available options.

>> No.17513461

>>17509907
Ma dick

>> No.17513471
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>>17509907
Megan, I’ve told you several times that my establishment can not meet your dietary “needs”.
Coming in here dressed like a man doesn’t change that.

>> No.17513504

>>17509907
A bunch of sautéed vegetables.